MyBlondieBear
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Joined 06-23-05, id: 839739
Author has written 31 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Shakespeare, and Odyssey.

Hey, I'm Elaina. It's me... Are you there? ... I don't hear anyone saying hi back. Heeeeelllllllooooo? I feel so un-loved. Stupid butt munchers don't know how to be nice and say hi back.

Age: 15 (That sucks) When I'm in front of adults I am the most sophistigated, responsible, young woman that you have ever seen. But when I'm with my friends I am the craziest, odd, most interesting chick i've ever seen. My favorite quotes from my friends are "Oh my god she did not just say that", "Orlando is not hotter than Gaylord, Are you high", and "No, you can't lick the plate"

Hair: Long and Brown

Eyes: Blue. I wish they weren't a color. Only white. That would be awesome and it would scare my mother into Jupiter.

Siblings: I have two younger brothers, and one younger sister.

Favorite Sayings: Your cooler than other side of the pillow. The world gives you lemons make brownies.

Goal: To go to a writing/acting college, and then pursuade Joss Whedon to make another Buffy season or movie. By the way, if Joss Whedon is reading this, please oh please make all the Buffy fans happy and make another one.

Smartness: I swear I am the biggest fan of Orlando Bloom. If you want to test my knowledge of Orlando-ism. PM me and as me the hardest question you can think of. Also, might I add, he is the sexiest man ever. And Johnny Depp comes in a close second. I have the world record for most restraining orders given to someone from Orlando Bloom.

Favorite Pairings: Buffy/Spike, Xander/Anya, Willow/Tara.

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Ned Kelly, Halloweentown, The Thirteenth Year, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, House on Haunted Hill, and Troy.

Favorite TV series: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, DUH. Besides that I like Punk'd, and Heros.

Guilty pleasures: Hanging out with people that are scared of me. Laughing with my freind, Shelly, over possible ways for her to get a felony.

Idols: My idols are Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Edgar Allen Poe, and Rumpelstilskin. (Because he has a cool name that I can't spell).

People I hate: George "Dubblya" Bush, Micheal Jackson (Leave the little boys alone!), Orlando Haters (Do I even have to explain why these people are evil?), and Angel (once again DUH).

Music: Billy Idol, Right Said Fred, James Marsters, AFI, Blondie, and My Chemical Romance.

Favorite authors: Edgar Allen Poe, Nancy Holder, and R.L. Stine.

Disclaimer: Fine... you caught me. No one ever believes my lies. You know what? Yes, they aren't mine. Fine. Is that what you wanted? They aren't mine... None of the Scoobys are mine... Except Spike . He's all mine and all not yours.

Thanks to my friend Shelly (Hanson forever), she introduced me to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the yummyness also known as Spike.

Show Me Something Blue by Ravenesque2 reviews
Set during the episode Something Blue. Buffy comes to her senses before she trashes those droolworthy lips of Spike! COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,368 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
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Embrace You In My Dreams reviews
Buffy was never able to forget Spike's death, and resulting from that she is expiriencing some big consequences. But can Spike, whose floating around in Heaven, save her from hitting rock bottom?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Queen of Demons reviews
Takes place in 1863 through 2001. Buffy is a human Buffy dicides to take a stroll to get away from her fathers boring party. While she's out she gets kidnapped by our favorite Arelius member. It's a M for violence and launguage.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,590 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Buffy S., Spike
Getting Through The Troubles reviews
Buffy and Spike kill a Morkilm demon, thus getting injected with a black smoke that will kill them. The smoke also allows them to see what the future could have been like.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Spike, Buffy S.
Flight 206 reviews
Biffy is a flight attendant, and Spike's the pilot on flight 206. What happens when the plane is hijacked? Read on to find out... Spuffyness
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Buffy S., Spike
Rarest Rose reviews
William and Elizabeth are set to be married, the only thing they have to wait because she's only four. But what happens when she falls out of a second story window and she's missing. It's a very Spuffy story.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Spike, Buffy S.
Predator and Prey reviews
Sequel to Againt My Will. Spike get's magically 'poofed' into a different dimension where vampires are the prey and humans are the predators. Buffy has to save him. Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Spike, Buffy S.
Mistaken Identity reviews
Spike comes to Sunnydale in search of a slayer. But everything goes wrong. Please try it, it's not that stupid and tacky.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Babysitting Stuart reviews
Giles is babysitting Stuart Larkin from MAD TV. Spike has to temporarily take care of Stuart. This takes place when Spike is staying with Giles against his will.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Spike
The Scooby's reviews
This is my take on Season 8. I already wrote one like this, but I fixed it up and reposted it. It starts out on Angel to explain a little bit of information that is important later.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006
Against My Will reviews
Season two. Spike kidnaps Buffy and he intends to keep Buffy alive as long as he can so that no other Slayers are called. No Dru and Angel.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Buffy S., Spike
Nothing Good Comes From Breaking Up reviews
What if Drusilla and Angelus kicked a crippled Spike out of the mansion and the only place he could go was to Buffy?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,322 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Don't You Ruin It reviews
This takes place after Xander leaves Anya at the alter. She get's hit by a car and is now in a coma. Happy Ending
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Anya J., Xander H. - Complete
My Secret reviews
Buffy get's drunk and acidentally tells Spike her biggest Secret. Takes place in Season 2.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Worlds Worst Witness reviews
A vampire killls 57 people and theres one witness. Buffy has to find out who the killer is, but the witness is Miss Swan from Mad TV. Need I say more?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Buffy S. - Complete
I'm Too Sexy reviews
Spike dances for Buffy to Right Said Freds' I'm Too Sexy It's very funny... I swear.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Colorblind reviews
Buffy realizes that she loves Spike. It takes place in early season seven. Song fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Tourniquet reviews
Right after Riley leaves Buffy gets suicidal. Spuffy, and a song fic......
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
BuffyBots Thoughts reviews
BuffyBot thinking about Spike and the real Buffy. It takes place when Spike first got the BuffyBot.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Spikes Thoughts reviews
What I imagined Spike thinking before he walked int othe cave to get Buffy 'what she deserves'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Circe's Quest reviews
The only way for Odysseus to get his men back is to go find a man that Circe wants. The only problem is that the man she wants is in Hades.
Odyssey - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/7/2006
Dangerous Love reviews
Juliet wrote a poem.... about Romeo.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Your Beauty reviews
Romeo wrote a peom.... about Juliet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Forever Tears reviews
This takes place right after Romeo dies, it's my first Romeo and Juliet Fanfiction.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Buffy's Death Spikes POV reviews
Just a little poem that Spike wrote about when Buffy died instead of Dawn.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Spike, Buffy S.
Andrews Conversation reviews
Andrew is taping himself on the camcorder, hear what he has to say. This is my first Andrew fanfiction so please give it a chance and dont be harsh.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Andrew - Complete
A Slayers Wish reviews
This is a poem about a Slayers wish.... I suck at summaries.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Drusilla's Conversation reviews
Drusilla's talking to Miss Edith.... About what? You ask.... of course Spike and the Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Drusilla - Complete
Tara's Death Willow's POV reviews
This is a poem based on Willow's feeling after Tara died.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Willow R., Tara M. - Complete
Spike's Death Buffy's POV reviews
This is a poem about what I think Buffy was thinking when Spike died.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Life Of A Slayer reviews
This is the first Buffy poem I ever wrote, Please read it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Forever, you were suppose to be mine reviews
this is a poem about Buffy. Spike is saying it. Ahhh, dont you just love spuffy?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete