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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.


Nina, Neen, Neeners, Neens, Nina Bobina, Hank. I'm just kidding about the last one, but if you'd like, you may call me Hank.

I am also now known as Squishy to keeper of most knowledge. :


Writing pointless things about Lily and James and the Marauders' Era. You can tell with Bits and Pieces and Odds and Ends, and even LILY EQUALS LIFE.

Current Projects:

WHIPPED BY MRS. LILY POTTER: Getting started on this story. Basically, the third volume to the 'W' series: Ways to Ask Out Miss Lily Evans and Winning Over Miss Lily Evans. Not quite as funny, but an easy read. It is ultimately going to be about the few short years they have as husband and wife...oh, that just made me sad now. The ending's most likely going to be extremely sad, so just a heads up for the future!

MARAUDERS 101: AN INSIDE GUIDE: Currently my most favorite, because it's loads of fun to write...funny.

ME, ADVICE-GIVER EXTRAORDINAIRE: Centers around how everyone writes Remus for help...and he's the person responsible for getting Lily and James together in the end...sequel to ODDS AND ENDS. Coming soon!

Completed Projects:

NEVER GOT ALONG: Eh, not one of my favorites.I don't know. But people do read it, so..

THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT: It's cute, not very long at all, and I think it's a bit original.

WAYS TO ASK OUT MISS LILY EVANS: Loved writing this. It was great fun, and I think pretty hilarious at some points. Lovely story to write! Probably one of my favorites.

WINNING OVER MISS LILY EVANS: The sequel to Ways to Ask Out Miss Lily Evans! Fantastic follow-up, I think. It's a bit more moody, still funny at parts, but more mature, I think. But, probably not. The most successful Lily and James story of mine.

THE CHOSEN ONE'S BATTLE: The only Harry Potter era story I've written. It's my most popular one, and it has what I think will basically happen in the seventh book (not the detailed situations, exactly, but the basis). I think I will be writing another one of these soon, if I get the inspiration for it...review.

BITS AND PIECES:Complete. Love this. Really funny, mind-disturbing, and random. Mostly Lily and James interaction in beginning, now evolving into a somewhat plot that includes the other Marauders. A really lovely piece of work of mine, I think.

LILY EQUALS LIFE: Done. Getting a bit more random. Sorry. A fun and easy read.

ODDS AND ENDS: Finished. Like this too. Somewhat funny, random, more Prongs and Paddy interaction. However, Ms. Lily is often talked about. Often as in every other sentence. Not really, but you get the gist of it all. Sequel coming out shortly.

A NEWT, ANYONE?I was reallybored, and the idea just kinda jumped out at me (I was rereading the fifth and sixth books again, and there was an incident where Harry is offered a sweet by McGonagall (I believe it to be the fifth book with the Umbridge incident...) so. Here we are. Complete.


THRICE DEFIED: I have deleted this story. If you liked it and would like me to repost and continue, please PM me or email. Thanks. I'm sincerely sorry to those who liked it. I had to take it down, since it really wasn't getting any reviews, and I have too much to juggle. Perhaps, later, I will repost it on my own.

Basically, I'm a review lover. They make my day.


I also accept ANONYMOUS reviews. Which means you lazy arses don't have to log in or sign up for an account. Kidding, but please review!

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Marauders 101: An Inside Guide reviews
My deepest, most heartfelt congratulations! You have, inevitably stumbled upon this book. It is no ordinary book...in fact, it...well, what are you waiting for? OPEN UP! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Whipped By Mrs Lily Potter reviews
It's the reunion of Lily and James! Tells of how the former Miss Evans manages James. Third volume to Ways to Ask Out Miss Lily Evans and Winning Miss Lily Evans over! [DONE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Odds and Ends reviews
Enter Sirius: Sirius scratched his bum rather loudly, a habit he had acquired over the years that, oddly enough, helped him think and remember things. And James: “Is it contagious? I have a feeling I got it from you…” [DONE] SEQUEL COMING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Newt, Anyone? reviews
Once you’ve clicked, I will, under no circumstances, allow you to leave. Enter at your own risk. But those ginger newts looks delicious, don’t they? Minerva McGonagall [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Minerva M., James P. - Complete
New approach to the whole Lily & James madness. James is arrogant and charming as ever…Sirius hot, yet maddening at the same timeRemus, quiet and thoughtful…Peter—that worm, and Lily? Oh, Lily’s still feisty and kicking. Kicking James in the OUCHES.[DONE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bits and Pieces reviews
VIII: 'Here, try this,' Sirius said and threw over a bright blue, voluptuous bra. It tangled itself into James’s already messy hair.' Erm. EVEN MORE awkward? [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Winning Over Miss Lily Evans reviews
The sequel to Ways To Ask Out Miss Lily Evans is here! A journey of how James finally manages to deflate his head and win Lily over...please try it! Lily and James fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Room of Requirement reviews
Let's say that our dear Lily and James gets stuck in the Room of Requirement until they finally settle their differences...once and for all...enjoy! This is a Lily and James fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Chosen One's Battle reviews
SPOILERS! This is what I think will happen in the seventh book. I have all my theories and thoughts weaved in...Ron and Hermione and Harry and Ginny...please try it! Thanks. FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Ways to Ask Out Miss Lily Evans reviews
The story of just how many times and how many ways James Potter asks out Miss Lily Evans and his attempt to win Lily's heart...read about his great trials and horrid errors...enjoy! thanks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,121 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Never Got Along reviews
LJ hatelove story with the dashing but haughty James attempts to get Lily, but they never got along, until well, Lily finally gave in to his charm. This story involves a stolen diary, deflating, jealousy, blackmail, and the obnoxious yet charming Paddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,159 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete