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(turns Mic on) Hey there, this is Darius Kamron Whitehead here.
I'm a 19 year old Fanfic writer who writes Fanfiction stories. You can find me on YouTube as Darius Whitehead, DeviantArt as JoeyHensonStudios, and numerous other sites if you want. I'm also a Drawception player as Drawception Darius Toad. I am also one autistic/artistic memster who explains things, but can never go to David's forums for a whole lot of reasons. I do have a webpage though, but I need more time to do it.
Also, please try to ignore some bad reviews who want to impersonate as me. There might be an impersonator including a person who asks other people to review my stories, which is flaming/stalking, then saying that they're autistic, play LeapFrog, and don't care if they get banned. If you submit a review like "SUB 2 TSA MASTER! I'M JTSU TEH SEMA ODL IMPEROSNOTAR HOW PALYS ON REED'S DARWCAPTION LEKI A SUTPID 4 YERA ODL MAGINK REED A HORRBILE PERSNON! HASARRRINERG POEPLE CLODU NVEVE GTE BETER LEKI BETER GRIFFIN STEAMAD HAMDS! I PLAY LEAPFROG EVERY DAY AND DRAW WITH JAZZA! I'M ONE CRAZY AUTISTIC KID! I HOPE SQUIDWARD FIRES YOU FROM YOUR OFFICE, TAKES YOUR WEED AWAY, BURNS ALL YOUR RAP SONGS, AND GROUNDS YOU FOR LIFE NOOB! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW!" shows you as an ABSOLUTELY immature, annoying, and an obnoxious impersonator who has the mental capability of a three year old.
I'm also an adult now, and I've now grown an interest into Microsoft Sam, The Simpsons, Family Guy & Transformers.
My favorite fictional character is Leap Jordan Frog. He's one of the cute and cool little happy green frogs in LeapFrog Enterprises Inc.
Also my most favorite is Minerva Mouse. I mean, how could you not love this lovely female mouse?
I enjoy reviews, as long as they ain't bad or impersonating ones.
NOTE: I might do some requests.
ANOTHER NOTE: I am not a bad user, I'm a good user.
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If you remember Jim Henson and all the Muppet performers, copy and paste this into your profile. (I remember him because he died on May 16, 1990, which was 28 years ago.)
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Hey, which character are you most like?
Kermit the Frog
() You're green
() You have a girlfriend (like Kermit does)
() You are a news reporter
() Your color is green but you may think it's not easy being green
() You like frogs, like Kermit does
() You enjoy the Muppet Show
Fozzie the Bear
() You love telling jokes
() You're a comedian
() You have a great sense of humor
() You always say, "Wocka, Wocka!"
() You are a bear
() Your color is orange
() You wear a necktie
() You love your duckie
() You have a roommate
() You usually like letters
() You have a striped shirt that's orange, yellow, red, and blue
() You have black hair
() Your favorite color is orange
() You're a very funny character like Ernie
() You're a boy
() You wear a red jacket with a star on it, blue pants, and red white shoes (or usually a red vest with stars on your pockets, or a red shirt)
() You're a smart kid
() Your favorite color is red
() You like stars, a lot of stars
() You're a kind guy to a brother and sister (like Leap is to Lily and Tad)
() You sing the alphabet
() You like letters
() You like lasagna
() You eat a lot
() You sleep
() You kick Odie off the table
() You're fat and lazy
() You annoy neighbors
() You ship some person to Abu Dhabi
() You're orange
() You like paperclips
() You like bottle caps
() You have a bottle cap collection
() You love pigeons
() You lead a marching band
() You hate it when someone messes up your property
() You have a friend
() You feed the pigeons birdseed
More will come soon.
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT LIKE YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD:
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Miss Piggy
10. Baby Bear
What would happen if 1 actually said their favorite color?
I'd say he's green too.
3 told you jokes?
Good grief, the comedian's a bear.
5 put ketchup on your fries?
Good job, Elmo!
8 got scared of something?
What are you afraid of, Telly? Triangles?
9 made fun of you?
Don't make me steal your letters, Leap.
10 growled at you?
Help, I'm being eaten by a real live bear!
Two old people see you. What would 1 do?
Kermit: Is that Statler & Waldorf?
You're eating eggs and bacon. What would 2 do?
Hey, Ernie, would you like a piece of my bacon?
You can't get rid of the girl you love. What would 4 do?
Miss Piggy might be the one I love but everyone knows Miss Piggy loves Kermit.
You're about to open a red box. Is 5 inside of it?
ELMO?!? What are you doing in that box?
You're about to scare 10, what would 1 do?
Kermit: He's scaring another bear?
You find Waldo. How would 7 know where you'll find him?
Garfield: Hey, are you done finding Waldo? Is there any lasagna in that book?
You sing the alphabet. What would 9 do?
Hey, Leap, wanna sing the alphabet with me?
You can't stop getting frightened. What would 10 do?
Baby Bear: At least there's not much bears around here.
1 is all you dreamed of. Why?
Is he green like Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales?
2 invites 9 in.
Ernie: Hey, Leap, wanna have a tea party with me?
3 can't stop laughing. What would you do?
Stop these jokes, Fozzie. I'm tired of them.
Will 5 and 6 be friends?
Yeah, I think so. Elmo would share Bert's paperclips while Bert shares Elmo's crayons.
6 appears to be eating something. What would you say to 6?
Is that oatmeal you're eating, Bert?
You ate your dinner and 7 looks at you. What would you do?
Sorry, Garfield. I didn't save you some.
8 thinks of a different shape. What is it?
9 can't figure out what to do? What would you do?
Uh, Leap? Are you confused?
3 confessed their love to 4?
Yeah...no. A bear and a pig could be romantic but no.
1 and 6 could hug?
Green and yellow, frog and Muppet, yeah, that might work.
2 could share something that 5 has?
Ernie and Elmo do share all the time, so yes.
4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Baby Bear would poke Miss Piggy back.
5 and 1 are forced to find Mario and Luigi. What color are they?
Maybe, they're red and green, like Kermit and Elmo are.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
They'd make oatmeal jokes, like Fozzie loves jokes, and Bert loves oatmeal.
7 and 9 were cooks. What would they do?
First, Garfield would make lasagna, then Leap would make the letters, put them both together, now they've got alphabet lasagna!
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that cool?
Elmo giving Telly his fur cut? Don't they all have fur?
9 sketches what 6's perfect best friend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Leap's good friends with Bert, so I guess.
10 scared 9 away. What's your reaction?
Why's Leap running away from Baby Bear?
1 accidentally told a joke to 10?
Kermit: Not you too, Baby Bear.
5 and 6 took a bath together?
Since Bert was clean, Elmo would be clean too.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Oops! Sorry, Bert. I'll bring you your bottle cap collection if you'd like.
7 won the lottery.
Give Garfield all of the lasagna in the world.
8 had quite a big secret?
Telly: My shape doesn't look like a circle. It's a triangle!
9 became a singer?
He'd be a member of the LeapFrog Learning Band.
10 got a daughter?
It's Curly Bear, Baby Bear's brother!
What would 1 think of 2?
They're both performed by Jim Henson, but he died in 1990.
How would 3 greet 4?
Fozzie Bear: Heya, pig! Wanna hear a joke?
Miss Piggy: I'm tired of your jokes, you funny bear.
What would 4 envy about 5?
Miss Piggy wouldn't want to win with Elmo.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Elmo would dream of living with Bert.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're both sleepy, am I right?
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Garfield would steal Telly's triangle.
Where would 8 meet 9?
At the Letter Factory, I guess. Or Sesame Street.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
He scared him away too many times.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Kermit kicking him out because he's a baby.
Is 3 a comedian?
Yes, he is.
How do you feel right now?
I feel totally fine.
Couples I love (X means couple, means friends)
Kermit X Miss Piggy: A frog who loves a pig.
Mickey x Minnie: That relationship would be shown WAY more often.
Donald x Daisy: Same with Mickey x Minnie.
Leap x Lily: Lily Frog is Leap's sister. She could be Leap's girlfriend, but she is still Leap's sister.
Bert & Ernie: Roommates forever!
Baby Bear & Telly Monster: A monster and a bear, that would make them besties.
Sonic x Amy: Two hedgehogs in love, unless Amy starts to get crazy with Sonic.
Tails x Amy: I can imagine a two tailed fox with a pink girl hedgehog.
Elmo x Zoe: A red boy monster and an orange girl monster. That's cute.
Pac-Man x Ms. Pacman: Two Bandai Namco characters in an arcade game. Romantic.
Couples I HATE:
Bert x Ernie: Gay.
Mickey x Donald: A mouse and a duck? Nope.
Minnie x Daisy: Same with Mickey x Donald.
Jon x Garfield: Nope. Jon is Garfield's owner, and Garfield is Jon's cat. I don't think they'd make a good couple.
Garfield x Odie: Same with Jon x Garfield.
Mickey x Pete: Pete is Mickey's enemy, but no offense to Pete.
Mickey & Donald: That's better.
Daisy & Minnie: Same with Mickey & Donald.
Leap x Tad: NO WAY! Tad is Leap's brother, and Leap x Tad can't make a good couple, no way, dude.
Couples I think that are cool:
Jon Arbuckle x Liz Wilson: This is like a fairytale.
Garfield x Arlene: They'd make a good cat couple.
Heathcliff x Sonja: Same with Garfield x Arlene.
Mickey x Daisy: Hey, Mickey Mouse. Donald Duck called. He said he wants his girl back.
Minnie x Donald: Same with Mickey Mouse x Daisy Duck.
Bugs Bunny x Lola: These bunnies sure are in love.
My favorite friendship pairing I made myself:
Kermit & Leap: They're frogs, they're green, and they're adorable green frogs.
Stories in progress:
Every story I can think of.
Fanfic dream cast:
Name - Actor - (Particular Role)
Kermit the Frog - Jim Henson(Kermit)
Bert - Frank Oz(Fozzie Bear)
Leap - Zachary Schumann(Leap)
Mickey Mouse - Wayne Allwine(Mickey)
Garfield - Lorenzo Music(Garfield)
Jon Arbuckle - Thom Huge(Jon Arbuckle)
Mr. Johnson - Jerry Nelson(Mr. Johnson)
Minnie Mouse - Russi Taylor(Minnie)
Lily - Kelsey Lally(Lily)
Tad - Blake Marggraff(Tad)
Mario - Charles Martinet(Mario)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Roger Craig Smith(Sonic)
Don Music - Richard Hunt(Don Music)
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