bored peasanthide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Mass Effect, Star Wars, Fairy Tail, Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Super, and Heroes of Might and Magic. Hi Not sure who is stalking me here but welcome in any regard. University graduate from Australia. Hobby writer. Sports lover. Book worm. Shift worker... *sigh* Not great at selling myself (which is probably not great in the job market). I hope that my stories sell themselves. Again, probably not the best for the actual books that I am hoping to get published one day. For the one person who asked... I am a guy. Thanks for reading! Current Stories: Main story - Mass Effect: Plan for the Galaxy - Status: Active Wildcard stories - All active but updates via vote on pat-re-on Saiyan Effect - Dragon Ball Super x Mass Effect I am Not a Mage - Fairy Tail Is it Wrong for a Soldier to Take on Orario? - Danmachi (Is it Wrong to Pick up Girls in a Dungeon?) A Heroes Campaign - Harry Potter x Heroes of Might and Magic A new chapter for PFTG will be posted every month. Another chapter from a story from what I am calling my 'wildcard' list will also be posted every month. Voting for this will soon be available on my Pat-re-on every month. I now have a Pat-re-on. Look up Bored Peasant's Written Works and you should find it there! I hope that you can support me there so I can spend more time writing for everyone here. I will be cross-posting on AO3 as BoredPeasant. Special thanks to Ranger, BuzzGrave, FallenMetalGod and Ezoz for their Pat-re-on donation! |
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Enduring the Flames of War by Masterdude21 reviews
A joint Asari-Turian operation salvaged a "package" from a derelict wreckage in the Terminus Systems, whereupon they release a force of war beyond their reckoning. Hoping to avoid another war, Commander Shepard recruits the "package" into her team. A simple act of kindness, unwittingly paving the way for a clash unlike the galaxy has ever seen. Fate directs the flames of war.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 748,897 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Master Chief/John-117, OC, Shepard
Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 175 - Words: 731,381 - Reviews: 9403 - Favs: 8,377 - Follows: 8,930 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Song of A Northern Sorcerer by ffdrake reviews
Darth Nox crash lands onto the frozen land of the North after barely escaping an ambush from the Zakuul Empire. Alone and without resources and with no hope of rescue, Nox decides to make the best of his situation and attaches himself to nearest available option until he can rebuild his powerbase and influence. And with his arrival, the fate of Westeros will be forever changed.
Crossover - Star Wars & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 816,348 - Reviews: 3961 - Favs: 6,911 - Follows: 7,777 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Sith I., Jon S.
Who's This White Kid? by Flameraiser reviews
Harry wakes up in a strange jungle seemingly de-aged and without his wand. He has to figure out how to live in this whole new environment that he has seemingly warped to. And what the hell is a Wakanda? First few chapters will be about entry into the world and not much else. Obviously takes place in the Avengers universe. Will primarily use the MCU as a reference.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,579 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 9,482 - Follows: 11,066 - Updated: 6/29/2021 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
To Infinity by creamofwheat2311 reviews
After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 473,247 - Reviews: 4097 - Favs: 5,627 - Follows: 6,569 - Updated: 3/30/2021 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, T. Lasky, Shepard
The Spartan Effect by Gatekeeper333 reviews
Everyone's favorite Spartan is looking for a new purpose, lucky for him, the Commander his happy to oblige. (5-23-19 Info: On Hiatus after Chapter 45. Will update with schedule after life is in order.)
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 495,928 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 3,375 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard
The Alpha Wolf by Wyvern03 reviews
His will is the blade in which the coming tide shall fall upon. His duty, the armor that gives him purpose and strength to fight on. His blood the unbreakable shield against the coming darkness. His soul, the last bastion, forged in the furnaces of war. So beware enemies of the North, for the Alpha Wolf has arrived, the North never forgets, and Winter is inevitable.(Indef-Hiatus)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,167 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 5,635 - Follows: 6,899 - Updated: 1/16/2019 - Published: 3/16/2018 - Harry P.
A Spartan in Westeros (A Song of Ice and Fire X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,153 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 4,434 - Follows: 5,039 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
Long Black Road by FrankLeroux reviews
The one that "you send to kill the f***ing boogeyman" wakes up in the future to face the ultimate boogeyman. Somebody PLEASE get this man...a gun! Rated M for language, for sexual situations, and for John Wick shooting lots of things in the face. Set in the same Mass Effect universe as my other story (Tango 'Til They're Sore) but you don't have to read that one to read this one.
Crossover - Mass Effect & John Wick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,384 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 1/26/2017 - Complete
Forced Alliances by jjsmith5 reviews
What if Robert Baratheon feared that is hold upon the throne wasn't as secure as he'd like and needed his friend Ned to help make it secure... Stark/Tyrell alliance
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,651 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 4/19/2018 - Published: 11/29/2015
Untamed by ChaosSpartan575 reviews
Shepard activated the Crucible and instead of dying, landed in Westeros during the Long Night. She aided a man known as the Last Hero in defeating the Others earning the title, the Red Vixen. Now her decedents thousands of years later have gotten caught up in the War of the Five Kings. Will House Shepard survive the coming winter? Rated M.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/10/2017
Another dragon, another wolf, another stag by Deus Swiftblade reviews
They had heard of the tourney at Harrenhal. They had heard of the rebellion that followed. They had heard of the defeated stag and the threatening wolf. They had thought that was just the past and was no concern of theirs. But the gods seem to enjoy watching the same play being preformed again, just with different mummers and at a different place.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,318 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Complete
Chronophobia by Inkognito97 reviews
The Force provided Obi-Wan with a second chance to change how things turned out. Will he be able to save his Master, his Padawan and the whole universe?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,946 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/10/2017 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Asset by jCOOLn reviews
James Barnes, AKA Bucky, has been captured by the Red Skull, who was able to steal a vile of the Super Soldier Serum. He plans to transform Bucky into a Superior Man and then brain wash him into becoming his perfect assassin. The problem is they try to use the Tesseract in place of Vita Rays to activate the transformation. Long story short he is teleported to the GoT Universe.
Crossover - Game of Thrones & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,693 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier
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Saiyan Effect reviews
The Citadel Council weren't ready for a species with the power of the saiyans at their back.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Ball Super - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,182 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 8/9/2017 - Son Gohan, Son Goku, Vegeta
Mass Effect: Plan for the Galaxy reviews
I was chosen because I had thought it through and because I knew what pain and suffering was. Now I have the chance to see if my ideas can help Shepard save the galaxy. SI.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 252,179 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 5/24/2017 - Shepard, OC
I Am Not a Mage reviews
Reborn into a world of magic, and I can't even use it. Doesn't mean that I can't do anything though. The world isn't going to leave me alone just because I can't, so might as well use my knowledge and do what I can to prevent some of the bad stuff happening. SI.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,753 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 4/12 - Makarov D., Mirajane S., OC
A Heroes Campaign reviews
A desperate stumble sends Harry Potter through the Veil, into the land of Enroth. Join Harry as he navigates a war in a land of Might, Magic and Heroes, all in an effort to get back home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Heroes of Might and Magic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20 - Harry P.
Is it Wrong for a Soldier to Take on Orario? reviews
I entered my eternal rest, only to find out it wasn't so eternal. Now I find myself in a world where I need to get strong quickly to survive and rise above. Monsters, adventurers and gods. Nothing will stand in my way to become the strongest. SI.
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 166 - Published: 7/5 - OC
Thrawn's Analysis of Earth reviews
Thrawn has come across Earth and has taken a look at the people.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/6 - Thrawn - Complete