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Joined 06-24-05, id: 839977, Profile Updated: 08-01-10
Author has written 7 stories for Hellsing, Harry Potter, Naruto, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Cassandra Palmer Series.

Okay peeps, on the topic of my stories: I've decided the story I'm getting rid of is 'Peppies', even though the most votes were under 'Keep them all!' That was conceived during one of my mom's Pamper Chef parties because I was like, super bored with the (lack of interesting)conversation. I was, like, not in my right mind, and the utterly convoluted and retarded story I had set up makes me cringe to even think of now. And that first chapter here that isn't even a chapter? That's all that was ever written. Except for one or two sentences of chapter two. The same goes for 'The Clash of Buggy and Alucard'. So, those two stories are gone, but if you want them, feel free to say so. Heaven knows I won't ever finish them. -Love, Kitty1994

Ok, I have a Squiby account! Please go level up my peeps! http://www.squiby.net/user/shadowkitty1994
I have a Fiction Press account! You can find me there under the same pen name I have here!

Hi! Okay first things first.
I live in the US, have a multitude of cats, two mini Dachshunds, and an uncountable amount of fish.
I have shoulder length dark blond hair, and blue eyes that sometimes look cloudy.
My favorite color is purple or periwinkle(blues are ok too), but most of all, I HATE pink(pastel is fine, just not SUPER PINK).

Favorite Bands: Muse, Train, Coldplay, ELO, Collective Soul, Cake, Duran Duran, Def Leopard, Evanescence(if I spelled that right), Queen, Dido, The Gorrilaz, and Robbie Williams.
Favorite Animes/Mangas/Games/Everything Else: Transformers(G1, Animated, Movie-Verse), Outlaw Star, Laon, Eden of the East, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Hellsing, FLCL, Love Hina, Wolfs Rain, Naruto, One Piece, Lupin the 3rd, Inuyasha, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts(1 & 2), Metal Gear Solid 3&4.
My Fav pairings are: Seras/Alucard, Sakura/Kakashi, Itachi/Kisame, Tobi/Zetsu, Haku/Zabuza, Luffy/Nami, Hidan/Kakuzu, Sesshomaru/Rin, Yachiru/Kenpachi, Xigbar/Xaldin, Slade/Raven or RedX/Raven, Soundwave/Shockwave, Prowl/Jazz, Prowl/Lockdown, Skywarp/Thundercracker, and Barricade/Blackout.

By the way, don't click this link.

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I FELL FOR IT!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they didn't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

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Counterfeit by mooncrossed reviews
She's not out of the woods yet. If Cass thought the 'Cons were insane, wait until she has to live with the Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 160,601 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Swindle
With a Side of Rust by BlueSkyScribe reviews
Knock Out recruits his fellow sports cars into the Cabal of Irresponsibility. Clearly this will end well!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,483 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Bumblebee, Smokescreen, Wheeljack, Knock Out
Heylin Showdown by Xilex90 reviews
When Jack Spicer/s mansion is destroyed in an unexplained explosion, what's an Evil Boy Genious to do?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,057 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jack, Chase
srs bsnss by Ryuki Rose reviews
AU. Korra the Avatar reblogs some gifs from her favorite cartoon show, an anon berates her - in an ask - since the show encourages Inequality. Guess who the anon is. Eventually, Amon and Korra fulfill each other's kink memes on a SpiritJournal - not realizing the identity of the other - and they eventually find out the truth. Things get even more awkward at a con.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,929 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Amon, Korra
Language Most Foul by SilverRayan reviews
Starscream hates English. It has none of the elegance of Cybertronian, and, deciding to ditch English and speak only in his native tongue, the SIC has reminded the troops that his screechy voice wasn't always so screechy... much to his mates' chagrin.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Starscream
Aisle 10 by Qindarka reviews
Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 187,937 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Project Reset: The Prequel by playswithworms reviews
DOTM AU: Two years after the events of Dark of the Moon, Barricade requires assistance. He finds a nice Autobot and asks for help politely.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,078 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Barricade, First Aid
Definitely Impossible by Someone aka Me reviews
When Harry and Draco are paired together in Auror training, Draco is convinced it's going to be impossible to survive this without utter madness breaking loose. But then, Potter seems to have a knack for doing impossible things. Post-War, eventual Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 82 - Words: 136,820 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
Best of Enemies, As Ever We Were by BlueSkyScribe reviews
The trip was Knock Out's idea. That didn't mean he couldn't complain about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Ratchet, Bulkhead, Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
The Healing by HissingSnake reviews
Post S1 finale. Amon survives the explosion. So too does the Equalist movement, with a new leader. Desperate to end the ongoing rebellion, Korra turns to the one person who may help her understand and stop the violence...Amon. Canon until the release of Book 2, Amorra content.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,176 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Captivity by Safe runner reviews
When those you care about are threatened, you have no choice but to obey your enemy... Ratchet fears the worst is yet to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ratchet, Knock Out
Cybertronian Nights by TheInamorato reviews
A collection of stories set in post TFA Season 3 Cybertron, centered around Kaon's hottest new brothel, Inamorato, operated by the madams Arcee and Strika. Pairings: Lock/Prowl, Blackout/Barricade, Meg/SS, plus a lot of one night stands, rare pairings and G1/Bayverse/Comics imports. Plenty of kink with multiple plots and all the feels! Warnings: sticky, dubcon, noncon, drug abuse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 255,754 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barricade, Prowl
Jock's Turn by HolyGrail-SangReal reviews
Trent isn't a normal kid, but he's done a good job of hiding it until now... Now a giant alien robot disguised as a car has kidnapped him and demanded he take him to Sam Witwicky. What will our beloved jerk do? Cursing, yaoi, major OOC, small abuse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Trent D., Kup
Where There's A Spark, There's A Way by Jacqueline Faber reviews
How do the residents of Detroit feel about the "scavenger hunt" for the AllSpark fragments? Why are organic planets off-limits? The Elite Guard has kept a dirty little secret for millions of years.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,499 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Starscream
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Redemption by Ryuki Rose reviews
Post-final showdown. Mako has lost his bending abilities, Korra feels responsible. She forces Amon to assist her in finding a way to reverse his work. Easier said than done when you need to find a Lion Turtle. Warning: Amorra intentions.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Without a Hitch by The Antic Repartee reviews
A Hitchups continuum: Hiccup made a choice, and that choice opened an entire universe of experiences. A series of one-shots tell the story before, during, and after the epic prologue Hitchups. The journey to Ragnarök is a long one. *categories may change*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Vacation by Ryuki Rose reviews
Three years have passed since Korra saved Republic City; now, she's on vacation in the North, hoping to ease her stressed out spirit. She happens upon a man, about twice her age, who agrees to take her to Arrluk, the home of ex-councilman Tarrlok and his brother. Amorra/Noarra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Amon, Korra
Substitute Professors by All Galimatias reviews
Magical professors are as prone to malady and mishap as Muggle teachers and when a member of staff is unable to teach at Hogwarts, it is always, unfathomably, the same two wizard-shaped beings who are enlisted to take fill the gap. For over one thousand years Aziraphale and Crowley have been supply teachers for Hogwarts, and they have seen its best, its worse and all those between.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Aberforth D., Aziraphale
Pain by Beguile reviews
After Hugo Strange uses him as a test subject for an experiment in the Narrows, John Blake ends up owing his life to Bane and relying on him to survive. Several years post-TDKR. AU.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,525 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - J. Blake, Bane - Complete
What You've Become by Last-Kiss-of-Damaris reviews
The quickest way to Brahms is through Silent Hill. Unfortunately, the town doesn't want to let George Sewell go. And nor, it seems, does Murphy. Slash
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - G. Sewell, Murphy P.
I Never Said I Cared by daftpen reviews
Mordecai and Viktor cross paths again, and it becomes hard to deny what could have been. One thing leads to another and the two become eachother's secret. Will it be so easy for Mordecai to walk away a second time? Slash. Human Versions. M FOR A REASON
Lackadaisy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Mordecai H., Viktor V.
Cuddles by Autaria reviews
Breakdown is presumed dead after being attacked by Airachnid. Knock Out discovers otherwise, and pledges his spark to helping the wounded warrior recover. Some Breakdown/Knock Out fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Breakdown, Knock Out
Mein Vollkommener Beschützer by Star-Struck Inu reviews
Hiccup is horrified to learn that his tribe will be journeying to a gather with the other 12 Viking tribes. Toothless is even more horrified when Stoick commands dragons to be left behind to maintain peace with the other tribes . But Toothless will not be denied in protecting his rider, no matter what. Slight Hicstrid (Edited- now with less German)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,463 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
misbegotten sons by Domenic reviews
AU. A collection of stories in a world where an adolescent Tarrlok tries to heal a badly burned child. UPDATE: part 4
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,349 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Tarrlok, Amon
A Different Approach by Snazzy Suit reviews
The Infection has completely ravaged North America and threatens to spread to the rest of the world. Many organizations strive to find a cure, but only one has made progress. This group has taken a different approach. The key? A smart mouthed janitor.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hunter, Smoker
The CoExistance Arc by madwriter223 -TF reviews
-UPDATED 28.11.12- The Decepticons and Autobots. Together. Oh, boy. / AU, mostly humor. Some romanse, definitely slash, and sparklings. Written in Katsuko's 'TC as SIC' AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
The Cave II: Shadows of the City by masksarehot reviews
Sequel to "The Cave". It has been four years since Amon and Korra allied to take down Tarrlok. Over the past year, they have built a secret relationship on a shaky foundation of sacrifice and denial. When threats emerge from the shadows of Republic City and everything begins to fall apart, they will be forced to decide: how much are they willing to sacrifice for the sake of love?
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,649 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
In the Name of Science by allihavetodoisfall reviews
Prime, post 'The Human Factor'. When he starts dissecting the patient, Knock Out begins to believe his assistant may not be as dead as he once thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Knock Out, Silas
The lesser evil by rotorhead reviews
2007 movie. Damaged and in Autobot territory with nowhere to go, Barricade is left with few options, none of which he likes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,017 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Barricade, Blackout
To Serve and Protect by AndromedaAI reviews
When Annabelle Lennox is kidnapped, the Lennox family is at a loss of what to do. The Autobots chased her kidnapper, but lost him. Barricade was on the kidnapper's tail the whole time, not knowing that the daughter of one of his enemies was the one who was being kidnapped. When he saves her, he can't find it within himself to kill her. What will happen to him if he doesn't?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Annabelle L., Barricade - Complete
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Teacher, Teacher by OokamiHybrid reviews
Written for the TDKRmeme. Bane is Talia's adoptive father, Blake is her nosy teacher, Selena is her one true frenemy, and dayum. Bruce Wayne looks good.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Bane, J. Blake
TDKR Mini Fills by OokamiHybrid reviews
This is where I'll be putting my mini fills for the TDKR meme. Many pairings, many ratings. First up: Bane head boopin' a kitten.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2012
Restoration by Nan00k reviews
2004. Veidt's perfect world has begun to crumble, a need for heroes prompts a new generation of costumed adventurers, and suddenly, Rorschach realizes he isn't quite dead. Hurm. AU.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,156 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, OC, Dan D./Nite Owl, Laurie J./Silk Spectre
is it just me, or is he losing it? by Domenic reviews
Knock Out wasn't there. Again. Post-"Crossfire." AU. UPDATE: Chapter Five.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown
Men in Black Suits by stetsonblack reviews
Mike Ross hadn't really expected to be interviewed by Harvey Specter, nor for the cop chasing him to turn into a tentacled alien. Clearly, these aren't law firm interviews. And why does Harvey keep flashing that light in his eyes?
Crossover - Men In Black & Suits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Mike R.
Recipe for Success by TheMsMeep reviews
So what if his plan is clipped from a ladies' magazine? Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, can totally make this work! Chack.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,705 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Jack, Chase
Delusions of Grandeur by Sonata Rapp reviews
Draco Malfoy is a successful Auror who is about to get dumped right in the middle of the most complicated case of his career. It only makes sense that a formerly missing Harry Potter is at the heart of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,781 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
and the glass zone shatters by Domenic reviews
On this side of the mirror, the Decepticons have a higher tolerance for humans. The Autobots, on the other hand, don't really give much thought to the skin-jobs beneath their feet... Shattered Glass/Mirrorverse Transformers Prime AU. UPDATE: CH.11
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,529 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Starscream, Knock Out
Good Cop, Bad Cop by G-POW reviews
Rorschach's Journal. Wasn't killed by Dr. Manhattan. Brought to alternate reality world. Met a thing called Deadpool. Wishing Jon had killed me. Hell would be salvation. Can't get theme song out of head. How the HELL did I end up being the good cop?
Crossover - Watchmen & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
This is War by MoonWallker reviews
Prowl and Jazz are the best Special Operations team Cybertron has ever seen. Only one problem – they can't stand each other. Can the war unite them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,813 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Harrie Pottare, by Agnes Nutter, Witch by ZomboDeZany reviews
A little idea about what would have happened if Heaven, Hell and our two favourite agents of theirs were to throw the spanners of nosiness into the wheels of ineffability around the Boy Who Lived...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010
Blaze Of Glory by Chronsse reviews
After taking a nasty blow to the head, Swindle's processor becomes a bit scrambled. And Onslaught isn't so sure he likes the attitude that he develops. Especially when it happens in the middle of battles. Amusing as it may be. They need a cure...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,041 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Swindle
Only Half A Monster by Lotta Devon reviews
Voldemort is dead. But the afterlife is an extraordinary thing, and he is transported to another world. But what will happen when a 19 year old Tom Riddle and a cruel, sadistic Dark Lord share the same body?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,757 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Braking Bad: Allens Attack by Manbat reviews
Walter White is hasing the peacfeul but than allens show up and haseing to compete with them now because drugs.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Complete
Story of a lifetime by taralynden reviews
In the long war, every mech had a story. This is just one of them. This is Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 265,329 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Prowl, Jazz] - Complete
When Extended Family is Discovered by Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 186,426 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
June And The Autobots by daughter-of-Myou reviews
June Darby's life used to be perfectly normal. A nurse and single mother, her biggest fear was that her teenage son would injure himself on his motorcycle. But that all changed when the bike in question transformed into a giant alien robot called Arcee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - June D., Ratchet
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
It Took Only One by Gimme-Chan reviews
A Story of Knock Out and Breakdown. How they met, how they got it on, and how they eventually become partners. Contains Mech on Mech
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Knock Out, Breakdown
Adiutor by Dinogrrl reviews
Prime/G1. Breakdown had hoped to leave his past in, well, the past, but we all know how well that tends to work out. Knock Out gets caught in the middle. And his bedside manner needs some work.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
To Catch a Thief by ShadowRhythm reviews
Prowl was known to be stiff and by-the-book, while Jazz was known to be the one to bend the rules until they almost broke. What if that wasn't how things used to be before the war when Prowl and Jazz first met? Movieverse Formerly known as Lost Demon Soul
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 159,896 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Smoke and Mirrors by RocketLawnchair reviews
They were secrets from eachother, some held their identity closer than others. The Spy was one of them. Pyro was the other, and truth be told Pyro was a little better at it. So who exactly IS the Pyro? Fem!Pyro
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,066 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Spy, Pyro
Encounters of the Giant Alien Robot Kind by EloraVashara reviews
CRACK. Miko is on a walk when she runs into Knockout. Trouble and...gossip...ensue? Perhaps Knockout just needs someone to confide in, and Miko just has a girly side that needs to get out sometimes!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
Confidence Game by mooncrossed reviews
What happens when a teenager with a phobia concerning driving gets tied up in one of Swindle's crazy money making schemes? Yeah, I'm scared, too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 187,993 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Swindle - Complete
A Temptation Too Great by Shoshana17 reviews
Takes place after "A Fistful of Energon." What would happen if Prowl said yes to Lockdown's offer? ProwlxLockdown slash. Read inside for further warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
Forbidden by Melby7777 reviews
Vampires and werewolves could never love one another. Not in a million years. They were natural enemies and all of them knew it. But it's not like Hidan ever followed 'family' tradition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Odd Moments by Demyrie reviews
A collection of off-topic vignettes from my TFA human!AU, Odd Couple. Why is Ratchet so sad? Can Bumblebee manage to keep Sari as a girlfriend? Most of all, where have all those pesky 'Cons got to? Everyone has a place in this world, promise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 174,043 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009
Flipside by Nan00k reviews
A fan of Transformers makes three realizations: Transformers are now real. Barricade wants to kill her. And now he's getting married to her cousin. Life...is no longer simple. Crack; post-2007movie.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Promote This by Shini-666 reviews
When granted the promotion to the Autobot's SIC Prowl never realized it would also include pranking frontliners, cranky medics, exploding engineers nor a gaggle of other oddballs. How did our doorwinger ever survive? G1 ish light Prowl x Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Is it Life or Art? by lilac-bramble reviews
AU KakuHidan set against the tempestuous backdrop of the London art scene... Kakuzu is an investment banker with an extensive collection and a difficult past, Hidan is a notoriously troubled life model about to move into the world of fashion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,064 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Robots, in Disguise? by antepathy reviews
Barricade has been given a 'special' Halloween mission by Starscream. It involves dronelings. He's not amused. More or less silly crack
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Odd Couple by Demyrie reviews
TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 162,632 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
Redeem by antepathy reviews
Barricade is captured by the Autobots, with no hope of rescue. Meanwhile, Flareup and Ironhide continue to have issues after their captivity, and Optimus tries to smooth things over with the humans. Sequel to "Fallout."
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,620 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Excellence as Reality by SageK reviews
You know these teams would so be able to take over the world together.
Crossover - Leverage & Losers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Eliot S., F. Clay
Cave In by antepathy reviews
Optimus Bob and I are co-writing a fun uh, not so little piece for you! Autobots and Decepticons, forced to work together? What will happen? Adventure and enemy-cooperatin' fun!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 98,706 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Optimus Prime, Barricade
The Little Bugger Stole Itself! by roze13 reviews
The Leverage team investigates a series of thefts and resales of the same car. The only strange thing is, they have evidence that no one actually stole the car. And why do they keep seeing that blue and red semi everywhere they go?
Crossover - Transformers & Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Optimus Prime, Nathan F.
All In The Job by Flamedancer33 reviews
07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - R. Simmons
Demon Trucks by C-Wolfeh reviews
Tallahassee, Columbus, and the girls had absolutely no luck when it came to the vehicles they tried to use. Crack warning! Enjoy!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Zombieland - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Ironhide - Complete
Sakura Majikku Mission Hogwarts by Evelyn- Sangria reviews
Sakura accepts a mission in a foreign world to protect a boy and all others in a castle. She was sent alone, but Tsunade sends a sencond operative to be with her.Also how will Hogwarts react to a ninja being their guard. Narutoxhogwarts crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,347 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Affection is a Strange and Useless Thing by GreyMothWing reviews
This takes place in the early years of the Great War on Cybertron. Shockwave has always seen emotions as a weakness but he can't help but take notice of certain someone in the ranks. Shockwave x Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Shockwave, Soundwave
Rampage by AvocadoLove reviews
There isn't a facility on any planet that can hold the Fire Prince and the World's Greatest Earthbender. Avatar/Stargate SG1 xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 189 - Published: 2/15/2009 - J. O'Neill, Zuko - Complete
A Sorrow of Magpies by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers for KH1, CoM, KH2. Every Organization has to start somewhere. A look at the Nobodies and how they learn the rules of an existence they never expected.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,655 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Xehanort, Vexen - Complete
The Assassin in the Wastebasket by SJ.Endeavor reviews
What do you get when you cross an overactive imagination with old childhood movies and new video games? Why, THIS, my good fellows! Features an eight inch tall Altair running around in a world of "giants."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Disposing of Teeth by PassiveAggressive101 reviews
Itachi never bothers to ask and Kisame never bothers to tell.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Callie’s Catnip Catastrophe by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] Another day, another good deed, another attempt on her life. All pars for the course for a non crooked politician in Megakat City. Callie Briggs deals with kidnap and catnip, all while wearing nothing but her skimpies. What a woman.
SWAT Kats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Cherazor reviews
Callie should have known better than to leave the both Swat Kats alone in her office. She'd been gone for only a moment, and they were already doing it.
SWAT Kats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Jack Spicer Wants to Take Over the World by Dr. Patience's Secretary reviews
All Jack wants to take over the world! Not Ice Land, not Fiji THE WHOLE WORLD! Now, he's looking for an alternative to the everfailing ShenGong Wu to do it. He's back to the Robots and all hilarious heck is about to break loose!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,741 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Jack - Complete
The Line by riversrunthroughme reviews
When the mannerisms of a thief become those of a killer...there are lines you can and cannot cross. A story about high crime, intrigue and proving once and for all that some criminals just choose to play on a team all their own. ON HIATUS
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,065 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Red-X, Robin
Your Problem by riversrunthroughme reviews
Twas the Night before Christmas, And someplace in Jump City, Slade's been stalking Red X, Oh...what a pity. Christmas Eve brings an unexpected face to Titan Tower and the reemergance of an old enemy. Red X fans eat your hearts out. nonyaoi
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,635 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Red-X, Slade - Complete
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Soundwave's Awkward, Very Strange Day reviews
Based on Demyrie's 'Odd Couple' and 'Odd Moments'. Soundwave gets an unexpected visitor, and his day just turns out strangely, with no sign of becoming normal anytime soon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Shockwave, Soundwave
Songbird reviews
The song meme, focusing on Megatron and Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Transformers: The Real Story reviews
The story behind the Transformers live action movie! Experience the craziness of our favorite robots, and how the cast and crew came to meet them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Swindle
Turned Tables reviews
When Kakuzu woke up in a coffin, he knew something was up. The fact that he was alive at all was a mystery. However, he was prepared to annoy Hidan until he got answers. T for Hidan's mouth. HidanKakuzu in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Harry Potter and the War Mage reviews
After the events of 'Curse the Dawn', Marsden sends war mage John Pritkin to Hogwarts to help his old friend who runs the school. But with dark wizards afoot, can Pritkin and the golden trio survive them, much less each other? *Cassie/Pritin later on*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cassandra Palmer Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Pritkin
The Unexpected reviews
first fic. it's the vampire mating season, and just about every vamp in England is going after Seras, including Alucard!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
The Day Voldemort had Crack reviews
The title says it all! Be warned, this is a crackfic, and very ooc. Rated for mild language and hinting. Takes place probably at about book 5 or 6. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
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