NCHammer326
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Joined 06-24-05, id: 840135, Profile Updated: 09-27-10

My name is Nick. When I'm not writing fanfiction, I'm pitching/writing articles for Cracked.

Here is my Cracked profile. You can find me on the PWOT forums trying to be funny.

Here is my Gunaxin profile. Now with numerous articles! Remember: The amount of views this gets determines my payment, so LOG ON TO EVERY COMPUTER IN YOUR COUNTRY AND READ MY ARTICLES.

I'm doing stuff for Ultimate Guitar!

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields

"We are the facillitators of our own creative evolution"- Bill Hicks

Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version has been mentioned on TVTropes! Twice!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanficRecs/KingdomHearts

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndZoidberg

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PM ME.

BREAKING NEWS, BITCHES: Reader Ichigo Fox is working on a video series with my KH story as the script!

EDIT:

HOLY SHIT, PART 1 IS UP. WATCH IT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IlKGbKhkBE

FIXED THE LINK, HA HA I'M RETARDED

PART 2:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_oqNiRVsx4&feature=sub

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PICK THE NARRATOR:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxi-Msnz3yE

Have a question for me but you're too awesome to send me a message? I have a Formspring account:

http://www.formspring.me/nchammer326

(Last updated 9/27/2010)

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Artemis' New School by jaredfan reviews
Artemis moves in with an American family and has to deal with other teenagers and school and stuff. I know this kind of story has been done before, but I liked the idea. My first fanfic ever.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,135 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
When candy goes bad by TenshiJaki reviews
or The attack of the left over mutant candy… Beast boy finds his forgotten stash of candy from the holidays... crazyness with bbrav robstar cybee and jinxspeedy COMPLETED
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete