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Joined 10-07-16, id: 8342324, Profile Updated: 02-19-17
Author has written 2 stories for Pride and Prejudice.

I have been meaning to do this for some time, but haven’t, mostly because I want my profile/bio to be perfect. Silly, I know.

I am a mum of two very energetic, very mischievous boys, aged two and four. When I have gone a long time without posting they are usually the ones to blame.

I have a background in sales and spent many years picking up odd jobs as a copywriter. Email sequences, SMS marketing, web pages, article marketing. Somehow or another I ended up writing quite a lot of stuff for technology companies, which I was good at, but did not find particularly interesting. Fan Fiction is way more fun.

Our family lives in South East Queensland, so we spend a great deal of our time in the water and when we are not doing that we are bitching about the heat.

I am playing in the Pride and Prejudice Universe right now, but I may venture into the Harry Potter world at some point.

Small warning: One of my favourite ways to find new fics is to look at the favourites lists of my favourite authors. I like my fics very dark. So beware of playing in my reading list if you prefer your stories more light and fluffy.

Reviews are like air to me, so please be free with your thoughts and write me a review.

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Masterchef by Fragilereality reviews
Hermione's presence in his kitchen forces Lucius to re-think his prejudices. Just a little one shot I dreamed up whilst cooking dinner - then I came up with a few more courses! Post Hogwarts, disregards epilogue. Includes graphic sex, cross dressing and many scenarios I can't believe I actually came up with!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,553 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Draco M. - Complete
Cwéne by artemisgirl reviews
Hermione watches the inky sky, alone, and wishes upon a star. She wishes for an equal, someone to stand at her side as she takes a stand against the world. And when the Fates deliver him to her, the world will never be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 358 - Published: 11/2/2016 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Hic Sunt Dracones by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Of no more use to Voldemort, both Lucius and Hermione are discarded into a game in which the stakes are much too high, and the prize uncertain. Written for the 2010 Lucius Big Bang
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
William by Jannet Doe reviews
Darcy abandons Elizabeth after a short liaison in Netherfield Park. A child is the result of their affair. She marries a tradesman and meets Darcy again after twenty years. Did he abandon her or did something else happen? please read and review. A what if in a AU.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,461 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Crystal of Time by Aurette reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a conspiracy full of murder, mystery, mayhem, and unending betrayal. Will the man she turns to for help betray her heart? AU/M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,045 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Disillusioned by Aon Duine Lurks reviews
What do you do when you have to choose between having what you want and having what you need? SS/HG. M for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unbidden by camnz reviews
Lucius Malfoy had the perfect life until she came with her ready smiles and stomach churning friendliness,and destroyed everything. Time travel fic, ignores Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,594 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Miserable Gits Club by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus, Hermione and Lucius are feeling a little lost after the war. Society is changing, and so are they.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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Reluctantly Mrs Darcy reviews
As suggested in the title of Jane Austen's original work, Darcy's greatest failing is pride. His passionate love for Elizabeth only mitigates this character flaw, resulting in the awful proposal at Hunsford. If happenstance forced Darcy to marry Elizabeth before he loved her, or even knew her at all, would he ever be able to get past his pride to recognise his fortune?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 119,163 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 5/10/2020 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Col. Fitzwilliam
A Treatise on Domestic Harmony reviews
A miasma of discontent has descended upon Pemberley once more. Can Elizabeth use her wits and clever tongue to bring the household back into harmony? This challenge inspired one shot is for mature readers only.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/17/2017