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Joined 06-15-05, id: 833834, Profile Updated: 04-17-09
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Big Bang Theory.

A humour writer at heart, but of late finding myself with an irritating habit of writing non-fluffy fluffy stuff, if that makes any sense. I write a lot of Harry Potter fics, mainly because I don't particularly like the books. Recently I've started writing Big Bang Theory fics, although that's because I really like the show.

Not much else relevant to say. Big language fan; I may not be able to write realistic emotions, but dammit, they'll be perfectly spelled.

EDIT: Just realised I've somehow ended up with two profiles here. Ah well; I'll continue using this one for the sake of consistency.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12057 - Favs: 14,401 - Follows: 13,059 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Sensual Cellular Similarity by DesertDragon reviews
A sexy, accidental text becomes the cause of some unaccountable behavior. Penny/Sheldon, all characters. Rated PG-13 The M rating is for Ch. 2 only.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,463 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Pajama Polarization by CelesteGrey reviews
A harmless little dream sends Penny into a frenzy and denial. Sheldon has similar issues. Neither is sure what to do. Penny/Sheldon. Rating for later chapters. A/N: Thanks for all the great reviews. 6/10 - Expect an update this weekend :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,396 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Sling Shot by Writegirl reviews
SG1 LOTR crossover. The great overhaul has begun! I am going back and rereading, adding, subtracting, and generally editing.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,245 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Litany of Blood by jon3776 reviews
The brother wands had a farther reaching affect than anyone could have predicted. Harry's fifth year will be a time filled with vampires, ancient magics, new love, and the most dangerous thing in the world-a woman scorned...HFleur and HGirl!blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,377 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Play the Game by KellyAnnie reviews
When House's apartment is infested with roaches, he needs a place to stay. But Wilson's not taking him in, and two of the three ducklings have excuses. Where can he go? HC, rated M for later chapters. Completed!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,312 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
The SGC and the Pizza Boy by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
[2] The President makes a visit to the SGC, causing Jack much stress, Daniel much humiliation, and the former pizza boy abject panic. One in a series of very long days...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005
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The Star Turtle Embarkation reviews
When his other friends drop out, Sheldon is stuck taking Penny to the Discworld Convention in England. It may not be the first time Penny’s made Sheldon blue, but definitely the first time she’s been so literal about it... Rated M for future scenes P/S
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009
The Plasma Implosion Experiment reviews
Of all the people to curl up to during a storm, why did she have to pick *him*? Penny/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
The Summer Shower Precipitation reviews
Three years of curious and unexpected datapoints pile up on Sheldon, forcing him one rainy night to reach an unexpected conclusion. Penny/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Complete
Dark Autumn: Combat Catalyst reviews
The first Hogsmeade visit of Harry's sixth year is disturbed by a largescale Death Eater attack. But at least the sextet get a chance to sort a few things out.Like Ron's sock drawer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Final Demand reviews
An unexpected letter arrives at Voldemort's lair what could be so terrible as to make him fear it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Voldemort
Have A Chocolate, Tom? reviews
Voldemort confronts Harry but there's no harm in being polite, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter And The Second War
Following on directly from the end of The HalfBlood Prince, this eventually novellength fic takes the place of the as yet unwritten book seven.Rated T for language and possible upcoming violence, gore, and so on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P.
The End Of The World reviews
Possibly the fluffiestever take on the apocalypse. The Earth's orbit is about to take the planet through the middle of a massive asteroid swarm, and the world has a few months to face certain death. Call me strange, but I actually see the ending here as q
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Potter Monster reviews
Harry's got a roaring little monster in his chest what famous creatures do we know that live inside people's chests? A short, probably oneshot parody, though probably on the serious side of funny. Rated M for gore, erring on the cautious side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dementors And Crumpets reviews
A short speculative fic on exactly what it's like inside Azkaban... and what Dementors do on their tea breaks. They probably like custard creams.Rated T for minor language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2005