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Joined 06-23-05, id: 839493, Profile Updated: 06-28-13
Author has written 9 stories for Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Hana-Kimi, High School Musical, Scrubs, and Star Trek: 2009.

Fanfiction: Profile last updated: 2008

Me: ...holy shit.

Hello, All. A lot has happened since 2008. I make my living as a body artist, occasionally make money as a theatre for youth artist, and sometimes I get paid to build puppets. It's a good deal.

About writing... I don't do much. Getting broken up with has helped fuel that. Writing your diary in third person helped, too. Getting a tumblr was also helpful.

If you are also on tumblr, I'm starcatcherbetty.

I am the most interesting, most chill person, and I don't say that with snobbery. Let'S talk. :)

The briefest list of my interests:

Star Trek.

Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit.

Pushing Daisies.

Harry Potter.

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The Many Faces of John Watson by Here for tomorrow reviews
AU John suffers from MPD or multiple personality disorder. He shares a body with three other personalities: Janet, Chad, and Matt. So far, he's been pretty good at keeping it a secret by living a solitary life and communicating with others only when the need be. But what will happen when he starts to grow feelings for a strange but intriguing man he meets? Johnlock slow updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,182 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn reviews
Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Out On The Rocks by HarleyMischeif reviews
John is a merman forcefully captured and brought aboard the ship of Captain Sherlock Holmes. Curiosity and companionship bring them together but in the end will what saves them be the thing to tear them apart? rated M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,826 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Kiss it and Make it Better by cumberpatchcats reviews
John is a normal pre-med student who wears ugly sweaters. Sherlock is an anti-social genius with a disputable past who seems like he doesn't even want to be here. John is quite set on changing that. (University AU-recreational drug use, abusive relationships, implied rape)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,158 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come And Knock On Our Door by Maribor reviews
Amy and Rory have a proposition for the Doctor because sexual tension can only last for so long before you've got to bloody do something about it! Lemony. Unabashedly slashy come Chapter 2 and from then on, so saddle up for that...If you don't enjoy the idea of Rory & the Doctor doing the old sonic-screw, you might want to move on. 11/Amy, 11/Rory, Rory/Amy & Rory/11/Amy
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,398 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
All Along: Fortune by Aelimir reviews
Ten year old abused Jim sees a home and family in Spock Prime, who has come through the black hole early without Nero's knowledge. Can Jim escape his abuse and convince everyone that he and Spock are meant to be together? The sequel, Famine, is posted!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,685 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime - Complete
The Terrifying Dream by Harri-Sal reviews
Post-Reichenbach: John has a dream, he dreams of Sherlock and there life together, before that day. but when he wakes Sherlock is still there. Has John finally gone mad? Eventual Johnlock and Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Boys in the Tunnel by Ulura reviews
One day Lestrade discovers a small homeless boy named Sherlock, living down in the dark of the tunnels beneath London with his protector and friend, John. Slowly Lestrade learns of the sad life the two have lived so far and how they came to be alone in the world. And the three must band together not only to hide from the shadows of the past but the future as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,231 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Hello, Craig! by Witchy Bee reviews
This was when the Doctor came to stay. Post-Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, Craig O.
I Do Not Understand That Reference by SfumatoSoup reviews
Jim doesn't like Spock much. Spock is confusing. Spock Prime transference issues from mind meld. Kirk goes to look something up, and Spock gets whats going on and everybody freaks out. And then there is falling in love shenanigans. Spock/Kirk Spirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Distress by toggledog reviews
After the suicide of a Starfleet officer, the Enterprise crew is forced into therapy. Chekov becomes increasingly distressed, as the therapist's behaviour becomes increasingly more disturbing. Set five years after the events of Star Trek 2009. Warning: sexual harassment, non-con
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/1/2012 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones
You're not dead by amurderousravinglunatic reviews
Some time after Reichenbach, Sherlock returns and finds the emotionally bruised John Watson. But after one curiosity leads to another, will their bond be broken or become stronger than ever? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,446 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Pushed Beyond the Limit: ReEdited by Maranni123 reviews
Everyone has their limits. When visions of another time start to drive Jim to his own limits, will Spock and McCoy be able to rescue him in time? Original story re-edited for your reading pleasure. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Water Under The Bridge by aiji-mango reviews
Jim goes to the Academy, flirts, does well. He spent more time indoors than he'd have liked, but that was before he met the acting librarian. My first story, please review!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,311 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
A Matter of Conscience by jenlee1 reviews
When an investigation goes awry, Watson is forced to consider the consequences of his absence.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Gap Year Programme by lehayim reviews
When the Final Battle leaves a year of students ungraduated, Minerva and Severus establish a gap year programme abroad for the students to finish their education. Can romance blossom between two unlikely people, both haunted by their pasts? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,343 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Chocolate Enchantment by Vivian B reviews
When the Weasley twins decide Hogwarts could use a little love in times of war, Hermione Granger and Severus Snape get caught in the crossfire—finding themselves pulled together by true love chocolates. As Severus Snape is pushed to fulfill his Unbreakabl
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 203,075 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Breakdown by hockey4eva27 reviews
JD is breaking down and although his friends/co-workers can see it now one can see just how bad it really is and no one understands why. I know this is a crappy summary but I don't want to give things away...
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,616 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Black's Time Turner by WFG reviews
Sirius Black has brought the ultimate birthday present for Remus but things go horribly wrong and Moony and Prongs end up where they shouldn't be. Sirius has to find a way to bring them back. The trouble is, do they want to go back?RL HG, JP GW. TT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Far Cry From Tulsa by TreesAreSnazzy reviews
“So what did he do exactly; did he kill someone?” asked a boy called Tom. “Good as,” Anthony said. “Did he use a gun or what?” “No, he actually was a little less direct, clever really,” Anthony said.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,835 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Darry C., Sodapop C.
Coming Out by Soozen reviews
Sequal to Hide and Seek. Haruhi and Mori get caught.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Two Weeks Notice by vanityfair reviews
Hermione has lost her job after a scandalous article in the newspaper. But work as a clerk in a bookstore might turn out to be more than she bargained for.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tori's Turn by littlefiction reviews
After suffering through a rather embarassing prank, Hatori decides to play a trick on Shigure for a change, and Ayame's the perfect bait.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Shigure S., Hatori S. - Complete
Enchanted by Different Child reviews
The Mabudachi Trio are in high school and all goes as usual, insanity and such, until a new girl arrives on the scene...What happens when there are 3 guys and only 1 girl? [Joint with MysticSorceror]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Ayame S., Hatori S.
Isle of Romance by Otaku Mom reviews
Akito has a plan. It involves Shigure, Tohru, and a romantic Greek Isle... Is this a recipe for romance? It's been six years since Tohru came to live among the Sohmas.If Akito's plan works and gives Shigure Tohru, what happens to Kyo and Yuki?COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,829 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
Sakura Snows by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Ayame is depressed and only Shigure knows the real reason behind it. When Ayame takes drastic measures that force Hatori to see him in a new light, the Trio begin to sink into a dark web of lies, betrayal, and deadly secrets. [multichapter fic][COMPLETE!]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,187 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
Festival of Lights by Lil0rangeNeko reviews
The street festival has come to town, and Tohru, accompanied by much of the Sohma clan, is going! Will romance spark before the fireworks do? Read and see! KxT
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Broken Wings of the Fallen by Kurai Eymru reviews
Time may change, but it never waits for those who wish it too, Daisuke had figured this out and now Dark and Satoshi have also but it was just a bit to late. Completed DaixRiku
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Daisuke N., Dark M. - Complete
Needed by Cella N reviews
I wish I could hug one of the Sohmas without transforming. The one who needs it most. TOHRU. HATORI. On wishes, broken dishes, and metaphors involving seasons. [semicomplete on hold]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
Memories of the Cursed by Winter's Light reviews
What if Saki and Arisa comes once again to the Sohma's house? What if, this time, they found out about the curse? What will Akito do? My first fanfic! complete but should be revised.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,444 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Conquest for Cream Cheese by october darkness reviews
Sequel to Insanity and Sugar: When Ritsu eats the last of the cream cheese, Kyo, Ritsu, Yuki and Tohru set out on a quest to buy more. Narrated by Kureno
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005
Kyoko is Alive by dragondolphin1990 reviews
Kyoko Honda isn't really dead. She was only in a coma for 2 years. Now she returns to her daughter's life. Completed! Sequel up!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Tohru H., Kyoko H. - Complete
Insanity and Sugar: Hatori's plan by october darkness reviews
Cream cheese will make everything better!Yeah right Kyo........[COMPLETE]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Overboard by GSwriter reviews
A fic from the film "Godspell" - Why Katie And Robin Have A Rope And A Life Ring Around Jeffrey During His Solo In "Light Of The World"
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/8/2002
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Long Day reviews
Spock and McCoy unwind after a long day. This is smut. Enjoy, my friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
My Terrors reviews
Dr. Cox seems to be struggling through some tough times. JD hopes Perry's delema isn't what he thinks it is. Could it possibly be something worse? Perry will have to seek help before he gets any better.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Homecoming Week reviews
The week of Homecoming is unlike any other at East High. There's the Spirit competition, the football game that Friday, and the formal dance on Saturday. Ryan wants to take Gabriella to the dance, but of course she's going with Troy. Right?
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007
Holding Hands reviews
Only for a few moments in Earth's history was one was ever alone in the world it was called birth. Probably the single most nervewracking moment in a lifetime. One would hate to have to experience that lonlieness once again.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
How to Love and Care for your Onigiri reviews
The Juunishi go to America for the Summer. Kyo doesn't get to go and passes out in a ditch. Kyo spends that summer alone with Tohru that is, until some unexpected company arrives, facing his problem, and overcoming some mental obsticals.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Forgive Me reviews
There was a time when Ritsu wasn't so appologetic. Then a traumatic childhood encounter with Akito changed his outlook on life. With help from a friend, Ritsu may just experience a time similar to that before the traumatic experience.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Ritsu S., Ayame S.
Summer with Sano reviews
Mizuki is invited to stay with Sano and his family for the summer. She really didn't have any reason to refuse... so she agreed. Can her notsosecret secret remain a secret?
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006
The Little Things In Life reviews
Hatori always dreads this time of year. He doesn't realize that Shigure and Ayame do all that they can to help Hatori through this time. What happens when Hatori actually starts having fun? Or when he remembers? Pure humour.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Hatori S., Ayame S.
Birthday Surprises! reviews
It's Haruhi's birthday and she's celebrating at the Suoh residence with the rest of the host club. Will this be a birthday to remember? Why is this one so special? Lots of cute romantic moments.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,229 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Haruhi F.