Author has written 13 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Lord of the Rings.
(Yes, I know. Pretty lame title.)
YoU hAvE eNtErEd ThE rEaLm Of ThE uNkNoWn!
I MUST TELL EVERYONE THAT I HAVE CONVERTED TO ZEXIONISM!
Age: Somewhere between one and one million.
Past Screennames: PoofyPoodle, EvilEnigmaticMoomba, AxelSaixZeixon, Zexion,axelisbetterthanyou, ChundyButt, BerserkerSaix, AxelRoxasZexion, ZexionAxel, and of course, WindofDancingFlames.
Gender: Female(and proud)
Siblings: None. I wish. I have an annoying little sister who absolutely loves to get on everybody's nerves. ESPECIALLY MINE.
Hair: Navy and oh-so sooooooft...
Eyes: Neon orange.
Height: 6' 6"
Hometown: The World that Never Was. I was born in the Hospital that Doesn't Really Exist But It's there Anyway.
Abilities: Control people's minds, kill someone with my mind, set fires with my mind, change into anything I can think of, teleport, and turn invisible.
Personality: Gets angered easily, always bored and depressed, loves making fun of everybody, lazy, and insomniac.
Pets: I have a cute male poodle whose name is Charles. I just like calling him Charlie or Chundy. Don't ask me how I got the name Chundy. I seriously don't even know myself. Anyways, he is a standard poodle that is silver. That just means he goes from the color gray to the color white in his life. I also used to have two frogs that were about the size of quarters. You can buy them at PetSmart for $1.00 each.
Best Friends in the Whole Wide World: horsie890, fencergirl00, fatalfeline, and of course, Chundy. So what if I'm best friends with my dog.
Occupation: Burger King janitor who rules the world! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Appearance: Why the heck do you care? For all you know I could be a hobo. A HOBO THAT RULES THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Favorite Cartoon/Movie/Video Game Characters: Axel, Cloud, Sephiroth, Zexion, Spongebob, Patrick, Auron, Axel, Zexion, Axel, Ansem, Riku, Lulu, Kimahari, Yugi, the Angry Beavers, Sauron, Zexion, Demyx, Axel, Saromon, Jack Skellington, Legolas, Aragorn, Merry, Axel, Pippin, Gollum, Darth Vader, Axel, Darth Maul, Zexion, Edward Scissorhands, Darth Cidius, Yoda, Luke Skywalker, Axel, Saix, Xemnas, Chewbacca, Hans Solo, Zexion, Axel, DiZ, Zexion,Oogie Boogie, Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Axel, Zexion,Kaput, Zosky, Squidward, Yunalesca, Seymor(just because he's scary looking), Axel, Mickey Mouse, and Pluto. Did I say I liked Axel? Whoops. I guess I put Zexion in there a few too many times also. -_-"
Favorite Unknowns (From all Kingdom Hearts Games) in Order: Axel (of course),Zexion (awesome hair and enigmaticness), Saix (I find him strangely attractive), Xemnas (same thing as Saix), Demyx (he's cute like Axel. Axel is still way cuter),Roxas (he's Axel's best friend, therefore making him awesome),Marluxia ('cuz he's girly), Vexen ('cuz he's old),Luxord (he's like, weird), Xaldin (ditto), Xigbar (looks like Ansem),Lexaeus (don't get me started on how weird he is), Larxene (just plain creepy).
Favorite Video Games: 1. Kingdom Hearts 2 (it is the best game on the face of this earth) 2. Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories 3. Kingdom Hearts 4.Simpsons Hit and Run 5.All Dance Dance Revolutions
Favorite Hobbies: Playing Kingdom Hearts(all of 'em), watching the Kingdom Hearts 2 trailers until my eyes bleed, swimming, finding weird chibis of Organization characters on the computer(right now I only have Axel and Zexion), being obsessed with Kingdom Hearts, and hugging my doggy.
Actual Name: Billy Joe Armstrong. Just joking. I'd actually prefer not to say. tee hee
Favorite Video Game Bosses: Axel (drools), Sephiroth (I beat him on LV 90!) 0.0, the Witch King of Agmar (go LoTR!), the Balrog of Morgoth, Seymor (he's fat) tee hee, Xemnas, Ansem, Demyx, Emperor Griffyn, Flotsam the Clown, Robo Clown version 2, Linda the Evil Elephant, Dr. Robotnik, Riku Replica, Demyx, Xigbar, Xemnas.
Current Fanfiction: Well, right now I'm working on three. Lord of the Onion Rings, Cold Fire, and The Organization Goes Ice Skating. I'm also thinking about putting one up about Axel and Zexion, because there are way too few of those in the world. So that means write one, punk!
Favorite Songs/Bands: Anything by Green Day, Somewhere Only We Know by Keane, anything by Coldplay, anything by Maroon 5, anything by Evanescence, Switchfoot, Hawthorne Heights, Nightwish, Jimmy Eat World, Avenged Sevenfold, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, and Utada Hikaru. Okay, fine. I'll listen to any kind of music as long as it's not country or rap.
Favorite Fanfiction as of Right Now and Probably Forever: Break Me, Shake Me by kujazlilmage. It is like the awesomest thing on this fricken site. If you haven't read it then DO IT NOW! I'm like obsessed with it, it's so awesome.
Favorite Books: All Harry Potter books, Eragon, all Lord of the Rings books, anything by Ben Mikalsen, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Memoirs of a Geisha, and any kind of fanfiction, strategy guide, or book about Kingdom Hearts.
Favorite Movies: All Lord of the Rings movies(especially the third one. That's my favorite movie of all time), Harry Potter movies(except for #3. That one sucked.), Spaceballs, ADVENT CHILDREN (it's capitalized because it's so awesome), Memoirs of a Geisha, Phantom of the Opera, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both versions), basically anything by Tim Burton, all Star Wars movies(I also really love Star Wars), and if they ever come out with a movie about Kingdom Hearts that would be one on this list, and of course, all Kingdom Hearts 2 trailers(even though you wouldn't really consider those movies, but oh well), High Anxiety, and Young Frankenstein. Oh yeah, and my favorite movies of all time are the MONTY PYTHON MOVIES! So much funnyness, so little time!
Favorite Colors: Red, Black, Purple, Blue, and White.
Least Favorite Colors: Pink(I want to kill whoever invented pink), Yellow, and Orange.
OTP: ZexionSaix. It's as simple as that. To me, they just seem like they are meant for each other. They're both so emotionless...psha!
Least Favorite Pairings in THE WHOLE WORLD: AxelRoxas, ZexionDemyx, ZexionLexaeus, and SoraKairi. All of those are 1) overrated 2) completely insane 3) just plain stupid. There ya have it.
Favorite Pairings: AxelZexion (I think it's cute!), KairiHobo, SoraHobo, KadajYazoo (so what if they're brothers?), SaixZexion,ZexionXemnas, AnsemRiku (yes, I know it sounds weird, but it's really awesome),SaixXemnas (it's pretty obvious that they like each other in the game), IenzoXehanort (it's not the same as XemnasZexion, peeps!) DemyxMarluxia (they're both weird, you know), sometimes AxelSaïx, ZexionMarluxia,rarely AxelDemyx, AxelMarluxia, and LarxeneHobo. I make Axel seem like quite the whore. Not to mention Zexion. :P
Least Favorite Pairings: AxelLarxene (eeeeewgrossgrossgrossgross), MarluxiaNamine (shivers), SoraRiku (they're just friends!), SoraKairi (Kairi shall burn in Hell, along with Sora), AxelNamine (seriously, who even can think about that?), AxelRoxas (sure it may be true, but you'll never expect me to except it), anything yuri (that's almost as bad as AxelLarxene), now that I think about it: LarxeneAnybody (except for a hobo), and LexaeusZexion (Lexaeus is not worthy of Zexion, he belongs with a box or a rock).
Favorite Animals(real and surreal): MOOMBAS. I love moombas, but nobody knows what they are.(sobs). Anyways, I also like dragons, unicorns, horses, any type of big predator cat, poodles, wolves, anything bloodthirsty or vicious, werewolves, phoenixes, eagles, Nazgul(on LotR), and any kind of humungous, venemous snake.
Things I like to Do: Writing, drawing, biking, swimming, talking about people behind their backs, singing, playing piano, reading, studying science and anatomy, watching movies, being on fanfiction.net, staying up late, e-mailing, and diving. Yes, diving. I'm certified and everything. w00t.
Where to Find Me if you Ever Wanted to Hunt Me Down and Kill Me Because I Offended you in a Weird Way or if you Just Wanted to Come By and Have a Chat: Somewhere on planet Earth.
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That's all I can think of for now:)
Favorite Catch Phrases: "Oyvenbloyven!"-Dr.Frink.
"Hi, my name's Bob"-WindOfDancingFlames.
"Commit it to memory."-Axel.
"It's about time you gave me one hell of a show!"- Axel also.
"I've got you now!"-Darth Vader.
"Luke, I am your father."-Darth Vader also.
"You know, if you take out the N in Finding Nemo, you get Finding Emo. It's the newest hit movie about a little fishy name Zexion.-WindOfDancingFlames.
" I'm now going to go lay around on my butt and do something productive with my life."-WindOfDancingFlames.
"Have you seen any hobos lately? If so, were they carrying any shoes? Those shoes could've been mine."-WindOfDancingFlames also.
"You sold your soul to the devil for a doughnut, Homer? You must really like doughnuts."-Ned Flanders.
"Drum Machines Have No Souls-" bumper sticker.
"I'm like a sack of potatoes to be abused at will"-Tre Cool.
"You get gasoline, you #((# around with it a little bit, it goes all over your face-and before you know it, your head is on fire.-" Tre Cool again.
"I was shooting fire out of my mouth! So far I've managed to make it to 30 feet.-" Tre Cool again again.
"It' s not stolen if you take it without asking!"- Demyx.
"You really put Organization XIII in a pickle." - Xigbar.
"If I had a heart, I'd be dying of laughter right now."- Saix.
"Talk about blank with a capital "B"- Axel.
"Way to go, furball." -Wolverine from X3.
"If I were to be anybody in the world, I'd be Catwoman!"- Tre Cool.
"Holy Pete's man-tits!"- Demyx from archy the cockroach's story, damsel in distress
"Look! An undead monkey!" Captain Jack Sparrow.
And if you're wondering why I talk about myself in third-person in the quotes, I really have no idea.
Other Junk You May Want To Know About But Doesn't Really Matter: Kingdom Hearts 2 comes out the day before my birthday, my dog is almost four years old, I love Saix,I'm obsessed with Pink Floyd and Zexion, I'm actually good at drawing, I once fell off of a cliff, my best friend is an imaginary pirate named Bob (just kidding. I'm not that crazy), I love Saix, poodles are awesome, my sister is incredibly stupid, I am incredibly smart, Tre Cool is cool, I love Zexion, I want Photoshop, and I love Saix and Zexion. Wait. I said that already, didn't I? (reading paragraph over again) Oh, apparently I did. Whoopsie doodles. Oh, and just to let you know, ZEXION AND SAIX ARE MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!
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Information about my current fanfictions posted:
Cold Fire: Almost completed. Recently updated. I haven't started on the last chapter yet, but I'm working on it. I'm planning a very unfair and tragic ending. I hope more people review for the twelfth chapter. SO DO IT NOW! It's about Axel and Roxas and is, in fact, shonen-ai. Totally better than it sounds.
The Organization Goes Ice Skating: Is not almost complete but is about halfway through the story (I think). About to be updated (I promise!). The next chapter is back to the Orgy at the Ice Skating Rink, and should be much funnier than the ninth chapter. I still need help with ideas for partners when I get to the third round, so if you would e-mail or pm me that would be awesome.
Verlorene Liebe: Just started. Just added. I had this idea a few months ago to tell the story of Zexion and the rest of the Organization before KH1. I hope that it gets more reviews than it has already because it's actually very descriptive and has an unusual pairing in it. Of course, that pairing is SaixZexion, which also happens to be my current favorite. Just check it out and tell me what you think, if you would be so very kind.
These are the Reasons: Finished. Recently added. It's basically a poem about any Organization member you want to think of. Pleez read!
Lord of the Onion Rings: Not neary done yet. Not recently updated. I actually am working on the next chapter, but I first wrote it in script form so I have to convert it to regular writing. It sucks, I know, but hopefully the next chapter will be posted soon.
Artwork: Finished. Added a few months ago. I was very surprised at the reaction to this one. 62 reviews for just one chapter! Unbelievable! And most of the reviews were good...I'm kinda surprised that its sequel didn't get so many of said reviews.
Masterpiece: Finished. Recently added. For being the sequel to Artwork, I was kind of surprised to see that it didn't get very many reviews. Although, I CAN understand that because there was very little S&M in it, that might be the reason it's not so popular. But still, I would like to see at least a few more reviews for it...
Tourniquet: Finished. Added a few months ago. I know the whole concept was weird, but it came to me in a dream, actually. I ended up really liking the pairing with the adopted father/son thing and I had to write something about it. I am not surprised that not many people have reviewed for it.
Enigmatic Fate: Part One: Finished. First fanfiction. I can't believe that I actually wrote this. I mean, it's about KAIRI of all people! And I was actually being nice to her! shiver
Enigmatic Fate: Part Two: Finished. Second fanfiction. This story actually was not continued from part one. It started its own story. And in this one I was actually being nice to SORA of all people! I wonder what happened to me?
Vegitarianism: Finished. Added a few months ago. It was just a random idea that came to me. That pretty much sums it all up.
Yokubo: Finished. First yaoi/shonen-ai fanfic. I think I did a good job on this one, just because the pairing (AxelZexion) was one of my favorites for a long time. However, some people (including me) find the whole concept of it stupid.
The Fright Before Christmas: Finished. First poem. I have only one thing to say: I'm surprised I could ryhme that many words.
Things/People I Hate: People who hate me, people that like pink (not including if you have proven to be worthy of my kinship), people who are popular, people who think that being gothic is wrong, homophobics, OCs, anything to do with Jesse McCartney, Hilary Duff, or Avril Lavigne, pink, people who hate Axel, Lexaeus fans, large crowds, loud noises other than my music,anybody against Zexion, people who think Sora is the best thing that's ever happened, and pyrophobics. I just can't stand pyrophobics.
Lord of the Onion Rings Note: Lord of the Onion Rings was taken off of this site by the site because it was in script format. I am currently re-typing it in non-script format. Thank you for your patience.
Random Question of the Week: Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Words of Wisdom for the Week: If you want to make fun of Axel (which I hope you don't), call him The McFlurry of Dancing Flames.
Who Is Currently Invading My Head: Saix. He's always telling me to do crazy things and filling my head with ideas for fanficitons! I can't stand it! Well, actually, I've gotten quite used to it because he's been in there for so long--BUT STILL IT DRIVES ME FURTHER INTO INSANITY!
The Song That Is Currently Playing Over and Over in My Head: Learning To Fly by Pink Floyd. It's awesome, and you must listen to it if you never have. In fact, listen to Pink Floyd if you never have.
My Current Favorite Movie: PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. It's a really great, movie, play, and book. Gerard Butler is really great in it. It's very sad at the end, but it's really great.
Fanfictions I am bound to Write: I'm probably going to write one about Phantom of the Opera, I've just got to finish Cold Fire first and get an idea for it.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames
And currently I am trying something that you shouldn't try at home. I am writing two fanfics at once! ~gasps~
I think I know what you're thinking after you read this, or one of my fanfictions...
I'M ONE MESSED UP PERSON!
News Bullitin: I BEAT KH2 IN A MATTER OF3 1/2DAYS! I AM SUPREME!
P.S.- Don't forget to check out my friend's accounts: fatalfeline, horsie890, and fencergirl00.
P.P.S.- The sequel to Artwork is up. It's called Masterpiece. Please read and review it.
P.P.P.S. - MADE YOU LOOK! MWAHAHA!
P.P.P.P.S.- For more information on my fanfictions, please look toward the middle of this incredibly long profile. Thank you.
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