TMNT Loving Leo the Second
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Joined 10-19-16, id: 8382958, Profile Updated: 10-20-17
Author has written 39 stories for Ninja Turtles.

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Hola, como estas! My name is TMNT Loving Leo. I decided to just put a 2 to change the name. My other account wouldn't let me upload stories, so I made a new one called TMNT Loving Leo The Second. If you wanna see my favorite stories, look on my other account; here's the link: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7699257/

I got a new DeviantArt account! It's called TMNTLovingLeo. Check it out!

Name: That is my business, not yours!

Gender: Female

Address: My house, duh!

I write 2k3, 2k7 (maybe), 2k12, and maybe occasional 1987 fics. I will NEVER use T-Cest, though. EVER. No offense to people who ship it, but I just think it's wrong...

I will complete all of my stories.

As you can tell, my favorite turtle is Leo, so here are some quotes from him:

Rise of the Turtles 1: Splinter's instructions were very clear; we need to stay away from people-- and bathrooms.

Rise of the Turtles 1: Gentlemen, I have a bold and daring plan. There's no time for hesitation. My orders must be carried out without question... Guys? Guys, wait up!"

The Gauntlet 2k12: (to Donnie) They're aliens from another dimension! What did you expect?! A big round ball with a lit fuse that says 'bomb'?!

It Came From the Depths: No. Only an idiot would... Oh, boy.

Parasitica 2k12: (possessed) IT IS USELESS TO RESIST! THE EGG WILL HATCH AND THE HATCHLING WILL FEED ON US ALL!

Showdown 2 2k12: Well, Donnie, can you generate anti-anti-gravitons?

I, Monster 2k12: Take. Sensei. Down.

Invasion 1 2k12: Well, you're not leader, Don! I am!

Things Change 2k3: (To Raph) Ninja Dropout.

The Shredder Strikes Back 2: (on the brink of consciousness) My swords... Where are my swords?

Nobody's Fool 2k3: Okay, maybe, just maybe, this guy is... kinda cool.

Dragons Brew 2k3: (Casey) He's mine, Leo! (Leo) Then I'll just soften him up a little for ya!

Here are some other quotes:

Donatello: "Now, hand me that hammer!" Don: "...This is a wrench."-Turtles Forever

"Those guys have more energy than that battery-powered rabbit!"-April 1987

"What you know is dangerous to your enemies. What you think you know is dangerous to you."-Splinter 2k12

"As the great Sage Sakomoto said, read 'em and weep!"-Splinter 2k3

"Mikey, you didn't just change the channel...you changed the whole frickin' world!"-Raph 2k3

"Are you an idiot? Wait, let me rephrase that: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!- Raph 2k12

"If you had known my intent, you would have surely tried to stop me, and for that, I thank you... Let it be known that you are my friends, and I love you all."-Fugitoid

"No regrets, nofear. Ne regrets, NO FEAR! *jumps* I REGRET THIS! FEAR SUCKS!" Raphael, Out of the Shadows

"A wise man once said, 'I don't know, ask a girl.'"-?

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"-?

"When I was in 3rd grade, all the children treated me like a criminal...BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY!"-?

"It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you're not. Especially is you're hated for your good looks."-?

"That's it; dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Take note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!"-Dragon from Mulan

"When life gives you lemons, fake an allergic reaction and file a lawsuit."-Lone Wolf of Shadows

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give (Insert your name here) lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!! I'm going to...invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson from the Portal games (I got this from Lone Wolf of Shadows' account)

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life" -Winston Churchill

"Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will go through its whole life believing it is stupid." -Albert Einstein

"You never realize how bad a song is until you hear it from a child's mouth."-My Mom

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes" -Jack Handley (OMG I love this!)

"There is nothing to fear, except fear itself."-?

"Winning isn't everything. It's just the only thing that matters."-?

"You don't scare me, I have kids!"-A shirt

"We are not lost. We're locationally challenged." -John M. Ford

"Marriage is when you find the perfect person to annoy for the rest of your life!"-A poster

"Thanks for helping- but I still kinda hate your guts."-Sil from lost-katana's Dead of Night

"I told you I needed to see your parents... NOT YOUR PARROTS!!!"-A Shirt

"Get a life... AND STOP COUGHING IN MY FREAKING FACE!!'-My Friend

"*singing* I whip my hair back and- OW, MY NECK!!"-The Same Friend

"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed."-The Internet.

"I started cleaning my room... and then I found some video games."-A shirt

"If I punch myself, and it hurts, am I too weak, or too strong?"-?

"A balanced diet is a vanilla cone in one hand and a chocolate in the other."-A poster

"Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, my alarm clock is the police, and school's the jail."-The Internet

"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students."-?

"Why do we need school? Music: We have Youtube for that. Sports: We have Wii for that. Spanish: There's Dora for that. English: Everything's shortened, anyway (BRB, LOL, IDK). Math: We have calculators. Geography: I'll buying a globe. History: They're all dead, anyway."-The Internet

"School is killing us. Textbooks have paper, which comes from trees, which we need for oxygen. Therefore, school is killing us."-The Internet

"Dear teacher, I will talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help."-Student

"You don't need to brush all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep."-The Dentist's Office

"Nothing is absolute. Everything changes, everything moves, everything revolves, [and] everything flies and goes away" -Frida Kahlo (Sounds like something Master Splinter said, hmmm?)

"Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears."- Ninjas Say Hi profile

"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. 'Yeah. So is a grenade.'"-Ninjas Say Hi profile

"Dear Diamond, we all know, who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake."-Ninjas Sat Hi profile

"I love sarcasm. It's like punching someone in the face, but with words."-Google

"Do NOT read the next sentence... You little rebel, I like you."-Google

"I am going to stand outside. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding."-Google

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem."-Google

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."-Google


To get a good understanding of the plot...

2k3:

Leonardo: Doesn't cuss unless very angry or has a good reason, loves his katanas and doesn't like fighting without them, has a desk and 2 shelves in his room (shelves hold Shredder's helmet and art supplies, desk holds paper and a lamp and has a drawer to hide stuff), amazing at drawing, can't cook AT ALL, very dedicated to training, forest green, blue eyes, not a good liar, sleeps on bed, second tallest (taller than Don by an inch), in my stupid mind, he's 16 and the others are 15, really good at voice imitations, a little allergic to Klunk, but nothing they can't handle

Raphael: Cusses quite a bit, has a heavy accent, doesn't blow up kitchen appliances (but occasionally stabs them), not very open with emotions, sleeps on hammock, loves wrestling, pranks Mike back occasionally, not essentially happy without sais but will tolerate it, dark green, amber eyes, great liar, tallest by 1 1/2 inches, 15

Donatello: Genius (obviously!), has his own computer and laptop (his brothers can use his laptop if they ask), make-shift medic, fixes toaster a lot, messy room that's littered with inventions, pacifist but will fight, comfortable with and without bo staff, olive green, green eyes, good-ish liar, pranks only for revenge, sleeps on bed, coffee-holic, second-shortest, 15

Michelangelo: Fun-loving, loves to prank Raph especially, best in the house at cooking, loves Justice force, messiest room in the Lair, has Klunk, surfer accent, chocolate brown eyes, blue-green, good liar, sleeps on bed, shortest by 2 inches, 15

Splinter: Wise, funny, sleeps on futon, funny/humorous at times, tolerates pranks as long as he himself isn't a victim, loves soap operas, has many candles for meditation and black-outs, grey-furred, black-eyed, 50-ish, still in pretty good shape, anything is a weapon for a ninja, doesn't tolerate language

Living Room: There is a teal-ish couch that only seats 2 people, Splinter's armchair that only he can sit in, and a beanbag. Anyone else can sit on the floor. There are the millions of TVs, just like in the show.

Lab: Sound-proof doors when shut, many shelves with empty or occupied syringes and and test tubes, desk with immobile computer, and laptop inside desk drawer, brothers can use laptop if they ask, 4 cots.

Dojo: Has racks with many weapons in them, nice carpet which Leo cleans every few weeks, has a rice-paper door (or Shoji, as they're called), and... that's all I can think of.


98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... RE-POST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100% proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. (I do believe there’s a God. I won’t push your beliefs on you.)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile (I WILL NEVER DO THAT EVER!)

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. (I WILL NEVER DO THAT EVER!)

Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year!! If you're pro-life, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile (Never have and never will.)

If you want child abuse to stop, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. (Apparently, though, Trump doesn't believe that)

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! (I don't)


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

(Credit to Sairey13 and The Next Author)


--††††--Please
--††††--Place
--††††--This
-†††††††††††-Cross
-††††††††††††-On
--††††--Your
--††††--Profile
--††††--To Show
--††††--That You
--††††--Love and Believe
--††††--In Him--††††--

\ * /) Put this on your site if
( \(_)/ ) you are a believer that
(_ /\ _) Jesus is coming back
_/_\_

What CIA really means:
Christians
In
Action
Put this on your page if your not embarrassed to tell others you're a Christian.

D* put this
*R* on your
*E* page if you
*A* prefer your
*M* imagination
*S* over reality

(Credit to Sairey13)


Look back there

But please try not to stare

Do you see the bubbly girl

The one with no curls

How do you think she feels

Would it startle you if I told you she doesn't eat any meals

What if I told you she has a knife

Would you believe me if I told you she loathes her life

What if I told you she thinks her dad hates her

Would you still think so little of her

What if I told you she feels like she's drowning

Would you believe me if I told you inside she is frowning

What if I told you she has a rope

How do you think she is going to cope

She doesn't just have a rope, but also a gun

All because she thinks she isn't fun

I know you know her, everyone does

But you need to talk to her cause

What if I told you tonight she would use the rope and gun

And turn into an angel and fly towards the sun

I hope you'd help her and become her friend

And make her stop trying to pretend

Because what if I told you she's reaching for her gun

And that you can save her if you run

Copy and paste this into your profile if

you're against bullying and child

neglect and abuse!


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

This is really sweet. If you read it and think that it's sweet, copy and paste it into your profile!

(Credit to The Next Author)


Some peoples heroes wear capes; Ours have shells
Some peoples heroes have superpowers; Ours have ninjutsu skills
Some peoples heroes save someone and get the girl; Ours save someone and leave mysteriously
Some peoples heroes live in mansions; Ours live in the sewers
Some peoples heroes eat fancy; Ours eat pizza
Some peoples heroes work alone; Ours are a team
Some peoples heroes are humans; Ours are reptiles
Some peoples heroes fight with bullets and rockets; ours fight with ninja weapons
Some heroes are trained by the best; Ours are trained by a rat
Some peoples heroes save the world and are thanked; Ours aren't even noticed
Cause our heroes aren't the ordinary Superman or Tony Stark. They are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They taught us how to be leaders, to use our anger to an advantage, to let our inner nerd shine, and that being random is good.
They are our heroes in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!
~repost if you love TMNT~


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile (I could!) [Credit to KarasuOokami!]


If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (*cough* Turtles... *cough, cough*)

.eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

[Credit to KarasuOokami!]


A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 150 kmp/h on a motorcycle

Girl: "Slow down, I'm scared!"

Guy: "No, this is fun."

Girl: "No, it's not. Please, I'm scared."

Guy: "Then tell me you love me."

Girl: "I love you, now slow down!"

Guy: "Now give me a big hug."

she gives him a big hug*

Guy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me."

In the newspaper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that, halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

(Credit to The Next Author)


IF YOU DON'T READ THIS NEXT STORY THEN YOUR HEART IS COLD, BUT IF YOU READ THIS WITH TEARS IN YOUR EYES THEN YOU HAVE A HEART OF GOLD!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Credit to The Next Author)


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and if I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time talking to a girl friend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, LuigiWife1551, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, petrelli heiress, Kitsune Demon Girl, Smile-I'mTheEndOfAllThatYouSee, rainswings, Athena the wise girl,chocolatecupquake17, EmbersArmy, mo.texas55, Snowfun,Turtlecrazy714, TMNT Loving Leo The Second


Her Last Words by Courtney Parker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtHZs4GrarY

LYRICS:
Just an average girl
She always wore a smile
She was cheerful and happy for a short while
Now she's older, things are getting colder
Life's not what she thought, she wishes someone had told her
She told you she was down, you let it slip by
So from then on she kept it on the inside
She told herself she was alright
But she was telling white lies
Can't you tell? Look at her dull eyes
Tried to stop herself from crying almost every night
But she knew there was no chance of feeling alright
Summer came by, all she wore was long sleeves
'Cause those cuts on her wrists were bleeding through you see
She knew she was depressed, didn't want to admit it
Didn't think she fit it, everyone seemed to miss it
She carried on like a soldier with a battle wound
Bleeding out from every cut her body consumed
She had no friends at school, all alone she sat
And if someone were to notice she would blame the cat
But those cuts on her wrist, they were no mistake
But no one cared enough to save her from this self hate
Things were going down, never really up
And here she is now stuck in this stupid rut
She knew exactly what she had to do next
Just stand on that chair and tie the rope around her neck
She wrote a letter with her hands shaking wild
"Look at me now, are you proud of your precious child?"
But she knew that her parents weren't the ones to blame
It was the world that should bow down it's head in shame
She stood up on the chair and looked out at the moon
Just don't think, it'll all be over soon
The chair fell down as she took her final breath
It's all over, all gone, now she's greeting death
Her Mum walks in, she falls down to the floor
And now nothing can take back what she just saw
The little girl that she raised is just hanging there
Her body's pale and her face is violently bare
She sees the note and unfolds it with care
All she does is stare, "How can this be fair?"
She starts reading as the tears roll down her face
"I'm sorry Mum but this world is just not my place
I've tried for so long to fix this and fit in
I've come to realize this world's full of sin
There's nothing for me here, I'm just a waste of space
I've got no reason to stay here with this awful race
It's a disgrace, I was misplaced
Born in the wrong time, and in the wrong place
It's okay though, 'cause you'll see me soon
You'll know when your time has come, just look at the moon
As it shines bright, throughout the night
And remember everyone's facing their own fight
But I can't deal with the pain, I'm not a fighter
You'll make it through the night, just hug your pillow tighter
So let the world know, that I died in vain
Because the world around me, is the one to blame
And I know in a year, you'll forget I'm gone
'Cause I'm not really something to be dwelled on
That's what they use to tell me, all those kids at school
So I'm going by the law majority rules
My presence on this earth is not needed any longer
And if anything, I hope this makes you stronger
You're the best friend, that I ever had
Such a shame I had to make you so very sad
But just remember that you meant everything to me
And to my heart, you're the only one that held the key
Now it's time to go, I'm running out of space to write
And yes I lost my fight, but please just hold on tight
I'm watching over you, from the clouds above
And sending down the purest and whitest dove
To watch over you, and be my helpful eye
So this is it world, goodbye."

This is the saddest song in the world. I'm not kidding. If you are depressed, always remember that there's always someone who cares. Go to them and don't keep it inside; they will help. Never resort to cutting or suicide; hug your pillow tighter, like the girl in the song. Copy and paste onto your profile if you're someone who cares and know someone who cares. Don't let depression get to you. Remember this if you are ever feeling really, really down.

[Credit to ME! I made this myself, but if someone else did, then I haven't seen it.]


If you have ever stumbled upon your own foot, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even if you do not see it, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever asked something really stupid and obvious, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot what you were going to say right before you did, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have or can not, but you want everyone to do it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92% of teenage girls would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was not cool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are the 8% who is laughing.
(BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! See? I am laughing!)

If you've ever seen a movie (or a show) so many times that you know everything they say, and you do it at weird times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is very long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for endless hours, reading countless fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of all teenagers panic if Justin Bieber was in a 100-foot building threatening to jump. I am one of those who buys popcorn and I invite my friends to see him jump.

(Credit to andyhamato99, who's stuff I had to translate in Google translate)


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

(Credit to toystorylover)


I remember when I was younger and learned about depression
and anorexia
and self-harm
and anxiety
in health class and I
would wonder how
people came to that
point and I would think
that I would never be any
of those things,
yet here I am, years later, at
3 AM, sobbing to myself,
debating whether or not
to take
my own life

When I saw this on Google, I was so close to crying. That's how sad this is. I don't cry easily. If you are struggling with this kind of stuff, call a helpline like one of the following:

SUICIDE PREVENTION CENTER: 877-727-4747

RAINN (Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network): 800-656-4673, OR 202-544-1034

EATING DISORDERS: 1-800-931-2237

Don't fight it alone; call someone who cares. Copy & Paste onto your profile if you feel the need to help these people.


BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Although that's kinda true)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (Maybe not a "Brotha" but he was most likely dark skinned according to the history channel)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (It's just wrong...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (O.o Dun, dun, dunnnnnn...)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

IF YOU'RE AGAINST ABORTION, RE-POST THIS!! (Credit to The Next Author)


My name is Sarah.
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the hard wall I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy...

Murdered me.

REPOST THIS POEM IF YOU"RE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE (Credit to The Next Author)


I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up

- by linguisticsrock, copy and paste if you can relate to this (I got this from The Next Author)


This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Ezlyluved96 (aka Renae), MyNameIsLambo, Crystal Prime, VectorPrime155, AnswerTheCall, GoldGuardian2418, Windblazer Prime, TMNT Loving Leo The Second


A black man walked into a restaurant. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Copy and paste this if you're against racism. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

(Credit to IrisFrostfeather


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

(Credit to IrisFrostfeather)


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24 things to do in an elevator!

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

16 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"


Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6 line 3. What is it?

None. I tried 3 different books. None had paragraph 6, let alone line 3. One didn't even have a page 111!

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Wall

Without looking, guess what time it is:

20:40

Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?

20:38

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My stupid sisters

What were you doing when you last stepped outside?

Coming back from super hot playground. Ugh.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfic author's profile

What are you wearing?

PJ pants and TMNT T-Shirt under a black sweater

Did you dream last night?

I gave my teacher a sandwich and people were after me and I had to go on parole. I don't even know what that is!

When did you last laugh?

Uhhhhh... I don't laugh a lot

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

TMNT Posters and a giant popcorn sticker

See anything weird lately?

My dream up there

What do you think of this quiz?

Entertaining, if not a bit stalker

What is the last film you saw?

The Lady and the Tramp. I haven't seen it and I was curious!

If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Mansion, TMNT writer and director... o.O

Tell me something about you I don't know:

I love Bruno Mars

If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Donald Trump isn't president

Do you like to dance?

No.

Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Venus, or Shadow

Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Hamato

If anyone wants to know what you're really like what would you say?

I'm not a girly-girl


95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808, murasaki-nightangel,Sumomo Baby-accept it, SerialKillerOfSims, Coryne-Akrusha, TheShadowHeart, Ezilo, TMNT Loving Leo The Second


Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he talked His friend out of suicide.

See that young boy you had made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying.

I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

(Credit to Ezilo)


Pssstttt , Hey you. Yeah i mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this. The angels have seen you struggling with something. The angels say its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in angels send this message on. Please don't ignore this. You are being tested. The angels are going to fix 2 (big) things in your favor. If you believe in angels, drop everything and copy and paste this on your profile.

(Credit to some guy or girl on Pintrest)


YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold is what i chose)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (isn't it always)

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around an hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 4


If You Live In America, you post this

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

24. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark


If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place


The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart.


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me IRONY...again.
"You son of a bitch!"

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like you're father."

24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

25. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


I WANT A GUY...

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on his chest.

A BOY who would get mad at someone if they called me UGLY or were mean to me.

I want someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and

give me big bearhugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and SMILE when he did.

And we'd make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say "I love you" in front of his friends,

and we'd argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Years

Someone who would tell me I'm beautiful but not too often,

who would make me laugh like NO ONE else could.

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never BREAK MY HEART


A Real Boyfriend

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

-When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (I wish!! -fieryhazel)

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."


Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity


9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb-ass?


15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "Iâm a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.


Two Peple are texting:

Girl: What'cha doing?

Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world

Girl: Aww! Really?

Boy: Yeah but she didn't respond so now i'm texting you...


1. Hold your breath

2. Go to your profile and add this

3. Still holding your breath

4. If you made it, your a good kisser


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Copy And Paste this on your page or you go Blind Within An Hour


How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[X]Brown - $100

[ ]Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 [X]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [ ]

Hazel - $100 [ ]

Other - $15 [ ]

Total so far: $150

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[ ] under 5'4 0$

Total so far: $235

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $335

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

X] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ]Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $655

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[X] No - $600

Total so far: $1255

Vision?

perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

No correction - $100

[X] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1305

Shoe Size:

13 - $300 [ ]

12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ]

11 to 12 - $400 [ ]

7 to 10 - $500 [X]

Under 7- $450 [ ]

Total so far: $1805

Favorite Colors (multiple):

Green - $750 [X

Red - $600 [ ]

Black - $100 [ ]

Yellow -$475 [ ]

Brown - $300 [ ]

Purple - $225 [ ]

White - $400 [ ]

Aqua - $350 [ ]

Orange - $300 [ ]

Blue - $300 [X

Pink - $100 [X

Other - $500 [ ]

Total: $2955

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [X] Nope - add $1000 [ ] some - $750 [ ]

Final Total: $3955

I'm worth a ton! Almost 2 tons, actually...


My Element (Bolded if it's a true statement about me)

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. (I guess I don't know my own strength...)

People have often called you insane. (Practically everyday. :P)

Total: 6

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach. (I hate the sand and sea water, and everything about the beach)

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 3

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could survive in the wild.

You care about the environment. (Eh, heh...)

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything. (At least, nothing that I know of)

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 3

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (I guess I don't really care)

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 6

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite. (Hell, naw)

You are spiritual. (Christian)

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person. (Not really, but nobody really knows or cares when I'm down)

Everyone loves to be around you. (Oh, hell, no)

You always follow the rules. (:D)

Total: 3

100 Random Things About Me

1. Age? No way in hell

2. Height? 5'4"

3. Eyes? Brown

4. Have any tattoos? No way in hell

5. And piercings? I have earlobe piercings

6. Fave food? Ooh, tough. I like food in general

7. Fave pizza topping? Don't like pizza

8. Fave drink? Soda

9. Siblings? 4 younger sisters, no brothers

10. Been in a fight? No

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? Hell no

12. Weight? Noway in hell

13. Fave snack? Popcorn

14. Fave candy? I love Skittles, Smarties, and many others

15. Fave movie? I watch too many; I can't choose

16. Fave show? TMNT! All generations!

17. Do you smoke? No

18. Blondes or brunettes? Both

19. Any scars? Yes

20. Fave music? Pop, rap, hip-hop, a little bit of rock

21. Fave actor? Leonardo DiCaprio

22. Where do you live? U.S.A.

23. Do you miss anyone right now? My friends from school; I don't get to see them until September

24. Last person to make you cry? ? Don't know

25. Do you enjoy school? Depends on what part of school it is

26. Desires? To become an author and not have any kids

27. Fave fast food joint? McDonalds, Wendy's, Burger King

28. What's the last thing you drank? Coca-Cola

29. What are you doing right now? Listening to music

30. Where would you like to go? Japan

31. Are you in a relationship? No.

32. Ever been arrested? No

33. Ever had a stalker? No?

34. Ever gone sky-diving? No

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? Heaven, I hope

36. Is there a god? Jesus Christ, my savior who died for me and forgives my sins

37. Do you have a cell phone? Noop

38. Are you squeamish? Maybe?

39. Are you human? Sure...ಠ_ಠ

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? Over 90 miles per hour.

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? I thought about being friends with a boy in my class; he's the grossest thing in the world and he doesn't even know it, and he's not a special ed student

42. Do people find you attractive? My friends tell my that I'm pretty, but I think they just feel bad for me

43. Who annoys you? A lot of people

44. What are you afraid of? Getting stung, people

45. Gold or silver? Don't give a damn

46. Are people afraid of you? Hell yeah!

47. Do you sing in public? Oh... HELLLLLLL NO

48. Ever been screwed over? What?

49. Does money make people happy? Sometimes

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? No, not really

51. What's your hair look like? Dark brown and wavy at the front

52. First job? No job yet

53. Do you like meeting new people? No

54. Do you get along with your parents? Yes

55. Ever played strip poker? Don't even know what that is

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? No

57. Ever been in a car accident? My mom crashed into something when I was like 1

58. Most flight of stairs you've ever fallen down? None

59. Do you care what people think of you? Little bit

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? Getting pretty good grades in high-school

61. Are you afraid of the dark? No

62. What kind of car do you have? I don't own a car yet

63. Time you were born? 7:30 in the morning

64. Ever break any bones? No

65. Fave childhood toy? Not really a big fan of toys, but probably- yeah I dunno

66. Fave author? That is a question that is impossible for me to answer

67. Are you a paranoid person? Yep

68. Have any enemies? None that I don't know

69. Are you afraid of heights? No

70. Last movie you watched? The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (YES THAT'S A MOVIE)

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children; it wasn't super-disturbing, but my mom is super paranoid and thinks that I can't handle creepy movies

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Both

73. Favorite color? Green, blue, pink

74. What time do you usually wake up? 7:30 on school days until Middle School; 10-something on days off

75. What are you doing? Sitting on my computer chair

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? Don't carry one

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? No job yet

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? No job yet

79. Can you do a handstand? No

80. Are you an angry person? Yes

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Lots of peoples

82. Do you talk in your sleep? No

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remembered what happened the night before? I'm not allowed to drink; underage

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? Nope; I'd break my head

85. Are you delusional? Noop

86. What is something you're horrible at? Keeping a conversation going and making friends.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Went to a cultural festival; don't get me wrong, I'm not a racist person or anything, it was just boring

88. Can you lift someone who is twice your weight? That's a lot of weight. And then the double...

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? NINJAAAAA!!!!!!

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Had to watch Winnie the Pooh with my sister; hated it

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right-handed

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? Maybe?

93. How are you feeling right now? Achey in my stomach; I ate too much

94. What annoys you most about people? They're idiots

95. Do you dislike children? No. Just my sisters :)

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? Fall

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Sure

98. Can you smile for me? I don't like smiling

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? My head usually tortures me with songs I heard earlier, some of which I don't like

100. When was the last time you fell off your bike? 5-6?


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Leo's Letters by TMNT-Queen reviews
Just some of our leader-in-blue's thoughts.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 10/14
There Are No Accidents by Sola Haze reviews
The Shredder found out about Hamato Yoshi's residence in New York only shortly after his mutation. Too unused to his new form, Yoshi and his sons are captured and taken to Shredder's lair. Yoshi is killed, but the turtles are spared. Raised by Shredder, how will our shellshocked heroes change? (Tags: Oroku Raphael, Oroku Leonardo, Oroku Michelangelo, Oroku Donatello, au,)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 132,637 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/17 - Published: 5/25 - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Karai
They Call It Revenge by Nutella Swirl reviews
Sequel to "The Darkness Within." Following the Shredder's death, Karai seeks revenge on the turtles. Nothing can stop her... except for a long hidden secret that finally becomes unveiled. What follows is a series of events that may just change her life forever. (2k12 verse - AU)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 9/22 - [Karai, Leonardo] Shredder
Stupid Turtle Luck by TMNT-Queen reviews
The evening had been going so well. It was relatively peaceful for once, meaning that Leo and his brothers could actually relax for a change. For a while, they'd been laughing and talking and enjoying each other's company. And then their Turtle Luck just had to rear its ugly head. (Set in the 2003 universe. Rated T for some language.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/12 - Published: 10/7 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Waking Nightmares by Snowfun reviews
When Leo is captured by the Shredder, something is done to him. Something that cannot easily erased or fixed. Lost, alone and broken, it is up to Leo's remaining brothers to repare the damage done to their oldest sibling... But is he too far gone?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,626 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
A Little Chat by TMNT-Queen reviews
One-shot. When he finds out that his brother needs someone to talk to, how far will Donnie go to make sure he's alright? (Rated T for mild language and mentions of suicide.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10 - Complete
TMNT One-Shots and Drabbles by TMNT-Queen reviews
Things that didn't fit in my other books, or things I felt wouldn't be good as short stories. (Some drabbles may be rather dark - you've been warned.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10 - Published: 7/25 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Plenty of Time: A Hamato Leonardo Fanfiction by TMNT-Queen reviews
A secret he hasn't told anyone. A love that's all but impossible. A choice that must be made, and soon. Because for Hamato Leonardo, time is short. And he may not get another chance. Rated T for mild language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,289 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9 - Published: 7/8 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
TMNT Shell Shots by CJtheStoryteller reviews
This is a random collection of TMNT one-shots, including short stories based on the episodes 'Broken Foot,' 'The Power Inside Her,' 'The Deadly Venom,' 'Requiem,' 'Heart of Evil,' 'Owari,' 'Monkey Brains,' 'The Creeping Doom,' and 'Scroll of the Demodragon.'
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,670 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/9 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Eclipse: The Dark Side of the Moon Series, Book 2 by TMNT-Queen reviews
Hamato Leonardo had been harming himself for as long as he could remember. Then one day someone stepped in and turned everything around. But when that someone starts to lose themselves again, it's Leo's turn to step up to the plate. Can he make a difference, as broken as he still is? Or will the Hamato Clan suffer yet more loss? Book 2 of "The Dark Side of the Moon" series.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 7/8 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
A Leader's Memory, Book 2: A Leader's Legacy by TMNT-Queen reviews
He tried to kill himself. He almost succeeded. Now, his brothers have to bring him back from the edge and try to convince him that life really is worth living. But maybe...maybe he doesn't want to be saved. Maybe this time, Hamato Leonardo has really, truly given up. Rated T for themes of suicide and depression.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5 - Published: 9/29 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Dark Windows by Goblin Cat KC reviews
(sequel to Clogged Drain) After the haunting of their home, the four head out to the farm to rest and recuperate, but there are no city lights here, and the forest is deep and dark. Ghosts are not all that may lurk in the darkness, watching them through the thin glass.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,602 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/31 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
Mechanical Heart by Mendeia reviews
The Death-Knell of Silence Part 7: A vow has been made - the next meeting between the Architect and what is left of the Hamato Clan will be the last. Countless lives hang in the balance. Blood will be spilled. And when all is ended, whatever remains will never be the same again.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 10/2 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
The Drop by Zelgadis55 reviews
"Are you telling me your brother lied about what happened?" "Nuh, Master Splinter. He wouldn't lie to you, but he wasn't telling the full story either." Mikey grinned mischievously; he was looking forward to explaining this one. Comments, thoughts and concrit are always welcome.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Mind Hacked by flikaroo reviews
Donatello put his empty coffee mug onto the table, and asked the question both Mikey and he had been wondering the entire time they were listening. "Casey, who are Leonardo and Raphael?" Based on the 2003 series.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
Mikey's Adventure by TMNT-Queen reviews
What do two katana, a stray kitten, an eight-year-old, and a rodeo have to do with each other? Nothing, unless you're Hamato Michaelangelo. And one thing's for sure: Mikey's had a wild night.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22 - Michelangelo - Complete
Do You Know How Much I Need You? by Nutella Swirl reviews
"You don't know what you have until you lose it." Sure, they're brothers. Always been. But they don't realize how much they need each other until one of them doesn't wake up... (2k12 verse - AU)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18 - Published: 9/16 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Not Anymore by Nutella Swirl reviews
He wants to keep trying... but he can't. Not anymore.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14 - Leonardo - Complete
In The Middle of the Night by TMNT-Queen reviews
A little drabble. The household sleeps...all but one, that is. His fears and thoughts are plaguing him again, and there's no one around to reassure him this time.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10 - Complete
Super Turtle by Mistake Of Life reviews
I have a secret to tell you. But you can't tell anyone. Let's talk about something. If you were to have any super power, what would it be? Well, let's just say my secret involves something to do with...Sorry not telling. You'll just have to wait and see.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 9/11 - Leonardo
Supermarket Flowers by TMNT-Queen reviews
Just a little songfic drabble based on Ed Sheeran's song "Supermarket Flowers."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Reflections by Snowfun reviews
Takes place after Wasteland Warrior episodes 1-3 As Raph watches the beauty of the new world around him, there is something he can no longer deny. That while the family is together again, everything slowly ticks down like the seconds of a clock...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
A Leader's Memory by TMNT-Queen reviews
"He was so brave and quiet that none of us ever realized what was happening...our mistake might cost our brother's life." Leo has gone missing. The only thing that might hold any clue to his whereabouts is his journal. But the leather-bound pages raise more questions than answers, and reveal more than his brothers ever knew...such as the fact that Leo is running out of time.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 8/17 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, OC - Complete
The Darkness Within by Nutella Swirl reviews
Everyone has a dark side, whether they know it or not. It can destroy a person, and that's what's happening to Leo. If his family doesn't figure out why Leo's acting different and help him overcome the darkness within him, Leo's good side will be lost forever. (2k12 verse - AU)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,874 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Leonardo - Complete
Left Alone by Oblivian03 reviews
The worst thing that can happen to a child playing a game with his brother is that their brother races on ahead, refusing to wait for them so the two can end the race together. One shot. No slash. Warning: character death.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23 - Leonardo, Raphael, Casey Jones - Complete
Some Take Pills by Americanpyscho reviews
Two words: Insomnia sucks. It's ruthless, painful, and can lead to bigger demons.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 6/17/2015
TMNT 2012 ONESHOTS WHAT IF SCENARIOS by panwithastrangeplan reviews
A collection of one shots and what if scenarios for TMNT 2012. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 9/12 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Connected by TMNT-Queen reviews
TMNT AU: Four teenage turtles, raised in different houses but attending the same high school. After seeing each other every day for months, one of them finally realizes that they share eerily similar traits. Is there any connection between the four teens? How can there be, when they were raised by different parents? Have their whole lives been a lie?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 9/8 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Miwa by TMNT-Queen reviews
What if Tang Shen hadn't died that night, and she and Yoshi moved to New York together? What if they raised the turtles as their own children? And what if, one day, the couple realized that Miwa hadn't really died in the fire? Story belongs to retro mania; Originally written by MelinaEugenia. TMNT AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 4/24 - Splinter, Shen, Shredder, Karai
Red Haze by BubblyShell22 reviews
Splinter's death has been difficult for all of the Turtles, but Leo has been feeling it the most. When he loses it and almost kills one of the Purple Dragons, the other Turtles realize that there is more to Leo's grief than they first thought. Can they help him snap out of it, or will they lose their brother to his grief?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/8 - Leonardo
The Thing About Faith by TMNT-Queen reviews
I was raised in a good Christian family, where we prayed before dinner every night and went to church on Sundays. My mother used to have a saying, something she'd tell me each night when she tucked me into bed. "Always have faith," she'd whisper, pressing a kiss to my forehead. "The moment you stop believing is the moment you lose yourself." I lost myself years ago.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 9/1 - Michelangelo, Splinter, OC
The Master Splinter Series by TMNT-Queen reviews
A collection of short drabbles that take place after the events of the last few episodes in season 4. Each drabble is told from a different character's point of view.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5 - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Splinter
Toaster Vendetta by LadybugGirl7068 reviews
Leo swears the toaster has something against him. If only his brothers would believe him. Just a funny drabble I thought of. Enjoy! Edit: Kay looks like this is a drabble a day story type thing that I hope you all like!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,891 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Mind Games by BubblyShell22 reviews
When Leo is captured and mentally tortured, his brothers and friends must do all they can to help him regain his memory and help him heal.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 8/18 - Leonardo
Look For The Dragon A TMNT2012 fanfiction by JusTiNSaNiTy reviews
"There's a new creature in the city. A dragon." "What should we do Donnie?" "I think the Kraang made this… we need to bring it down and find out what its purpose is." They turn to their leader… little do the three younger brothers know that they're standing right next to the creature they're determined to capture… BASED ON THE 2012 VERSION
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 7/27 - Leonardo, Master Splinter, April O., Casey J.
Strong by Nutella Swirl reviews
He's supposed to be strong. But he misses his eldest brother so much. One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27 - Raphael - Complete
Leo's Neverland by The Next Author reviews
"Yeah, Raphie, we'll always be together. I'll never leave you. Ever." "Pinky promise." "I promise." Pinky promise? Yeah right. You. Lied. I hate you. Hope you know that.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 3/10 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Damaged by CelandineGranger reviews
The turtles are often injured in battle. No big deal. They bounce back quickly. But this time the damage is permanent. Yet, even as the Hamato family struggles to cope with new changes, their greatest enemy has not given up his plots for revenge.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,699 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 1/1 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Bad Dreams by ravenshell reviews
Leo takes care of his brothers and rat-dad in a horrible, horrible dream. It can't be real, right?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7 - Leonardo - Complete
The Secret Anthology by Amicitia Revenant reviews
A gift for my readers: short stories that had been scattered across the internet, now collected on FFN for the first time, with bonus commentary.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,288 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 1/26
Ladies Wear by Sony89 reviews
A pink, frilly piece of ladies underwear leads to an embarrassing conversation at the lair.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, April O., Karai - Complete
Summer City Rain by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Leonardo and Michelangelo attend a New York street festival of Obon, but the night grows dangerous when they realize that they are no longer alone, not even on the empty streets. Part 1 of 2.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8
Not So Big Brother by NuttyThenutjob reviews
Who would've thunk the Ol' Fearless big brother blue leader is actually the youngest? And who knows, there are still secrets kept in store.. Warning : Do not read this is public or while drinking or eating. Contains excessive amount of insanity, grammar errors, randomness, and references. K plus because I'm paranoid. /Non-Romance. No slash. Just brotherly fluff. Ye/
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 4/15 - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello
Cleaning Servants by That One Fangirl Over There reviews
Leo and Raph are pretty weird. Yeah, sure, I'm the oddball of our messed up family, but I think my oldest brothers are weirder than me. Why, you may ask? My answer: They like to clean.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Master Splinter - Complete
TMNT Drabbles by Sesshomarusama3 reviews
A mixture of short stories with all of your favorite ninja turtle characters! (These include some 'Deleted Scenes' from some of my previous stories, or simply things that pop into my head at random times.) Enjoy! I OWN NOTHING!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 107,161 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo
Dark Side of the Moon by TMNT-Queen reviews
What if Hamato Leonardo had a dark side? What if he kept it hidden from his family and friends? What if, one day, the most innocent of them all found out exactly what secrets he was hiding all those years? (AU Fanfiction)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 4/11 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Leorai Week (2017) by SupernalGodzilla reviews
Seven one-shots celebrating Leorai Week 2017. From the First Date to a Fantasy AU. Hope you enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 6/4 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Hamato Raphael: The Continuing Story (ON HOLD) by TMNT-Queen reviews
(Sorry, guys...I'm putting this on hold again. I know it's horrible because I just opened it again recently, but I can't handle this right now.) "Sup? The name's Hamato Raphael. If ya wanna know somethin', this is the place ta find it. If ya got a question, ask it here. So what are ya waitin' for? Click and read, already!"
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Fallen Leader by The Over9000NinjaAlchemist reviews
Leo has had enough of his team disobeying him, and him getting the blame. In anger he runs away, then his family needs him, more than ever... will Leo pull through and push his grudges away? (2007) FINISHED AND UNDER EDITING Book 2 (broken mirrors) will be released soon
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,355 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
unkown secrets by thatninjawhowearsblue reviews
leo is an average. ... turtle. he is the fearless leader. but.. he has secrets. he starts to get sick. will his brothers help him get better before its too late? or will he let the darkness consume him!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3
Before the Snow by The Next Author reviews
Raph, Mikey and Don are missing. It is up to Zootopia's finest officers to crack the case. With a little help from a Higher Up of course.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Leonardo, Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
At Least We Stole The Show by JoinTheWeb reviews
One was skilled, but invisible. Two was strong, but confused. Three was smart, but lonely. Four was fun, but sad. This is the story of their life. Welcome to yet another TMNT Human AU. Wanna join?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 1/18
TMNT 2012: No Love is Greater by Sesshomarusama3 reviews
What if Hamato Yoshi didn't leave Japan right away, and found four baby turtles abandoned in the forest? What if one of the four mutated brothers had lost their way and run into another larger mutant? This is the story of what if a certain tiger mutant had raised his own turtle son, and how that turtle had to choose between two families. (I OWN NOTHING, AU FIC, R&R and Enjoy!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 351,250 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 6/18/2014
The Leader-less Mission! by DoodleDumble reviews
While travelling through space with Professor Honeycutt, a sudden attack on the ship causes Raph, Donnie and Mikey to become stranded on a rough, foreign planet where they must use stealth to survive and regain contact with the others! Meanwhile, Fugitoid, Casey and April are stuck on the Ulixes with the Fearless Mother Hen In Blue while they try to rescue the, well...C-team?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,863 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 6/21/2016
Cleaning by CelandineGranger reviews
Mikey pulls a prank on Leo. My entry for an ABC Drabble Contest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Karai - Complete
The Color Blue by TMNT-Queen reviews
Leonardo reflects on the color of his mask. TMNT AU one-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Between by Donatellosgirl36 reviews
An accident in Donnie's lab, causes Raph to be caught between dimensions. They think he's dead and he must convince them otherwise. Quickly too, as there is something else lurking there in the in-between. 2003 verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
The Control Freak, the Narcissist, and the Liar by CamsthiSky reviews
In which there is arguing and Mikey doesn't know what to do.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
The Curse Of The Dragon by No Guns Only Roses reviews
A terrifying and powerful dragon suddenly appears in New York, challenging the Turtles to a fight. But for what purpose? Who is the "Worthy One"? And is this dragon truly a monster?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 3/24 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Requests by Athese reviews
A Mikey-centric request page consisting of one-shots. Rated T for obvious reasons (Blood Angst but also fluff and brotherly bonding). Chapter 3: Mikey messed up, but when his brothers are in danger, he sacrifices himself to save his brothers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/25 - Michelangelo
We All Wear Masks by JoinTheWeb reviews
"...we were all wrong."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Behind You by JoinTheWeb reviews
To Leonardo, it seems monsters always win.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15 - Leonardo - Complete
The Enemy in his Head by JoinTheWeb reviews
Everyone have enemies. Some inside. Some outside. But what happens when the enemy inside has allied itself with the enemy out side? [A\N:wrote it a LONG time ago. summary sucks. mentions of supernatural powers].
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Complete
Ladybug in a Half Shell by Blackjackthefreakpire reviews
When two evils join forces Ladybug and Chat Noir have to team up with heroes the likes of which they never dreamed to not only save New York but possibly the world.
Crossover - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,263 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 6/27/2016
The Pain We Hide by TMNT-Queen reviews
It's not always the tears that are the measure of our pain. Sometimes it's the smile that we fake that shows how much we're hurting. (A drabble that takes place after the last episodes in Season 4.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7 - Complete
The Duties of Fathers, Sons, and Brothers by tarin2014tfan reviews
With their Mutation Day fast approaching, Splinter tests his sons' skill levels. Two of them surprise him very much.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Splinter - Complete
Both my knees by Pebr reviews
"What is it with us and brutal battle arenas whenever we visit space?" Contains violence, detailed descriptions of blood and mental torture. Leo-centric.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,671 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Drabble a Day by notawordsmith reviews
Just trying to brush up on my writing, trying to get more consistent, trying to improve my writing style. I want to do a drabble a day, can I do it? I've got no idea, but I'm going to give it a red hot go. Come on in, the water's fine ... I think ...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 140 - Words: 33,412 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/1/2012
The Tears We Cry by TMNT-Queen reviews
People cry, not because they're weak. They cry because they've been strong for too long. (A drabble that takes place after the last few episodes in Season 4.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28 - Complete
The Mind that Mourns by TMNT-Queen reviews
Everyone mourns in different ways and at different times. It is never easy to carry on, but it can be done. (A drabble that takes place after the last two episodes in Season 4.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28 - Complete
The Strength to Stand by TMNT-Queen reviews
Anguish hits hard after a loved one is gone. How can we find the strength to stand? (A little drabble that takes place after the last two episodes in season 4.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28 - Complete
Egg Salad by Simone Robinson reviews
"A few empty drinks sit beside Leo, arranged neatly, almost in a line. Raph snorts, his own toppled over in a heap at his side. Raph's has a few more in his pile too, but that's fine. Leo can't hold his liquor anyway- there's no way Raph has more of a buzz going on." - A night of companionable drinking leads to some poor drunk food choices.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Thirteen Days of Halloween by Zelgadis55 reviews
13 themes. 13 stories. 13 days of Halloween. Can you handle the horror? Ratings range from PG - M. Each drabble or story will be rated individually. 'Day 6 - Candy' won 3rd place for Most Disturbing Horror in the 2016 Universal TMNT FanFic Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,925 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Rewriting the Past by Shadow-Star Hatake reviews
AU: Taken from their home and their memories wiped clean. The turtles are each taken by one of the Tribunal Masters to train under their guidance. No idea their father is fighting to reunite them the boys grow up not knowing anything one another. Years later the tribunal reunites the boys to see if they could work as one or die as nothing; pawns in their game to see who would rise.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
One Step in the Grave by Sampsonknight reviews
Leo in a mist of a battle and keeps being pulled out of reality and some haunting voice keeps wanting his attention. What is going on? Will he ever escape this fantasy, will his enemy kill him before he can? Who is this voice and why does it want him to follow it?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,018 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Leonardo - Complete
The Dangers Of Four Month Old Rum Cake by tarin2014tfan reviews
Leo forgot to throw out a four month old rum cake after cleaning out the kitchen cabinets.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Splinter - Complete
Please Answer by TheMaskedTimelord reviews
The phone continues to ring, but the only voice that breaks its consistency is his brother's voicemail. All he wants is his brother to answer him. That's the only thing he asks for! Fear fills Raphael as he desperately tries to get his brother to answer him. Warning: Hint/Mentions suicide/self-harm.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,807 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
The Abuse by DisneyPopWitch reviews
ONE SHOT. WARNING: Slight child abuse. Leonardo starts physically abusing his young student, Donna, Michelangelo's five year old human daughter.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/18 - Complete
Orange by Ninjas Say Hi reviews
He has three little brothers, not two. He has three, Leo was sure of it, but why does everyone else tell him otherwise and why won't anyone believe him? Leo doesn't understand, but he will found him, he will find his lost brother. No matter what and no matter who stood in his way.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/7 - Leonardo - Complete
When The Bough Breaks by EmilyGrace18 reviews
A terrible accident leaves three brothers reeling with grief and loss. But then, against all odds, what was lost is returned to them. Or is it? The Hamato clan soon learns that there is more than one way to lose a brother.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 206,611 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
HA2510 by JoinTheWeb reviews
There is a battle. And to the battle, like in many battles before, and many battles to come, there are consequences. But Leonardo doesn't fully understand the pit of madness he fell in to. And he have to share this pit, with his sworn enemy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/3 - Leonardo, Shredder
I have no hold, no way to control by Theoretician reviews
Mikey comes to Leo for support when Leo is barely holding it together himself. (Takes place the night before 'Journey to the Center of Mikey's Mind')
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Jingle Shells by Reader115 reviews
Also known as "the best Christmas ever" – you know - the one Leo spent lying to everyone. Written for Tumblr's TMNT December Flashfic Theme: Festive
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2016 - Complete
I'll show them fun by Saluzozette reviews
Leonardo is heading home, and he doesn't know if he'll find his brothers getting along, or on a warpath with each other.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Lost in Revenge by Sarah Pevensie reviews
Sequel to Lost in the Mind and second of the Lost series. Shredder is devising something with the Kraang and the turtle family is still broken from what happened. But Leo has a plan of his own. A plan that could end up devastating everyone that he loves.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,821 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Lucky by Pheonix500 reviews
There's only so much luck to go around and Mikey's got dibs.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
The Girl With Two Faces by TMNT-Queen reviews
She ran away a year ago to protect them. Now, against all odds, they've been reunited. There's only one problem. They don't know that it's really her. And now, with her two worlds colliding, Alexandra must make a choice. Tell the turtles who she really is and risk losing them all over again, or keep quiet and put them all at risk? Alternate Universe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael, Splinter, OC - Complete
I'd Come for You by The Next Author reviews
Leo and Mikey disappear. Raph and Donnie are the only two who are able to find them. And Slash and Shredders prints are all over it. But Shredder has a little twist in mind. One that may lead Raph down a road that he does not wish to see what is at the end.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael, Shredder, Slash - Complete
The Worst Betrayal Possible by thx2God4U.S.A reviews
One of the turtles is guilty, guilty of a terrible crime against the Hamato Clan. A crime that he's not sure he can ever forgive himself for. (2012)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
If the Shoe Fits by Pheonix500 reviews
A TMNT Cinderella story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2016 - Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, April O'Neil - Complete
Our Fearless Leader Collection by XxRemciclesxX reviews
This is going to be a collection stories about the one LEONARDO! It's going to be a mixture of adventures, hurt & comfort, family, bro fluff! and MORE. You can also request a chapters so this keep going and going and going and going. I DON'T OWN TMNT AT ALL!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 22,273 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Leonardo
On Reflection by Sukuangtou reviews
Donatello never wants to see Mikey at his full potential.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Leonardo Our Fearless Leader by No Guns Only Roses reviews
Raph, Mikey, and Donnie all get together to come up with the most wicked prank yet, and Leo is their unsuspecting target. Takes place during season 2, before "Follow the Leader." Heavily inspired by the movie "Scent of a Woman."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
13 Days of Halloween by imjustpeachee reviews
This is a collection of stories for Halloween that bring the dark, creepy, and downright disturbing all together...can you handle it?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Tell Me Why by eternallydaydreaming reviews
To this day Leo is still haunted by visions of that fateful night that forever changed his life. Written for the tumblr tmnt flashfic theme: hauntings.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Problem Child by Taisi reviews
Michelangelo has three overprotective big brothers, some questionable friends, a burgeoning need to make himself useful, and a lot of growing up to do. (IDW/2K12, Human!AU) 2015 TMNT Fanfic Competition Winner: 1st Place "Best Michelangelo".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 105,460 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Valuable by No Guns Only Roses reviews
It was made clear in the comic that Mikey viewed Leo as a courageous, confident leader who never gave up, no matter what. A hero.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Thanks For Trying by CamsthiSky reviews
"Okay so going down to see the turtles when she felt absolutely awful was probably not one of April's best ideas." In which April is sick and the turtles (kind of) take care of her.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2016 - April O'Neil - Complete
All That You Are by Taisi reviews
Leonardo is a lot of things - none so important as Raphael's big brother.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Shells and Wings by No Guns Only Roses reviews
"Raph, have you ever thought about why our shells are so big?" It wouldn't be until eight years later when Raphael was once again asked this question.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Raphael, Michelangelo, Splinter - Complete
Everything is Fine (Even When It's Not) by CamsthiSky reviews
Leo doesn't remember what happened. Only that he was injured and hurt. And it's only when he gets home that he lets himself rest. That is, until he wakes up to Mikey peering down at him with teary blue eyes.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
The Light's Edge by The Creepy-Psycho-Loner reviews
Mikey was so certain, he felt it in his bones and in his soul. "Who's him?"-"Our brother."-"We don't have a brother named Leo." It was okay, if that's what they wanted to believe; But these dreams, these flashbacks, were real. They were memories, okay? (Some fluff, 2k3,2k12 world-mixing)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Fundamentalism by Simone Robinson reviews
"The entrance to the tunnel was his only way out. He could see shadows gathering at the corners of his vision. The concrete was crumbling beneath his feet and he felt it lurch, threatening to break into nothingness. At some point, the cracking land beneath his feet would fail him, and he would be left with nothing but the rushing face of death."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Leonardo - Complete
Oneshots by therandomer5000 reviews
Oneshots that are suggested by you guys! xx
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,781 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 11/6/2015
Tick Tick Tick by mo.texas55 reviews
A recovering Leonardo is a frustrated Leonardo. (Short one-shot set sometime in the beginning of Season 3)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Leonardo - Complete
Leveled by Marine Amber reviews
Leonardo is used to being ignored, feared, hated, but as the son of Oroku Saki, there isn't much he can do. Three brothers from New York however, could change his life. If only he would let them. Human AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,037 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Guilt by CrazyFangirl246 reviews
Out of all the hours he spent blaming himself, he never spent a minute actually apologizing to his brother. [Set after Broken Foot]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
One Tragic Day by purplecat41877 reviews
The turtles and Splinter end up seeing a tragic news report on television. Based on September 11th.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Complete
Assassin series RE: The Assassin's secret by Askre5 reviews
The Leonardos have decided that enough is enough and have set out to find out once and for all what the assassin is all about. Having received rather explicit hints during Chaos in the Underworld, they are determined to finally find out what is the Assassin's Secret.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Leonardo, OC
Family and secrets by fav leonardo reviews
Leo has a secret he's been keeping from his family. What would happen if they found out? (May or may not turn into a multiple chapter story)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2016
Light in the Darkness: A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Short Story by TMNT-Queen reviews
What exactly happened to Leo in Firion Wolfe's labs? This story tells all. Be prepared for angst, horror, and edge-of-your-seat action. Prequel to "The Girl With Two Faces" and "When the Light Fades." TMNT AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, OC - Complete
Actual Resolution by Reader115 reviews
A one-shot centered around the 2012 series episode, "Mutant Gangland". Because I'd like to see a little more brother fluff. Warning: Contains spoilers for the episode (and I suppose the 2 episodes before it). I don't own the turtles.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
The Cost of Going Rogue by Crimson-Eyes26 reviews
Alternative scene in "Broken Foot". Leo thought just knowing his brother was unconscious couldn't make things any worse. A certain redhead ready to call him out proved that it would only get worse in his case. What sort of defense would he mount in the trial of "The People vs. Leonardo"?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Leonardo, April O'Neil - Complete
When Light Fades: A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Short Story by TMNT-Queen reviews
The explanation of the references in chapter 7 of "The Girl With Two Faces." What started out as a simple in-and-out mission turns into an ambush. Leo finds himself and one of his brothers against an entire army of Foot Soldiers. What happens next will change their futures forever. TMNT AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Tamashi No Tatakai by dearjoanwallace reviews
Leonardo's soul is under siege as powerful forces wage war in his dreams. [A Dark Leo fic]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Leonardo, Shredder, Master Splinter, Karai - Complete
Differently Similar Minds by FanGirlStephie reviews
There have been many stories of the turtles switching minds. There's been an episode where Raph switched with a kraang. But what if a turtle of one universe woke up in their counterparts body? What would those two do now that they are in a different universe and their counterpart's body? Well here's one where 2k3 Don wakes up in 2k12 Don's body.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Donatello
Birthday Surprise by WinterHeath reviews
The turtles turned another year older, what better way to celebrate than with their family and friends ...and a little fun surprise none of them expected. (One Shot)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Untitled (How Could this Happen to Me?) by Culinary-Alchemist reviews
It had been hours since they had seen Michelangelo. They were on a mission and the orange clad turtle mess up. Raphael took it upon himself to yell at him, causing the orange clad turtle to run off. Once Mikey took off Donatello ran after him leaving Leonardo and Raphael arguing on the rooftop. (inspired by a song, but not a songfic)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
The Madmen by Marine Amber reviews
Combine the obvious madman Casey Jones and the not-so-obvious (but secretly) madman Leonardo. The result? A not so average friendship that can only result in trouble. (A series of one shots focusing on the relationship between Leo and Casey.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Leonardo, Casey Jones
Of Broken Bones and Flavored Chalk by IvoryDrum reviews
Dialogue drabbles, all completely unrelated. Ch. 4, "I firmly believe Mikey's adversion to swearing stems less from him not knowing the words and more from him preferring to use more unique phrases." Rating changed for some choice four letter words.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
The Reason we Fight by IotaTau reviews
Everyone lost someone they loved when the Black Hole Generator destroyed Earth. A planet-side skirmish brings to light an old injury and a reason to keep on fighting.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Leonardo, Casey Jones - Complete
So Long Apart by hannahtranter16 reviews
Everything is starting to get back on track. Splinter is with them and now they are all together a plan can be put together to start saving the city from the Krrang. However, Leo notices their father is acting strangely, though only around him. After everyone is asleep, the two find a father-son talk is long overdue, especially after so long apart.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Leonardo, Splinter - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish, For It Will Bite You by tarin2014tfan reviews
For their entire lives, Mikey's brothers have been on the receiving end of the youngest turtle's pranks. With Splinter once again visiting the Daimyo, it was the perfect opportunity for a little turtle revenge. The only thing Leo, Raph, and Donnie had forgotten to take into consideration was the ever present, ever fickle Fate, and her overabundance of Turtle Luck.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
When The Rat's Away by tarin2014tfan reviews
Splinter returns from a short vacation to discover what goes through his sons' minds when unsupervised.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
The Place Where It All Began by Diporae reviews
2k12 One shot. One night, after returning to New York City post The Invasion, Leonardo goes back to the construction site where he had his fateful battle with the Shredder. The question is: what is he looking for?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Nobody Messes With Mikey by A Damsel In Distress reviews
"'…one of them was just a kid Leo, no older than me.' Understanding bled through Leo's eyes for just a millisecond before something darker washed over once more." Mikey comes home with a severe injury and his overprotective brothers are NOT having it especially when the youngest tries to defend a Purple Dragon member. Brother fluff. Rated T. One-Shot. Mikey centered. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Blue Monday by Andraia452 reviews
Leonardo and Donatello have a long overdue conversation about respecting one another. Donatello has been feeling unappreciated. Leonardo pays a visit to his lab to help ease the team tension. (Tumblr Flash Fic 002 - Regrets)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Stealth and Sacrifice by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Being a ninja means understanding techniques for concealment, and what is concealment but another way of denying your own existence? When Leonardo begins slipping further and further into the shadows, it isn't so easy to bring him back. :no pairings: 30 Day Challenge fic. Warnings: Blood, violence and very bad reactions.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,799 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Splinter - Complete
Don't Let Go by Snowfun reviews
(Complete! Two pts. at ending) 2012 version. After a nasty fight between Leo and Raph, Leo leaves the lair and is attacked by the foot. Now feeling the heavy toll of Leo' absence, Donnie, Raph, and Mikey go looking for their lost bro. Only to discover something is terribly wrong with him... will it get passed to them as well? And what will happen to Leo?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,977 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Warrior's Walk by flikaroo reviews
Suffering from emotional scars that isolate himself from his family, Leonardo is sent away to Usagi's world. With the experienced Ronin serving as his guide, Leonardo quickly learns that the warrior's way is filled not only with loyalty, but also with sacrifice. A side adventure taking place immediately after the 2003 episode, Samurai Tourist.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,423 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Leonardo, Usagi - Complete
April's Gambit by hummerhouse reviews
April joins the fight without actually fighting. One shot, 2k3, sexual innuendo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Complete
Pay the Ghost by Taisi reviews
All of them were raw and tender with grief, still reeling drunkenly through the motions of this brand new life without their father; but Leo just moved forward without ever faltering, bowing gently with their sorrow but never breaking under his own. And Raph had hated him for that. ('Problem Child' sidefic, oneshot.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael
TMNT: The Hunger Games by Nephilim1973 reviews
Hunger Games AU. Leo has been forced by the Capitol to play in their horror filled game along with 23 other children. Will he survive? Raph\Leo\Don.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Slaves of the Foot by kamefootninja reviews
Au Leonardo and Raphael were found and raised by the Shredder, Mikey and Donnie were raised by Splinter alone. This is from an old Rp I did awhile ago, with someone who dosen't want their name mentioned, So I've cleaned it up to post.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Complete
Brother Mine by TheRedScreech reviews
"Raph!" Leo shoved his brother aside and collapsed when the shot connected with his side. There was a silent BOOM, a flash of purple light, excruciating pain for two heart-stopping seconds, and then his vision went black.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 136,758 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
From The Tears Of Pain by PrettyMistakes reviews
Raphael is going through something, and his family want to help him. But how do you help someone, who won't talk? Rated M for dark topics and mention of blood.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Raphael - Complete
Baking with Rebel by MadnessTurtle
After a long time of Rebel Punk cleaning up the whole crib, lil' ol childish Swift Punk did not tend to bother about it.. Until, he was forced to bake a batch of muffins with his hot-headed brother..
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2016
Green Against Leather by Fan of U reviews
'Thank goodness Michelangelo is not here to see this. The sight of his brothers hostility would truly scare him.'He thought.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,509 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Leatherhead - Complete
Insanity Disguised by NRATQH reviews
But one night you heard the click of a gun as it was pointed at your brother and your heart disappears from your chest to be replaced instead by a frozen stone... The birth and process of Leo's perfectionism and it's conclusion.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2016
A Leo by Any Other Name by Flynne reviews
2k3 'verse. Ficlet from the Ninja Tribunal arc. There's something Leo never told his family about his time spent training with the Ancient One in Japan...but that secret is about to come out.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Complete
Not About Angels by AnamariaJovel reviews
[Set in 2012]: April has been silently grieving, since before the turtles, her and Casey had even made it onto the Fugitoid's ship. And now Leo has finally decided to take matters into his own hands. They talk, and a spark seems to ignite. LEOPRIL!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Leonardo, April O. - Complete
Mad Scientist by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
It has been two weeks since Donatello first locked himself away in his lab, busy on his latest 'project', and Leo is starting to worry. Hoping to help his brother, Leo asks Don if he needs any help. However, Leo soon finds himself restrained under the hands of his brother, and as time passes, Leo has to wonder exactly what kind of scientist Donatello really is…
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Goodnight, My Son by BeMyxoxo reviews
'He's crazy. Or maybe I'm the one who's crazy. Maybe I'm locked up in some mental ward, and this is all just some screwed up figment of my mind.' He dared not be so hopeful. When trapped in the dark with a maniac, it's not too hard to lose your own mind as well. When that maniac is your father, it's not too hard to lose sight of everything you thought you knew. [ONESHOT] Very Dark
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Leonardo, Splinter - Complete
Frozen Turtle Fever by Iron117Prime reviews
Mini-Sequel to Frozen Turtles. It's Anna's birthday; and Elsa has invited the Ninja Turtles to the party. Elsa wants to make it a perfect day for Anna, however there are a few things that might make it a bit more difficult than originally intended.
Crossover - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Leonardo, Raphael, Anna, Elsa - Complete
What's a ped? by Awesam132 reviews
Mikey has a very interesting question for his brother Donatello...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Total Control by Koalagriton reviews
2003 Leo/Don. Leo's brothers don't realise the anger that burns inside him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Complete
Turning Back Time by Roniturtle reviews
Leo is turned into a baby. Says it all right. Still don't own them.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Complete
The Little Green Book by Sampsonknight reviews
Who would have known that there was a book out there with all their secrets, their fears and so on? What would happen if even one brother found it? What would he do? Burn it? Confront the youngest turtle brother over this book that shouldn't be? Or would he be tempted to use it in his own favor? (AU based on 2003 version turtles) Warning (Rated: T) Gift for Zelgadis55
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,905 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Two Of A Kind by flikaroo reviews
After having yet another one of their arguments, Raphael sneaks out of the lair and Leonardo follows. When disaster strikes the two eldest siblings discover that they are more alike than they ever realized. Based on the 2003 series.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Beyond Control by Phoenix Ride reviews
The day the turtles have feared has finally come! Shredder has completed his mind control formula and declares war across New York. Can the Mighty Mutanimals and the Ninja Turtles stop this horror in time, or will they fall deep into the Shredder's grasp? Please Read, Review, and Find Out!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Raphael, Slash, Shredder - Complete
Unintentional by YumenoSensei reviews
Karai is finally free from Shredder, his lies, and her mutated form. Life is looking up since she joined the Hamato clan, yet Leo has been acting distant since she came to live with them. Karai intends to get to the truth about Leo using her skills as a kunoichi. However an unintentional turn of events leads Karai to find comfort in someone unexpected. (Donatello x Karai)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,238 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Donatello, Karai, Leonardo, Splinter
Spider and Chef by LadybugGirl7068 reviews
The guys are being terrorized by a giant spider... so why are they talking about sandwiches? A funny little oneshot, or at least I hope it is. Enjoy, all the same! T for slight cussing
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2015
My Immortal by The Next Author reviews
The living are only mortal. We have a clock. The dead do not. They are immortal. That's why Leonardo has all of me. Song fanfic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Raphael - Complete
Responsibilities by Rizzy2 reviews
Being the one in charge isn't a dance on roses, unless you count the thorns. They're my responsibility now, I'm the oldest, I have to protect them, I have to lead them through this. (Triggers: Character death, gore, self harm, bad self-esteem, depression.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
The Space They Need by SleepingSeeker reviews
Leo is enchanted, Donnie and April are, too. Raph is bored and Casey is too invested in bubbles. But where is Mikey and what is he doing in the holodeck? The answer is nothing any of the brothers would have guessed.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Snatched by Zelgadis55 reviews
The Madness of the Symbol has struck again, affecting one turtle in such a way that he is trapped and cut off from everyone and everything he loves. How do you cope when no one even knows you are lost? NOT a death fic! Thoughts, comments and concrit welcomed. 2nd Place 'Best Villain' in the 2015 Stealthy Stories competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,745 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Altered Realities by DarkUnderworld reviews
Although not a typical Halloween fic with ghosts and ghouls, it is just a little piece of twisted darkness for you all to enjoyXD A rescue mission to save a captured brother from the clutches of a madman...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Replaced by Sampsonknight reviews
Unlike every other normal day for Raph, something about this one starts making him feel awkward towards Donnie who seems to be acting out of character. The more the day continues, the more Raph becomes agitated, violent even to the point he questions his own sanity. Is his brother really himself or was Donnie replaced by a look alike? Or has he actually gone mad with delusions?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Glued leaves by Pebr reviews
Emotions brush past him, biting cold like winter bites the passing autumn. Everything ends. His emotions are no expectation.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2015 - Leonardo - Complete
There's This Wall by FanGirlFreak16 reviews
When Leo is up late at night, he comes across his hotheaded brother. But what does he do when his brother seems so...broken? Original fanart by xSkyeCrystalx
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Nuance by imjustpeachee reviews
Splinter's voice has always been a constant in the turtles' lives, whether as a soothing balm or a sharp reprimand. The boys have learned every nuance of their sensei's voice. Or have they?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Splinter - Complete
Second Chances by FaithfulWhispers reviews
Two brothers, worn with age, have a talk. Both are so very tired, but one even more so. However no matter how long it had been, some things never change.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
The ABC's of Turtle Tots by PrinceyAtNight28 reviews
Who doesn't love little turtle tots? Join me and my mutated friends as we explore our favorite turtles' childhood in 26 one-shots! (Third place winner of Best Chibi Turtles in 2014 Stealthy Stories Competition)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,741 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello
Broken Lullaby by Femme Fatale on Ice reviews
Song-fic, Sad-fic, Parody of Frozen's 'Do You Want to Build a Snowman' and Avril Lavrings 'Slipped Away'. Rated for Self-harm and Suicide.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Complete
Flinch by SambaShopoholic reviews
Clash of the Mutanimals AU. Shredder mind controls an unlikely turtle and he's nothing short of devastatingly effective. What's a turtle brother to do? Implied major character deaths.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Down This Path Lies Madness by Raykushi reviews
Leo's meditation brings some interesting results. Drabblefic. Written for DA's Writer Nexus March Challenge. Prompt: Alice in Wonderland
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Leonardo - Complete
Ransom and Strange Blessings by dondena reviews
A guy who works for Bishop has an eye on two of our favorite turtles. Does he want one or the other? And what is his plan in mind for the one he really wants? 2k3 verse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 57,450 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Leonardo - Complete
Eggnog by sweatercladpumpkin reviews
Leo knew from experience. When the house was lacking in Michelangelo's usual chatter, it was usually a sign that he was up to no good.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Twinkle by The Dragon's Scribe reviews
Leonardo must return from his self sentenced exile upon an ushering from April and news of his family having been broken and splintered apart. Warning for mature content. This is the follow-up to Night Skies, the AU/Crossover fan-fiction.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Darker than BLACK - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Cold Blue by Of Alphas and Airbenders reviews
"To me the thing that is worse than death is betrayal. You see, I could conceive death, but I could not conceive betrayal."—Malcolm X
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Complete
The Part That Is Hidden by Copycat472 reviews
Leonardo has always been the Fearless leader. He's never been afraid of anything or anyone. That is how he looks to his family. But this is not who Leo truly is. For years, Leo has kept every nightmare, every argument, and every injury bottled up inside. But one night, an argument with Raph goes too far and it's more than Leo can take. Is anyone going to help Leo or will he suffer?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,829 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Shake It Off by Andraia452 reviews
We've all been there, but how will Michelangelo handle it when a fan fiction story he writes receives a negative review?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
ZigZag by hummerhouse reviews
There are many hidden lessons when learning something new. One shot, 2k12 turtle tots.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Complete
Predator by Snowfun reviews
One-shot! When Leo is taken captive by the Shredder, he is forced to do his bidding by the mind control serum. Can Raph save his fearless leader in time before Leo does the most dishonorable thing ever imagined? The one thing Leo vowed to protect? Family is thicker than blood, right? Takes place just before Raph is controlled by the Shredder. TMNT 2012 version. After "Protector"
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Stamina by Reader115 reviews
Raphael should know better than to bet against Leonardo. Won 3rd place for "Best Comedy" and tied for 2nd for "Best Lewd Comedy" in 2015 fanfiction competitions. Rating due to language (cant blame it all on Raph's mouth this time, either). Possible implied Tcest. Nothing graphic. I don't own the turtles. Cover Art Certificate by silver-moon-rabbit
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
A Turtle on the Outside, a Wolf on the Inside by Sairey13 reviews
Before Yoshi got the turtles from the Pet Store, Leo was found playing with the manager's dog, who was told to be a wolf-hybrid. Right before Yoshi took the turtles away, Leo ate some of the canine's fur and when he got mutated, the mutagen somehow enhanced the inside of his body to match a wolf's behavior and abilities. NO T-CEST, LEORAI or APRITELLO!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,370 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Leonardo
Assassin series RE: Raphael's Reckoning by Askre5
80's Raphael might just have to finally come to terms with his fears towards the Demolisher when the latter abducts someone dear to him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Raphael, Monalisa]
Assassin series RE: Often you are your own best friend by Askre5
2k3-Leo talks a little about the counterparts he's so far met. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Leonardo, OC - Complete
Assassin series RE: Chaos in the Underworld by Askre5
Trouble is stirring in the Interdimensional Criminal Underground and this time it's not the assassin's fault. The so called Five Lords of the Underground are on verge of war. Will the TMNT manage to stop it before innocent people are caught in the crossfire?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,606 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Assassin series RE: The Fast Forward Story by Askre5 reviews
The Fast Forward turtles are finally going home, the time window is working and everything is set. But then the Dark Turtles attack, causing transportation not only through time but dimensional space as well.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Dark Turtles - Complete
Assassin series RE: A tale of Rogue Leonardo by Askre5 reviews
Rogue's past has always been a mystery and the foul mouthed turtle never volunteers much information about it. But the problem with the past is, it has the nasty habit to suddenly come and bite you in the butt. Well tail in this case.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, OC - Complete
Assassin series RE: The next generation by Askre5
Collection of short stories that involve the younger generation, especially the four turtle children, Michelle, Apollo, Silver and Obsidian.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,422 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, OC - Complete
Assassin series RE: The early morning by Askre5
It's a quiet morning in the lair and as usual, Leonardo wakes up first. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Leonardo, OC]
Assassin series RE: Of turtles and unstable mutagen by Askre5
The Turtles from the 80's toon 'verse are rewarded with quite a surprise when a certain someone attacks in their world. Conclusion of a plot point from Shattered Shells.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,464 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Assassin series RE: Double Encounter by Askre5 reviews
For over a year, Leonardo has been searching for his black clad counterpart who attacked him one and half year ago, but he decides to take a break from the search to spend time with his family and friends. However, as we all know, the TMNT never gets a break. EOTOK sequel.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Leonardo, OC] Donatello - Complete
Assassin series RE: Is Tony a robot? by Askre5
Silver suddenly realizes that Tony the servant always works without any complaints. Now the boy really wonders, is the only human resident of the Mansion a robot? One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, OC - Complete
Assassin series RE: At the reception by Askre5
Newly appointed General Magistrate Raphael and Deputy Magistrate Michelangelo meet someone rather interesting at the reception at the end of TNC. A humanoid turtle much like them. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Raphael, Michelangelo, OC - Complete
Assassin series RE: The Nightmare Codes by Askre5
The assassin might just be opening a can of worms he should have left unopened. The kmara codes have been activated and the turtles might just be heading towards their most trying adventure yet.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 153,284 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Assassin series RE: Triple observation by Askre5
Leonardo from the 80's toon universe goes to visit Leonardo from the 2K3 toon universe. But he's surprised to learn about his friends sudden developed attitude. As well they meet a familiar figure while on a training run. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, OC - Complete
Assassin series RE: The Son by Askre5
We find out how Assassin Leonardo discovered that Luna bore him a child. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, OC - Complete
Assassin series RE: Recording by Askre5
Magistrate Raphael finds few old records and is taken down memory lane for a bit. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Assassin series RE: Shattered but mending by Askre5
As they recover at the farmhouse from the torturous five month imprisonment at the hands of Assassin Leonardo, each of the Letter Wearing turtles must deal with the demons that still linger within them. In the meantime their own Sensei is faced with another situation. That in this world, he's not just a counterpart of one person but two.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,770 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Assassin series RE: Shattered Shells by Askre5
They thought they had seen the last of him. Then the assassin returns and this time is not just involved with turtles from another universe but another reality as well. The TMNT must help another set of TMNT turtles from the assassin's clutches.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,627 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Assassin series RE: Mystery Attacker by Askre5 reviews
Leonardo from the Next Mutation world tells about when he was once attacked by a stranger who claimed to be his counterpart. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Assassin series RE: Brothers vs Brother by Askre5 reviews
Collection of short stories that involve Assassin Leonardo and his interactions with his three brothers. Magistrate Raphael, Ninja Master Donatello and Deputy Michelangelo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Assassin series RE: A broken hero by Askre5 reviews
Three weeks ago, he disappeared. Now he has returned, broken and tormented. He tells his family what happened and about a mysterious black clad turtle calling himself 'Leonardo, Assassin and Bounty hunter'.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Leonardo - Complete
Lethal Love by Sparkling-nexis137 reviews
When Leo finds himself in the middle of a deadly love/hate triangle between Karai and a crazy mutant stalker he'll have to find a way to avoid both lethal ladies and still manage to come out in one piece.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Assassin series RE: Encounter of the offworldly kind by Askre5 reviews
Leonardo is recovering from an attack he refuses to tell about, even Splinter. As he recuperates, Raphael brings something home that distracts him and his family from their current problems. An alien boy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael, OC - Complete
Assassin series RE: When the Assassin strikes by Askre5 reviews
A year after the 2k3 TMNT encountered evil versions of two of their brothers; they learn they are not off the hook yet. Assassin Leo apparently still has his sight on a certain purple wearing ninja. Or so it seems.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Assassin series RE: Why am I here? by Askre5 reviews
Cyborg Raphael is adapting to his new life as a free Cybernetic turtle in a post-empire world. He's giant among reptiles, walking talking tank trying to find his place.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [April O'Neil, Raphael] - Complete
Assassin series RE: Debate by Askre5
Cyborg Raphael is interrogating associates of Emperor Donatello from his Turtotopia reign. However, the latest prisoner gives him more reasons than ever to be glad that Turtotopia is no more. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Raphael - Complete
Assassin series RE: Turtotopia by Askre5 reviews
Donatello switches places with an Alternative version of himself that like him is intelligent and scientifically minded but there their similarities end. AU Don is not at all a mellow turtle.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
What Hurts the Most by LadybugGirl7068 reviews
Raph is angry. No, He's furious. And he doesn't even know why, but can't bring himself to care. (mentions of character death)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
To Be Controlled by RainandSunshine09 reviews
Raphael is upset about being controlled by the Shredder. Late night conversations arise after a nightmare convinces him that he can't be trusted. Is there a way to convince him that he's not a monster? Please read and review.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Complete
Unbind Me (Three Is Better Than None) by Shelly LeBlanc reviews
"They were going to die, Donnie realized, and Raph was going to turn on him next. Master Splinter was going to lose all of his children tonight, one way or another, if Donnie didn't stop it. And he only knew of one way." Alternate Ending to S 3, Ep 16: Clash of the Mutanimals.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Tickle Torture by Askre5 reviews
Just a usual day in the lair or is it? The younger brothers just learned that cheerful older brothers might not be a good thing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Secret by RaphSai03 reviews
This story was given to me from the author Trinityzero. That author decided they weren't going to continue the story Secrets, so they gave it to me. I am Hamato Leonardo. Well, that's what they call me. To my 'brothers' I'm the honest one. Not true. Every word out of my mouth has been a lie. I've been hiding my dark side for over ten years now. But now it's ready to show.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015
Damage by Askre5 reviews
What if Raphael wasn't stopped in time when he attacks Mikey in the episode 'Meet Casey Jones'. This is at least one take on what might have happened.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
How to Annoy Your Older Brother by StarryFeathers reviews
Also known as "Why Mikey doesn't get to choose the playlist on trips". ONE SHOT
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Complete
We Don't Leave You by yukio87 reviews
Darkness and pain. Leo doesn't know how he ended in this place...Just the pain and the cold...ONE-SHOT
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Torn Up by KimiNinja03 reviews
Leo sacrifices himself to the Kraang in the place of Raph and now he's paying the price of it. Even after his family saves him Leo's different. He can't remember anything! Anything at all! Raph's an emotional wreck because of guilt, Mikey's doing his best to help Leo, Donnie's risking his health to cure Leo and Splinter…he's just trying to get his family to normal again. 3-shot!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Leonardo - Complete
SIMPLE STEPS by Lindelynia reviews
One turtle contemplates the unthinkable. Will his brothers stop him in time or will it be too late? If they are able to stop him, will they be able to pull him back from that dark place in his mind? (T for language and possible suicide. Stand alone one-shot. Replacement for Free Falling.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Threads by Diporae reviews
2k12 'verse. After interrupting a ritual Raphael finds himself transforming. The typically brooding turtle now finds utter bliss and power literally at his fingertips. Bound to both his duty and his brothers, our hero will find himself faced with impossible choices and the enigma of insanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,391 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Protector by Snowfun reviews
As Leo sits down on the couch in their newly remade lair, he should be happy. But a thought he had pushed into the back of his mind, slowly pops up. And like lightning to a tree, Leo realizes that it is more real than meets the eye... Takes place after the episode: Casey Jones vs. The Underworld
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Leonardo - Complete
Bad Day by EmilyGrace18 reviews
After a frustrating morning, Leo leaves the lair by himself, only to discover his day is about to get much, much worse. Selected first place in the 2015 TMNT fanfic competition for "Best Leo" and second place for "Best Drama."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,281 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Complete
Penance by petthekat reviews
When a lab accident leaves Donnie unrecognizable, the turtles decide to use it to their advantage by infiltrating Shredder's Foot Clan and getting a cure for Karai. However, as the effects of Donnie's change grow more pronounced, April begins to wonder whether the real Donnie will ever get back to them... or if he'll be lost to this dark new life. Cover Art by Triacylglycerol.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,624 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Donatello, April O'Neil] [Leonardo, Karai] - Complete
Stay for a moment by Pebr reviews
Leo thinks about it all the time. Is it because of something he did? Rated M for self-harm (at least mentions of it.)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Leonardo - Complete
Fix Us by Letheanlove reviews
After discovering Leo's dark secret, Raphael doesn't know how to handle his own emotions. / Mentions of self harm. Feedback welcome.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Raphael - Complete
Through Someone Else's Words by Leah by Michelangelo reviews
One-shot. Leonardo and Raphael have a conflict that ends up being a very interesting look into Raph's thinking. Something is bothering the red-masked hot head and Leo is slowly growing more and more concerned. Can the eldest turtle figure out the meaning of his brother's behavior? It seems they can relate easier through the use of proverbs.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
My Honor by dondena reviews
The turtles have been caught by the Foot. Leo is paying the price to keep his brothers safe, but will he survive the price? 2k3 verse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,807 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Always cold by Pebr reviews
Heavily inspired by a scene from the movie "The Abyss." Raph and Leo are trapped in a leaking submarine, and the cold water isn't merciful.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
I hate you, but don't forget I love you by Leah by Michelangelo reviews
One-shot: Raphael and Leonardo ponder their constant use of the words 'I hate you' in their arguments and how they have grown apart over the years. Each reflects on times when their fights got out of hand, and both wonder how they can possibly bridge the gap that has grown between them. Can they do so before its too late? Assuming it isn't already...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
We All Fall Down by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
In a brutal battle with the Shredder, Leonardo is the only one to escape unscathed. Now, the leader is forced to watch the consequences. And they are deadly.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Complete
The Newest Teen Titan by Blue Seidr reviews
After a huge argument with Raph, Leo goes to Jump City to meet up with his best friend Raven, who he met one night meditating. He is soon accepted into the fold and becomes the newest Titan, and his little break becomes a bit longer. But when old figures from his past resurface, well, it can't be good.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Raven, Leonardo
Feeling by AriMarvelUniverse reviews
He'd been programmed not to feel, not to ever feel anything ever, because he was a shield, a weapon. But even weapons, even shields need to feel. The pain was pain, yes, but it was so much more. Self Harm, cutting, suicidal thoughts, blood play, angst, depression.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Leonardo
The Leader in Blue by AnamariaJovel reviews
[Set in 2012]: A "Dream Beavers" One-Shot. This is a variation on Leo's dream, and what Dire Dream Beaver does within Leo's mind. Beware, things do get crazy in Leo's mind as his worst nightmares are revealed...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Leonardo - Complete
Gone by Nutella Swirl reviews
Sequel to "Tumbling." It had been too late. Way too late. Because he had slipped into the darkness, never to return again.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Leonardo - Complete
You're Toast by flikaroo reviews
[Oneshot] All Michelangelo had to do was deliver an antique toaster to April's store before the grand re-opening. Should be easy right? But when he finally arrives the only thing his surprised brother can say is, "Mikey, what have you been doing?" Based on the 2003 series.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Michelangelo - Complete
Merry Christmas, Mikey by KimiNinja03 reviews
Michelangelo suddenly decides he wants the family to celebrate Christmas by way of a Christmas Eve party, but the guys aren't going for it, still distracted by the Kraang. So he decides to surprise them. What happens when their bickering ruins everything Mikey did for them? (2012 universe, one-shot) MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Tumbling by Nutella Swirl reviews
All the mistakes he'd made came tumbling at him, crushing him into nothingness. He knew nothing could save him. They knew, too. But they still tried.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Leonardo - Complete
Rend and Forswear by LadyoftheShield reviews
When Slash kidnaps Raphael, Casey and Leonardo are forced to search for him in a dark underworld of booby traps and ugly truths. AU re-write of 'Newtralized'. No pairings.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael, Casey J., Slash/Spike - Complete
Vegetarian by Flylo-13 reviews
One-shot! This is a random story I came up with while writing my other story, it's about how Leo became a vegetarian! I know sounds boring but the idea seemed cool!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Leonardo - Complete
O-K-A-Y by Pimino reviews
Michelangelo critiques Donnie's way of words. A humorous one-shot set in the 2k12 'verse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Not What It Looks Like by emmelienxd reviews
'He has no choice, he has to do it... but it's so big and it wil go all the way inside me... Donnie please be gentle... I'm not ready for this yet...' Reader beware! Can you see past the obvious? Or do you just have a nasty mind? Test yourself now.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
A Moment and a Leader by TJHECTOR reviews
"It all happened in a moment. We've been practicing these skills all our lives, but in a real fight you only got one moment to determine your fate. It's just not fair." –Leo couldn't stop questioning himself after failing to protect his brother in a battle. But he forgot something—you don't always have to face your demons alone. A one-shot starring Leo & Raph. Brotherly-bond stuff.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
TMNT Described by dondena reviews
One shot. Just words used to describe each turtle using the letters of their names.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Complete
My Brother Hates Me by unicorn-vomit reviews
'My brother hates me.' How many people have typed that single heartbreaking sentence that it should appear in the suggested list on Google? Unable to back away the blue cladded turtle selected it. Only to feel his throat clog.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Brother, Interrupted by Taisi reviews
"There's nothing," Leo heard him sob wetly, and he could imagine the rage in Raphael's green eyes and the grief in Donnie's, but he didn't turn to see. Instead he bundled Mikey up even tighter, pressed his cheek to the top of Mikey's head, and murmured low and sure, "There's us. There's always us." (2K12.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Tickle Target by HardyGal reviews
Mikey is in the mood for a game. So are his brothers. Poor Leo. (Stealthy Stories 2014 Nominee: Best Overall Story)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
How To Properly Use A Toaster by TheOneThatGotAway99 reviews
[For prompt 072 - Fixed for the Stealthy Stories 100 prompt challenge. One-shot] After the fifth time in one week that the toaster, broken in one way or another, found its way into Donnie's lab, the guys came into the kitchen to find this note taped to the silvery exterior.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Donatello - Complete
The Favor by Flynne reviews
When Casey's in a bind, Leo's the one he turns to for help...much to Leo's dismay. "So whaddaya say, Leo? Can you help me?" "Uh...Casey, I really don't think I'm the right person to ask. Why don't you ask Raph?" "Come on, you know I can't ask HIM. I'd never hear the end of it."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Complete
You're Not Alone, Mikey by unicorn-vomit reviews
Mikey does something terrible to himself and rushes to Leonardo for reassurance and comfort, even though he is hesitant when he fears the Leader may hate him. OneShot and Fluff
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Entrance into Darkness by mo.texas55 reviews
Sooooo...Does the Shredder not know that there's a gaping hole in one of his windows? Very short.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Shredder - Complete
Will You Stay? by f3296 reviews
After a traumatizing experience, all Leonardo wants is to have Karai's heart. If Michelangelo can help with that, will he stay? One-shot Dark drabble
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Karai - Complete
Cider by AngelDormais reviews
In which sons are discussed and apple cider is not green tea, but still enjoyable. Drabblet.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Splinter, Casey Jones - Complete
Fast Forward: A World Without Big Brother by Emi The Ninja reviews
Dyslexia AND slow updates/: The guys and Splinter are transported 100 years into the future...but what about Leo? is he with them or is he...something else?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Raphael, Cody Jones, Splinter, Leonardo - Complete
Honor Bound by Dead Hero reviews
Words will stay with always stay with, healing or breaking. Death can set you free, but it's irreversible. And Honor...is forever.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
The Tragedy of Perfection: Feelings Disappear by The Dragon's Scribe reviews
To be perfect, he needed to separate himself from the distractions. He knew that he couldn't be their brother and their leader. Now a multi-chapter following "The Tragedy of Perfection". Leocentric.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,668 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Splinter
Curiosity Leads to Tears by Fan of U reviews
"I-hiccup-hate this! I hate it!"He growled again and glared at thin air.'I'm going to make them pay. They're so going to regret doing this to me.'
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Never Forget by Shadow-Star Hatake reviews
Two years ago I killed my brother. Neither by my hands nor weapons but by my words. Actions have consequences and because of me, he died believing everyone hated him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
I'd Rather Lose My Sight Then Lose You by Emi The Ninja reviews
Leo/Donnie fluff, brief Raph/Mikey moment but it's fluffy :)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Savior by Dead Hero reviews
"You're not going to jump." "Yes I am." When Leo is driven to the edge of sanity, he's prepared to end it. The only thing stopping him is mysterious little boy that comes out of nowhere. Warning: Might contain triggers- suicidal intentions and cutting/self harm/hurt
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Life of Klunk by Who am I. I'm the Void reviews
Klunk's POV during "Scion of the Shredder" and "Prodigal Son". Requested by AdenaWolf. TMNT 2K3-verse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Klunk - Complete
Meditation by Blue Seidr reviews
Raven meditates. Leo meditates. Only makes sense that one day they meet on the Astral Plane.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Raven, Leonardo - Complete
Swallowed by Darkness by adriennett reviews
It's believed that there's a dark and foreign self in every person and darkness is a place that awakens this agressive stranger. We balance all our lives on the verge of sanity and insanity, and the claws of darkness are able to grab our mind to swallow us. "Hungry. Hungry for meat. Thirsty. Thirsty for blood."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Wanna Play? by sonicfan1990 reviews
A brother in the lair feels a little bit disappointed when another brother turns down his invitation to play a game he likes, but his disappointment soon turns into delight when a different brother gives him the greatest of surprises. Set in the 2012 universe, and the turtles are ten years old. Disclaimer: I do not own TMNT, just my imagination.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
The Honor Games by Angst Splatter reviews
Years ago, when Ch'rell took over, he created sick entertainment known as The Honor Games where children kill each other in order to obtain honor for themselves. Today is Reaping Day and fate is determined that a certain turtle must be drawn. Not everyone agrees. Perhaps it's time for the turtles to take fate into their own hands. A Hunger Games AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Drabbles In a Milk Bowl by TheOneThatGotAway99 reviews
A series of (sorta) drabbles all about Klunk! Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they are clever and their claws sharp. (Under 500 word drabbles to brighten my sisters' day) Chapter 1 - Tesseract Cat / What can you do when a teleporting cat decides it REALLY wants your attention? / Chapter 2 - Meowditation / Sometimes, meditating can be hard when a cat is staring at you.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Klunk
Sleep Is For Cats by Zarius reviews
Leonardo is hearing voices, but duty calls...what weighs heavily on his mind, and can he put it to bed?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Complete
The Edge of Insanity by GirlInASuit reviews
After his return from Central America, his mind is disturbed with hallucinations. He isn't sure if he is sane or insane; his mind's dancing on the ledge of sanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Leonardo - Complete
Fearless Leader by The Fangirl92 reviews
How did Leonardo get his nickname?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
TMNT: Mafioso by Graveyard-Shift Writer reviews
Splinters dead, Michaelangelo is the leader of the Dragon-Foot clan, Leonardo is a bartender, Raphael is a loan-shark and Donatello's gone rogue turtle. Anything else? Oh, well Casey and April own a nightclub if it means anything. Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,245 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Complete
Slope by AngelDormais reviews
every night, his mind spins in the stars. s4.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
I Don't Want You Hurt by supermariolover56 reviews
A horrible incident with the Foot leaves Leonardo with painful nightmares, and unrelenting stress. Can Donatello soothe his big brothers worries, and relieve him of his stress? Pretty bad summary. But I was never the best at the "Summary writing" thing. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Night Skies by The Dragon's Scribe reviews
After the disappearance of Leo and the death of Master Splinter, Raphael tries to keep a catatonic Mikey and a raving Don together. Why are the stars falling? More importantly, what happens when agents of blood thirsty organizations are chasing the turtles down?{Based on "DTB" universe. No DTB characters. No prior knowledge of DTB needed} Coverart by Nye/Turtleficlibrary.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Darker than BLACK - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,142 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Personality Problems by BurnThoseEyesBlue reviews
The brothers make bets with each other that they cannot switch each other's personalities around for one week. Yeah, like that's ever going to work! Welcome to the Hamato family, REVERSED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Name's by Turtle-TotCrazy reviews
Mikey, Is having trouble pronouncing his bro's names's, So Leo decides to help him. Also with the help of Don and Raph. Turtle Tot fic!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Michelangelo, Leonardo] Donatello, Raphael - Complete
No by hummerhouse reviews
Raph claims to hate kids, which is probably why April didn't tell him her plans in advance. One shot. 2k3. Mild language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Forbidden by Mendeia reviews
Series of related one-shots. It isn't just Master Splinter who tries to enforce rules in the lair...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Tragic Hero by Kitty-Guardian Dorothy reviews
Tragic hero: A protagonist with a tragic past. Very AU. Only three of the five remain. Two remain in hiding while the third hunts them down. Michaelangelo, now bitter, raises a warrior to destroy his hated enemy, who was once a loved family member.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,633 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Here Comes Turtle Santa! by Smile-I'mTheEndOfAllThatYouSee reviews
Here comes Mikey! Here comes Mikey! Right down Santa Clause Lane. He's got a stolen truck filled with toys for orphan boys and girls. Now he has to explain to his brothers where he was during Christmas Eve. Takes place after the 2k3 series episode The Christmas Aliens.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Raphael's Reason by Skipper917 reviews
Another night, another fight. This fight wasn't with the punks on the street or the criminals of everyday life, but with my big bro, Leo. I just wish he'd see my side for a change. One-shot!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Raphael - Complete
Semantic Satiation by AngelDormais reviews
Be truthful, now. Or do even you believe your lies?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Drag Me Down Alternate Ending by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
As promised, here is the alternate ending to Drag Me Down
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Drag Me Down by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
They thought they had defeated him. They thought they had gotten rid of him. They thought they were finally at peace. But you can't outrun the devil, no matter how fast you go...Diego has finally gotten what he's always wanted- a body. So how are Leo, Don and Mikey supposed to kill Diego now, when he is possessing their brother?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Why? by UltimateisUltimate reviews
Concept for "The Dark Prince"
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Something Old, Something New by MusicGeek764 reviews
*2012 'verse* After a raid on TCRI goes wrong, Leo is transported ten years into the future, where Shredder and the Foot rule with an iron fist. Leo must fight to find a way home, but things get complicated when he learns this futures darkest secret... *Rating for violence and mild language*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,962 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Leonardo, Splinter, April O'Neil, Shredder - Complete
Like breathing by Pebr reviews
Leonardo forgets to breathe. Donatello tries to remind him. / There's hurt but about the comfort I'm not so sure..
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Lungs of smoke by Pebr reviews
Leonardo dreams of burning. The thing is – he is burning. Mentions of death.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Kitty Discipline by SubtleBubbles reviews
A brief oneshot on the night Mikey brought Klunk home. Leo's allergies get worse months after the fact- can Klunk stay?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Klunk - Complete
The Tragedy of Perfection by The Dragon's Scribe reviews
Being the oldest, he felt responsible for everything. His brothers came first every time, even when it cost him everything—including himself. Leocentric one-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Effluence by AngelDormais reviews
The old places always find him, but this time, he bleeds. Drabblet.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Go FIsh by The Dragon's Scribe reviews
A game of "Go Fish", Vodka, sexual innuendos, and some accusations between Raphael and Leonardo. Rated "M" for Raph's potty mouth.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Fear not the Night: Release by The Dragon's Scribe reviews
Leonardo and Naito begin their search for hints and clues of the Binary Butcher, a grisly serial killer who slices up his victims, carves binary messages into their skin, and leaves them alive for anyone to find. (Set after Fear not the Night and the first installment, Fear not the Night: Bottled.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Let Me In by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
Sequel to Hear Me Scream. Three weeks after the horror the turtles faced in the sewers, they are in a desperate need for a distraction. Going out to the old farmhouse for a few weeks for a little R&R is sure to help them relax more, right? Well, that is, until they realize that something's followed them, something with deadly intentions. And it's not happy. Not happy at all…
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Raphael, Casey Jones - Complete
Alone In A Storm by TheOneThatGotAway99 reviews
The rooftops sped by in a blur. His feet pounded the floor in sync to his heartbeat, both steadily gaining as he pushed himself to go faster. The footsteps behind him grew in number. The clouds shifted in the night sky, blocking out the moon's light. He stopped at the edge of the roof and knew the time for running had passed. [one-shot; rated T for blood; art by Sneefee]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Dentata by AngelDormais reviews
Brush every day. Floss regularly. And keep your fists up in a fight. I assure you - if you don't want them, someone else does.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
The trial by FoxKid1302 reviews
Leo tries to overcome his biggest weakness.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Leonardo
The Remains of Leonardo Hamato by Lunexa reviews
Just a little one shot of Leonardo and the remains of his sanity (I don't own TMNT)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Fear Not the Night: Bottled by The Dragon's Scribe reviews
First One-shot in the installment of Fear Not the Night. Leo and Naito have worked together over the past few months and things are settling as they continue to work together in their hunting of serial murderers. However, tensions begin to rise as another serial killer rises up in New York.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Texting for the First Time by MeHihihihihihihi reviews
Mikey discovers texting on his tPhone and decides to strike up a conversation through text to Donnie. During the text, he freely shares what is going on in his goofy head. Donnie tries to explain texting to Mikey. The conversation gets out of hand and a little goofy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Different Tastes by Arcaninelover77 reviews
According to Donnie, April is the most beautiful girl in the world. According to Leo, it's Karai. See what happens when these two brothers get into a disagreement about whose lady love is better. Apritello vs. Leorai: 2k12! ALL BASHING IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! I'm serious guys, I love both couples and characters. Please don't take this as legitimate bashing!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, April O'Neil, Karai - Complete
Some Nights by Flynne reviews
Missing scenes from the 2k3 Ninja Tribunal story arc. A series of one-shots focusing both on April and the Turtles. Final chapter: Carry On. "So...what now, Fearless?" "Now...things get back to normal, I guess." "That bad, huh?"
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,871 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
Letter to the Unbreakable Heart by DauntlessAdrenaline reviews
Inspired by an amazing reader of mine and the awesome song by Three Days Grace. NOT a songfic, and rated for suicidal themes. Leo contemplates what he has to live for, and decides to write his ideas down.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Leonardo - Complete
Winter's Curse by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
During an especially cold winter, Casey invites the turtles out to the farmhouse, and out of the frozen sewers. During an early morning walk, Raphael soon finds out that it may have been safer to stay in the sewers…
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Leonardo, Raphael, Casey Jones - Complete
Colorblind by StillThunder86 reviews
*Sequel to White* Leonardo has brought the captive home broken, bruised and mentally shattered. Can the love of the family reclaim the one they lost?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,235 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
A Ninja Startled by 1234BlueLagoon reviews
In hindsight, it was bound to happen to April sooner or later.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2013 - April O'Neil - Complete
Phobia by Driftstar - Wielder of Cesaret reviews
Playing Doctor Donnie isn't easy when your brother is afraid of needles...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Woodwork by Angst Splatter reviews
Leo and Raph just want to have a serious conversation regarding the Shredder, but these interruptions make it hard to do so.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
A Broken Arm by Sparkle Girl 1998 reviews
What will you do when your brother's arms break? on the 2012 series. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Enough by notawordsmith reviews
A typical day, a brother goes on the rampage and tears up the dojo, and another brother goes in to help. But what happens when the roles are reversed, and the hothead is Leo, and the one to make it right is Raphael? When is enough, enough? Written for the one I love most in the whole world. Rated M for Raph's foul mouth. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Follow the Leader by KatLeePT reviews
Leonardo must decide rather or not he'll continue as leader after they lose one of their own. Drabble. Character Death.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Leonardo, Splinter - Complete
The Ninja Mask by 1234BlueLagoon reviews
Raphael is stuck in a closet with an unconscious brother, and with an assassin outside. The assassin, however, is only interested in his brother. And there seems to be only one way to get his attention.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Hear Me Scream by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
Something, or someone, is slowly turning the turtles insane, and slowly tearing them apart. But what has Master Splinter got to do with all of this? And just what, or who, exactly, is he hiding from the turtles? What is the secret Master Splinter has been hiding from them all their lives? The answer, may just be in their blood...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,578 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
Hiccup by MusicRocks26 reviews
Even the smallest, most insignificant things in everyday life can lead to terrible mistakes. Leo was about to learn this lesson firsthand. NOT CHARACTER DEATH. NO SLASH. Just so you know. Rated for blood. COMPLETE!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Duel by StarryFeathers reviews
There are always breaking points and you never want to be in the middle when they happen. Don's POV
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Redux by vacant houses reviews
One shot. Horror fic. Leonardo is insane. And dead. Unfortunately he is the only one who doesn't know it. Very dark and possibly mind-breaking. Also; a metaphor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Leonardo, Agent Bishop - Complete
No Escape by dondena reviews
Leo has a fight with Raph, goes out for some air, and then is captured by the Foot. What will be the outcome? 2k3 verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,378 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Leonardo - Complete
The Mark by Leo's Katanas reviews
Training with the ninja tribunal is hard, but Leonardo does not know half of it. That is until a accident leaves Leo with a pernament reminder that life can never be easy... Newly rated for use of swearing!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Leonardo - Complete
Silence by poptropican reviews
Alone in darkness, I stand. Thump, the body falls.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Leonardo - Complete
Toasters Are Racist by OfficiallyNobody reviews
...because they just are. In which Leo contemplates, Raph is massively confused, Don loses faith in the sanity of the Hamato clan, Splinter admits defeat for the hundredth time, and April, Casey, and Leatherhead aren't sure how to react. Oh, and Mikey is highly amused by all of it. Pure humor; do not take seriously under the risk of losing your sanity.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Leonardo - Complete
TMNT Blood drops by mistyrose224 reviews
A oneshot.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Encounters: Leo and the Streetwalker by hummerhouse reviews
You can't live in a city of over 8 million people without interacting with a few of them. Rated for violence, language, and sexual innuendo. One shot. Part of a collection; for more, see "Encounters: Raph and the Runaways", "Encounters: Don and the Cabbie", and "Encounters: Mikey and the Housewife".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Leonardo - Complete
Four Turtles, a Rat and a Baby by Gemdrive reviews
A companion piece for Leo, the Mob and the Baby. ONESHOT. A 'what if they did keep the kid' short story, since so many asked for it. Not really much to it, just some turtles and a baby and a reminder to all mums out there of just how little sleep we all got when our kids were young and the fun they gave us on occasion.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Leonardo - Complete
Where is he? by notawordsmith reviews
A turn up for the books, Mikey's the wise one, and teaches Leo a lesson he won't soon forget! A short fic full of brotherly fluff. When someone goes, are they ever really gone? One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Dealing With The Aftermath by OfficiallyNobody reviews
Everyone's been walking on eggshells around Leo after the events of the 2007 movie, but that hasn't stopped Don, Raph, and Mikey from fighting with each other. And one day, Leo reaches the point where he's had enough. Storming from the Lair in a rare show of anger, what kind of trouble will he get into before his brothers find him? And what happens afterward?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Leonardo
Leo's Greatest Fear by Emi The Ninja reviews
part 2 in 'Greatest Fear' series, Leo leads his brother into a fight with the Purple Dragons but a bomb seperates the brothers, now Leo is in a state of grief and panic, is his brothers alright?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Raph's Greatset Fear by Emi The Ninja reviews
Raph has a nightmare, and who will be there to calm him down? BIG BRO LEO! :3 part 1/4 in 'Greatest Fear' serie 1st try
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Concealed by Necro13 reviews
Au. What if Leonardo had been raised by the shredder? How would everything change? Nominated for Best AU in the 2010&2011 TMNT Fanfiction Competition.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,840 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Slip by notawordsmith reviews
What would happen if Leo slipped? Slipped with his blade, his ultimate control, his emotions? To Raph of all people? An interesting thought I tried to put in words. We all slip, is it as fatal as it sounds? T rated for swearing and blood. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Family Meeting by TMNTLittleTomboy reviews
Master Splinter calls a family meeting and its not what the Turtles expect. read and find out!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Splinter - Complete
Into The Darkness by Jettrooper12 reviews
When something goes terribly wrong in Don's lab, It sends them into a dark and sinister place. The turtles have to find there way back home, But it seems impossible when they're being followed by their worst fear. R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,594 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Migraine by 44TayLo reviews
One-Shot. Leo gets a migraine, and odd events ensue. Catwoman is drooled over, Harry Potter is quoted, and secrets are divulged. I suck at summaries. Please R&R.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Home by notawordsmith reviews
"I wanna go home." What on earth would ever make Raph cry such fateful words? To Leo of all people? Growing up is hard, and sometimes we just wish we could go home. One Shot. Rated T for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
LEONARDO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Goddess of Idun reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a LEONARDO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
All Hope is Gone by Jettrooper12 reviews
The Ninja Turtles have never faced anything like this. And without Leo there to help...All hope seems gone R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,548 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
On the Subject of KoolAid by Elphaba-Rose reviews
In which Michelangelo deviously outwits his Fearless Leader.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Stumbling in Fog by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Crossover: set in Silent Hill. Leonardo wakes up in the back of a crashed van. As he searches for Michelangelo, he fears that the town is not entirely deserted. No pairings. Disturbing imagery and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Kaizen by UnderWaterUnicorn reviews
What happens when there is two different sides of you, and that one side wants out? Will you be strong enough to protect your family from him, or will you fail? Will your family try and help or will they run and hide? New summary
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,941 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Revenge on Leo by dondena reviews
A girl in the Foot sees Leo kill one of the Foot, now wants revenge. 2k3 verse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Home by BlowMyHeartUp reviews
Leo can't sleep.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
For the Family by dakhtar reviews
Stumbling through a warpath of his own creation, Raphael has one thing and one thing only on his mind - get to his big brother, Leonardo, in time. Doesn't matter if Leo's doing ok, or if his need makes no sense - Raph is going to do anything to get there.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Stay Out by StarryFeathers reviews
Sometimes you really wish, in retrospect, that you had put a lock on your door...ONESHOT
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Gone by notawordsmith reviews
What's gone? Who's gone? This is the one time Donnie couldn't save a life, but he's cool with that, he's calling it even. Now if only he could get Leo to stop screaming about it. *one shot*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
The World I Know by DuckiePray reviews
A humiliating defeat sends one turtle into a downward spiral of contemplation and despair. "What's the point in fighting for them, when there isn't any hope for us? Choosing to be on their side doesn't force them to be on ours."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,209 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Tattoo by Simone Robinson reviews
"-I've never understood the pictures drawn into the flesh. They decorate, they fabricate, they re-create themselves. Up their arms and down their backs, the ink lines cross like mesh.-" Donatello has a different kind of tattoo that he wears.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Donatello - Complete
Little Brother, Big Decision by Fati Sasspants reviews
Mikey asked Raph to invite him to hang out with Casey, but now that he's sitting in Casey's living room watching Raph set up thousands of red plastic cups, he's not so sure anymore, and decides to call Leo for advice. Dialog-fic of Mikey's first drink.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Sentient by Simone Robinson reviews
"-Leonardo had never been exactly afraid of the dark. He was a ninja. Ninja's needed the dark. Sometimes, though, he could feel the unease pushing past his defenses when everything was still and black.-" In a power outage, the fragile balance is broken.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
White by StillThunder86 reviews
Bad plan, his brother said. Stupid plan. Going like this. In public. Unarmed. Outnumbered. Alone...Desperate.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
A Bit of a Snag by JinxBlade reviews
Leonardo gets himself into a tight spot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Wake up and smell the coffee by notawordsmith reviews
Don thinks Raph needs to be taught a lesson, but who really ends up being taught? -COFFEE CHALLENGE- Watch out guys, Raph's on the warpath! **One shot** Raph's POV
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Dumb Luck by terrapintarts reviews
It's just an ordinary night out for Raphael: one brother is bleeding, the other two brothers are no help at all, and he's stuck in a cop car. So of course the only person who can help him now is...Casey Jones? Rated for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Raphael, Casey Jones - Complete
Baby of mine by notawordsmith reviews
It's the end of the day, and Leo's tired. He should be chewing Mikey a new one, but what stops him? LPOV. First ever song fic, have a peek and see what you think!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Stakeout by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo and Raph sit in a car and philosophize about sexy music, migraines and gross viral videos. Just a character rant to get me through the day.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
The Shadow by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo inadvertently strikes a bargain with a mysterious being and must find a way to stop it before it claims one of his brothers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,690 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
No Trust by Moonsetta reviews
What act would be unforgivable?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
Pristine by Angst Splatter reviews
The cloth swipes the sword over and over again. Back and forth, back and forth. But nothing can block out the past.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Dirty Minds by CNightJoy reviews
Renet visits April, and Casey can't help but over hear their conversation...and badly misinterprets what he hears.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Renet, Casey Jones - Complete
Finally Home by little.tel reviews
'07 Movie Just a short little OneShot. - Leo's thoughts after the fight on the roof and when he's rescued.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Not Forks by Laughter's Tears reviews
April is just moving into the Lair after the Mouser incident. Already her new hosts are wearing on her sanity. Will she be able to get them to stop fighting amongst themselves? Or will she become part of the problem?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - April O'Neil - Complete
Silence is Golden by EntropyMage reviews
Leo's cranky, and Mike has a death wish. Rated for a swear word.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
How Do We Kill Leo Tomorrow? by Moonsetta reviews
Sequel to "How Do We Kill Leo Today?" Well…the producers wanted to get a head start on the next episode…Poor Leo. My 60th story! YAY!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
A Simple Falmunction by Moonsetta reviews
The 1987 Donatello looses his personality modifier ray when something goes wrong during an experiment. It lands in the 2k3 world. Chaos is ensured when it hits Mikey, Don, Raph and Splinter. What will Leo do? Especially, when the Shredder is blasted?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
A Brother, A Shield by Moonsetta reviews
As Raph and Leo lay unconscious, Don and Mikey discuss the kind of protectors they are to them and their styles of protection. Later...GASP! The fighting between the two eldest, it was trick all along? O-O
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
A Stupid Question by Polaris'05 reviews
THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
What You've Always Wanted by Moonsetta reviews
This is the story where Raph finally becomes the leader of the TMNT. Will Leo follow or is there something not being said?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
How Do We Kill Leo Today? by Moonsetta reviews
New recruits meet with their boss to plan the next episode. Honestly, hasn’t fate run out of ways to kill this poor turtle? Maybe, then again, maybe not…
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Choosing by Polaris'05 reviews
Karai can hurt me, torment me, deceive me, kill me… but she cannot make me choose. It’s the typical enemy plot, to offer the chance to save one brother and only one. The choice is easy: there IS no choosing. No longer a oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
The Blame Game by Kyaserin Marii reviews
Sequel to Deceitful Betrayal. They say that revenge is sweet. Most of the time it is a bitter pill to swallow.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,761 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Donatello, Leonardo
Bonds of Brothers by Amicitia Revenant reviews
The Turtles are all tied up. How are they going to get loose?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Nine One One by Demi4yah reviews
The guys rescue a girl. They decide to call for an ambulance.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Scared Silly by StarryFeathers reviews
Sometimes movie night just gets out of hand...ONESHOT
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010
Which is yet to be discussed by Pinguin1993 reviews
Don makes a test to confirm their ages. And finds out: Mike is actually the oldest brother! What effects will this have on the family? Will Mike take the leader role from Leo? Funny. Mikey POV. Rated for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Porn Mag by Eggstasy reviews
Mikey gets busted. Don reminds Leo that he is the most powerful turtle.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
One Day Too Late by RubyDracoGirl reviews
Songfic. A nightmare teaches Leo a lesson.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
A Break by MySynonym reviews
How do you heal a break? Can you fix it alone?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Lullaby by Lovat reviews
Leonardo could only save one brother; one of three, and condemn the rest to death. /2010 Best Angst/Tragedy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Broken Glass by StarryFeathers reviews
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me". Leo shows up at April's badly injured, but its not the wounds she sees that are bothering him...can she mend his hurt?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Leonardo, April O'Neil - Complete
Lack of Sleep by StarryFeathers reviews
Over a week has past since Leo last slept...Leo finally gets to sleep...when Mike goes to check on him...will he be doomed?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Splinter's Birthday by Mewfem reviews
A perfect gift for Master Splinter
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
The Fool by AngelDormais reviews
Temptations are many in those who suppress them most. Darkness seeps into the marrow of those who live it. The world turns, and the Fool's journey is complete. Halloween '09
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Leonardo - Complete
A Painful Lesson by raphfreak reviews
Captured and put through horrible torture, one brother makes sure his pain his shared with certain family members.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Desperation by yoyo-anarchy reviews
Leonardo is somewhat spoilt for entertainment when a run-in with the Purple Dragons leaves him temporarily incapacitated. Family schmoop.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Leo's Practice by StarryFeathers reviews
Raph wakes up late one night and on his way to get a glass of water he discovers a talent he didn't know Leo had. Songfic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Invincible by Willowfly reviews
Life never used to be like this, used to take such a heavy tole. But things are different now. The walls are getting thicker, understanding's getting harder, and the dark is growing darker. In our minds we've become invincible. But still, we can broken.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,292 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
At Last by gypsywriter135 reviews
All he wanted was some peace and quiet... but perhaps that was asking to much considering he lived with three younger brothers who were slowly driving him mad. And being cooped up for a week didn't help matters at all, either.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Leonardo - Complete
Monster by MengPoNiang reviews
In which we see what keeps Leonardo awake at night...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Leonardo - Complete
Anger Clouds the Mind by Robina reviews
All that fighting had to start somewhere. Pre-canon. Written for a drabble community on LJ.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Shadow Demon by Kyaserin Marii reviews
An evil parasite has been feeding on mankind for thousands of years. Every twenty five years it must find a host and a sacrifice. It has found what it needs under the streets of New York.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Fear, or Lack Thereof by GraceSolo reviews
What is fear, really? Everyone has fears, but do you let them control you, or do you control them?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Family Portrait by Kallasilya reviews
Oneshot, giftfic for Sneefee! In which there is fluff, inane discussion, brotherly moments, more fluff, and a truly terrible movie playing on TV.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
About Those Masks by Goblin Cat KC reviews
A KC drabble. April asks them why they wear their masks. A loud conversation follows.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - April O'Neil, Raphael - Complete
Deceitful Betrayal by Kyaserin Marii reviews
Leonardo and Raphael would do anything for their family. Would one go too far?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,303 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
If the Prince never comes by RiverBlue92 reviews
When Mike compares Leo to Sleeping Beauty the comparison hits home. Part 3 of my fairy tale saga for the boys!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Double Vision by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Leo likes to think he understands his family, but some things simply don’t make sense, even to him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
What Happens In Captivity by tFantasyFan reviews
Captivity just got a little more interesting. Dialogue-fic, small amount of language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Of Desperation and Grief by Starlighttwinkle reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP. I am frustrated. Frustrated with my incompetence, frustrated with my family, frustrated with my weakness, and frustrated... frustrated with him. With my brother. - Grief is a funny thing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,994 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Two Brothers by Rachel McN reviews
Raphael and Leonardo are captured. How do they deal with captivity? And will they both survive to ever see the light again? This is my first time writing Raph in first person - hope you enjoy
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
The Hunt Is On! by Rachel McN reviews
An upside-down, pendulum-swinging Raphael, and a purple-coated Donatello. Master Splinter and Leonardo are out foraging. Michaelangelo is a dead turtle – a very dead turtle. Just wait till Raph and Don get their hands on him…
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
OCD by flavumetrubrum reviews
The guys are playing cards. A strange conversation takes place.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Reflection of the Nexus by SavirtriXLeo reviews
CAN'T YOU READ THE TITLE. Better Summary inside. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Bottled Up by Deep Metal reviews
After the capture of the assassin Kojima, Miyamoto Usagi still feels the burden of Leonardo's anger. But will he truly convince Leonardo not to walk down the path of darkness or will that decision be up to Leo himself?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Leonardo - Complete
Roadside Assistance by Demi4yah reviews
One day, I received a not so typical call that I will never forget.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Not Only in Movies by Demi4yah reviews
Who says these kind of things don't work?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Old by flavumetrubrum reviews
After an incident while fighting the Foot, Master Splinter wonders if he has become too old to be a ninja.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Splinter, Leonardo - Complete
War of the Shadows by Willowfly reviews
Caught in the throes of an epic battle between worlds, the turtles' lives are changed forever. An tale of unwavering hope, unimaginable suffering, the injustices of war, and the unbreakable bond between brothers that prevails over all. Darkfic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,447 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Games in the Dark by Demi4yah reviews
There are some video games that you shouldn't play in the dark
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Say Goodnight Not Goodbye by Bunny MacCool reviews
Fast Forward timeline ----He didn’t like it here. Not really. Walking right out in the daylight and conversing with the folk on the street … that was not his world. He was made for shadows and stealth ... and solitude. Leo-centric.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Leonardo, Cody Jones - Complete
Problem Solving by Goblin Cat KC reviews
The theft of Donatello's old math books brings past hurts to light, as Donatello discovers that the thief is Leonardo. Genfic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Fukushuu by Cynlee reviews
Turtle tots. Sometimes a brother can be helpful, and sometimes he can't.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Fanfiction a turtle's reply by Mondhexe reviews
What would Leonardo think if he read the stories dedicated to him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Leonardo - Complete
Chasing After Two Hares by dearjoanwallace reviews
Leonardo’s trust in Karai puts himself and his brothers in danger.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,738 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
Amnesia by Winged Monkey reviews
Oneshot. Memory loss is extremely aggravating. Especially for a turtle. And even more so in the middle of a fight.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
The Voices by flavumetrubrum reviews
Some of Leo's thoughts between The Exodus and The Ancient One. My first attempt at an angsty one-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Leonardo - Complete
We Never Really Knew How It Started by flavumetrubrum reviews
When Leo's dreams start haunting him even when he's awake Don suggests he takes a break. But when his dreams start to come true, will the turtles be able to survive?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,497 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Things We Learned from TMNT by devirnis reviews
Who said cartoons can't be educational?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Flicker by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Drabble] It's ironic that Raph is the one to head out alone all the time, but it's Leo, following him to protect him, that finds the trouble. One night, one mistake, one possibility, one candle.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Tooth by Tori Angeli reviews
Someone's tooth is pulled. While the lair is out of anesthetics. Otherwise, a normal afternoon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Splinter - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1 reviews
What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Clarity, Her Tomb by Kay the Cricketed reviews
It starts on a night in the rain, with saving Mikey. Soon the nightmares plague more than Leo's sleep, however, and he's forced to play a deadly game with the twisted things identical to his brothers. Getting out of Wonderland's easy. Getting in isn't.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Leonardo
Wallower by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Drabble] Leo has fever dreams, the dreams of the wounded... in more ways than one. When your defenses crumble down, the dark things get in with the doubts.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo - Complete
Yo Ho Ho! by Hoodoo reviews
Challenge: Write a story that centers around an unusual object in the possession of either the TMNT or Master Splinter. Originally posted at Stealthy Stories. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Three Sheets to the Wind by Bunny MacCool reviews
Alcohol can bring out the best and the worst in people, no reaction will be the same, not even when you're mutated turtles trained as ninja.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Ignore the Ghosts by Bunny MacCool reviews
Ignore the ghosts. Ignore their cries. Everything. Everything. Everything dies.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Passage by Efiwyvan reviews
Leonardo has an appointment with death. VERY high T rating for blood and character deaths... kinda. Orignially posted under the name AJ3.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Leonardo - Complete
Sleepwalker by Loke0 reviews
The turtles have some problems with a sleepwalking brother. One shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
This Bad Boy by MidnightHeir reviews
Sword of Tengu, a powerful weapon? Not compared to this bad boy ….
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Pedestrian by Melodist reviews
A short drabble to help break writer's block. A disheartened Leonardo tries to find something worth fighting for.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Boat Ride by Sapphire93 reviews
The turltes, Master Splinter, April and Casey all go on a boat ride. Things get a bit crazy when April and Casey won't stop fighting, Master Splinter's in his own little world, Leo's afraid of water, Mikey drops his Gamedude in the water, Raph gets pushed
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 2 by kerrbear reviews
An unexpected sequel...April's having a really bad day and hates everybody at the moment and decides to rant about what she hates about people, and things do get interesting...Just for fun! No flames!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Behind Every Man by Rae Seddon reviews
April finds that it's hard to hate someone when they show up on your doorstep bleeding. Even if it is 3 o'clock Monday morning
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Bleeding Heart by calliopechild reviews
Leo learns the hard way that sometimes compassion can be deadly. Rated T just in case, for some language and violence. The story is completed with Chapter 13, Holding On to Ghosts.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,293 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Hero by Jessiy Landroz reviews
A sleepless night in the life of a superhero. Greddix centric [OneShot]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Super Turtles, Raphael - Complete
Dead of Night by lost-katana reviews
Leo's having bad nightmares, so real that they're affecting his reality. Rated PG13 for later chapters. Please read! It's good! OC [Won Third Place for Best ActionAdventure in the 2005 FanFic Competition]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,232 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Leonardo - Complete
Hanadoki by ChibiJaime reviews
While on an early morning training run through Little Tokyo, Leonardo is stopped by the sound of a scuffle in an alleyway... and what he finds is bound to put certain aspects of his life into perspective.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Complete
Aftermath 2 the Continued Story by Cynlee reviews
Leo and Raph begin the attempt to achieve their ultimate goal: to destroy Bishop. A followup to the short story Aftermath. COMPLETE!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,677 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Leader of the Pack by Cynlee reviews
Leo's brothers get a taste of what Splinter considers leadership. Not for the faint of heart okay, that part is not true, but it sounds exciting, huh?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
9 Things I Hate About Everyone by kerrbear reviews
April and Raph go into a 45 minute discussion about what they hate about people. I do not own the title. This is a oneshot I thought of randomly. Rated T for language. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
Aftermath a followup to Worlds Collide by Cynlee reviews
What I think happened on their return to Earth after the funeral of the fugitoid and the ending of the war between the Federation and the Triceraton Republic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005
Giri by Splinter reviews
How can you help someone whose sense of duty and honor is beyond your comprehension? You can't. But you can try.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2005
I Wish I Weren't by Mickis reviews
Deep inside, each turtle holds a wish none of them dares to speak. A part of themselves they would much rather be without. Major character study!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
A Bat in Turtle Alley by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Short crossover oneshot as Batman meets the Ninja Turtles. None of them are happy about it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
What the? by Lioness-Goddess reviews
Basically pointless plot, written to get rid of some of my hyperness. What really happens in Mikey's head? And why does Raph suddenly have a fetish for smiley faces?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2005
Bad Places by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Leonardo returns battered physically and mentally from a bad place.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,177 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Eyes Wide Shut by ChibiJaime reviews
The Turtles are crippled by a sudden, disturbing change in their oldest brother. What will become of them? Will their lives ever be the same again? (PG-13 for violence and language; COMPLETE!)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,694 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Leonardo And The Girl by Efiwyvan reviews
This isn't really a story I wrote myself, but one that my daughter acted out. Straight from a four year old's mind.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Complete
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Hamato or Oroku? 7: Cousin Sid reviews
-Our fight with the Shredder nearly cost us our lives. We are broken, battered, but alive. Our bodies will heal but I wonder: Do my sons carry other wounds not so easily overcome? I know with a great heaviness that there will always be some new threat to challenge us. I only pray my sons will be prepared to face it...- 7th in H or O? Rated T
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 10/29 - Leonardo, April O'Neil, Casey Jones - Complete
Captured reviews
-"Get your hand off your arm so I can see the cut." Leo silently whimpered and shook his head, wincing silently. "Man, what did they do to you?"-Chapters will alternate from Leo's captivity to his recovery. Rated T for torture and language. 2k3'verse. Enjoy! Cover picture by yapi on DeviantArt. Didn't know that until I looked for it to give credit. Hope they don't get mad at me...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,088 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 7/8 - Leonardo
A Slip Down Memory Lane reviews
Leo's memory is gone after the cure is administered to him! Now his family has to help him get his memory through reminder while Don tries to get his brother's memory back scientifically. But is there more going on than meets the eye? Read to find out! Sequel to 'Wolf Bites'. Pic belongs to ShinMusashi44 on DA. I'll change it when I figure out how to put pic from my phone on here
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 8/29 - Leonardo
Happy Mutation Day! reviews
This is a One-Shot request for redwalllover28! Read inside for summary! :) Rated K-plus for safety and SAD. 2k12'verse. Hope you like!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14 - Splinter, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Karai - Complete
There is No Hope Left reviews
My entry for the TMNT Darkest Nights Fanbook on DA by sampsonknight. Go there and download if you can! :) Rated T. One-Shot. 2003'verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31 - Leonardo, Shredder - Complete
Thriller reviews
Happy Halloween! Rated T for lyrics and a bit of gore. I don't own thriller; all credit to Michael Jackson. One-Shot. 2003'verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31 - Leonardo, April O'Neil, Agent Bishop - Complete
Hamato or Oroku? 6: Exodus reviews
-Leo frowned. "I'll put my faith into a vision of yours any day, Master Splinter," he reassured, even though he'd never experienced the outcome of one first-hand, as his brothers had. "We all would. If the Shredder's up to something, we'll get to the bottom of it." He growled that part. "And we'll stop him. It's what they were trained to do."- Rated T. 2k3'verse. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 10/1 - Leonardo, Shredder - Complete
Superstition reviews
This is for the Writer Nexus Mini Battle on DA. Enjoy! 2003'verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14 - Leonardo - Complete
It's Goin' Down reviews
TMNT Song-fic. It's Goin' Down by Descendants 2 cast
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9 - Complete
Hamato or Oroku? 5: The Real World Arc reviews
Based off of the arc where the TMNT are scattered across the multi-verse. I won't be doing Across the Universe because I wou;dn't really be editing it and I'd just be copying the episode for no reason. Rated T for language, action, and possible character death (SAINW!) 2k3'verse. All characters not in list: Raphael, Ultimate Draco, Ultimate Daimyo, Future Turtles, and Splinter
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 6/23 - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Super Turtles - Complete
The Future Without Him reviews
He woke up in an alley, went to a rooftop. What he saw shocked him. There were aliens, mutants, and then he spotted LH. At the apartment, Leatherhead sighed. "You have been gone for 15 years, my friend. Much has transpired." - What happened to his brothers? How can you survive without one of your brothers? Can you stay sane? Rated T for language and sad. 2003'verse. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 9/16 - Complete
TMNT 2012 Headcanons reviews
Title says it all. Series of One-Shots that are based off of Headcanons. Rated K to T. 2k12'verse. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 4/18 - Complete
Sneefee One-Shots reviews
Continuation of my other Sneefee story. One-Shots rated K-T. 2k3'verse. No T-Cest! COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 4/20 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Leo's Tragedy
A One-Shot that was originally supposed to be a contest entry on DeviantArt only has been posted here! Title explains most of it! Rated T for character death and a small breakdown! Credit to Jay2Wa on DeviantArt for cover pic! 2012'verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10 - [Leonardo, Karai] - Complete
2k12 vs 2k3: Sequel reviews
The 2k3 and 2k12 Turtles meet at the Battle Nexus! How will it go? Rated T, for now. Enjoy and review! COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 3/22 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
TMNT 2012 Q&A reviews
Title says it all! This is a show of sorts that is based on questions and dares that you, the people, give me through PM or the review box! This story is officially over so I can concentrate on other stories, but you can still read it! Thanks for understanding! Rated T for language, 2k12'verse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 5/28 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
What If? 1987 fic reviews
This is an alternate ending to 'Beneath These Streets' in the 1987 cartoon. What if the Turtles hadn't gotten to Splinter in time when he got his by the Medi-Laser? WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH AND MENTIONS OF ALCOHOL. Rated T for safety. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6 - Complete
Just a Trip Up the Hill reviews
Sesshomarusama3 gave me permission to use an idea of hers in her TMNT Drabbles (If you haven't please read them; they're awesome!) This takes place during the Farmhouse arc in the 2k12'verse. Rated T for safety; there's minor language somewhere in there. So, enjoy! One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
A Day in the Life of LEONARDO! reviews
This is the One-Shot I promised on my poll. It's about Leo's feelings during the day. Enjoy! Rated T for language and a panic attack. 2k12'verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8 - Leonardo - Complete
Hamato or Oroku? 4: The Darkness Within reviews
Long story short, Leo meets Angel, and they go to the Volpehart Building. But since he was raised by the Shredder, I feel there'd be a bit of a twist. I dunno. It's the next installment in the Hamato or Oroku series, and that's all the people care about! Enjoy! Rated T for safety and probably language, along with a bit of disturbing imagery. 2k3'verse. COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 4/10 - Leonardo - Complete
Karaoke Night 2k3
Another karaoke story! Enjoy! One-Shot, 2k3'verse. Rated for lyrics
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Published: 4/18 - Complete
Sneefee Hugs One-Shots reviews
Title gives it away. I'm writing a series of One-Shots for Sneefee's Hugs. I will do another story later with her (his?) other works, so stay tuned! Stories rated K though T. All 2003'verse. Cover pic will change with each chap. NO T-CEST! COMLPETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/28 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
True Colors reviews
Song-fic. After a patrol gone wrong, Mikey runs off and cries on a rooftop. Who can help cheer him up? Takes place after season 4 finale. Rated K-plus, for safety. One-Shot 2k12'verse. EDIT: Holy CRAP I re-read this and it looked kinda like T-Cest. It's not, I promise! Just brotherly fluff!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15 - Michelangelo - Complete
Wolf Bites reviews
Leo ran to the mirror and looked at himself. What he saw shocked him very much. He saw 2 furry ears growing out of his head, along with fangs in his mouth, claws as dark as night on his hands, and red irises and pupils that were slits. "WHAT THE SHELL!" 2k3 cartoon. Pic belongs to ShinMusashi44 on DeviantArt. I'll change it when I figure out how to put pic from my phone on computer
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,946 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Leonardo - Complete
Hamato or Oroku? 3: Adaption reviews
Leo is finally at the Lair with his real family! But he still needs to get used to it! Rated T for language and a ton of other crap you'll see in the story. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/4 - Leonardo - Complete
Monkey Pills reviews
Crack-fic! Donnie and Mikey do a favor for April, while they're grounded! Leo finds out, and, being the mother-hen he is, goes after them. Just a humorous fic based off a Sam and Cat episode! Rated K-plus for safety. One-Shot! 2k12 verse
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29 - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Hey, Leo reviews
This is a sad fic of Karai visiting Leo's grave. I'm sorry if it makes you cry. Based on Skillet's 'Lucy'. 2k12 'verse. Rated K-plus, of for safety. One-Shot. Sorry for crappy pic
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21 - Karai - Complete
Hamato or Oroku? 2: The Lesson reviews
The turtles go to April's apartment and I can't say much else without spoiling. BTW, MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE LESSON IN 2K3 SERIES! YOU DON'T NEED TO READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT! It's not a critical story, so don't worry about it. Rated K-plus for a few mild cusses. 2k3'verse. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
Snow reviews
April and Casey take the turtles out to play in the snow for the first time! Rated K-plus, 2012'verse, One-Shot Pic belongs to flashyfashionfraud on DeviantArt Sorry Mikey's not in the picture, but that part was inappropriate, so I had to crop it out. Fanfiction would delete it if I had
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24 - Complete
Mona vs Leo reviews
Leo hasn't exactly forgiven Mona for what she did on Dregg's planet, but she wants him to. I DON'T SHIP THEM! SPOILERS FOR The Evil of Dregg! One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Leonardo, Monalisa - Complete
Hamato or Oroku? reviews
-When Leo finished the kata, he turned to his master and bowed. His master commended him. "Great job. Leonardo. I could not have done it better myself!" Leo smiled at the praise; even though he knew his master was lying, he didn't want to disrespect him. Leo rose from his bow, revealing the black mask. "Arigatōgozaimashita (Thank you), Master Shredder."- 2k3 verse. COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 10/26/2016 - Leonardo - Complete
Safe & Sound reviews
Poor Mikey has a nightmare. Raph comforts him with a song. 2k12 verse. Rated because I wanna be safe. Enjoy! Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
New Years Morning reviews
Title is summary. Sorry it's short and pointless, but I'm tired. Rated for mentions of alcohol and the shooting from last night (New Years Eve) One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1 - Leonardo - Complete
How Do We Get April a Present? reviews
This is a birthday present to my #1 reviewer, Faith. The guys remember it's April's birthday, but they can't buy her anything! How will she get presents? Read to find out! 2012'verse. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2016 - April O'Neil - Complete
Some Late-Night Christmas Shopping reviews
It's Christmas time, and the guys each have one more present to buy! What will they buy? 2k12 verse, rated for the smallest bit of language. It's really meant to be humorous, but I don't think it is... One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Complete
Karaoke Night reviews
The guys, April, Casey, and Karai decide to do a karaoke night! Rated for a few songs... 2k12 verse. Sorry for pic, but I couldn't find another one... One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Halloween Prank reviews
It's Halloween for the 10-year-old Turtles! Can't say anything else, or I'd spoil the story! Rated for one bad word... Enjoy or hate, but write a review either way! One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
2k12 vs 2k3 reviews
This is me experimenting on 2k3 and 2k12 Leos switching bodies for a day. Has a mild bad word twice in it (I THINK!), but otherwise isn't that bad. Leave a review, good or bad! One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Leonardo - Complete
Do You Wanna Build a Snowman, Leo? reviews
Leo's been pretty out of it lately, and his brothers want to do something about it. 2k3 series. A little sad. Don't care if you do or don't like it, but review anyways. One-Shot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2016 - Complete
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