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The Universe's Newest Puppet by phoenixyfriend reviews
Fate's strings are really more of a garotte at this point. - In which an SI OC ends up as Uchiha Sasuke's twin sister, and commences planning because this is either a seriously entertaining coma or her unfortunately permanent new reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,335 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Itachi U., OC
Taka Noir by phoenixyfriend reviews
In which Team Taka is actually a small group of criminals trying to make their way in the big city. Unfortunately, their way involves a lot of guns, blood, and low-quality booze. Fortunately, they wouldn't have it any other way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y., Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Detour by Rose Thorne reviews
A chance meeting leaves Xellos with an unexpected responsibility. Eventual X/Z. No spoilers for Revolution or Evolution-R. Chapter 30 up 9.12.2015.
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,844 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Zelgadiss G., Xelloss M.
A Female Switch by randomlydrabbling reviews
Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 183 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gai M., Kakashi H., Team Gai - Complete
Dei-Care by Kryzanna reviews
Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3420 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Understanding sympathy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
What if the Elder Wand hadn't just rebounded the Avada Kedavra curse on Voldemort? What if his death had been more slow and painful? One-shot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
A Safe Place to Hide by Flaignhan reviews
She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Splash by Quillslinger reviews
On a scale of one to ten—ten being the bomb scare at the Reuters Building last May—this was still registering at least a seven in terms of stupidity. AU. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 302 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ramifications SSG 2point5 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Actions, even desperately stupid ones, have consequences hence this sequel to Stuck, and Stuck in the Muddle. New and improved with an EPIILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Sannin by gelfling reviews
Various drabbles with Jiraiya and Orochimaru and I LIKE them here- young-Orochimaru is still a Spooky Prodigy instead of older of Full-Fledged Creepy Villian. Sannin team featured all around: shonen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/15/2005
Threshold by matchynishi reviews
A routine trip to the bank turns crazy as Tala ends up as one of the hostages in a robbery. Needless to say, Tala is Not Pleased. How long will his control last? ON HOLD for the moment. My apologies.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,913 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Tala, Kai H.