A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H

Holly is stripped of her power and exiled from Haven after the Council blames her for the Artemis Fowl incident. Powerless, Holly finds herself trying to rebuild her life from inside Fowl Manor. Eventual AH. Rating may go up later for adult themes.

Aang and the others have some decisions to make after the eclipse. Now a rewrite of the second half of the third season. Ch 46: Epilogue. The story is complete.

Edited to be more clear. Why Artemis and Holly shouldn't be together... Oh my Fowl, has the Creatress jumped ship? Hell, NO! Humour/Parody/SATIRE! A/H Second chapter up, explaining how their kids would turn out...

AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.

AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.

Arty has to reherse for a school play, much to his disgust. Unfortunately, Holly is the one who's agreed to help him reherse... A/H fluff, rating may go up.

Short two-shot. Humour/romance. Holly is running from Artemis, trying to keep something safe from him. Will she escape? Or will he capture her, as he always does?

Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters

An old antagonist is back, and he wants the lives of Holly and Artemis. As his plan unfolds, they must again join to save their worlds. But with reckless romances brewing and old ones spewing, their mistakes may have dire consequences. Orion nominated!

Slightly AU sequel to Avatar in Training. Aang and Katara are now a couple, but the battle with Fire Lord Ozai looms large before them. Also includes George, Soko, and slight Toru. Epilogue. Story is complete.

Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU

Arty has to write a report on his new year resolutions, but Holly and Foaly decide to edit it a bit. completely random. I'M BAAAACK! AF needs some more hahaness to lighten up all the angst! My pathetic attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!