Fullmidget Alchemist
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Joined 06-18-05, id: 835841
Author has written 30 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Hellsing, RENT, Saiyuki, Furi Kuri: FLCL, Misc. Anime/Manga, and D.Gray-Man.

Hello everyone!

With the arrival of Midget's (thats me) new anime/manga/other obsessions and every-changing moods, as well as her ANNOYING SCHOOL SCHEDULE, this profile is being...

COMPLETELY REDONE!

yay.

For those who want to find me, stalk me, thank me, yell at me, or ask me what I'm currently obsessed with...

-coughcoughBLEACHcoughcough-

-coughcoughNARUTOcoughoucgh

-coughcoughROZENMAIDENcoughcough-

-cough-

Get this woman some cough drops!

~~~desu~~~

You can find me on deviantArt as pinescentedbubble.

On Gaia as Un-chan.

~~~desu~~~

Yes, I deleted 'Shinigami's Day Off'. Why? Well, it was wrote before I was really 'into' Bleach, and the Quincy-bashing, albeit funny, was a little offensive, seeing as I absolutely adore Ishida-kun now.

I'm gonna make more Bleach fics. So just sit your ass down and drink your goddamn tea.

Notes

Who is Fullmidget Alchemist and what's changed since she was last here

I love UKITAKE.

I love GIN.

I love Kurtis more.

I still hate milk.

DeidaraxTobi is hot.

I'm not afraid of 'real' yaoi anymore.

I'm still 5 feet tall.

I've got a lot to do this summer, but I will be updating more.

I am a dork.

I wear glasses. Rimless, rectangular glasses.

I have insomnia.

In case anyone has picked up on it in my stories and the newest chapters of my old stories, yes I've been to 'that website' with 'those forums' and 'all those damn memes'.

And I like it.

I'm a band geek. I'll play in any type of band except Marching Band.

So help me, if you ask me things about marching band I will slap you. I will reach through the computer and slap you. I am not in marching band, I never have been in marching band, and I never will be in marching band.

Especially seeing as I started coughing up blood after one of the practices.

I love science.

I hate Professor Hojo.

I hate Aizen.

I wish Rhode Camelot was a guy.

But Tyki Mikk will do for me.

I wish L would wear a miniskirt someday.

Or Mello.

Or Ukitake.

I regularly attend anime conventions in Florida, so if you'd ever like to see my awesome cosplay, check them out!

I cuss more than Tayuya.

Besides Ukitake, the other dudes in Bleach I like are Ishida Uryuu, Ishida Ryuuken, Yumichika, Gin, Ulquiorra, Szayel-Porro, Renji, and Zaraki.

I like Winx Club. Get over it.

I'm a prude when it comes to site rules. Meaning, say, on Neopets, if you're doing something even slightly reportable, I'm gonna report you. I want sites to stay safe and fun, and so that will include FF.net.

I ignore illiterate people. Usually.

I'm a genius in more ways than one.

I don't boast, but seriously. If you think I'm smarter than you, I probably am. So just leave my brain alone and stop poking it.

(That means you, mad-scientists Mayuri, Aizen and Hojo! Szayel-Porro if allowed to, though, because he's sexeh.)

My bestest friends are Alissa, Annica, Melody, Ashely, Lauren, Lauren, Kayla, Marie, Priscilla, Cedes, Carol, Kirara, and yada yada yada I have way too many friends so yesh.

I collect miniature pots of jam and jelly, like the ones found at the Sheraton in Tampa.

PS: PLEASE READ, ALL 'ASK AKATSUKI' FANS:

DO NOT SEND YOUR QUESTIONS BY EMAIL ANYMORE! I WILL NOT USE THEM IF YOU DO! SEND THEM BY REVIEWING THE CHAPTER!

-cough-

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Only Human by Evening Dawn reviews
Ever since her first encounter with a certain white haired exorcist, Road Kamelot hasn't been the same. Why does his image constantly plague her thoughts, and what are the consequences of her newfound emotions?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,000 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Road C., Allen Walker
My Life With You by Blah in Blame reviews
Yaoi. What happens if you get busted by your best friend, when you're shirtless on the floor with your twenty-something year old 'boyfriend?
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kazuma "Kazu" M., Y. Sano
Trials of Love: A Jinchuriki Story by finder77 reviews
WTF is GOING ON! Mitsuko's a jinchuriki with a complicated life. What do you get when you mix jinchuriki, a biju, a crazy necromancer, Akatsuki, and a bunch of other ninja? GaaXOC ItachiXOC SasuXOC Action packed. YAOI and RANDOMNESS WARNING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Gaara, Itachi U.
Alucard's Mistake by Sir6Integral reviews
What happens when Alucard looses control and kills a beautiful woman? I'll tell you.... A headache and a half vampire child.....
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 12/13/2005
Fortitude by Dread Pirate Rinja reviews
Ukitake learns a valuable lesson about his younger fellow Shirou–chan. Ukitake and Hitsugaya - a friendship fic, of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
How Was School Today? by Kikinzoku reviews
A characer study of white Rhode's life at school. Written for myself not you, mentions of violence.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
Film Like A Bullet by delta16669 reviews
Speed Grapher drabble. Saiga's thoughts on Kagura. SaigaxKagura if you squint. First fanfict uploaded, Read and review. Or don't. I don't care.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Human Radiation by ianii reviews
Collection of drabbles around Allen and Rhode and their odd relationship, or lack thereof. You decide if they are connected, separate, or even realistic. Probably not.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
Two Millenia Of Love And Still Awkward by Unidentified Child reviews
KyouxUki... Kyouraku thinks Ukitake doesn't think fondly of their relationship. Little does he know...A little OCC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Truth behind The Truth behind The Barbeque by enVii reviews
Randomness is a long word. Anyway, want to know the truth behind the truth behind the barbeque? This is the essential companion guide to A Barbeque Too Far. Lots of happy homunculi like Envy and those other people, like the chibi chibi Alchemist...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Envy
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Tobi Torture reviews
Fun times all around when the Akatsuki find new and exciting ways to torture everyone's favourite ninja Tobi! The end is nigh! Tobi's in Akatsuki now, Itachi's blind, Deidara's fanboying over Ishida from Bleach, and Kakuzu has...problems. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke vs Random People! reviews
Thats right, I'm making Sasuke fight random people from cartoons, anime, manga, etc. Do not read if you are a Sasuke fangirl. Includes tea parties, Axel, Integra's STFU NOOB bat, cheese sandwiches, and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Sasuke U.
Regrets : Crybaby Ninja Side reviews
Obito remembers, and forgives. Part two of a two part fanpoetry series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
Regrets : Fanged Lightning Side reviews
Kakashi dwells too much on the past, on his memories, and on his mistakes. Flames will be used to cook my popcorn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
All in the Name of Randomness reviews
What do you get when you fill a house with random anime and manga characters? Ch. 9! The crew makes a shopping list and goes to Costco! Itachi eats TV dinners, Deidara is..Deidara, and Envy's in a shopping cart! Smidgents of ItachixOC...lots of randomness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Red Moon Rising reviews
No summary, bummer eh? You'll just have to read to find out, but I can guarantee the pairing will be strange! Hints of KabuShizu. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Deidara, Tsunade S. - Complete
Moonlight Serenade reviews
She was supposed to be nothing more than another addition to the Sound arsenal, but the young woman soon grew to mean more to them, especially one bluehaired Sound Four member. SakonxOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sakon
Loss of Innocence reviews
Forgive and forget, thats what everyone seems to say. But its hard to forget your past mistakes when there's a constant reminder etched into your forehead. Allencentric.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Seasons of Love
Angel Dust short oneshot. A year has passed since Yuina last saw Seraph. How has she changed, and how has she remained the same? Review please!
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Explosive Freedom reviews
I was trapped in a world of sin and chaos, and you freed me. Oneshot Speed Grapher fic from Kagura's POV. R&R please.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
In His Arms reviews
The fierce looking young woman traced her fingers over the lines on the young man's face, wanting to kiss him goodbye for the last time. HanaxItachi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Hana I., Itachi U. - Complete
Tsubaki no Mai reviews
Speed Grapher oneshot. Kagura always loved to dance. And when her life changed directions, she kept on dancing, even through the darkest times. Yes, this summary sucks. R&R.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
Return of Full Mental Alchemist reviews
A collection of randomness...CHAPTER 5 is finally here! Roy seems to be having a bad day. Watermelon smashing, hospital visits, spiders, and many more things await him on his worst day ever! Review Please!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005
The Chronicles of Envy and Deidara reviews
..or, the madness of the clay! Deidara and Envy are bored, and decide to do Envy's hair! Chapter 1 in memory of Full Mental Alchemist. No, not EnvyxDeidara.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
It's a Child's Life reviews
..or, The Adventures of Sakon and Ukon! You know them as members of the Sound Four, but what was their life like when they were children? Chapter 1! Sakon and Ukon's first day at school, and they make a new friend named Deidara!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sakon, Deidara
Endless Sands reviews
20 years ago, he left his village. Upon his return, he knew he would never leave again. Oneshot sad little fic about Sasori. Sasoricentric. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Yes, I'm Bored reviews
When Naruto characters get bored, what do they do? Chapter 1! Sound Five Hula Party with special guest...Yondaime Kazekage!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006
Hit Me with Your Best Shot reviews
A year has passed. Naota is even more silent, and a vibrant young woman attempts to break that silence. No, not NaotaxOC. R&R please.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Puppet reviews
Short little poem. Maybe its Kankurou...maybe its Sasori...not really sure. Very short summary. My first poem here, R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kankuro, Sasori - Complete
Addict reviews
Oneshot. The night came and went like every other night, soundlessly and peacefully. The eyes of one would never again see the troubles of tomorrow...CHARACTER DEATH OMG.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Gojyo S. - Complete
Human Angel reviews
One shot sad little fic about the life of Angel up until his death. I edited it because some of the dates were screwed up, and it might still be messed up. But I hope you like it!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Angel D. - Complete
Fun with Hellsing reviews
Alucard's life couldn't get any more boring...so what happens when three girls from an anime club show up on his doorstep with 'We Love Hellsing' on their foreheads? Fun times ahead!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2006
Free reviews
Oneshot sad, short little fic about why Uchiha Itachi killed his best friend. Rated T to be safe. Umm..yeah, this is a short summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Swimming Lessons reviews
Edward has always hated summer, but what happens when two very kindhearted sisters offer to help him learn to swim? Includes Azumanga Daioh references and Envy! Mild EdxOC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Who Am I? reviews
REVISED EDITION! How can you know who people are, when you don't even know yourself? Tobi regains his past memories and discovers that people aren't always who they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Torune - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
Oneshot. Uchiha Itachi is far from being a lonely man. ItachixOC. Rated for some sexual content. If you don't like, don't read. STILL SUCK AT SUMMARIES!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Chasing Death reviews
Oneshot Angst Romance fic about Kaguya Kimimaro. Includes character death and KimimaroxOC. NON YAOI! I still suck at summaries, and apparently titles too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Kimimaro K. - Complete
The Chronicles of Life and Death reviews
This is my second fic. When two sisters lose their limbs in the attempted transmutation of their dead friend, what happens in the aftermath? Yes I know that the idea has probably been done many times but I don't care. Flames will be used to light candles
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005
Lonely reviews
Oneshot songfic I made out of pure boredom. I suck at summaries, but just read it! EdxOC. Flames will be used to light fireworks on the 4th of July.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Edward E. - Complete
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