The Thirteenth Councilor
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Joined 06-21-05, id: 837875
Author has written 4 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Good Omens.
People call me Reenie. I read fanfic. Sometimes I write fanfic. Everything posted here sucks though. That's pretty much, you know, it.
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Bad Grace by Quantum Witch reviews
(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
The Forbidden Heir by AgiVega reviews
What can a magician do if her lover starts to neglect her for his filthy commoner wife? Jane Farrar is on the warpath, John and Kitty Mandrake, beware! AU
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,951 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
The Only Good Magician by CalliopeMused reviews
The only good magician is a dead magician. Bartimaeus knows that for a fact, and no last summoning is going to change that. [Oneshot] Spoilers for Ptolemy's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Appearances, Desire, and Crafty Djinn by Seshata reviews
The gorgeous Jane Farrar was waiting outside Nathaniel's door, but he couldn't let her see him like this. This was all Bartimaeus's fault. The djinni had NEVER been able to make a good sandwich...
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006
Various Methods of Antagonization by refloc reviews
In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Julius R.
In Memory Of by mistressmarionette reviews
A collection of shorts and oneshots in memory of the djinni we never met, Zeno. Chapter 5: Zeno reflects on the Past.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006
A Visit to the New Ward by AmethystPhoenix1 reviews
John Mandrake and a hospital patient have a conversation. Set in period between Golem's Eye and Ptolemy's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
The Time it Takes by Musica Diabolos reviews
It’s funny, isn’t it, how when there’s so much you could say you don’t end up saying so much? Oneshot, post Ptolemy's Gate. RE-VAMPED JANUARY 28, 2009!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
The Island of Phasma Mortuus by Musica Diabolos reviews
Sequel to the Amulet of Phasma Mortuus: Post Ptolemy’s Gate, Kitty begins to have disturbing and painful visions of Nathaniel, leading her and Bartimaeus to return to somewhere she’s certain she’s been before…COMPLETE JUNE 24!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,923 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
The Wizard of Ahz by Rune-of-Iormangand reviews
A crazy Oz parody. Kitty’s mislaid by an unlikely storm, Bartimaeus' brain gets him in straw, and Nathaniel’s not yet rid of all ruth. Romance! Suspense! Humour! Um, 1 out of 3 is fine. Sock puppets! Too many allusions! Demons! Did I mention sock puppets?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005
Alternatives by Bowles reviews
Sometimes the best answers are questions. [NatKitty]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,659 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Nathanael and Kathleen by Rune-of-Iormangand reviews
An ancient grudge, a time of strife, a pair of doomed lovers, Nathanael and Kathleen, Nathaniel and Kitty . . . Do you see the connection? Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet for the Bartimaeus genre.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
Bound by siltstone reviews
Mogget muses on that which defines his existence.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Sword of God by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 162,526 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Title by Windswift reviews
Yrael had never known an old Abhorsen.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Haircut by humhallelujah reviews
Right after Holly gets a job in the LEP, she cuts her hair. Each auburn lock falling through the floor makes her think about choices, and especially their consequences. What will happen after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,227 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
The Games We Play by dresa reviews
The Dunder Mifflin staff take an emergency minigolf trip. Inspired by the recent Puma advertisements in Details magazine, as well as the JimPam pic in Entertainment Weekly.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
The Amulet of Phasma Mortuus by Musica Diabolos reviews
Set before Ptolemy's Gate: Nathaniel, Bartimaeus, and Kitty end up together in a search for a mysterious and powerful artefact: The Amulet of Phasma Mortuus. NatKitty and an adventure in the land of dead spirits…COMPLETE MARCH 10!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
The Spark by refloc reviews
It was growing the spark. Or so she thought. But Artemis had just betrayed her. And not just her. The People. And he was smiling. The whole time. NOTHING new. I was editing. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,415 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Endearing by Tenebres d'Eden reviews
It was just a typical meeting to rebuild London. Yet she realizes something as she punches him, as he utters those casual yet profound words... She's missing something. She's missing him. And there's nothing she can do about it. Spoilers. [Oneshot]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Not In a Million Years by mistressmarionette reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. My take on how Ptolemy's form came to be Bartimaeus' preferred form. Written before reading Ptolemy's Gate
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
A Desperate Campaign by Wing Pikepaw reviews
Root is captured by an unknown human who has only one goal: to learn everything about the People in order to crush them. The Council is taking its time deciding about a rescue attempt, so the LEP must attempt a rescue mission before time runs out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Holly S., Julius R.
A Game of Chess by Bowles reviews
There were once three champions: the mastermind, the rebel, and the spirit. Yet they didn't know that they, like all beings, were just pawns in the greatest game ever played. [Written before Book 3]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,837 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
Halloween Below Ground by Wing Pikepaw reviews
A few days before October 31st, an order is sent through to the LEP: all officers must wear costumes on Halloween, or face criminal charges. Time's running short, a certain commander is furious, and no one has a costume yet...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005
Spiral by Animako reviews
Abandoned. Kitty's attempts to start a second resistance, one to break the cycle, fail, and she finds herself left alone. Can she find help in the least likely of places? Where one person could not change things, could two make a difference?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,743 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Where to Begin? by Contrarian reviews
[One shot] 'I have every reason to hate you, you know.' An unsent letter from Kitty to Nathaniel.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Courage by Windswift reviews
It takes courage to stand alone and face one's demons. But to let someone else try and help, knowing they will be hurt... perhaps that, too, is a form of courage. Touchstone lacks both. [TouchstoneSabriel]
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
Healing by Windswift reviews
Many things were broken that night in Holehallow. What Mogget and Sabriel need cannot easily be fixed. But healing works in curious and unfathomable ways.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Inescapable by Evye reviews
One-shot: Two years have passed since the golem, and Kitty goes back to visit the park where it all began.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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The First reviews
Crouching in the bushes outside the cave that will become famous, Aziraphale meets an old friend.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Enemies reviews
[drabble, post PG] Bartimaeus’ reflections. “It’s funny, isn’t it? I mean life. Death. Vaules. Everything, I don’t know.”
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Whatever Happened to Mary Sue? reviews
[oneshot] Think about it: You could’ve been born of different parents. You could’ve been born a different race. Or you could’ve been born a completely different species. Like a deer, or a parrot, or a fish, or a Mary Sue.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
Facing Truths reviews
[oneshot] John Mandrake is hearing voices inside his head. But he’s NOT insane. Besides, disembodied voices don’t ALWAYS know what they’re talking about. Do they?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
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