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Joined 06-17-05, id: 835225
Author has written 18 stories for Stargate: SG-1.

Hey there.

My name is Jean and I am in my late twenties (cough!)...OK, OK my early thirties and I live in south-east England, with my better half, my two sproggles and my dog, Bubbles.

I started writing fanfiction in May of 2005, just to see if I could. I chose the pen name 'sandwiches' because, well, I like them and also because somebody else had already used the name Jean. Nope, I couldn't believe it either.

I write Stargate SG1 fanfiction as I think it's fun. The best reason of all, in my way smaller than humble opinion.

I enjoy reading Stargate SG1 fanfiction, which is handy given what I write, but I have also enjoyed fictions about CSI, Law and Order,Buffy and House.

In real life, I very much like Marmite, paddling in the sea, beer, chinese food, karate, beer, trying to understand physics, strawberry ice cream from Guiseppe's Ice Cream Parlour and reading about history. Oh, and beer.

I do not like coconut.

I hope you enjoy my fanfiction.

If you wish to see all of my fanfiction (including, for those older ones amongst us, my currently lone adult piece, lol!), they are all available at the wonderful website for the 'As The Stargate Turns' writing group, recently created by SecretArt at the following web address:

You will also, therein, find fics from some of the most talented Stargate writers around at the moment. So do go and enjoy, if you wish!

Update, August 2006; I've been nominated for a Stargate Fan Award for 'The Battlefield Series'. Yay! The quality of this year's competition is better than ever, so if you want to check out the many great fics (and even, if you like, amazing multimedia pieces) included, please go to:

Go on, get over there and have yourself a ball, for cryin' out loud!

Thank you kindly for stopping by.

Jean.

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Inside the Shroud by SG1Rocker reviews
Takes place during the last half of season 10. MAJOR MAJOR spoilers included. More indepth summary with story.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2006
Devoveo by C.S. Williams reviews
Her first mistake had been sacrificing herself instead of me. Her second had been assuming he would be better off that way.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S., Teyla E.
Falling by Gwil reviews
Sam's not dealing with the aftermath of her abduction as well as she'd like people to think. Sequel to Chosen. Now Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Late Night Conversations by longstoryshort reviews
Everyone needs someone to talk to. The choices are limited when your work is so secret. My take on how Sam and Jack coped over the years.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Broken by amicia reviews
Sam writes to Jack when she realises the constraints of their relationship
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Compares With You by literatiwannabe reviews
...There is no one compares with you... COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Monty Python and the SGC by technetium reviews
We have found a Goa'uld. May we burn her?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Jacob C., Gen. Hammond
Jack's Cure for Madness by SecretArt reviews
Sam's mad and Jack has to calm her down
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Preemptive Strikes and Party Poppers by The Libran Iniquity reviews
SG1 are but a week away from celebrating their second 'birthday' as a team. Beware giant killer bunnies.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Gen. Hammond, J. O'Neill
She Smiles Softly by Sg1Trooper reviews
Jack thinks back through the years and remembers the good and the bad that’s happened to Sam AN: This fic came from a song the title of my fic is the title to the song. It's in Jack's POV and how he sees how Sam has changed over the years
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Screwing Up by Lunar1 reviews
Sam makes her choice, but will she and Jack be able to face the consequences?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 8/9/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Overtime by SG1-Fanfic reviews
[Complete] Carter puts in some overtime...so what’s new? Alien ‘tests’, a rescue mission, assaults on 3 Go’a’uld mother ships… and that’s just a part of the list. Angst, a little SJ UST (near the end). Warning: serious violence and whumpin
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,648 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The JellO Incident by Chezza reviews
Sequel to the 'After Dinner Activities'. Sam and Jack’s evening is cut short.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
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It Is reviews
Just a ficlet. Enjoy. I hope. UST SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Return reviews
That really was a rough mission. Oneshot. JS.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Degrees Of Seperation reviews
Just a ficlet. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Breakfast reviews
Short, oneshot, ficlet challenge response. Kinda fun, I think. Repost.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/7/2005 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Pollution reviews
A oneshot ficlet response. Fun, I'm hoping!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Present reviews
Just a warm oneshot ficlet, about a campfire and a present. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
For The Sake Of? reviews
A rather angsty little challenge response ficlet. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
P5X 39 Whatever! reviews
A rather unusual return home. Warning: some clothing may have been lost in the writing of this fic! SJ. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,448 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
It's Sooooo Not Fair! reviews
Light oneshot ficlet. Harmless fun, methinks! Poor Jack...it really isn't fair, y'know! Challenge response from As The Stargate Turns.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - J. O'Neill, Gen. Hammond - Complete
Dressing The Who In The What? reviews
A oneshot ficlet challenge response. SJ. Ish. Kinda funny, I hope.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Ideal Soldier reviews
Ficlet. What makes the ideal soldier? SJ, sort of.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
The Battlefield Series reviews
The battle is over. His search begins. SJ. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
It Is Time reviews
Drabble. A necessary change. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/12/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Cold Water reviews
Drabble. His search. SJ. Warning: character death.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
It Is Done reviews
Almost managed a drabble, but it is a little bit too big. Just like it the way it is. Sorry about that. A tad angsty, if you like that sorta thing. Warning: character death. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
D'ya think? reviews
Journey's end? SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Retirement reviews
Endings and beginnings. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
No Happy Endings reviews
The end of a dream. Warning: character death. SJ.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
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