Wyrmskyld
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Joined 06-19-05, id: 836695
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Wyrm here, under the influence of chocolate! Mweheheheheheheh... eheh. eh.

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e-mail: wyrm_skyld@yahoo.com

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And if I'm online I can generally be found on IRC at SorceryNet, #ColdBlackMountainside and #TheKnightBus.

And visit my website, The Knight Bus!

Stories:

Bedlam's Song-- Sirius learns about the tragedy of Remus's life during the twelve years he spent in Azkaban. Not Slash. INACTIVE

Dangerous Beasts-- A dangerous creature is stalking the grounds of Hogwarts during the Trio's third year. And it's not what you'd expect. One-Shot

Internal Monologues-- What are your favourite HP characters really thinking? A series of un-connected one-shots. No spoilers. Rating varies from chapter to chapter, but gets no worse than references to suicide and some mild slash. COMPLETED

Registration-- Just a little trip to the Ministry of Magic. One-Shot

The Boy Who Lived Take Two-- Take on the old chesnut of Remus and Sirius raising Harry, with a little twist. Mild slashiness. COMPLETED

Take Two: Boy Who Lived-- Sequel to The Boy Who Lived: Take Two. INACTIVE

Watching-- Sirius is watching Remus. Remus is watching Sirius. James is watching them both. Lily is watching James. And Peter is watching his chessboard. Rated T. COMPLETED

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,255 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
A Tale of Two Puppies by KawaiiTenshi27 reviews
MWPP era. My first HP fic, and the rating is for the future. In a nutshell, the boys are at Hogwarts. Eventual SBRL (if you don't like slash, don't read it) and JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,345 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bump by CrazieDasie reviews
How Sirius Black getting hit on the head ruined Remus Lupin's life. Sequel to You Might Think. SBRL. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Dog Sweater Story by Lucy May reviews
Sirius is jealous of Remus' friendship with a girl in the next apartment, who knits a present for Padfoot. RxS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I'm Lupin For You by CrazieDasie reviews
It's Lupercalia and Remus is skittish, Tonks is determined, Sirius is smug and Molly is annoyed by them all. SBRL Takes place during Ootp.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Omniscient by Lykaios Nyx reviews
LAST CHAPPIE...“That’s it! I love Moony!” he screamed, the pillow somewhat muffling his voice. Suddenly the pillow was ripped away from his face. Sirius’s dark blue eyes widened as he came face to face with an adorably sleepyand shirtless Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,854 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Mate by Awe reviews
RS slash. Remus is confronted by a big problem, his wolf side keens for a mate and the only way to keep himself sane is to find one. Yet the only person Remus could even contemplate as a lifepartner could never be his, could he? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by Hellsfirescythe reviews
When Charlie turns eleven years old, ‘What more does a boy want than a pet?’ thinks Willy Wonka. Their trip to a local pet shop brings more surprises than ‘just a pet’ as competition rears its ugly head. CatCFxPSoH
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,323 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005
The Chocolate Bride by Deathofme reviews
[2005 movie] Pygmalion&Galatea inspired. Wonka is forced to marry and he decides if he must, it will be a girl he makes himself from chocolate! COMPLETE
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,199 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005
Where and When it Matters by Vaguely reviews
You can kiss a hundred people and it may never feel right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Unspoken Confessions of Love by Phoenix Phyre reviews
Short but sweet gettogether fic, in which Remus somehow ends up on top of Sirius on the common room floor. SiriusRemus, MWPPera, rating for mild slash and compromising positions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Perils of Study by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Oneshot. Remus is experiencing uncomfortable feelings that he doesn't know the reason for. A study session one day helps him to discover them ... and beware murder of chocolate frogs ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The War Against the Sues by schnouzi reviews
A multitude of Sues steps into Hogwarts. What awaits these poor dimwitted creatures? R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,643 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
Fancy Meeting You Here by Phoenix Bradley reviews
What happened to the four brats once they grew up? Four short stories of Willy Wonka's second meeting with each of them.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
The Yankee by Kaitia reviews
MARY SUE WARNING! American Sue transfers to Hogwarts. Sarcasm, blatent Sue-ism, and humor abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,328 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005
Harry Potter and co Write Fanfiction by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Meant to Be by Aquarose Songstarr reviews
After an unfortunate incident gives the Weasley twins ideas, they, along with some other Gryffindors, decide it'd be funny to set up Lockhart and Trelawney. Mayhem ensues. LockhartTrelawney obviously
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Gilderoy L.
Far From Home by SapphyreSkye reviews
Darla never wanted much from life but to be left alone. Too bad life's plans got rushed. (Another stuck-in-a-world-not-your-own fic. LoL)
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003
A Feast in Azkaban by Nyx Fixx reviews
How did Sirius Black Spend twelve years in Azkaban and come out relatively sane, when others in his situation went mad or died of despair in a matter of weeks? Complete, now in chapters, mature material, SBRL slash, but mostly gen
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,650 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Paradise Island by odyssey1 reviews
The Weasleys ( Hermione) & the Dursleys (Harry). Two families winning a trip to a tropical island where they're forced to share a bungalow. Neither family will ever be the same again! Let the fun begin! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Truths by Neurotica reviews
Complete and Revised.AU.After an odd sighting on the full moon, Remus begins to realize his what he's believed for five years isn't quite accurate. With a little help from Dumbledore, Sirius is set free and the Marauders attempt to raise Harry. Pre-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,574 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Look by Amelda Marcos reviews
Oneshot SnapeSinistra story since there are so little out there. Just a day in the life of Snape and Sinistra which ends a little differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
The Dog Days of Summer by Riverflame reviews
Slash, RemusSirius. Marauders Era, very fluffy, the title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Honeydukes Voyeur by quiffed reviews
Just a bit of fun with confectionery. Maruader Era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Second is the Best revised by blue meridian reviews
A second kiss fic. Takes place during Remus' and Sirius' fourth year. Unabashed sap. It's not my fault, I swear. RemusSirius, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Secrets of the Stars by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
Sinistra thought that getting her Hogwarts letter was the best thing that had ever happened to her. And it wasat least until she left school. A short one shot about being Muggleborn and the ugly, hidden truth of the Hogwarts letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
A Puff of Breath by Nyx Fixx reviews
Sirius and Remus are left alone at school over the holidays in seventh year. On the night after Christmas, they explore the new dynamic between them further. Slash-MWPP era-no spoilers-sexual interaction. Refers to "Sirius Laughed" - my other SBRL story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Great Social Equalizer by Briana Rose reviews
Remus gives us a small taste of his attitudes towards lycanthropy, while James ponders something profound for once, Peter christens terminally ill birds Morty, and Sirius faces the old adage, spare the wand, spoil the child.Very silly Marauder fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Professor Sinistra Strikes Back! by Thalia Kendall reviews
A traumatized Professor Sinistra plots revenge upon the hormonal students who disturb her tower for lascivious purposes. Plays on the popular cliche, one-shot humourfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Complete
Most Unlikely Soulmates by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
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Registration reviews
Just a little trip to the Ministry of Magic. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Take Two: Boy Who Lived reviews
The much anticipated sequel of Boy Who Lived: Take Two. It's recommended that you read that first. A new take on the old saw of Remus and Sirius raising Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bedlam's Song reviews
Sirius learns about the tragedy of Remus's life during the twelve years he spent in Azkaban. Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Watching reviews
Sirius is watching Remus, Remus is watching Sirius, James is watching them both, Lily is watching James, and Peter is watching the chessboard. Confused yet? I promise the story makes more sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Boy Who Lived Take Two reviews
A take on the old chesnut of Sirius and Remus raising Harry. COMPLETED. Sequel coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,837 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Internal Monologues reviews
What are your favourite HP characters really thinking? No spoilers, because I haven't read HBP yet. Rating varies from chapter to chapter, but gets no worse than references to suicide. Now with new and improved slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Dangerous Beasts reviews
A dangerous creature is stalking the grounds of Hogwarts during the Trio's third year. And it's not what you'd expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Little Miss Perfect reviews
What is the cleverest witch of her age really thinking? Content rating for references to suicide. OneShot. For more oneshots, see Internal Monologues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete