Midnight Turquoise
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Joined 06-18-05, id: 835681, Profile Updated: 07-23-09
Author has written 2 stories for Dark Angel, and House, M.D..

Hello all you wonderful people! Here's my profile!

Age: old enough.

Gender: female.

Real name: You can call me Evey, if you like.

Favorite hobbies: Really?? I have to name them all? I love acting, singing, playing in the band... chillin... writing, editing... you know. geek stuff.

Color: green!! blue, black, silver...white...

Movie: oohhhh there are so many!!

Book: see above.

Music: see above.

Song: omg. SEE ABOVE.

Place to go: goodness. everywhere?

Actor/Actress: IDK... I like pretty much everyone in the Screen Actor's Guild.


Pahntom of the Opera- Christine/Raoul, Meg/Raoul... Let's face it. I just hate Raoul.

V for Vendetta- Evey/ Inspector Finch

Scrubs- J.D./Elliot (I don't know why, but it bugs me!!It's over!!)

House, M.D.- House/Stacy (unless the writer is AMAZING), Cameron/Chase, House/Cuddy

Harry Potter- Harry/ Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Cho

Dark Angel- LOGAN & ANYONE BUT MAX!! and vice versa.

Twilight- EDWARD & ANYONE BUT BELLA!! and vice versa. Break my heart, willya??


Phantom of the Opera- Erik/Christine

V for Vendetta- Evey/V (I wish I knew his real name!!)

Scrubs-Jordan/Cox... I guess. I don't have any favorite Scrubs pairings. I do like JD/Cox agnst. NOT SLASH!!

House, M.D.- House/Cameron, Wilson/Cuddy

Harry Potter- Hermoine/Snape, Hermoine/Draco

Dark Angel- Max/Logan. That's the only way it should be!!

Twilight- Edward/Bella. They're the only reason the Earth turns!

Parodies are great, and there aren't enough of them.

Random snippet -- ""Put the banana back in your pants, Richard!!""

I haven't written much on this website... I've been too busy reading all of the wonderful authors FFN has to offer!! Besides, Real Life makes me vulnerable to hiatus and things like that, and I hate it when authors leave their readers hanging.

In Progress--



When Everything Happens at Once: Oneshot. Logan can walk, not really before or after anything. Max has some problems and Hotboy Logan is there to help! Tee hee...

Porcelain Princess: Yes, the title is awful. The first sixish chapters are okay, I think. Some reviewers found it necessary to leave negative criticisms after reading the albeit bad title and initial summary. Read and enjoy.

I have a blog-- www.cheesemunchies.blogspot.com check it out, comment... do whatever.

I do beta work, I'm just not on the registration because I haven't published enough... (((tear)))... I'm pretty good, though, so PM me if you want my services. XD

Myspace: www.myspace.com/ladyofstature yeah-- whatev.


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"whither is was, I suspect, originally brought over by Sea by the Men..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

... My sister.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Will and Grace

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My cousin, speak-shouting, and a television or two.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

30 minutes ago. My baby brother was naked and wanted to play in the street!!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My naked brother... he's so cute!!

9. What are you wearing?

clothing... maybe.

10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

like, 2 seconds ago when I read the answer to this question by the previous author. it was pretty funny!!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing... it's making me crazy!!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I just looked in the mirror, does that count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

why am I taking it?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm an angry cynic who hates people.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

I'd make the Screen Actors Guild automatically let me in. And then I'd take Broadway by storm.

19. A quote that you love/live by:

"Texas State University. NOT IN SERVICE"

20. George Bush:


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rachel Diane

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Steffan Kennedy

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?


24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Welcome. Would you like some kielbasa?

25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?


26. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"


28. Favorite planet?

They're all pretty interesting.

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

I haven't missed any calls. Yes, I am that good.

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

I don't like any of them.

31. What shirt are you wearing?

one that says "Peace, Love, and Barbecue"

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?

I don't like to wear shoes.

33. Bright or Dark Room?


34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

According to her answers, I think I like her!

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?


36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

"The Onion: OPINION: The Internet allows for a free exchange of unmitigated information."

37. Where is your mailbox?


38. What's a word that you say a lot?


39. Who told you he/she loved you last?

My little brother.

40. Last furry thing you touched?

my head.

41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?


42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?

like, 7.

43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?

A friend at Schlitterbahn.

44. Favorite age you have been so far?

IDK... 14 was fun, I guess.

45. Your worst enemy?


...I think.

46. What is your current desktop picture?

It's black.

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

"Go show Mommy!" ...my brother was covered in mud.

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

Flying. I could always earn the money.

Well, actually, I couldn't, but I'd rather fly anyway!

49. Do you like someone?

yes. ugh.

50. The last song you listened to?

When You're Good to Mama from Chicago

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

uhm... IDK. she's not that nice all the time.

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?

my stepfather. he deserves it.


Rehearsing something cool.

Thanks for visiting Connie's Cornucopia of Concubines.

If you enjoyed us, please visit The Best Little Whorehouse on the East Coast, where you'll encounter a very "real" experience.

--Midnight Turquoise

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The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Love of Music by Kagome1514 reviews
[AU] Christine is in her senior year in high school. Erik is the new accompanist. What happens when Christine begins taking music lessons from him? EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Erik, Christine
Musical Interludes by zephtastic reviews
You know that scene from Wayne's World? The Bohemian Rhapsody one? That. But on the bridge.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Office Romances by queenb81385 reviews
Basically I'm taking the day Cameron quits and tweaking everything after it... HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,579 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Boldly Go: Twenty Sentences by SEEKER-2000 reviews
"Twenty Sentences," for those who are not familiar with the exercise, are a way of showcasing and practicing the depth a simple sentence can have in telling a story. Each chapter has twenty random sentences constructed around Spock and N. Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
The Kissing Disease by Bethrimiel reviews
Cadet Uhura is unwell, and Commander Spock decided it was only logical that he render assistance. Obligatory "how they met" story. A slowburning bit of fluff inspired by a recent bout of Mono... doncha wish you had a Spock to look after you sometimes?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,372 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Makeover by Ms-Figg reviews
25 year old Hermione Granger wins a free makeover. She is also working on a way to stop the Phantom Summons left over after Voldemort's death. Professor Snape is her lab niffler but willing to do more experimentation outside the Mark. AU, M/F, Lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,463 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mistakes by ThyPenOrThySword reviews
Rated T for mentions of death. Dorothy retells, many years later, the events that took place during her time in Oz.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Dorothy G., Elphaba T. - Complete
Wednesday's Child by Secondhand Ragdoll reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. A Hameron Darkfic. Adult themes implicit.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
April, 1912 by Haley Cullen reviews
AU. Bella is a normal seventeen year old girl, living in the early 1900's. But when her parents want to drag her back to America, in none other than the Titanic, what will fate bring? One hint: A bronze haired angel. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Accused by FMGRE reviews
Bella gets in trouble and the Cullens return to help her. It's five years after New Moon and Edward never returned. A humorous drama, with legal suspense, action, and the occasional laughable circumstance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
A Maid in the Devil's Manor by Ms-Figg reviews
Rich!Snape and Adult!Hermione. 24yearold Hermione Granger is involved in private research to find a defense against the Killing Curse. After eight years, she runs into Professor Snape, who makes her an offer difficult to refuse. AU, MF, Lemons,MM Rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 108,322 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
High School Never Ends by openmymind reviews
What's High School like for the PPTH staff? Got this title from High school never ends by BFS. wuddy hameron...ch 13 up! COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,240 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
A Change of Venue by Ms-Figg reviews
My take on the Gigolo Challenge: Freed by the death of Voldemort, Severus Snape leaves Hogwarts to embark on a new business venture that is proving enjoyable and lucrative. A curious Hermione Granger drops in on him. Thank the gods she's nosey as ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,795 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cat Scratch Fever by Mikki13 reviews
When Cameron returns to the hospital after a two year absence, House is forced to face some long hidden truths.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,227 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
User's Guide and Manual to V by Evey1812 reviews
Based on the 2005 movie. Congratulations on your purchase of a V Unit!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Is There Any Felicity in the World Superior toThis by austenfan1990 reviews
Marianne Dashwood finds the Colonel's charms and noble qualities irresistible and it seems that a proposal of marriage from the noble Brandon is pleasantly inevitable. However, as a possible handsome new suitor enters the neighbourhood, how will it all end?
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,773 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Father House by house-of-insanity reviews
Dr. House is in clinic duty, for once. He meets a fiery young woman with a tongue to match his own…not to mention DNA. Yes, folks, you heard it here first: Gregory House has a daughter. And little do they know, her clock is ticking…COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,480 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
Somnio Eternus by finally-defeated reviews
Torn apart as realization dawns upon the Gryffindor Golden girl, a potions class goes awry and she is transported back into the medieval times with none other than the not so despicable Draco Malfoy. Bitter sweet DHr. Side G?. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,829 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reaching for The Moon by Peking Noodle reviews
AU fic in which some things change and some remain the same.Max and Logan and lots of shipper fun and games.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 158,606 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 3/1/2003
And Now? by BritnieAnn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** This is a Numair/Daine fic, basically on their daily life during the POTS series.**** Chapter 9 is now up!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,694 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 2/7/2001 - Tortall
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Porcelain Princess reviews
Reposted after begging from two very nice reviewers. : The last two chapters aren't that good, but the first ones are! enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
When Everything Happens At Once reviews
Oneshot. Logan can walk, not really before or after anything. Max has some problems and Hotboy Logan is there to help. PLEASE read. PLEASE review!
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Logan C./Eyes Only, Max - Complete