Sarcasm and Insanity
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This is a joint account run by two people whose's personalities/natures should be obvious from the name.


Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain tired of continual sarcasms
2 a a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b the use or language of sarcasm this is no time to indulge in sarcasm
synonym see WIT

Name: Sarcasm

Other: I will apologize right now for anything written by my partner that is too idiotic or too...insane even for Insanity. Now that that's out of the way we can continue. Obviously I'm Sarcasm, (points to 'name' slot above) and let me tell you straight off that I will be tortu-err, I mean teasing Insanity. A lot. Sadly, since you cannot hear us talking, you will not be able to tell. Except in authors notes. Things about me I will share (and to you internet stalkers out there, no stalking me! -sorry, just had a internet safety lesson in tech class-anway) are that:

1) Reading is a passion of mine. So are computers.

2) Take away any of the above from me or even worse both and you shall suffer from my wrath. Seriously, you do not want to come between me and my reading. Ask Insanity, she'll tell you. And if she says that my wrath is not wrathful? Tell me and I will go renew her memory.

3) You know that genius who invented math? Well, he/she's not a genius. I hate math. I mean, once you finish addition there's subtraction, then multiplication, then division, then fractions, then integers, th- sorry, I'll stop my rant here.

4) Ice cream and eggs rock. Not together though, eww, nasty thought (for those of you who do like them together, no offense to you).

5) I try to write. I think I'm decent, I'm trying to improve.

6) Um...running out of things to say, can we get back to this one later?


Pronunciation: in-'sa-n&-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
1 a a deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder (as schizophrenia) and usually excluding such states as mental retardation, psychoneurosis, and various character disorders b a mental disorder
2 such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility
3 a extreme folly or unreasonableness b something utterly foolish or unreasonable

Name: Insanity

Other: Ok... a little about me... I am insane, dramatic, creative, fool hardy, obsesive, a bad speller, an actress, and a trying-to-be writer. We (Sarcasm and I) believe that everyone is a little mad it's just that some people are better at hideing it then others. :) Admit it... you know it's true. Well any way if you happened to stumble across us and you are surprised at our uncanny way of expressing our madness remember this; how interesting can a person be if their ordinary. Interesting = Isanity You get it? You got it? GOOD!


Okay, this is Sarcasm. I decided to put some quotes and other junk down here. (I'm not saying that quotes are junk, I'm just...whatever)

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.-Sean O'Casey

Every time I try to define a perfectly stable person, I am appalled by the dullness of that person. -J.D. Griffin

THE DOCTOR: Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another. -Doctor Who

I Told You So! reviews
It's Harry's sixth year when he recieves a mysterious silver box. Upon opening it, he and the rest of the Golden Trio get transported to the Marauder Era. .NOTE. Two people are writing this together. Chaos may ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Harry P., James P.