Author has written 11 stories for Inuyasha, Misc. Anime/Manga, Naruto, D N Angel, Gravitation, Fire Emblem, and Ouran High School Host Club.
I go by Kumori-hime here, but on a lot of sites I go by Zemmer. My real name is from one of Tamora Piece's books, but I won't tell you what it is.
I am not old enough to reda my favorite fics. .
I have straight brown hair and brown eyes.
I live in the Maritimes, Canada.
To see my art (that everyone but me likes XD), go to.
Since I'm often too lazy to say so in the fics themselves, I'll say it now: I don't own a single copyright. I don't even know how to apply for one, or where I would have to go. (Don't sue me!)
And while I'm at it, I'll tell you guys that: I like shounen-ai. And shoujo-ai.
I can't write Het anymore. Don't read my three het stories, they'll never be updated again. :(
Anime I like
Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Yuyu Hakusho, Chobits, Inuyasha, Beyblade (only because of Kai and Rei.XD), Utena, Escaflowne, Gravitation, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruit's Basket, Magic Knight Ray Earth, Wolf's Rain, Trigun, Hikaru no Go, Ranma 1/2, Fushigi Yuugi (I hate Dragon Ball and all it's sequels. I refuse to believe that it and Naruto came from the same person.), Ouran High School Host Club, Black Cat, Angelic Layer, any movies by Miyazaki, Tsubasa Chonicles, Prince of Tennis, DN Angel
Manga I like
D N Angel , Fushigi Yuugi, Kare Kano, King of Hell, Rurouni Kenshin, Qwan, Ai Yori Aoshi, Suikoden III, Hana-Kimi, Ranma 1/2, Mars, Gravitation, (yaoi doujinshi)
Pairings I like:
(Naruto) Gaara/Hinata, Shikamaru/Temari, Kakashi/Iruka, Neji/Tenten, Neji/Sasuke, Naruto/Kiba, Gaara/Naruto
(Rurouni Kenshin) Kenshin/Kaoru,
(Yuyu Hakusho) Kurama/Hiei, Yusuke/Keiko,
(Inuyasha) Kagura/Sesshoumaru, Rin/Kohaku, Kagome/Inuyasha, Miroku/Sango, Jakotsu/Bankostu (and Inuyasha/Miroku, if it's done without bashing the girls)
(Fruit's Basket) Yuki/Tooru, Kyo/Haru, Yuki/Kyo, Ayame/Hatori
Gravitation) Yuki/Shuichi, Hiro/Suguru, Ryuichi/Tatsuha
(Bleach) Ichigo/Ishida, Renji/Ichigo, Byakuya/Renji
(Fullmetal Alchemist) Roy/Riza, Envy/Ed
(D N Angel) Satoshi/Daisuke, Keiji/Takeshi, Dark/Krad, Keiji/Daisuke
They are quotes, that mean's that very few of them are mine.(Sorry if they're yours, they might be.
Once the sun had successfully set, after trying about five times, the moon rose. Sort of.
Glad to know I made you un-normal.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one!
How far can you open your mind before your brain falls out?
When the going gets tough, the tough get going; this is also sometimes known as a tactical retreat!
We are not retreating, we are simply advancing in the other direction!
You want to know who called the cook a bastard, what we want to know is who called the bastard a cook?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Tradgedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when I fall into an open sewer and die.
You are unique, just like everyone else!
I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow is not looking good either!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a pack...Coincidence? I think not...
There’s a light at the end of every tunnel. Let’s hope it’s not a train.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they don’t have shoes, that’s another good reason to criticize them.
Insanity isn’t a disease or a problem. It’s a life choice, and one I’m proud of making.
“That’s gay.” “Well, yeah, actually, it is.” – Luca and Danny about Gravitation
You know what the hardest part of using a screwdriver to take apart a computer with a friend is? Refraining from screw comments.
“I ate ‘im.” – Sonja
“Maybe they put her in a garbage can. She’s abut that size.” “I hope not.” “Yeah…” –Me and Melanie about Sonja.
Romantic moments are boring. It’s much more entertaining to run in circles, when hyper.
“You’re mother was a hamster and you’re father smelt of elderberries! I fart in your general direction!” –Monty Python and the Holy Grail
What art thine problem?
Damn him, this is a matter of happily ever after he’s ruining!
They stared into each other’s eyes, because for some reason, inspecting the pupils of another person is extremely romantic
If the week started on Monday evening, skipped Tuesday and Wednesday, going strait to Thursday, and added a day called Onesday as the third day of the weekend, all would be well.
It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen
Whoa. That’s feminine. Even for a Bishi, that’s feminine.
They were both dead, and then she re-killed him.
You plus me equals us!
Despite his soft, cuddly looks, Kumagorou was actually a super-strong fighter and dangerous secret weapon with super powers, and K was immediately knocked unconscious.
I fail to see the error in calling an idiot, an idiot.
“Do you know something that I don’t?” “You actually know something?”
I do not own Naruto. Naruto owns me.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Oh real life, why do you have to be so real?
It looked so democratic and sensible there for a moment, I thought they were going to knock one another out flat!
I bet my drink would have something smart to say to that but I’m not listening to it.
Fear my minty freshness!
Silence may be golden… But duct tape is silver!
I didn’t lose my heart; I misplaced it.
If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.
You were...drowning in the bottom of the shower.
I'm not insane. I'm Russian. And I'm rich.
Then he put two and two together and got an approximation of four
No ones a virgin. Life screws us all.
"Screw you!" -- "Don't mind if you do." -- "That is NOT what I meant!
Think positive. Stay negative.
Have you ever noticed that some people say psycho like it's a bad thing
Warning: Trespassers will be shot; survivors will be shot again
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
Life’s not fair, and anyone who tells you differently, is trying to sell you something.
Have I disturbed you yet?
Yes, I'm mentally unstable...but I can use a pencil!
I want peace of mind… and more Pepsi!
"You're still upset over that shirt?” "I looked good in it!" "It was from the women’s department." "No one'd have noticed!” "I'd have noticed. Especially since you did look good in it."
"Don't worry, it really is dead." He calmly stated in response to the other guy poking his burger. "I swear, it blinked at me."
I now declare you nurse and wife. You may kiss the bride, er, hurt the groom.
For some reason, it never clicked that they were talking about ninjas... not Nine Inch Nails
If I learned one useful thing in my fandom, it’s that the term ‘bitch’ can and does apply to both genders
I dunno if I read this right or not… but you were crossdressing before sorcerers...
How the Sphinx really lost it's nose: KAZE NO KIZU! Oops...
“Everything's illegal according to you...” “No, only the things you suggest.”
“Sex is -not- a sport!" "Sport, by definition, is a physical activity engaged in for pleasure."
No, don't cry! The ending's going to be happy, but they have to be miserable enough to deserve it first!
I'll decide who I want to love, and I love you!
And how do you know if a sorcerer is crossdressing, anyway? Even the ones that don’t crossdress still wear robes that look dress-y.
Note to self: Crazy bitches with lethal elbows: avoid like plague.
I try to take it just one day at a time... but lately several days have attacked me at once.
Remember to always be yourself...unless you suck.
I think it’s required by law to go into security if you are over 6'4", 300 lbs, and have an intimidating nick name.
I am not my coat.
I guess my psychic abilities didn’t develop this mornin’ like I hoped.
If nothing is perfect and you say I’m nothing, then I’m perfect.
If the future is now then what do we have to look forward to?
Your dignity is your own to ruin, just please don't hurt mine in the process.
So the one serving the pork and eggs is a high priest…?
Please excuse him. He was dropped on his head as a child. Repeatedly, and in succession.
Sorry, but I’m not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
“Oh my God! I've lost him!” “But he's like 5'7"! How could you lose someone that tall?”
He’s all like "SWOOSH KERBLAM IN YOUR FACE, I'M SO SEXY!."
I must be really frustrated...I mean, I am. I am right frustr—whoa...the room...where is it going?
…and those boxes are about as straight as Marth on New Year's eve.
And—flying boxers. Damn flying boxers
There was a cute little coffeehouse (that had tea) just around the corner
He’s the dancing Queen?
Ho ho ho! Merry Chinese New Year! Wait, that’s wrong
We do not have parties at school; parties are not allowed. Rather, we have a Cultural Exchange of Edible Ideas
Beware. For here, thine muffins doth talketh.
“Well, I’m going to go get struck by lightning. Enjoy yourself.” “Alright, but be back by six.”
Yes, the whole idea was decidedly crazy. But it was a well-paying insane asylum, and I needed the money
Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life
Happiness is like peeing your pants; other people can see it, but they can't feel its warmth
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
I like being mean to stupid people.
Happy Mother’s Day, father of mine!
His mind started working properly and he bit his lip, trying to prevent himself from laughing out loud like the psycho he is.
They both stared at each other. Silence filled the room for 10 minutes. It was awkward.
He slammed the door and made sure it was locked and locked good!
…because things are just cooler with guns. I learned that in fourth grade and it has never left me.
The Christmas ornaments do not need to be lined up, organized, or in any kind of pattern!
For all he knows he could have wrote that the ice age happened right after the first great war humanity waged on itself and its by product is the dinosaur eggs.
Constructively dissing my skills would be really helpful!
Women have to work twice as hard as men to get half the credit. Fortunately, it isn't hard
Save the whales! Trade them in for valuable prizes.
Support marine biology! Have you way with a WHALE today!
A stalker is just an admirer with more devotion !
Sarcasm is a good thing. It means that the person you're talking to have enough patience not to smack you outright
It's like we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast! Though, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
I seem to have trouble distinguishing between "sexy" and "violence"
I stole my face from my parents! I’m a terrible person!
gasps and sprays self with chibi repellent
Yeah, so he did plunder my family’s tomb and tried to steal my Millennium Puzzle! Who cares!
You evil mangoooo… Now I cant seeeee !
Best friends can sleep together... Right...? Oh god, that sounds so perverted...
"Heterosexuality is so overrated." "What makes you say that?” "HEL-LO, look around you.
It went BOOM in a fit of giggles and disappeared.
'You have two twins making out on your lap. It would most likely be a good idea to shove them off, as people are most likely staring.’ But, sadly, he was not prone to listen to his logical side.
((I dream about killing him and fucking you.)) (Lovely, it'll never happen, go away now, bye-bye.
It's K dash? ...It's more like K apostrophe. ...It's Kapostrophe!
Green is "forward." Red is "stop." Yellow is "risky." ;3
"Put your man pickle in my sausage wallet!"
“Can I molest you, Shindou?”
...and more when I see or think or them.
I wouldn't mind beta-reading for someone. Just add me to your msn, and send the fic over that.
I like talking to other otakus, so if you have msn, feel free to add me. .
...that's all I can think of right now...
These will be updated frequently or not depending on two things: the number or reviews, and what I feel like writing. The first one directly effects the second. Neji's Pet and Responsibility are my current projects.
Precoius Memories ~ It's finnished! I haven't decided on a title for the sequel yet, but I'll tell you when I do. It'll be about Dark and Krad, who are less than happy about living together...
Human or Monster? ~ My interests have moved. I know what's going to happen, but I don't want to write it... X.x This one's dead.
Mezurashii High- An All-Boys School ~ This is pretty much a hodge-podge of all the bishis I could think of (plus four OCs)in an all-boys school. I'm going to let the reviewers choose the pairing.But no two characters from the same anime can go out! (Anything else goes, just not that.) Don't expect updates in the near futur
No! ~ It's supposed to be comedy all the way through, but knowing me, I'll find a way to angstify it. X.x I should update soon. I hope.
A Stressful Tale ~ I'm not going to tell you the story line in this until chapter two! But I'll tell you this: There is not a single OC in this. So who is this 'Riku Inoe'? I wouldn't hold my breath for an update here...
Responsibility ~ This one has no real plan, but the angst seems to be attacking it. Beware! (Should update soon, but don't hold your breath.)
Neji's Pet ~ This wasn't supposed to have a plot, though it seems to have found one... It will go back to being a PWP sonner or later though.
Sasuke's dress, chapter one: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/22941276/ (You have to copy and paste it instead of clicking, though.)
The Second Use Of Chocolate ~ This is a two-shot. I said that the secong chapter will come out soon, and it didn't which is really sad. :( But you have to be in the Mood to write that stuff. I'll write it sooner or later. Promise. ((This is mt self-challange to see how dirty and detailed and kinky a lemon I could write. Only read it if you like dirty, detailed, kinky yaoi lemons.))
Both Six Pack and Priceless are pretty much discontinued, due to the facts that A) almost no one reviewed, and B) I don't remember what happened in them, it's been so long since I typed them.
That's everything! Have fun, and leave reviews!
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