irishpiratess
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Joined 06-16-05, id: 834273
Author has written 4 stories for Incredibles, Harry Potter, and Office.

Lets see. My name is Sam, I'm Irish, and I am a pirate. Well... I pirate music.That doesn't really count towards the image I want, but I guess I just have to take what I can get. Teenage girls don't really have much opportunity in the pirating field.

I mostly prefer non-canon ships. Because could I truly be a fanfic writer if I didn't? I mean, the entire purpose of fanfic writing is to a- kill off characters you hate, b- make couples that are already in love get together faster or c- make couples the author hates get together. In a nutshell, that's the entirety of the fanfiction world, right there.

HARRY POTTER:
My ships:
HGSS HGRL HGSB RLSB (pre-war humor-type)
HGDM HPDM HGTR (Hermione-gets-sent-to-the-past fics)
JPLE (pre-war humor-type, pref. with addition of RLSB)
GWDM GWBZ (but mostly on the side with this one)
Also, my personal favorite, RWsomedementorsface.

HEROES:
My ships:
Paire Mylar PeterClaude (oneshots only. Can't handle long term.)
HiroAndo MattAudrey BennetBennet'swife

OFFICE
My ships:
Canon, mostly.
Jam, sometimes with a dash of Karim drama on the side (she flips out and tries to kill them, or something)
MichaelJan ReluctantRyanKelly Dwangela.

BONES:
Just BB, Hodgela and maybe ZacOC.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:
Ermm... Sparrabeth. I know, I know, my hopes are crushed by the general killing of that plot arc in the third movie. But I'm a fangirl. Canon isn't going to stop me.

INVADER ZIM:
ZADR RAPRoneshots Zim/Gaz friendship

THE INCREDIBLES:
Vidrome/Synlet/whatever you wanna call it HelenBob/ElastigirlIncredible JackJackFutureSyndrome'sDaughter

MY FICS

Running: Incredibles. I'm sorry. I am. One day I will finish it. But right now I'm stuck in a rut. And I've lost chapter 12 off my computer completely. And have no clue what it was about.

I Miss You: HP. Well, that's a oneshot, so there's not much to write here, but the song is by Blink 182 and it's about Hermione and Ron, reminiscing on the death of Harry, their relationship, and the overratedness of having "a song".

Inescapable: HP. Seven years after the conclusion of the final battle, a group of old friends- and enemies- must face reality as it is. How else, but being stuck in an elevator in an exceptional storm? Hit a mental block- I know where it's going, but can't put it in words. Can someone please send an emergency muse?!?!

Potential Energy: The Office. A JAM angst oneshot set during Drug Testing, based on the too-abrupt but very promising scene between our favorite Dunder-Mifflinites in the kitchen. Sometimes the most important things are better expressed in silence.

email is irishpiratess@hotmail.com andAIM is irishpiratess618... er, um, if you wanna talk to me it's pretty much just irishpiratess..

k.m.i.i
keep on piratin
~irishpiratess

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13232 - Favs: 16,709 - Follows: 15,628 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Thanks for the Socks by Moose on mars reviews
After Draco Malfoy shows up unexpectedly at Privet Drive, the consequent school year holds many dramatic changes. Extreme parody and hardcore absurdity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,957 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Faith by Snwy.Leopard reviews
“YOU KILLED HER! AFTER ALL THAT SHE DID!” he yelled but her mind argued back. All she wanted was to know who her real parents are. It wasn't supposed to happen like this! None of it was supposed to happen like this. She couldn't be his twin- couldn't! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,607 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Luminous by Mrs. Data reviews
This is set between Booze Cruise and The Secret it takes an alternate timeline of how I would end the series.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,303 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Black Rose by Severus's vampiress reviews
SeverusHermione. It starts with him finding her stealing firewhisky in the middle of the night, and it leads to a marriage Law, love, betrayal,a child and an unexpected kidnapping......
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 38,183 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
In His Eyes by ArgentumRosa reviews
After a bad encounter with some Death Eaters Draco is left with a child to care for. Problem is this child is no ordinary one and there are people after him. Can Draco survive the dangers ? Cn he survive parenting ? Looks like he is going to have to ask H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 199,058 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 5013 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Time on the Cinammon Moon by ShyMoonlight reviews
A unique time travel fic. When Hermione finds a locket and tries to open it, she is thrown 20 years into the past. There she falls in love once again with the man who broke her heart in the present time. Who is he? Post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,191 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Downside of Aging Potions by ShineMoon reviews
One minute, he's pouring Aging Potion into a cauldron for a powerful, yet mysterious, potion. The next, Snape is on the floor with robes three sizes to big. Can he learn the ohso dramatic ways of being 17 again with the help from his favorite Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 44,079 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To Hold You Close by MiraiYume reviews
[Complete] Set after X3. Who’s to say it was a Cure? Rogue faces the facts of her mutant life as consequences occur. When push comes to shove, only one man seems to completely understand her, the gruff Wolverine. Still, can love really conquer all?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,681 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Insanity of Severus Snape by stashleigh reviews
Poor Severus, Harry, Ron and Hermione have come up with a new plan to annoy the living hell out of him. Does it work? Does he care? Someone does...HGSS I think, hmmmm P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
People Ain't No Good by Sketty24 reviews
Nobody likes a moody hitchiker. Even more so when they decide to give you lip. As far as Logan's concerned, his new companion can take a hike at the next stop. The thing is, when he offered to give this girl a ride he got more than he bargained for. ROGAN
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 91,978 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Blood Is Thicker Than Tears by atruwriter reviews
Draco's entire world is turned upside down when he's told his parents are not the Malfoy's. Struggling not to be killed and to become close with his brother he falls in love with one of his worst enemies, his brother's best friend. Sum inside. [ABANDONED - TO BE DELETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 420,484 - Reviews: 3123 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
The Apprenticeship by stashleigh reviews
Hermione, Always the one to avoid trouble, Finds herself in the thick of it. But can she avoid the man giving her a hard time? Does she even want to?...HGSS Eventually. READ, ENJOY...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,519 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sitting On The Baby by HPOD sufferer reviews
Something went seriously wrong on that Halloween night. Harry didn't just survive...He travelled through time. AS A BABY. Full summary inside. A child can't change the world. No, but he can change people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,418 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P.
Young Again: The Rewrite by Taliath reviews
PostHBP. When all hope seems lost and everybody is dead, Harry transports his soul into the body of his one year old self. This time, he's going to try and set things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,665 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Seasons Change by xScenex reviews
During the Formal Halloween Ball, Hermione has a run in with Draco. After an unfortunate event, Hermione is sent back in time twenty years to the Marauders era to fulfill a prophecy of her own. Eventual HGRL, JPLE shipping and character death. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,863 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Between Friends by She's a Star reviews
Pam guesses it’s just that sort of thing, where you ignore what’s obvious because it just makes stuff easier that way.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Canaries by Sol en la Noche reviews
Hermione has fallen ill as a result of the war, and now she and her loved ones must deal with the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Angry Beginnings, Happy Endings by SeverusSnapePotionsMaster13 reviews
Professor Hermione Granger has returned to Hogwarts. Professor Snape notices her . . . maturity, and she thinks he looks good. What will happen when Hermione develops a crush on our Potions Master, and he fights the urge to return his feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,668 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Next Time Around by TWbasketcase reviews
Monday came and nothing changed. 5 teens can't find the courage to like who they want to like and they are lower than ever. What happens when they land in detention again, 1 year later?
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,210 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Out Of My Mind by Sketty24 reviews
Those personalities Rogue absorbed continue to linger inside her head, and recently are the only things that get her through the day. However, things take a drastic turn when an unconcious Rogue finds herself trapped inside her own mind.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6142 - Favs: 4,477 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hoping for a Refuge by theDarkIsRising reviews
After a hasty rescue, Hermione must go into hiding at Lupin's, carrying a rather weighty 'object' the Dark side wants. That's not even half of their troubles. A mouthy dead Seer, one angry Voldemort, some close quarters, and even closer calls...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,501 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Opportune Moment by labyrinths reviews
The opportune moment was there and it slipped like water through his fingers. JE Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
This Life With Me by shannanagin reviews
An everyday love story.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,748 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Second Chance by HelplessTurtle reviews
Severus moves to the muggle world to start a new life, only to find someone he never thought to see again. But after a friendship he never thought he could have, has he ruined it for the worst? Thanks for the 38000 hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,000 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sense by proudgirl reviews
Jim's internal monologue and beyond during Casino Night for now. Rating now 'M' but mostly for the last chapter. MAY possibly have six parts leave a commentreview if you WANT a sixth part!
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,455 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006
February 14, 2007 by JodithGrace reviews
It's Valentine's Day once again at Dunder Mifflin. What's changed since last year?
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Severus of Hogwarts by Evan Ashling reviews
SSHG: Absurd Phantom of the Opera Crossover. Parody, random. Hogwarts has the first ever talent show and a few people become enamoured with the beautiful singing sensation Hermione Granger... but who is that man with the bag on his head? PPP references :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
You And Me by Gerik's Angel reviews
Jim watches the clock, counts the days on the calendar, keeping track of the time until his day of destruction arrives. He knows he should tell Pam the truth, yet he struggles as the days pass quicker and quicker.
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Comics, Cookies, and Revenge by LejindaryBunny reviews
Vex was nobody, until Syndrome found her, and made her his trusted lieutenant. Meanwhile, Violet is learning how hard Super hero life really is. But are the girls paths on a collision course?
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,165 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 11/30/2004
Jim, Where are You? by ECPENGUIN reviews
Jim leaves DunderMifflin. Stuff Ensues.
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2006
Broken by unfold reviews
Oneshot. PamJim. 'You were so confident that you could give her more than he had.'
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Redeemer by Lone Butterfly reviews
The War is over and Severus Snape has been captured as an exDeatheater. He's saved by the one person he never wanted to see again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,346 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Time by unfold reviews
JimPam. Oneshot. 'In my head, there’s a countdown to June 10th.' First Office fic. I enjoy reviews.
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Syndromes Apprentice by arnhem softfire reviews
syndrome survived the explosion, and since mirage betrayed him, he is searching for an apprentice. SyndromeOC
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005
Remorse by arnhem softfire reviews
One shot of Snapes thoughts after the 6th books. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT FINISHED THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE! you have been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
There and Back Again Lane by Mangykneazle reviews
Fearful of attacks by the remaining Death Eaters after Voldemort’s final defeat, the Ministry Obliviates a grievously injured Harry and ‘re-integrates’ him into Muggle society. Five years later, Harry has just completed his studies at university and is en
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,546 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Regeneration by Rack reviews
Violet needs to regenerate. When not even winning feels right, where can she go to find herself? —SyndromeViolet. COMPLETE—
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,940 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
Behind the Mask by Broken Wings reviews
Syndrome is plotting on his sweet revenge on the Incredibles. And Violet is fortunate to fall into his domain, how will this affect on him later? Read and find out. Synlet pairing
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,483 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
Time Revolution by KissThis reviews
Hermione's ritual magick brought back four people from the past to fulfil a prophecy, but they aren't exactly the four she planned on. Are the trio a prehistoric triumverate of power? Will Voldemort be defeated? Love for the Marauders? SBHGRL FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,956 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
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Inescapable reviews
Seven years after the war, the Minister uncovers a most shocking secret. With the truth partially exposed, the remaining of the Light must face reality and Hermione's choices. multship, MWPPera thru future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,947 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Hermione G.
Running reviews
It's been five years and Violet is in trouble. Syndrome is alive, and is regrouping the company, but for what? What can Violet do when the Incredibles are assassinated? Some people aren't meant to be enemies, but do the plans of others hurt or help?
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005
Potential Energy reviews
At times like these, it got harder and harder to ignore the lightheaded, leadbodied, churningstomach feeling that look... those eyes!... inspired in her. Sometimes the most important things are better expressed in silence. JAM.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
I Miss You reviews
Sad scene at a muggle grocery store, after the war. Death pulled the Trio apart. Two of the the three's musings on the war, what's so overrated about having a song, and lost chances. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete