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READ AND REVIEW MY NEW STORY!!
It's my FIRST FANFICTION STORY EVER!!
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
98 percent of teens have tried pot. Post this in your profile if you like bagels
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Actually mines a hair condition.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE (It tastes yummy!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (LxLight and MattxMello forever!!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
Name: Alyssa Lindsay J.
Aliases: AlyJay, my self established DJ name, haha (i'm not a dj); Aly; Alyssum; Alicia (en Espanol); Alyssum32; that chick; what's-her-face; that girl who never talks; that really smart, quiet girl. I've earned some pretty good ones. Some of them aren't quite straight though. I'm not REALLY smart. just quiet. sometimes. all right, a lot of the time.just wait till I'm not. then It's CRAYZAY!!and fun. like a barrel o monkeys on crack. haha!
Birthday: October 3
Quiet and reserved at first, but once you get to know me I can be very loud and fun. I'm insecure. I have a somewhat low self esteem and consider myself some type of loser/nobody/weirdo. Nobody knows that about me (well considering that I just told you, ya, now you do:). Secretly, I Love attention and anyone who is willing to listen to me and have fun with me will not regret their kind actions. that probably sounded rather cynical. to rephrase that, I am a very fun, loving person and I am a very good friend and overall a very good person (and influence) to be around.
I am a Junior in the most awesome high school in the world. That's11th grade for those who don't know (I didn't a long while ago, so ya). I have three stepbrothers, two of which are "permanently" living with their mother as of fairly recent events (we'll see how this goes). 1of them made that decision about 2 years ago, my favorite stepbro, Ryan, now 16. My oldest stepbro, Brandon, 18, recently traded his extended family and his father in for a car from his Grandfather. I also recently found out that he smokes, too. Not basic cigarettes. MJ. nuf said. Nice kid, huh? No, really it's just his mom's family. They're bloodsuckers. ahem I also have an Autistic halfbrother, Scott, 6, I swear the kid's incorrigible (in every sense of the word). I have a good Stepfather and my Mom. I have 2 families, yes. That family (well, me, my mom, and Scott for the most part) lives in San Diego. I live in Oceanside as well with my Dad and 2 dogs, Panda Bear (I like to call her Pandora cuz she likes her box and gets confused) and Tundra (Panda's mom).
Swimming, horseback riding; hanging with friends; dancing; listening to music; singing; drawing; Myspace (/alyssum32); training my dogs; writing (I'll eventually get something really good up here; I'm strategizing for now); Interior designing my room (although it still looks the same as it did 7 years ago :p. o well, dreams are fun, too ); riding my bike; skipping/leaping/sprinting (basically showing off my agility, heehee. Ya i'm kinda cocky like that!jk) I like daydreaming; running around outside on a perfect sunny day through a grass field (I never get to do that anymore; I'm too old and busy :( . Besides that there's really no place to do that around here without someone thinking you're a freak).
The Nerd in Me: Playing Sims 2; reading Fanfiction; writing letters and emails that usually never get sent (it's all mean crap; good way to vent anger); believe it or not, I love my school, just not so much the learning part (except Dance of course). I also like correcting grammar and spelling errors and have actually considered copying and pasting a few stories here onto Word and spell/grammar correcting them just so that I can actually read them. PLEASE USE GOOD GRAMMAR IF YOU WANT ME TO READ YOUR STORIES!!
Things I absolutely adore:
My two adorable dogs, Tundra and Panda Bear! Tundra is Panda's mom and Panda is 2.
some people at my school are pretty awesome, too; although I probably mean little to them, they are some of my favorite people to share a school with.
Color: TURQUOISE!! and coral, jade green, violet, apple green, brown, beige, aqua, blue
Hobby: DANCING!! and singing, and listening to music, n hangin wit mah homies haha.
TV Shows: Psych (!!Shawn is hot.); American Idol; Project Runway; The Apprentice; So You Think You Can Dance?; The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; Teen Titans; House, M.D.; Monk; Grey's Anatomy (it's ok); almost anything on HGTV or TLC; What Not to Wear; Extreme Makeovers: Home Edition; Pimp My Ride; Flavor of Love; Parental Control; My Super Sweet 16; and Jackass. But I never really get to watch TV, and apart from all of the above, I don't like it that much.
MUSIC!!: Black Eyed Peas!! (I met Taboo!!); Panic! at the Disco!! (Love them); Mariah Carey; Ciara; Fort Minor; The Fray; Evanescence; Fergie; Gwen Stefani; Fallout Boy; The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus; Frou Frou (the best wind-down relaxation music ever, and not in the way that you're probably thinking at the moment; it's not jazzy); Sia; Nelly Furtado (although Say It Right needs way more bass); and I'm pretty sure there's way more but can't think of em now.
Movies: I'm no Movie guru like my best friend, but I do have a few favorites.
Ace Ventura. Pet Detective and When Nature Calls (I love Jim Carrey!)
Lord of the Rings.
Spiderman. all of the movies.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "We are the Knights of Ni!! NIH!!" ...where's Carly when you need her... "You must find a shrubbery and cut it down wiiiiiiith... a herring."
Classes: (Old) My English class, and my Spanish 3 class, and my Intro to Dance class. and lunch.(new) Intro to Dance(again; it's fun). My history classMATES. and lunch.
Colors: Hot pink/pink and red. kind of ironic cuz my room reeks of the color pink. I don't know why, I just don't like them. I am starting to get used to them again, though.
People: I get along with and basically love everyone so pretty much none, unless you include celebrities. In that case, Paris Hilton; Nicole Richie; Pamela Anderson; Eva Longoria; Rihanna she lipsings (horribly), she's got horrible grammar (her song lyrics suck), and her music videos are not based on talent whatsoever, but instead on sex appeal; and "K-Fed" is revolting. I also hate immature jerks who think they're all that and then they're not. They really freaking need to get over themselves (coughSeancough).
I Loathe (capital L) Bad Grammar. Period.
I'm confused. uh, help?
I really, REALLY want to dance!! NOW! Get out of my way!!
I feel like doing a backflip or something. Too bad I don't know how.
Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening. Love like you've never been hurt. Live as if you'll never see another day.
YEEEEAAAAHHH!! ... WHATT!! ... WhaOOOKAAAYYY!! (My Oh-So-Perfect Lil Jon impression. You gotta see it.)
It's the chicken 'n' the cheese and the cheese 'n' the chicken, the chicken 'n' the cheese 'n' the chicken...
Yeah, Dad, you got a six pack! A six pack o' BEER.
Freedom is a virtue. Let's eliminate school. Then, We'll DANCE!!
I'm so hyper it's HAZARDOUS!!
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN!! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN!! WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBEMAN!!
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!