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Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE!
by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Do you dare?
by nycegurl reviews
[PreHBP] Enemies stuck inside the same room. How will they survive? How about with a nice game of truth or dare? it's a lot better than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Different Kind of PureBlood
by Ceilidh of One reviews
With the Order of the Phoenix gone, Harry has no more protection with the abusive Dursleys. He expects to be murdered. What he doesn't expect is to be rescued by an equally helpless Draco Malfoy, who's been disowned for becoming a vampire! HPDM SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,327 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
THE KILLER CHIPMUNKS!
by Chip and Dale reviews
The killer chipmunks are loose and they're coming after the humans. And the world just is not safe when they're on the loose.....R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 2/1/2004
Of Love and Creatures
by Neverbird reviews
The Gryffindors and Slytherins become reluctant parents of a particularly feisty breed of magical creatures. Naturally, Harry and Draco are partnered together. Expect romance and chaos in equal measure. slash HD, RHr. PreHBP, now AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder
by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
by CreativeQuill reviews
[COMPLETE!] PostHBP, Harry's quest for the horcruxes... but he's not doing it alone! HG RHr RemusTonks BillFleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,439 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
by jankmusic reviews
Hogwarts has seen Werewolves to Goblins. From Goblins to Muggleborn Witches and Wizards. From Muggleborn Witches and Wizards to half and half. But when a prank is played, can it handle the outcome? Two Pregnant Teenage Wizards and Witch? MPREG...Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,599 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Remus, Thongs and FullFrontal Snogging
by Mandarb and Sawa the Internet Detective reviews
His owl is a nutter, his potions teacher wears plaid socks, and someone left a mysterious nappy somewhere in the dorm. Ergghhhlack. But still, add some prank pulling, good friends, and mysterious poking people, and school might not be as bad as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,978 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Remus L.
Lord Of The Guys
by quiffed reviews
This is... Lord of the Flies, except with boysex instead of killing. A reality TV show, except with the Marauders instead of B-list celebrities. A WIP. And you get to vote on what happens next. It's just that cool.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,662 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Varying Shades of Red
by Neurotica reviews
One-Shot. Revised. AU. Truths Universe. Voldemort, the prophecy, the wizarding world's impending doom... Anything but this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Just Your Stereotypical Kissing Game Story
by ShortLeggedGiraffe reviews
all the fun and sexiness of other fanfics about games such as truth or dare, spin the bottle, and strip poker, along with all of thier cliches, all thrown together into one story with a plot, for the most part...Chapter 3 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Queen of Hearts
by quiffed reviews
Never in the guerrilla warfare against Voldemort was so much owed by so many to just one person. A spectre is haunting Harry the responsibility of his destiny. It looms over his future and, more importantly, over the future of his friends. Harry is deter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 67,450 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry in Weirdland
by Lucky Larue reviews
Chapters 5 and alternate 5 are up. Harry finds himself in an 'alternate reality' where the familiar is unfamiliar. My first attempt at something semi 'dramatic' on here. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Harry Potter and the Truth or Dare Game
by A-luver-ov-randomness reviews
Harry and the other Gryffindors are bored, so they decide to play Truth or Dare. They decide there isn't enough peolple, so they decide to invite the Slytherins. This is a Harry and Draco, Ron and Crabbe, and Ginny and Pansy fanfic. HAVE FUN! 8)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco Malfoy's Diary Of Ways To Kill Harry Potter
by Bondariana reviews
Draco Malfoy hates Harry Potter (well durr…) Diary of Draco Malfoy from 3rd year with different ways to kill, maim or torture Harry Potter (sworn enemy extraordinaire).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
by wabbit sox reviews
Remus Lupin, psychology protégée extraordinaire, is twenty three and one of the greatest psychologists known to the UK. But when his best friend James Potter introduces Remus to the infamously incurable Sirius Black, has Remus finally met his match? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Get Over It
by The Mysterious Mr. Black reviews
PG13 for language and themes. Sirius pledges his undying love to Remus... in full view of a whole corridor jam-packed with students. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
by Lethe reviews
Post Ootp. Harry writes letters, Draco wants his underwear back, Ron is clueless, Hermione and Ginny are UP to something, and Remus makes no progress of any kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
For I Am A Wicked Child
by horseface reviews
Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,875 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Draco M.
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf
by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Pass the Snog
by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself
by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
by ShinigamiForever reviews
In which people talk alot but say very little. Slash and humor. A Smoke Break Production.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 6/5/2002
Echoes of Angels That Won't Return
by ShinigamiForever reviews
It’s Harry’s duty and responsibility to hunt and eradicate Dark wizards, even if Draco Malfoy is the one he will have to kill. But that victory will prove to be a cup of bitter wine. A Draco/Harry slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
What Harry Potter would NEVER SAY! reviews
Ever wondered what Harry would not repeat EVER? Well read this and find out! Kind of racy, but It IS good! R & R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P.