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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Camp Rock, Twilight, Howl's Moving Castle, Flame of Recca, Dragon Ball Z, Glee, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

NAME: You Wish

ABOUT ME: I love to read, write, and draw. My friends think I read to much, and my family thinks I am crazy. I do not read to much, I read the perfect amount, thank you very much, I have no excuse for the crazy accusation whoever. I am in eight grade, and live in a small place where there are about 350 students, so yeah. I have a teacher that hates me. A lot. It might be because I told her to call my mom and always ignored her when she told me to spit out my gum, but that's beside the point.

My favorite books are Twilight, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Meet the Robinsons, Camp Rock, The Dark Night, Cheetah Girls, and High School Musical

Favorite Anime/manga: Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Avatar: the last air bender, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha









Mitchie/ Shane

Caitlyn/ Nate

I could keep writing but, I already have a lot of other things on this profile.


Favorite Harry Potter Quotes and Excerpts

"Well I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?" "Probably that you are going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." - Harry

"...From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die ,Ron , die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." - Ron

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." - Ron

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large pink face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."

"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," Dudley told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."

"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she Mrs.Weasley thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?"
"Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one more thing, however."
"What do you see when you look in the mirror?"
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Harry stared.
"One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" Harry
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron.

"So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone by next Tuesday," said Ron.

"So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone by next Tuesday," said Ron.

Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.

Harry learned quickly not to feel to sorry for the gnomes. He decided to just drop the first one just over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank his razor sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off until -
"Wow, Harry - that must have been fifty feet!"

“If you think I’m going to let six people risk their lives - !”
“ – because it’s the first time for all of us,” said Ron.
“This is different, pretending to be me – ”
“Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,” said Fred earnestly. “Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.”

“Do ghouls normally wear pajamas?”
“No,” said Ron. “Nor have they usually got red hair or that number of pustles.”
Harry contemplated the thing, slightly revolted. It was human in shape and size, and was wearing what, now that Harry’s eyes became used to the darkness, was clearly an old pair of Ron’s pajamas. He was also sure that ghouls were generally rather slimy and bald, rather than distinctly hairy and covered in angry purple blisters.
“He’s me, see?” said Ron.
“No,” said Harry. “I don’t.”

Seventeen, eh!” said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.
“Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?”
“Vaguely,” said Harry, grinning up at him. “Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?”
“I forge’ the details,” Hagrid chortled.

“And as for this book,” said Hermione, “The Tales of Beedle the Bard … I’ve never even heard of them!”
“You’ve never heard of The Tales of Beetle the Bard?” said Ron incredulously. “You’re kidding, right?
“No, I’m not!” said Hermione in surprise. “Do you know them, then?”
“Well, of course I do!”
Harry looked up, diverted. The circumstance of Ron having read a book that Hermione had not was unprecedented.
Lots of quotes and other funny things

The real Harry thought that this might just be the most bizarre thing he had ever seen, and he had seen some extremely odd things. He watched as his six doppelgangers rummaged in the sacks, pulling out sets of clothes, putting on glasses, stuffing their own things away. He felt like asking them to show a little more respect for his privacy as they all began stripping off with impunity, clearly much more at ease with displaying his body than they would have been with their own.
"I knew Ginny was lying about that tattoo," said Ron , looking down at his bare chest.

"So that's little Scorpius,"said Ron under his breath. "Make sure you beat him in every test Rosie.Thank God you inherited your mother's brains."
"Ron for heaven's sake,"said Hermione, half stern, half amused. "Don't try to turn them against each other before they've even started school!"
"You're right, sorry," said Ron. But unable to help himself, he added "Don't get too friendly with him, though Rosie. Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pure blood."

"There was the sound of pattering feet, a blaze of shining copper, an echoing clang, and a shriek of agony: Kreacher had taken a run at Mundungus and hit him over the head with a saucepan.
"Call 'im off, call 'im off, 'e should be locked up!" screamed Mundungus, cowering as Kreacher raised the heavy-bottomed pan again.
"Kreacher, no!" Shouted Harry.
Kreacher's thin arms trembled with the weight of the pan, still held aloft. "Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?"
Ron laughed.
"We need him conscious, Kreacher, but if he needs persuading you can do the honors," said Harry.
"Thank you very much, Master."

"There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
"Is this the moment?" Harry asked weakly, and the when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. "OI! There's a war going on here!"
Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other.
"I know mate," said Ron who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a bludger, "so it's now or never, isn't it?"

"Teddy's back there," James said breathlessly, pointing back over his shoulder into the billowing clouds of steam. "Just seen him! And guess what he's doing? Snogging Victoire!"
He gazed up at the adults, evidently disappointed by the lack of reaction.
"Our Teddy! Teddy Lupin! Snogging our Victoire! Our cousin! And I asked Teddy what he was doing--"
"You interrupted them?" said Ginny. "You are so like Ron--"

"Our Headmaster is taking a short break," said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window.

"Rubeus Hagrid . well-known gamekeeper at Hogwarts School, has narrowly escaped arrest within the grounds of Hogwarts, where he is rumored to have hosted a 'Support Harry Potter' party in his house. However, Hagrid was not taken into custody, and is, we believe, on the run." Lupin
"I suppose it helps, when escaping from Death Eaters, if you've got a sixteen-foot-high half brother?" asked Lee.
"It would tend to give you an edge," agreed Lupin gravely.

"And the rumors that he keeps being sighted abroad?" asked Lee.
"Well, who wouldn't want a nice little holiday after all the hard work he's been putting in?" asked Fred. "Point is, people, don't get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking that he's out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don't count on him being a long way away if you're planning on taking any risks. I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!"

"This girl is very nice-looking," Krum said, recalling Harry to his surroundings. Krum was pointing at Ginny, who had just joined Luna. "She is also a relative of yours?"
"Yeah," said Harry, suddenly irritated, "and she's seeing someone. Jealous type. Big bloke. You wouldn't want to cross him."

"You must kill me." Dumbledore
There was a long silence, broken only by an odd clicking noise. Fawkes the phoenix was gnawing a bit of cuttle bone.
"Would you like me to do it now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"

Fred, George, Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the angel on top of the tree was actually a garden gnome that had bitten Fred on the ankle as he pulled up carrots for Christmas dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the ugliest angel Harry had ever seen, with a large bald head like a potato and rather hairy feet.

Pointing his wand at nothing in particular, he gave it an upward flick and said Levicorpus! inside his head.
There was a flash of light and the room was full of voices: Everyone had woken up as Ron had let out a yell. Harry sent Advanced Potion-Making flying in panic; Ron was dangling upside down in midair as though an invisible hook had hoisted him up by the ankle.
"Sorry!" yelled Harry, as Dean and Seamus roared with laughter, and Neville picked himself up from the floor, having fallen out of bed. "Hang on- I'll let you down-"
He groped for the potion book and riffled through it in a panic, trying to find the right page; at last he located it and deciphered one cramped word underneath the spell: Praying that this was the counter-jinx, Harry thought Liberacorpus! with all his might.
There was another flash of light, and Ron fell in a heap onto his mattress.
"Sorry," repeated Harry weakly, while Dean and Seamus continued to roar with laughter.
"Tomorrow," said Ron in a muffled voice, "I'd rather you set the alarm clock."

"I thought you lived in that girls' bathroom?" said Harry, who had been careful to give the place a wide berth for some years now.
"I do," Myrtle said, with a sulky little shrug, "but that doesn't mean I can't visit other places. I came and saw you in your bath once, remember?"
"Vividly," said Harry.

"Very well then," said Dumbledore, pushing open the broom-shed door and stepping out into the yard. "I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are."

"If I'm having lessons with you, I won't have to do Occlumency with Snape, will I?"
"Professor Snape, Harry - and no, you will not."
"Good," said Harry in relief, "because they were a -"
"I think the word 'fiasco' would be a good one here."

"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion,'" said Madam Pomfrey.

"You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly.
"What, and get attacked by another flock of canaries?" muttered Ron.
"What did you have to imitate her for?"
"She laughed at my mustache!"
"So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen."
"And speaking of hitherto unsuspected skills, Ronald," said George, "what is this we hear from Ginny about you and a young lady called - unless our information is faulty - Lavender Brown?"
Ron turned a little pink, but did not look displeased as he turned back to the sprouts. "Mind your own business."
"What a snappy retort," said Fred. "I really don't know how you think of them. No, what we wanted to know was ... how did it happen?"
"What d'you mean?"
"Did she have an accident or something?"
"Well, how did she sustain such extensive brain damage?"

"And then I called out, 'Who's there?'"
"You couldn't have found out who it was without asking?" Harry asked her, slightly frustrated.
"The Inner Eye," said Professor Trelawney with dignity, straightening her shawls and many strands of glittering beads, "was fixed upon matters well outside the mundane realms of whooping voices."
"Right," said Harry hastily; he had heard about Professor Trelawney's Inner Eye all too often before. "And did the voice say who was there?"
"No, it did not," she said. "Everything went pitch black and the next thing I knew, I was being hurled headfirst out of the Room!"
"And you didn't see that coming?" said Harry, unable to help himself.
"No, I did not, as I say, it was pitch -" She stopped and glared at him suspiciously.

"There isn't anyone I want to invite," mumbled Harry, who was still trying not to think about Ginny any more than he could help, despite the fact the fact that she kept cropping up in his dreams in ways that made him devoutly thankful that Ron could not perform Legilimency.

He had known Ginny for years now...It was natural that he should feel protective...natural that he should want to look out for her...want to rip Dean limb from limb for kissing her...No...he would have to control that particular brotherly feeling...

Non-verbal spells were now expected, not only in Defense Against the Dark Arts, but in Charms and Transfiguration too. Harry frequently looked over at his classmates in the common room or at mealtimes to see them purple in the face and straining as though they had overdosed U-No-Poo.

She's Ron's sister
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first--
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!

"Er-well-ghosts are transparent-" he said
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent."

"Madam Rosmerta's finest oak-matured mead," said Dumbledore, raising his glass to Harry, who caught hold of his own and sipped. He had never tasted anything like it before, but enjoyed it immensely.
The Dursleys, after quick, scared looks at one another, tried to ignore their glasses completely, a difficult feat, as they were nudging them gently on the sides of their heads. Harry could not suppress a suspicion that Dumbledore was rather enjoying himself.

Dangling from the chain in large gold letters were the words: MY SWEETHEART.
"Nice," he said. "Classy. You should definitely wear it in front of Fred and George."
"If you tell them," said Ron, shoving the necklace out of sight and under his pillow, "I -- I -- I'll --"
"Stutter at me?" said Harry, grinning.

(After Lupin goes through a list of all the things they've done to discredit Dumbledore) "But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog Cards," said Bill, grinning.

"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.

"- but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public-"
"-but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the-"

Fred and George were looking particularly annoyed; both were bandy-legged and winced with every movement. "I think a few of mine have ruptured," said Fred in a hollow voice.
"Mine haven't," said George, through clenched teeth. "They're throbbing like mad...feel bigger if anything..."

"Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.
"What do you mean, 'tried'?" said Ron quickly.
"He never managed to get all the words out," said Fred, "due to the fact that we forced him headfirst into that Vanishing Cabinet on the first floor."
Hermione looked very shocked. "But you'll get into terrible trouble!"
"Not until Montague reappears, and that could take weeks, I dunno where we sent him," said Fred coolly. "Anyway, we've decided that we don't care about getting into trouble anymore."
"Have you ever?" asked Hermione.
"'Course we have," said George. "Never been expelled, have we?"
"We might have put a toe across occasionally," said Fred.
"But we've always stopped short of causing real mayhem," said Fred.
"But now?" said Ron tentatively.
"-what with Dumbledore gone-" said Fred.
"-we reckon a bit of mayhem-" said George.
"-is exactly what our dear new Head deserves," said Fred.

"Thank you so much, Professor!" said Professor Flitwick in his squeaky little voice. "I could have got rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn't sure whether I had the authority..."
Beaming, he closed the classroom door in Umbridge's snarling face.

"You two," she went on, gazing down at Fred and George, "are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school."
"You know what?" said Fred. "I don't think we are."
He turned to his twin.
"George," said Fred, "I think we've outgrown a full-time education."
"Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself," said George lightly.
"Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?" asked Fred.
"Definitely," said George.
And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wants and said together, "Accio Brooms!"
Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left he ducked just in time -- Fred and George's broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy chain and iron peg with which Umbridge had fastened them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor toward their owners. They turned left, streaked down the stairs, and stopped sharply in front of the twins, the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor.
"We won't be seeing you," Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
"Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch," said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students, and at the silent, watchful crowd.
"If anybody fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three Diagon Alley - Weasley's Wizard Wheezes," he said in a loud voice. "Our new premises!"
"Special discounts to Hogwarts students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat," said George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
"STOP THEM!" shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off
from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
"Give her hell from us, Peeves."
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.

By the time Ernie MacMillan, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Anthony Goldstein, and Terry Boot had finished using a wide variety of the hexes and jinxes Harry had taught them, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle resembled nothing so much as three gigantic slugs squeezed into Hogwarts uniforms as Harry, Ernie, and Justin hoisted them into the luggage rack and left them there to ooze.
"I must say, I'm looking forward to seeing Malfoy's mother's face when he gets off the train," said Ernie with satisfaction.
"Goyle's mum'll be really pleased, though," said Ron. "He's loads better looking now."

Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."

"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"They won't," said Harry.
"That you're safe -"
"That'll just depress them."
"- and you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?"

"We thought we'd just have a few words with you about Harry," said Mr. Weasley, still smiling.
"Yeah," growled Moody. "About how he's treated when he's at your place."
Uncle Vernon's mustache seemed to bristle with indignation. Possibly because the bowler hat gave him the entirely mistaken impression that he was dealing with a kindred spirit, he addressed himself to Moody.
"I am not aware that it is any of your business what goes on in my house--"
"I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley," growled Moody.

"Mad-Eye Moody?" said George thoughtfully, spreading marmalade on his toast. "Isn't he that nutter-"
"Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody," said Mrs. Weasley sternly.
"Yeah, well, Dad collects plugs, doesn't he?" said Fred quietly as Mrs. Weasley left the room. "Birds of a feather..."

"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."

Ron: "Who're you going with then?"
Fred: "Angelina."
Ron: "What? You've already asked her?"
Fred: "Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?"

"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."

He therefore had to endure over an hour of Professor Trelawney, who spent half the lesson telling everyone that the position of Mars with relation to Saturn at that moment meant that people born in July were in great danger of sudden, violent deaths. "Well, that's good," said Harry loudly, his temper getting the better of him, "just as long as it's not drawn out. I don't want to suffer."

"Oh Professor look! I think I found an unsuspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"
"It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney peering down a the chart.
"Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?" said Ron.

"Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid.
"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore.
"I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.

"But I think Durmstrang must be somewhere in the far north," said Hermione thoughtfully. "Somewhere very cold, because they’ve got fur capes as part of their uniforms."
"Ah think of the possibilities," said Ron dreamily. "It would’ve been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident... Shame his mother likes him..."

"You’re joking, Weasley!" said Malfoy, behind them. "You’re not telling me someone’s asked that to the ball? Not the long-molared Mud blood?"
Harry and Ron both whipped round, but Hermione said loudly, waving to somebody over Malfoy’s shoulder, "Hello, Professor Moody!"
Malfoy went pale and jumped backward, looking wildly around for Moody, but he was still up at the staff table, finishing
his stew.
"Twitchy little ferret, aren’t you, Malfoy?" said Hermione scathingly, and she, Harry, and Ron went up the marble staircase laughing heartily.

"Maybe he'll believe I'm not enjoying myself once I've got my neck broken or - "
"That's not funny," said Hermione quietly. "That's not funny at all." She looked extremely anxious. "Harry, I've been thinking - you know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?"
"Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the - "
"Write to Sirius."

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

(Harry, just being greeted by Percy) "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seized her hand too. "How really corking to see you-"

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."

"How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.
"The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley.
Everyone looked up at him.
"Why?" said Percy curiously.
"It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them-"
"-for Humongous Bighead," said Fred.

Yu Yu Hakusho Quotes

"Kurama! Take off your clothes!" - Yusuke

"Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic."- Hiei

"I'm sure your minty-fresh breath was well worth the delay." - Hiei

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei

"I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any spirit surprises!"- Yusuke

"I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says so otherwise. Meow."-Botan

"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize. The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"- Jin

"After all the explosions, a stink wakes him."-Kurama

"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain. "-Hiei

"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it." -Hiei, talking about his right arm

"Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to rescue us when we needed you must you big softie, or should I say little softie."- Yusuke

"I should have slit his throat when I had the chance. "-Hiei

"All you needed was a good kick in the ass." - Hiei

"Listen to me as closely as you can you two: I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all."-Hiei

"That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats."-Yusuke

"Hey, that's weird. I didn't know you had a little sis, Hiei. I bet she's a pint size pain in the you know what just like you, probably ugly too."-Kuwabara

"But more importantly, we answered the question. Boxers or briefs?"- Yusuke

"This stupidity is making me nauseous." -Hiei

"If you had used that lump three feet above your butt you would've held on to your soul." looks at Hiei "Make that two feet for you."-Genkai

"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid."-Yusuke

"Today did start off weird. I went to school..."-Yusuke

"What's your problem, get back on the ground. I hit you too hard for you to be on your feet!"-Yusuke

"Sorry, but I don't have time to be arrested."- Kurama

"See Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap! Yap! Yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens! You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb."-Yusuke

"That evil laugh is really starting to piss me off!"-Yusuke

"Those who won, please follow me! Those who lost, please get lost!"-Genkai

"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villians! Fish food!" - Yusuke

"Helping is not the right word. Koenma may regard us as equals, but I do not. Once inside the castle, I suggest you let us do the work. As far as I'm concerned, we're baby sitting."-Hiei

"Let's avoid fighting. You're not worth it."-Hiei

"Oh, please, sir, not spankings!" - Koenma's personal Blue Ogre assistant

"I just hit a teacher!" - Keiko (I wish I could do that!)

"Out of this whole plan, you made one stupid mistake. You went and pissed me off!" -Yusuke

"Fool! There can't be an earthquake on water." -Hiei

"He's clearly no match for Kurama. What a joke of a round. It's a pity you couldn't have taken him and let Kurama deal with the little child and his yo-yo's."-Hiei

"Oh, shove it where it hurts!" -Yusuke

"You know, one of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!"- Yusuke

"Cheer up Baken, your brain's just small. It's not your fault you can't remember all those things you did to Kurama. So I'm gonna refresh your memory by using your body as an example!" -Yusuke

"Took a punch straight in the face just for a chance to kick me. He's a crazy rat for sure." -Jin

"Just laughing. It seems you don't know brothers very well, Botan." -Kurama

"Is it just these pants or did you really get a nice ass?" - Yusuke

"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice box."-Hiei

"Watch it kid, I can still destroy you." -Genkai

"When I see Yusuke's disposition I see scales and beady eyes, but cute and furry's another way to go." -Botan

"That's very unsanitary. Do you know how many demons that blade has cut through?" - Hiei

"Careful, fate may have a sense of humor." - Shishiwakamaru

"Maybe you don't understand the concept of 'force field'." - Hiei

"I almost killed my favorite dimwit." -Genkai

"If anyone had ever told me my fate laid in the hands of a blue runt that goes 'poo', I probably would've punked him."-Yusuke

"Yes, tell them I'm her brother. I'll rather enjoy torturing you to death." -Hiei

"She said the last year of her life was crumby because as a student you were a pain in the rear, and she asked you to stay alive for a really long time so she could have some peace and quiet for once." - Koenma

"So, you gonna let go, or are we just gonna stand here and do the Tango?"-Koenma

"Who are you calling moron, pacifier junkie!" -Yusuke

"I thought you'd know better to corner an animal like a fox Karasu, we have a tendency to show our teeth." -Yoko Kurama

"It's called tact, Kurama, you should consider using some."-Karasu

"At least you are consistent. Consistently foolish if you think that axe will have any more effect than the last." - Hiei

"I may be a small target, but this is just sad." -Hiei

"My brothers all got white-collar jobs, with wives and families, and if I had a life like that, I'd kill myself."-Sakyyo

"If we aren't, it's no thanks at all to the drunken biggie that traded our tickets for a couple of pints." -Jin

"Right now all your griping's about as useful as tits on a bull." -Chu

"You lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy, talk about lame." - Jin

"Yes, well, I tried to inform you, but you were too engrossed in your speech." -Kurama

"Your stubbornness is even greater than your stupidity." -Hiei

"We're in front of about a million people, including Keiko and my boss and hardcore demon fighters! And you make me say all that sissy crap!" -Yusuke

"He's acting so pathetic that I even feel sorry for him." -Hiei

"I told you guys to do the stamping while I was gone! I even gave you my seal, and my favorite ink pad with the ponies on the top!" -Koenma

"He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone." -Koenma

"Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense." -Yusuke

"What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?" -Hiei

"Too bad Hiei's not here, he could use his Jagan Eye to find himself." -Botan

"I'm warning you. You so much as bruise what's in your hand, and I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged when you die. You will no longer exist." -Kurama

"He may look like a dimwit, in fact, he definitely is. But he's also the Dark Tournament champ and he can fight like a genius when he knows his prey." -Genkai

"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid." -Yusuke

"If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!"-Genkai

"You're gonna regret saying that one! I'm writing an advice book for bad guys, it's called don't piss me off!" -Yusuke

"Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifier ten inches down your throat!"- Yusuke

"Never take yourself too seriously and you won't turn into a freakin' fanatic." -Yusuke

"Wait you idiot! Haven't you learned? You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!" -Yusuke

"I mean seriously, why can't we ever have a chase on an elevator!" -Kuwabara

"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care even less. Wake me for the end of the world. " -Hiei

"The tree won't stop until its host is dead, but as you've said Toguro, your regenerative powers make you unable to die. You will suffer for eternity here, torn between your hate, and your agony, and so be it. Rogues like you deserve to be damned." -Kurama

"Guess he missed his Toguro vaccination."-Yusuke

"Maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!" -Yusuke

"Lover-boy! Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed!" - Hiei

"Kill us if you're going to, just spare us the sound of your voice." -Hiei

"I'm the same, Yusuke Urameshi! Fearless protector of the good stuff with a healthy kicking assness and a general hate for authority. And nothing as trivial as a violent death or a few drops of demon blood mixed with mine is gonna keep me from helping out my friends and saving the world and kicking the bad guy's ass."-Yusuke

"I'm sorry, I got delayed. Traffic was a bitch." -Yusuke

"You can tell King Daddy that, and that he can disown me, fire me, or put me up for adoption." -Koenma

"Just you and me now... Well, you and you and you and you and you and you and you and me. We're going to finish this." -Yusuke

"Dammit, my sword must have slipped." -Hiei (jumps into the air and cuts Chapter Black to shreds)

"I don't know who I should fear more. Mukoru... or Hiei." - Kurama

"Sorry to kick ass and run guys, but it's time for me to beat the old bastard." -Yusuke

"Yomi, you son of a bitch! You hear me? I'm coming, so boil up a kettle of tea!"-Yusuke

"You can't end a good party without someone on the floor." -Yusuke

"Hiei...I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through...But I'm not interested in you that way." -Kurama

"Why aren't you inside watching cartoons like a normal kid?"-Kuwabara

"When I was a boy, we listened to our elders... And our video games."-Kuwabara

"Sakyyo?! You mean he was already starting stuff when I was getting kicked out of kindergarten?"-Yusuke

"Geez, more alcohol and I'd need a designated driver!" -Yusuke

"Urameshi, there's too many of 'em! And I'm not sure but I think they wanna eat me!"-Kuwabara

"For a joke to get old, it has to be funny in the first place." -Shizuru

"That's a bad sign. Mumbling and talking to himself." -Shizuru

"Kurama really is a fox thing! Gee, and to think I let him near my kitten."-Kuwabara

"What are you waiting for? Your balls to drop?" -Yusuke

"You're not ready to die, you just stopped teething." -Yusuke

"Hey, Kuwabara, you're conscious. I'm not used to that." -Yusuke

"Gee-ez, something tells me you're still mad about that grandma comment. You really need to enjoy life more... old lady." -Yusuke

"Hate fish. What a stupid name." -Yusuke

"Even though it looks like I can't move right now, I'm very dangerous."-Yusuke

"Damn it... Sandman's playing reruns."- Yusuke

"I didn't know demons thought so logically."- Yusuke

"We should eat as many as we want. They multiply like they're fighting extinction as it is."- Yomi

Yusuke: "Kurama and Hiei aren't dumb enough to fall into a trap like that."
Kurama: (looks at Hiei) "Yes, or scream the word "Hot"."
(Hiei glares at Kurama)

Keiko's Friend: "If you cross him he'll whistle for 2000 bad guys with guns!"
Keiko: "Yusuke doesn't even know how to whistle!"

Kurama: "All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist. In reality, you're really just a lucky fool."
Yusuke: "Hey! What's a strategist?"
Kurama: "It's someone who uses his brain."
Yusuke: "Hey!"

Kuwabara: (about his Spirit Sword) "It's just my pure energy, and I bet it could kick the crap out of your Spirit Gun!"
Yusuke: "That depends on which finger I use."

Yusuke: "Here's the deal, pull your zombies off Keiko and then I'll only pull out one of your lungs."
Suzaku: "And If I refuse?"
Yusuke: "Then hold your freakin' breath!"

Kuwabara: Hey Urameshi, what would you have done if it was really a woman?
Yusuke: I would have enjoyed it.
Kuwabara: Hee, that would make a good story to tell Keiko.

Toguro: "Is something the matter, Yusuke? You have the strangest look of surprise on your face."
Yusuke: "I'm sorry, when I kill people I'm used to them staying dead."

Kuwabara: "Oh hey, what happened to the fight we were just in?"
Kurama: "Everyone's dead."

Roto: "Come on, you believe in mercy, don't you?"
Kurama: "No."

Kuwabara: Hey, I'm not out of this yet, if Yusuke doesn't wake up, I'll take the last guy.
Hiei: We'll pray that that doesn't happen.

Kurama: "That's gentle, we rarely see both fighters standing."
Hiei: "That won't happen with me."

Kuwabara: "He just killed a teammate over you!"
Yusuke: "Yeah, everyone wants a piece of me."

Kuwabara: "I had a dream last night, Urameshi."
Yusuke: "Was she hot?"
Kuwabara: "It was about our next fight, okay?!"
Yusuke: "A nightmare... it must suck to get beat up in your dreams."

Koenma: "As far as I’m aware Koenma doesn’t have any brothers, and I should know, I’m him. As a cool teenager!"
Yusuke: "Yeah, is the pacifier for raving?"

Yusuke: (hits Dr. Ichigaki 3 times) That was for the three innocent lives you stole! And this one's for screwing with their master! (punches Dr. Ichigaki again)
Kurama: Nicely put.
Yusuke: And this is for my friend who felt sorry for them and got his ass kicked into the ground! (punches Dr. Ichigaki once more)
Kuwabara: Thanks for the shout out, Urameshi...
Yusuke: And the last one's for me, just for pissing me off!
(the final punch sends Dr. Ichigaki flying in the air and into a section of the stadium)

Announcer: "May I have your attention please. The tournament committee will be instituting a medical examination before the next round."
Yusuke: "What is this, gym class?"

Koto: "Team captains, please decide the battle terms."
Jin: "Let's fix these stakes simple enough. One-to-one-to-one till I'm a tower on my feet holding the five."
Yusuke: "Whatever he said."

Toya: "It seems that I have gotten to know you quite well in such a short fight, and I rather like you. Let's not have this slaying ruin our friendship."
Kurama: "My thoughts exactly."

Botan: "I think bone cracking is a good sign to rest."
Kuwabara: "Yes ma'am."

Botan: "Listen Ms. Koto, why don't you stop the sadist routine and do your job!"
Koto: "Excuse me?"
Botan: "Jin's been out of the ring for half of the fight, did it ever cross your mind to count to ten?"
Koto: "Article 4: Fighters are outside the ring when any part of their body comes in contact with any solid surface other than the ring itself, and air is not solid. Stick to what you're good at honey, like dying your hair unnatural colors for instance."

Kuwabara: "Don't confuse the issue, the point here is that I'm still eligible to fight and I'm the only one."
Hiei: "Yes, but eligible and able are two different words."

Yusuke: Hey! Don't think I didn't hear that, noisy girl! If it's huggy-kissy stuff you want, go try somewhere else!
Botan: (Imitating a cat) Meow-meow.
Yusuke: Ever heard what curiosity does to cats, Botan?

Yusuke: "Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"
Genkai: "Gladly, you patronizing jack-ass."

Kuwabara: Guess you guys have the same idea we do about scoping out the competition for the semi-finals.
Kurama: Had the same idea, the fight is over.
Kuwabara: What!?
Koto: And so the first fight of the semi-finals will see Team Urameshi facing off against the unbeatable, indefeatable, beyond believable, Team Uraotogi!
Kuwabara: That is unbelievable. I mean, I can’t believe we missed the entire fight just because I took a couple extra minutes to brush my teeth.
Kurama: It was an impressive sight to behold.
Hiei: Although I’m sure your minty fresh breath was well worth the delay. ===
Hiei: (looks at Puu) What is that rediculous appendage growing out of your head?
Yusuke: I don't want to talk about it.

Kurama: Perhaps this can only be decided with a game of Janken.
Kuwabara: Oh yeah, bring it on! I'm a Rock, Paper, Scissors master!
Hiei: Janken? And what the hell is that?
Kuwabara: Gee man, you really didn't have a childhood, huh?

Shizuru: Our lives on the line, and you're fighting like a fifth grader! (pummels Kuwabara) Keep your guard up, jab with your left, follow with your right! What's so hard about that?
Keiko: I guess we know where Kuwabara gets the motivation to win so badly.

Keiko: Wait! What am I supposed to do with Yusuke here?
Botan: Oh, you know, don't they teach you anything in health class?
Keiko: What do you mean, Botan?
Botan: A teenage girl alone in the woods with a sleeping teenage boy?
Botan: I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says otherwise. Meow.

Kuwabara: (about Onji) I'm glad I left the girls outside, and Yukina's not here to see this.
Yukina: Go Kuwabara! You can do it!
Shizuru: You can't just wait for him to die of old age, bro!
Botan: You don't want to lose and disappoint Yukina, do you?
Yukina: But why would I be disappointed if he lost a fight?
Botan: Oh, no sweetie, it's not true. That's just what we call motivation, you see.

Chu: (about Yusuke) Why, he's seems to have gotten a might stronger.
Rinku: A might? How much is a might?
Chu: If I win another round with him, I might actually have to try.
Rinku: I would say you tried pretty hard before.
(Chu smashes his fist on Rinku's head)Chu: Shut yer flapper!

Kuwabara: "I fought just as many fights as you did!"
Hiei: "And lost them both!

Kurama: Kuwabara!
Hiei: And only five hundred seconds too late to matter.
Kuwabara: Hey, where's that guy I was fighting? I wasn't done yet.
Hiei: So which is more humiliating, losing to an old man or to a clown?
Kuwabara: A clown, definitely worse to a clown

Sakyo: "If I were a betting man, I'd wager Hiei starts resorting to his desperate measures soon."
Toguro: "If?"
Sakyo: "Well, I killed all of my betting partners."

Kuwabara: Wait! This is a no dragon man area, ok?
Yusuke: Really awesome Hiei!
Kuwabara: Yeah, awesome. Uh, why don't you go about twenty yards that way and fight the rest of them?

Koto: "Juri, it's up to you to make the call. Juri?" (looks down and sees Juri sleeping) "Juri! We can't have this gore fest without you!"
Juri: (still half alseep) "Tell work I'm sick today, Mom."
Koto: "Juri, all the rich and cutie boys are watching you."
Juri: (sits up) "Where?!"
Koto: "Well, we see where your motivation lies."

Yusuke: "Back to skipping detentions."
Kuwabara: "And video games!"
Kurama: "My human mother."
Hiei: "Various crimes."

Blue Ogre: Koenma sir! We've got problems!
Koenma: Yes, I agree. He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone.

Yusuke: After this Dark Tournament, all I've felt like doing is sleeping and watching stupid day time t.v.
Kuwabara: Yeah, and it's such a pretty day too, doesn't feel right to be locked up in a school.
Yusuke: Uh oh, I think I just got sick.
Kuwabara: Me too. Heard the arcade's got medicine.
Yusuke: I'll guess we'll have to go then

Botan: "Thanks, Hiei. I thought you'd come if we called."
Hiei: "I didn't know it was you. I only came to find the source of that vile noise, and kill it."

Science Club Captain: "Come on Suiichi, you have to, you're a genius! And as you as captain, our team can finally win."
Kurama: "As exciting as a biology meet sounds, my weekends are full."
Science Club Captain: "But you're a prodigy; top scores every week. And the girls love you, don't they? You'll turn this whole club around, we start winning more contests, we get more funding, then we get girlfriends!"

Kurama: "So, which device will find him?"
Botan: "Uh, heh heh... Oh right. Lets see, this superbly improved Demon Compass! A fresh take on the classic style for tracking down any demon!"
Kurama: "But, cant Hiei simply deceive it by manipulating his energy?"
Botan: "Uh, not anymore, thanks to this newly installed Sample Chamber. By placing his DNA inside, such as from a strand of hair, we can find him regardless of his energy!"
Kurama: "It's too bad I don't carry around a lock of his hair."
Botan: "Uh, yes, good point...

Avatar: The Last Air Bender Quotes

Katara: opening narration Water... Earth... Fire... Air. Long ago, the 4 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all 4 elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

Prince Zuko: You're just a child!
Aang: Well, you're just a teenager.

Zhao: You can't compete with me. I have hundreds of warships under my command. And you, you're just a banished prince. No home. No allies. Your own father doesn't even want you.
Prince Zuko: You're wrong. Once I deliver the Avatar to my father, he will welcome me home with honor, and restore my rightful place on the throne.
Zhao: If your father really wanted you home, he would have let you return by now, Avatar or no Avatar. But in his eyes you are a failure and a disgrace to the Fire Nation.
Prince Zuko: That's not true.
Zhao: You have the scar to prove it.
Prince Zuko: shouts Maybe you'd like one to match!

Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Aang: How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?

Earth Bender: Surrender yourselves! It's five against two. You're clearly outnumbered.
Uncle Iroh: That's true. But you are clearly outmatched.

Aang: excitedly after escaping the Fire Navy fleet We did it!
Sokka: scared to death We got into the Fire Nation... Great!

Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Old Fisherman: I'm not but I still don't wanna!

Uncle Iroh: So this is how the great commander Zhao acts in defeat... disgraceful! Even in exile my nephew is more honorable then you. Thank you again for the tea. It was delicious.
They leave
Prince Zuko: Did you really mean what you said, Uncle?
Uncle Iroh: Of course. I love Ginseng tea.

Aang: Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...

Prince Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka: Pretty stupid.

Sokka has been temporarily paralyzed
Sokka: I'm starting to get some feeling back!
part of a wall collapses on him
Sokka: Ow.

Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!
Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction.
Sokka: Can you even hear yourself?

Prince Zuko: I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I'm worthless.
Uncle Iroh: I'm sure he doesn't. Why would he banish you if he didn't care?
Zuko walks off
Uncle Iroh: Err, that came out wrong, didn't it?

Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.
Azula: I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me?
Captain: Of course.
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said "the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over...

Ty Lee: after Mai and Zuko fall in the fountain Aww, they're so cute together.
Mai: as Zuko skulks away You two are such... ugh!
Ursa: just entering as Zuko stomps passed Uncle Iroh has sent us a message from the war front. You're soaking wet.
Prince Zuko: Girls are crazy!

Young Azula: to Zuko; singsong voice Dad's going to kill you!
normal tone
Young Azula: Really, he is.

Prince Zuko: about Azula I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.
Uncle Iroh: No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down.

Won Shi Tong: to Katara Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style!
Sokka: drops from the ceiling and knocks him out with a heavy book That's called Sokka Style! Learn it!

"Uncle? Uncle Iroh..." Zuko smells a flip-flop and make a squemish face, "Yep, that's Uncle Iroh's..." -Zuko

Quotes and Stuff

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."- Douglas Adams

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

The only reason I am always listening to music is to drown out the sound of your voice.

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. - Zenna Schaffer

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. -- Burt Reynolds

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. -- Helen Rowland

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! -- Richard Jeni

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. --Albert Einstein

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results --Albert Einstein

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. --Mark Twain

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. --Mark Twain

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. --W.C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. --W.C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. --W.C. Fields

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. --W.C. Fields

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. --Will Rogers

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!

" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.

Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

I fought the lawn, and the lawn won!

Life in a vacuum sucks

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever.

"Suicide Hotline...please hold."

All work and no play, will make you a manager.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..

Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!

My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

Drunk!...naught me - I'm Serfectly Pober Occifer!

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

I always lie. In fact, I'm lying to you right now!

Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!

Famous Last Words

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Random things

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

I found this on Elspeth25's profile, and I think it is cool, especially the fact that I can read it!

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

I found this one on CrayonsPink and I thought it was cool except for the fact that I am not in love with the guy's name that I chose!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

from cocoaXcookies profile (surprise surprise) and yes these things have happened to me!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, cocoaXcookies, bluedoggie95

~If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.~

when life gives you a 100 reasons to cry
show life that you have a 100,000 reasons to smile...

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again...
skinned knees are easier to fix than than broken hearts...

I miss those days when all you had to do was share your crayon, and you'd be best friends.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION




I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION

I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE

I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS

I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.

I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR

I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR


I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'

I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me

I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS

I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT

I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN

I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH

I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM

I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE

I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT

I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY

copy and paste if you agree

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

These are the pictures of Ginny's outfits from the mall:

Just imagine it in red and white instead!

Those are some i found so far!

WOW! There is an end to my profile! Not even I knew that! For any of you who have read my entire profile, you are brave, very, very brave! Now, onto the stories!

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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella
Balancing Acts by mapplepie reviews
With the threat of demons attacking Hogwarts, the Spirit Detectives have a new mission. Turns out there's more to Kurama's family than expected when he discovers his cousin Harry Potter. ...and what's this? Voldemort's doing a ritual to summon demons? Oh dear, now they've called in a Wizarding Demon Hunter. How will the Detective boys survive without being found out?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,748 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Harry P., Kurama M.
Flowered Daddy by Valtiatar reviews
Sesshy lets Rin go surprisingly far with her ideas. And small children have lots of ideas, not all of them so flattering to the one playing a guardian. Series of oneshots where Sesshy plays daddy. Just how much flowers can one handle? Extreme fluffiness..
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,736 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
To Catch A Falling Star by fyerigurl reviews
Because sometimes girls can kick-ass at tennis as well. Seigaku OC team. RyoSaku. CH32: 'Tezuka was expecting a normal day of tennis practice. So it was of great surprise when he arrived to his tennis courts to find half his team handcuffed together. HANDCUFFED.'
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 285,434 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 5/2/2008 - [Seigaku, OC]
A Miko Mother by MangaFreak15 reviews
Kagome was assigned to be Hiei and Yukina's new guardian after they are born, but after the final battle she disappears... leaving them to find her again, 500 years in the future. Rewriting
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Kagome H., Youko
A Flower's Fame by Crystal Zelda reviews
Lily Evans has a secret: she's not really who she says she is. As her fame grows outside of Hogwarts, can she keep her identity, and herself, safe? And what about James Potter? He seems too interested in Lily's secrets... but what about his own?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,226 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hiei's Other Sister by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Hiei has a sister, other that Yukina. And she's Yusuke's cousin? And a Kitsunue? And she has a son? Just why the hell do things have to be so freakin' complicated? Better Summary Inside. Up for Adoption.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Kagome H., Hiei - Complete
Narumi's Fiancee by Wandering Around Wonderland reviews
Narumi was always arranged to be married. However, since Narumi broke all ties from his father's business the arrangement was lost. Now the ex fiancee wants Narumi back, no matter what! Will Kiri be jealous? COMPLETED!
Beauty Pop - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kiri, Narumi - Complete
A Mother's Love by lossehelin reviews
Kenshin is a single parent with a son that has never known the love of a mother,and suddenly finds himself pushed away by his sullen child. Will the presence of another parentless individual pull him from his shell? KK
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,074 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Or Not by politik780 reviews
Just Listen - Owen's Point of View. **UPDATE** Please read!
Just Listen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2007
Bound by Blood: The Accursed Heirs by TheNefariousMe reviews
Sequel to Bound by Blood. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,719 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Airplane II: After the Trip by LilyPrincess reviews
Black Magic and Lily are back to star in a sequel to The Airplane. In keeping with the prequel, this story is very much an AU fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
Under the Scarlet Moon by Aoki Aya reviews
DISCONTINUED. AU: KK When Kaoru sacrificed herself for her village, she sealed her fate. She is now the untouchable wife of the cold, but undeniably attractive, water god.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,205 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Football, Quidditch, Hairspray? by Moonlight Honeysuckle reviews
Lily is your average tomboy and loves it that way. However, once she enters her 5th year, her best friends the Marauders mainly Sirius bet she couldn't be a girl even if she tried and so Lily goes to prove herself with some humorous results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,554 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Teacher's Pet by Lioness Amythest reviews
It's Lily Evans final year at Hogwarts. Her world's turned upside down when she meets the handsome and steamy new DADA professor, James Potter. In turn she decides to play her game of seduction on him but what happens when it's not a game anymore? UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
April Snow by haints reviews
COMPLETE. Kenshin and Kaoru meet in the hospital after their respective spouses, Megumi and Sanosuke, got involved in a traffic accident. After learning that their partners have been having an adulterous relationship, the two begin one of their own.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,350 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Love Doesn't Come In Packages by simplyanaddiction reviews
Bella: "Many a person would wonder why an ordinary girl would be upset about marrying the Prince. Edward, my to be husband in less than 15 minutes, was marrying me on a deal." A story about a reversed marriage, and an accidental love. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
Marriage Proposal by Jesstar123 reviews
It starts 1 week after the curse is lifted. Howl is having trouble deciding on how to ask Sophie how to marry him. And it gets worse after she catches him practicing how to do it. But then a month later...Retribution comes knocking on the door.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2007
Hogwarts, AGAIN? by Hyper Kid reviews
Yes, another HP/YYH crossover, HK style! Hogwarts needs some shaking up, and gets more than it bargained for as Youko, Karasu, Shishi and many others join for a whole new take on book 5! Be ready for laughs, love, and general insanity! JinTouya HieiKurama
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 72,975 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2007
Unknown Hero by Tyra Kinami reviews
One of those Harry's twin is chosen as the boy-who-lived but with a twist. Gohan is reincarnated as Harry. What changes will this bring? Harry Potter and Dragonball Z crossover
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,812 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Gohan, Harry P.
A Different Life by madmad14 reviews
What if Voldemort had never existed? What if Harry's parents were still alive and he had been raised by them? How would life be different? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,796 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Day in the Sun by Zoil reviews
AU Lily Evans is abused emotionally and physically by her father. She is now three weeks away from being forced into marrying a man she has never met before. I would appreciate any and all reviews. M for graphic depictions of abuse. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,681 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
I'm Scared by Sea of Topaz reviews
Audra and Harry were left at the Dursleys. After 4 years Remus and Sirius take them away. Audra is scared of everything. What happens when the Cullens move in next door? Audra & Bella r the same people. HPXTwilight posted under both. T because I'm paranoi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 140,949 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ginny, Hermione and the Half Blood Prince by mokimik reviews
Because we already know what Harry did during his 6th year, and Ron did do nothing but snog: It's time for a girl-view on Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Find out what Hermione and Ginny have on their mind during the events of the 6th book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 125,644 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Murphy's Law by Kittenn1011 reviews
DISCONTINUED AND BEING REWRITTEN. Left up and marked complete for archival purposes only. Please see "Cat's Cradle" instead. (Summary: Kurama always thought his human family were normal, that was, until his step-father got a job offer for Hogwarts! As a "muggle" though, he ends up a Smeltings. There, the unthinkable happens! Adopted Fic, previously Kait1991's "Thys Tyme".)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,646 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Kurama M.
Give me back my memory! by Hexxgirl reviews
The Princess Tenten has had her memories stolen and is sold as a slave by her murderess step-mother. Now a bitter, feisty fighter, guess who's Uncle takes her into his service. No, not Oprah. Badish writing in the beginning, improves as the story goes on
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 62,119 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
CCHS by ariviand reviews
In the style of so many bestselling teen novels, the Mortal Instruments characters go to high school. How will they will battle the pressure of making grades, fitting in, and extracurricular activities? AH/AU, present day. Cookies from original.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 88,754 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Ruling You by magicXheart reviews
Money rules the world...and the Marauders have most of it. The four boys rule the school, terrorizing anyone who offends them. So what happens when Lily, the scholarship student, fights back? And when James focuses all of his attention on her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,533 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Questions Answered by rapturesrevenge reviews
bookverse He asked her a question, which she never answered. Until now.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Silence is Golden but Darkness is All Mine by meggoneggo reviews
Some people are afraid of the dark, but I for me… I except it with open arms. My name is Miu Kawashi, a Senior at Seigaku. I’m 14 years old and have been blind sense the day I was born. onesidedFujiXOC AtobeXOC JirouXOC maybe some EijiXOC if you squint!:D
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,783 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Atobe K., Akutagawa J.
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I love you, baby by Un-kissable reviews
Cheesiest title ever. Hiei has two options, Jail, or be returned to an infant state for a year. He wants to choose jail, but ends up as a baby in Kuramas care. Smex MUCH later in the story, as well as Mpreg. KuramaSeme, HieiUke
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,579 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18546 - Favs: 7,728 - Follows: 3,722 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Just Pretend by hootowl reviews
AU Chance encounters while at college lead Kaoru to take a more assertive stand to gain the attentions of the one person she's interested in. A collection of oneshots that are somewhat in order. KxK Complete for now.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,747 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - [Kaoru, Kenshin] - Complete
Heaven For The Weather, Hell For The Company by Lady Lemon Drop reviews
Time Travel 'His hand sunk through the wall. Someone grabbed it on the other side.' After the war, a letter from Harry's mother changes his life, giving him the one thing he's always wanted. To meet his parents. Re-vamp of previous 24 chapter story HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Morior Iterum by Vandalization reviews
YYHHP crossover, postHBP. Yusuke Urameshi was concieved by Atsuko when she was 14, but how that came to be was a mystery. When the truth is learned, he will have to face one of the Greatest Evils of the wizarding world, his father.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,281 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Voldemort, Yusuke U.
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 4,550 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
My Parents Are Giving Me a Headache by sOdium nItrate reviews
Tokiya and Fuuko was talking about their past. . . atlast.
Flame of Recca - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,511 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009
Unpredictable by StrawberryXThief reviews
Higurashi Kagome has lost her family. Now she has to move places and live with the relatives she didn't know she had. Although, fate comes in and twists the story, now she lives in all her lonesome because of an overprotective.. older brother? xover InuFB
Crossover - Inuyasha & Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Kagome H., Hatori S.
Sealed Fates, Soul Mates by TheLadyBlackhawk reviews
Harry is taken away from the Dursley's by someone who was close to his parents. Totally AU story. Follow Harry through his new and changed life. Pairing H/G R/Hr Neville/OC Snape/Oc/ Luna/OC Sirius/OC. Rated T for swearing. NO FLAMES PLEASE! PLEASE REVIE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 124,566 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Liquor, Lingerie, and Leather Bound Musings by Nameless Boast reviews
Being a teenager is difficult enough. Now throw in a mad scientist boyfriend, a sickeningly perfect brother, a neurotic trainwreck of a mom, and alien superpowers. Enjoy the completely true, totally unembellished misadventures of Son Goten. *Truten, Yaoi*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,210 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
From Deep Within by J.J.M. Fisher reviews
When Tora, a lady samurai, meets a strange and powerful daiyokai, she discovers the source of her inhuman speed and skill with the blade. Will she learn to master what lies deep within her or die trying? Does the daiyokai have his own agenda for her?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,305 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sesshōmaru
The Boy I Wish I Had by Edwardlover95 reviews
Bella is abused by her boyfriend Mike Newton. Can Edward help her? M for abuse. Review! ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,911 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and the Prince of Tennis by purplekitsune-chan reviews
Dumbledore arranges for some entertainment between Tasks. Don't you love it when entertainment means a horde of sexy guys working up a sweat? How will the guys from Prince of Tennis fit in at Hogwarts? Yaoi and OOCness
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Fuji S.
6 Months with the Hyuuga Family by Whipped Coffee reviews
To be loved by someone, by anyone, it makes life shine, like this. -AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,402 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Wedding Planner by Eddielover101 reviews
Bella Swan world famous wedding planner has the task of planing THE wedding of the year but what will happen if she looses her sight of focuse and falls for the green eyed groom. all H. E. Double toothpick will brake loose. Will Bella get her happy ending
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,301 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
InuShin by completeandtotalrandomness reviews
Kenshin,Kaoru,Yahiko,Sano,& Megumi are all sucked into a well. Now they have to journey w/ the Inu gang to get back! This is taking place after Kagome returned for good. yay! rated T 4 future violence.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Kenshin, Inuyasha
It's About Time! by Ten-Thousand-Lilies reviews
Off Hiatus: See A/N inside. The trio get sent back in time and are eager to get home. But after some news reaches them, this may not have been such an unfortunate accident. Follow the Marauders and our favorite trio through pranks and James' endless fight for Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,692 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Moon's Blood by Ithilas reviews
Everyone has their secrets. Only thing is, the rest of the Seigaku boy's tennis team never expected three of their members to have such big ones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., E. Ryoma
Mysunderstood by EmilytheWicked reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Ron are transfered back in time when the train stops. Harry meets his parents. Not your usual parentkid relationship. First fanfic, no flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,979 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Undeniable by forthright reviews
Why does the implacable taiyoukai permit a small, human child to shadow his steps? What begins as obligation becomes something... undeniable. A story told in bits and pieces. NEWEST: 'Grasping' His over abundance makes up for her lack.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Harry: Behind the Name by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
James explains to Lily, in a rather round about manner, why he wants to call their baby 'Harry'. “Well, that’s almost right except…um, no you’re right. That is the exact reason why I want to call our baby Harry if it’s a boy,”- Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
730 Things I'm Forbidden To Do At Hogwarts by Jesse Turner-Black reviews
Click of the title to find the 730 things that no one is allowed to do at Hogwarts. And they gave us this list, not expecting us to get ideas......... Sincerly, Forge and Gred Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
in which Tonks is really annoying by iMissHP reviews
Written for the "I never in 500 words challenge" by lumos maximum. Tonks/Remus, maurauder area. Not beta-read. Enjoy and review :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Black Dusk by Youko-Kokuryuuha reviews
It started as a simple infiltration and observational mission, but unraveled as something much more. When the Tantei are sent to Hogwarts to monitor its affairs, a sinister plot elucidates that could very well jeopardize all three worlds... Post OotP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,872 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/31/2004
An Interesting First by Marlicat reviews
Harry's first word was not what Lily and James wanted it to be. It was more suited, actually, to his godfather's taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Wizards and Puppies by incensedance reviews
It was supposed to be a simple mission, to protect a school of children. The only thing Sakumo worried about was leaving his son Kakashi at home. What he didn’t count on was the stubbornness of a three-year-old prodigy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,054 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kakashi H.
A New Life by TheAnonymus reviews
One easy way to describe my life is that it's like a soap opera. A step dad that abuses me, a mother who doesn't care. I finally escape but things just keep going wrong and I'm left wondering if I'll get my happy ending like a soap opera...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,672 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Colors of Fate by Eige-chan reviews
Chihiro mets a true friend. Kohaku enters the human world. Everything was fine until fate strikes, sending the trio to a life-threatening adventure. Lost memories, unravled pasts, forgotten connections, ancient laws... That's way too much to deal with.R&R
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,429 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Even Ground by ElfPrincessKitty reviews
50 sentences, 50 themes. Chihiro x Haku. Maps the events during and after Chihiro's visit to the Spirit World.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
What Lin Thinks by auditoryeden reviews
Seriously, did they think they were hiding anything? Haku/Chihiro centric, Lin's POV
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
How We Came to Be by twilightxsoccer15 reviews
this is how Jack and Damien became a couple in my eyes its really cute and fluffy its just a simple one shot rated T for language and boy love
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Damien M., Jack T. - Complete
Bent by vine reviews
For one hundred years, the fourth House of Hogwarts had remained empty. The Houses of Water, Earth and Fire grew and changed, while the wizards and benders of Air faded from reality and became dusty myths. An Avatar/Harry Potter melded worlds fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Aang
New Beginnings by Zafrina04 reviews
Bella and mom gets attacked in her home and her mom ends up dying. Her dad decidces to move to Forks. She mets Alice Cullen and Jasper Whitlock. What will happen when Bella falls for most popular guy in school? What about her newly found secert? All Human
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Saving You by charmedbaby11 reviews
Harry and Harmony are abused by Lily and James in favor of Hayden, their triplet brother. Paige is assigned to be their whitelighter. She is angry at Lily and James! What will happen when Harry and Harmony are shunned? Read and find out.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006
Worth Fighting For by Yvonne Park reviews
Harry rushed in and saw his beautiful wife, her long red hair falling over her face, in a bed with a little bundle in her arms. - A one-shot of when James Sirius was born. Next Gen and all that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
Journey of Anticipations by KurukiXV reviews
This one is about Ryoma and Sakuno finding friendship in each other. It doesn't happen right away, but as they get to really know each other, they may find a little something called 'attraction'. RyoSaku For fluffiness, stay tuned! *I own nothing!*
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,351 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - R. Sakuno, E. Ryoma - Complete
Run for the Hills by Splash123 reviews
Harry and James II have a father/son bonding moment about a girl with a huge crush on James. Short one-shot. Funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arc of Death by William Bexley reviews
When the Reikai sends two of their detectives to check out an anomaly on Europe, they stumble into a war. They will now send their four best men into it. Harry Potter / Yu Yu Hakusho Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008
Tezuka's Lesson in Anatomy by Firerose1300 reviews
The OT5 gives a little lesson in anatomy to Tezuka on his birthday. NOT his actual birthday.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Tezuka K. - Complete
Sparkling Angels by Bloodless-heart reviews
The Cullen family find themselves going to Hogwarts for the year. Where the past patient of Carlisle is reunited with them. Harry Potter / Twilight crossover. Edward and Hermione are not together in this story
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Blurring the Lines by Ciara in cotton socks reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullens and Jacob go to Hogwarts to protect it from Voldemort and become witches and wizards. Better summary inside, please read if you like Twilight or Harry Potter or BOTH, like me! IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Innocence by Breanne Marie reviews
The Swans, the Hales, and the Cullens were best friends until Renee took Bella away. After she returns from Florida 4 years later, beaten and somewhat violated, will her friends be able to help her, or will it be too late? EXB EMXR JXA : ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
Caught In The Moment by xoptionalxangelx reviews
Bella moves to the dreadful Forks, only to find it isn't so dreaful at all. Side by side with her best friends, she thinks she can handle anything. Anything except maybe the hottest guy in school. Will she be caught in a love story, or fight against it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Ichiraku's Angels by kimiko77 reviews
Five beautiful girls find a summer job at Ichiraku Restaurant, they wait on people and perform for them. What happens when school begins? What does Konoha Leaf High have in store for them? A whole lot of drama! read to find out the couples. OCs included
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,598 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 1/24/2008
Ryoma, Sakuno and the dorm room happenings by BlackDove of Blessings reviews
Ryoma and Sakuno are in collage and in a hopeless situation. Or so they think. Read and find out what I put them trough.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Just take me away by SmileyShananahan reviews
There are just sometimes I want to scream, but I can't, or else he'll hear me, and I'll get the beating of my life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 22,186 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Cindersoot by BookWyrrm reviews
Sakura is the heiress to one of the richest noble families in all of Japan. However, her stepmother takes away all of that when her father dies. What happens when she meets Prince Sasuke by accident? AU. R&R! •Updated - Chapter 17•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,316 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stardom by TharsikaDR reviews
Bella and her sisters who are the famous sibling in Hollywood go to school after being home-schooled for almost 16 years.When they go, they meet three guys who will change each of them...but are they true?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
The World is Coming to a End by LadyCrazyMonkeyPants reviews
OT5 one-shots 7: Ryoma has a problem with texting
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - E. Ryoma
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 8,636 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Outtakes by Akari Kou reviews
Every Daddy is a top-secret agent on a mission to guard his sweet, adolescent daughter against the potential dangers of courtship. Akio Ogino is no exception to this universal rule. One-shot written for prompt request; post-series. Rating: M, Haku/Chihiro
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Poisoned Cinnamon by DewWater reviews
Hinata is a wisher. Ino is a liar. Sakura is a magic bean buyer. And me, Tenten? I'm a shrink. A PSYCHOLOGIST. And my newest patient is the most cynical, icecubish, jerky...well, he's Hyuuga Neji. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,568 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Transfer Student by Emy Bellerose reviews
Lily begins school at Beauxbatons only to be transferred to Hogwarts in her sixth year. She meets new friends, has new adventures, and meets the one guy who can handle her temper. LEJP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,878 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast at the Potters' by ren-san reviews
“No way, he’s evil.” Harry gurgled up at him, trying to look cute. “For heaven’s sake! He’s just a baby.” Very short drabble. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
All I Needed to Hear by MJ Huwaine reviews
When Sophie is thinking about leaving the Moving Castle, she realizes that it isn't in her heart to leave the cocky flame, young boy and the wizard. It's just too much for her, but when she finally hears the words she needed, she knows where she belongs.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
Childhood Innocence by Elaili reviews
All Human. AU. Esme Platt is the adoptive mother to four-year-old twins Edward and Emmett. She never had anyone to be there for her since her sister died. Then she meets a wonderful, blonde-haired stranger in the park who says the perfect thing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Kaelyn by EmilyTheStrange13 reviews
The story of Kaelyn, the eighth Cullen who was part of the family before Bella even met Edward. But who was she, why hadn't anyone mentioned her before, and why was she back now? Rated T just be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
A Daughter? by Miyo-chan02 reviews
COMPLETE! Upon hearing their sempais’ hysteric act, Ryoma and Sakuno both blurted out, “A daughter?” Two-shot. Rated T for too much randomness.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Informing the Lookout by Gothicthundra reviews
A trip to the lookout ends up with Piccolo, Dende, and Mr.Popo learning were human babies come from.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Trunks, Goten - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11727 - Favs: 8,724 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From wishes to eternity by Zerbinetta reviews
Kagome, the eternal guardian of the Jewel, has no rest the afterlife, searching for the purest wish. When Youko Kurama decides to steal the gem, two paths twist into one. In an ongoing battle against a hidden enemy, their purposes might do the same...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 237,584 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kagome H., Kurama M. - Complete
The Resolution by VAMPIREEElover reviews
When Bella is in an abusive relationship with the sadistic James, she'll do anything to escape. Can Bella get out alive? AU. all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,170 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lady Velisna by cylobaby reviews
Lily works for Voldemort in order to save her sister. Voldemort thinks of her as a daughter and has taught her to become a Stunner. Can James and the rest of the Order convince her that she has a chance to escape before it's too late? Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 172,573 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Geek in the Pink by starry night blue reviews
Pink is for little girls, pink is for famous pop singers, pink is for the icing which decorates birthday is definitely not for a university guy. Or aren't colours important?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,884 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wicked Spirits! X Cut by Lovely Grifter reviews
A slightly perverted version of the brilliant Spirited Away movie. Set in the movie verse, HxC are adults when they first meet, after Chihiro's family stumbles into the realm.Incorporates hentai interpretations and added scenes. ON HIATUS.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,097 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Moments by RyverStar reviews
In life, it's the little things that tell the most in regards to love. Short, independant drabbles focusing on the relationship of Kenshin and Kaoru. Mostly AU. No timeline.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Against All Odds by LittleKenner reviews
Damien wants Jack, but so does Zoey, who is best friends with Aphrodite. They make a bet to see who can win his heart. So, who will it be? I own nothing but this story. All characters and settings belong to the Cast's.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Damien M., Jack T.
Service Fees by LimeGrass reviews
Public services aren't meant to be private. She was just doing her job. He had other ideas. -one shot-
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Freshman Year by itsawitch reviews
A collection of one-shots involving the Kenshin-gumi during their first year of high school. All based off of my personal experiences.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009
Scraps of Time by MiekoYagyu reviews
A collection of one-shots about the RuroKen characters we all know and cherish. Be afraid... very afraid...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009
Melody by Danyu reviews
K/K. An unknown talent of our favorite rurouni brings early morning revelations for Sano, Kaoru, and Kenshin. ONESHOT.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2009 - [Kenshin, Kaoru] Sanosuke - Complete
You, me and Gravitation by bluebeard33 reviews
It started as a humorous play and turned into something they'll never forget. E B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,464 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
10,000 in 28 Days by Hyuchiha Ruki reviews
A mob boss, a feisty civilian and everyone else in between: All wedged into four weeks of mayhem. From car chases to awkward moments to getting chased by a psychotic woman, there's always something happening between Eagle Eye Neji & Tenten. AU. RATED T-M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,418 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Bestest Friends by Your yellow flower reviews
Lily and James are best friends when they were little until Lily moves to France. She moves back to London 9 years later. At first the pair are happy to meet again until the other kids in school get jealous of the new girl being best friends with James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P.
Life Is A Maze by ice373 reviews
Bella and Alice move to Sydney to live with Rosalie. The three best friends meet three gorgeous guys, but do they find love in the end? AH, Normal pairings. Read L.I.A.M.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009
Of Love and Lies by Kenjutsu2Princess reviews
In high school things are never simple but Kaoru has it worst as an outcast she must rely on her tormentor Kenshin to escape a dilema. As he brings her into his world she realizes he brings out a fire in her she hasn't felt in years leaving her breathless
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,750 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Silver Dawn by Ominias reviews
Inuyasha and the others chase after Naraku who had probably entered a portal to another time, only to find themselves in the Meji era! How will they handle life in the future? Inuyasha and Rurouni Kenshin crossover.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
The Wedding Planner: Kenshin Style by IrrevocableVision reviews
Those who can't wed, plan! Kaoru is an ambitious and single wedding planner who can't be a partner of the Oniwabanshu company until she completes a multimillion dollar wedding. But what do you when you fall in love with the groom?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,789 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Welcome to Hogwarts by Dokkou reviews
YYHxHP The Tantei have a new mission--protecting Harry Potter from Voldemort! And to do that, the four will have to go to Hogwarts and pose as wizard students! how in the four worlds will they survive? year five; after the D.T. NO Yoai. Going great!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,115 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Hiei
Kenji Meets His Mommy? by xoxoparadox reviews
For the first time in his life, Baby Himura comes face-to-face with a real-life tanuki during a trip to the forest. Oneshot.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kenji, Kenshin - Complete
Goodbye, Dear Evening by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
She spoke to him, her voice as sweet as chocolate, just as tempting. Yet Howl ignored her.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Howl, Witch of the Waste - Complete
The Cullens Babies by reviews
All human. Rosaile, Alice, and Bella are all pregnant. Drama and fun sure to come.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Baby for Bella by Queen Kimberly reviews
Edward decides he has to make sure Bella has a baby of her own before he turns her. Chaos, affection, hilarity, romance, and, most importantly, pregnancy ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Edward, Bella
Little Miss Seductress by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,675 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hanamachi by notesonlife reviews
AU. In a world of lust, deceit, and fake smiles, a geisha's greatest taboo is falling in love. Tenten only wants to make Tsunade proud. But the Hyuugas, especially Neji, are proving to be an obstacle, inexplicably tied to both their pasts. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,903 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
family sticks together by coli narago reviews
All Human. Bella and Emmett are siblings. Charlie abuses Bella, except for when Emmett is around. Emmett is a senior and Bella is a freshmen. Jasper and Rosalie are siblings, and they are their friends. Both of the Hales are seniors. No Edward or Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Back to School by order.golden.beak reviews
Modern day, but still in the avatar world, still bending, etc. Same characters, but some OC's. Kataang, sukka, maiko, toph/oc. Should be good and you need to review! Also, read my story- Kataang forever!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Aang, Katara
Seeing Green by ForeverAnimated reviews
When Franny’s rival starts flirting with Cornelius, what’s a girl to do? The answer: make Cornelius jealous with another boy. Of course, playing the jealousy game never works - especially when a visit from Wilbur complicates things. ON HIATUS.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
The Jaded Brothers: Trials of Magic by Blueberry Blaster reviews
AU - Part I. Hayden Alexander Potter. Harry James Potter. Brothers; twins. Only one is slated to be the world's saviour. One lives a loved life; the other, hardship. The trials of their first year at Hogwarts will forever change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,744 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., OC
Unrivaled by The Kat1 reviews
James has never lost. Ever. Lily will do anything to be the best. Obviously there's some animosity. But when things get complicated, the rivalry is upgraded from taunting to pure hatred. Of course, there's a thin line between love and hate. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,876 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not The Average Camper by singingintherain9328 reviews
Michelle is a princess who would rather sing then become queen.But when danger strikes she has to go undercover as Mitchie Torres, average camper at Camp Rock.But being undercover isn't easy. Esp. when the guest intstructor starts falling for you Smitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,773 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Suspicions of a Gay Nature by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Or, alternately titled, baby pictures. All fluff here, and humor. With some naughty language thrown in for fun. Ryoma is suspicious of his boyfriends. OT5
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Cherries by pages.of.altaire reviews
There were times when Howl is simply...a dog. When he's a dog, Sophie gets nothing done.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Geek High by iLaff reviews
Mitchie Torres is a geek. A nobody. That is, until Shane Gray decided to change that... SMITCHIE! Some Naitlyn
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008
From The Beginning Till The End by DoRiS reviews
Moving towards an AU direction but I am keeping it as canon as possible yet injecting my original ideas. Story of Lily and James, from the beginning till the very end. Enjoy the one of its kind story, spanning from Godric Gryffindor to Harry Potter era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 141 - Words: 413,456 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
If Edward Were Gay by xxSifu Hotmanxx reviews
Edward is your perfectly average, happy-go-lucky, ADD-impaired... Gay guy? Alright... Too bad his best friend, one Ms. Bella Swan, seems to be falling for him. AU, all human, eventual B/E. Rating for language. Inspired by the song "If You Were Gay."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Feel Good Inc by Kawaii-Akuhei reviews
“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,391 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Connection by xoAlmostFamous reviews
In the year between sessions of Camp Rock, Mitchie and Shane stay connected by phone. 12 oneshots for the 12 months they are apart. ShaneMitchie.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Finding a new light by MoutItoniMghtI reviews
It's the next year, and Mitchie's back at camp, along with Caitlyn, Shane, Nate, and Jason. No one knows what the new year has in store. Could it be romance? Could it be heartbreak? Could it be competition? To find out they must be themselves. r r
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
Camp Revenge by starsnuffers reviews
Shane and Mitchie started off hating eachother. But when Shane wants revenge on Tess, Mitchie is there to help. Follow them through their relationship - up and down, zigged and zagged with love and hate, Camp Rock plot is less G-Rated... Now in season 2.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 66,211 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Innocence, Or Lack Thereof by Chedea reviews
You are playing with fire, Edward. You would not be the first to die from that." Will a fierce and jaded Bella Swan currupt the innocent and naive Edward Cullen, or is Edward the only thing that can truly save Bella from herself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,344 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girlfriend by lalafall reviews
SessRin New girl Rin likes Kagura's boyfriend. How will she win him over?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Bring Me Down by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
Renee died and Bella moves in with an abusive Charlie. She befriends Alice and Emmett, while Edward, along with his beautiful vampire girlfriend, hates Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Darn Her Smile by RayvynSky reviews
Cute and ADORABLE Rin childhood moment Sesshomaru. Kagura shows up, and hilarity ensues! Written for a HAIR prompt in iyfanfictionya lj comm. Totally cute and funny... can't give it away now can I?
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Majide Hero by matsujen reviews
NejiXTenten. Tenten is Sasuke’s cheerleader. Neji is a bespectacled nerd. This is going to feel good. Chapter 16: The Last Move
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
What she does best by RayvynSky reviews
Rin's just doing what she does best... So why is Sesshomaru not amused? Gift!Fic for the lovely Kirayasha aka Kira, author of Teo Torriatte, a wonderful Sess/Rin fic! She wanted me to write a cute, short, waffy moment from Rin's childhood, so here it is.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
The Treaty by RayvynSky reviews
Anoter Humor!Fic. Totally Crack... a diary entry from one of my favorite characters.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Smile, Lord Sesshoumaru by swordswingingsquirrel reviews
Rin is getting worried about Sesshoumaru. He never smiles. He must be very unhappy. So, Rin just hast to do something about it.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Walking Through Air by PasdeCheval reviews
One Shot. To put it simply, Howl was an idiot. And Sophie got mad. What is a man to do?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Life at the Castle Part 6 or arc 1 by RayvynSky reviews
Rin and Sesshomaru are back at the castle, the relationship is heating up, but when will he make it official? Will he? Or will Rin forever be a dirty little secret? And who was the woman in his room last night?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Hera Granger: Wrong Gender, Wrong Generation by nope7777 reviews
After an argument with Ginny, Harry wishes he could understand girls a little bit better. Hermione wishes that Harry could get to know his parents after some harsh words exchanged. What will happen when they both wake up in the Marauder's 5th year? HAUTIS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Start All Over? by Kitsune J reviews
It's time for Mitchie to leave Camp Rock and she's worried that her life will be boring again. At least Caitlyn's moving where she lives. Will her life be boring again? Or will Connect Three have something to say about this? Smitchie, with Naitlyn/Jeggy
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Ours by I am Lu reviews
Long one-shot. Having a child was the last thing Aki wanted. Yusei, on the other hand, was thrilled by it. Faithshipping - Yusei x Aki/Akiza
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Yūsei F., Aki I. - Complete
Twilight: a new Bella, a new story by Senshi-Hime Rin reviews
Bella is a vampire,who is moving to Forks.There she meets the Cullen's. How will things turn out? Bad summary, I know. EdwardxBella, AlicexJasper, EmmettxRoselie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
High school torture Or is it? by Senshi-Hime Rin reviews
Rin,Kagome,Sango,and Ayame are all adopted sister's going to a new school.There they meet Sesshomaru,Inuyasha,Miroku,and Kouga,the school playboy's.What happens when the boy's find that these girl's arent like most girl's.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Rin, Sesshōmaru
What no one see's by waterrain reviews
Lily Evans the one who was made fun of by her peers at hogwarts even by her own house.What hardly anyone saw was a strong,cursing,hexing,strong willed,talented young witch Lily. Lily Evans and her two best friends turn Hogwarts upside down.I do not own HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,568 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Simple Cold by BleedingAngel91 reviews
Just a little bit of pointless fluff and just cuteness... Howl/Sophie... Tell me what you think of it
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
A Whole New World by VampGrlz271 reviews
Damien and Anthony Cullen are 17 year old twin brothers. Inhumanly handsome, charming, funny, excelling in every subject; They’re perfect. They’re vampires. Sons of Bella and Edward. But then, two new vamps. arrive at their high school.DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,953 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Unfortunate Mishappenings by stephie4039 reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover. Bella suddenly found out that she was a witch. Written in honor of my bff Sandra who is obsessed with the Twilight Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., OC
Beyond the Darkness by somniumm reviews
Takes place at the end of Eclipse but before the epilogue. Bella and Edward's marriage and life begin... Pretty much some of my theories on how Breaking Dawn can pan out. My version of what could happen. R&R and ENJOY! Chapter 14 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,110 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008
Seeing Is Believing by Joker and the Thief reviews
Sesshoumaru may have seen some really odd things in his life, but Rin tops it off. Enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Little Red Sophie by fire angel8 reviews
What happens when you mix Howl, Sophie, and the moral of Little Red Riding Hood? Well my homework of course! Enjoy the funny short story about our favorite Diana Wynne Jones and Miyazaki couple!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
To Be Free Or To Be Broken by Kajikitsune8370 reviews
*UP FOR ADOPTION* Summary: What would happen if Kurama was a slave for Karasu? The Urameshi Team excluding Shuuichi the human Kurama the demon to try to free Kurama. Will it work?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Kurama M.
Knocked Up by somerdaye reviews
Set a week after the Final Battle. Oh, crap. The youngest Weasley finds out that she's pregnant. And she's only sixteen. DH and canon compliant. Inspired by the film Juno. Hey, fatso! ...Git. FINALLY FINISHED! SEQUEL UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 20,243 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Wedding at the Castle by Original Blue reviews
Howl and Sophie, married at last. What's sweeter than a magician marrying his sorceress lover? Especially with a witch, an unenchanted prince, a dog, a fire demon and a number of unidentified relatives in attendance?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
The Frog Princess by 0Rosina0 reviews
J/L James and the marauders encounter a problem; someone has been foiling their pranks. The boys make a competition of secretly training a group of girls to help solve the mystery. However, the girls don't know what the marauders have planned for them. What James doesn't know is that his assigned girl is actually Lily Evans, undercover in disguise in the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,780 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Height Game by Pieces Of Hope reviews
It's a strange and interesting day when Katara realizes little Aang has gotten taller then her...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Katara, Aang - Complete
100 Stories of James And Lily by Witblogi reviews
100 theme challenge. Each chapter is a new story revolving around James and Lily through their lives together. Finished! Thank you so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 117,403 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear Harry, You're an Idiot! Love, Ginny by mebmarker reviews
Ginny Weasley is entirely smitten with the famous Harry Potter, whom she's never actually spoken too... But she holds on to her "pathetic school girl crush" until Harry finally figures that he loves her too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,719 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Confessions and Kisses, Part 5 of ARC 1 by RayvynSky reviews
Rin is growing up, 14 now, and Sesshomaru and her finally take the relationship to a new level...WAFF AS ALL GET OUT!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Healing Takes Awhile by Alyssa4Music4Life reviews
Set after CR movie. Mitchie's dad is dead. Her mother lost her memory. She lives with her abusive aunt and is trying to get away. When she attempts to run away, will she make it? And can Connect 3 help her recover?
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,268 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
A Hitch In The Ladder by MoonPhoenix reviews
Nobody in Taisho Corp knew what their boss looked like. So when clumsy Rin unexpectedly meets a handsome stranger on the plane, she had no idea that he was THE Taisho of Taisho Corp. RinSess.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,122 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Rin, Sesshōmaru
A Little Connection by The Violent Tomboy reviews
The contents of their shopping baskets were eerily similar, except that only Haruhi's had instant coffee.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kagome H., Haruhi F. - Complete
If Aang ate meat by blue-kataang reviews
What if Aang ate meat? read and find out. Just random. No pairings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Why Should I? by Ardent Ly reviews
After a completely embarrassing night, Lily flees from Hogwarts and the hurtful jeers from her classmates. Four years later, she's back and she's hunting for the man who stepped all over her torn heart : James Potter. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,153 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
World War Three, Smitchie Style by Kiwi-Productions reviews
HIATUS. Mitchie's upset, Fictionexpress deleted her stories because they were "illegal". Shane cannot and will not stand that policy. So they take the matter in their own hands. Co-written with Blazekriegg Maverick.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Afterwards by Nook Sundry reviews
The Hanyou will never let them live it down ... Post-Canon, SessRin.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Sesshomaru's intentions Part 4 of Arc 1 by RayvynSky reviews
Rin has a nasty run in with some villagers, and why is she so emotional lately?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Escapade by Lache-avec-du-Charme reviews
Koenma's decided that Lord Voldemort has finally crossed the line by recruting demons to his Death Eaters. Now Magical Japan is getting involved. Without, of course, the knowledge or permission of England. Or their school. No fanon pairngs. NEW USER NAME.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 90,637 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Yusuke U., Kurama M.
Electric Feel by squirrelweevil reviews
Sesshoumaru and Rin sleep together. Sort of. Just a cute little side story about their wanderings. Jaken plays charades.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Find Me by mentalsunflower reviews
When young Howl saw a woman named Sophie calling out his name, his life changed forever, his actions all leading up to one thing: Find Sophie.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Thinking of You by AlwaysxAddicted reviews
Since camp ended, Mitchie and Shane kept in touch but school started and she is once again a loner until a friend from camp goes to her school. A music workshop starts and someone comes to train her and three other vocalist for a show. Smitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,906 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
Heartbeat by prettygirl17 reviews
Toph is staying with Katara and Aang for a short time. But her constant teasing is driving Aang insane. Rated T for light sexual implications. Added for kataang week!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Between the lines by milkyxduckie reviews
4 drabbles about how tricky words can be. Perfect Pair: Tezuka x Fuji/Fuji x Tezuka
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 3,309 - Follows: 1,240 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lost the Battle, Won the War by Joker and the Thief reviews
Sesshoumaru has always been a fierce and powerful demon, but how could he lose to a mere child? Well, that's Rin for you. Father/Daughter. K, fluffy-humor. enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It's Not Quite Simple by WishfulSensation reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter. Sirius Black is determined to make Lily love James. So he starts a game of Truth or Dare between himself and Lily. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,620 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Demonic Destiny by Alexandria Jaganshi reviews
I know it's been years since my last update. I'm gonna work on a rewrite with some drastic changes, might take awhile tho. In the meantime, those of you interested can adopt the idea/plot/story as long as u don't steal credit and let me know abt it. :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,129 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P.
Rain Rain Go Away, You Make My Feelings Stray by Destiny Writes reviews
OT5 SanaFujiAtoRyoTez. He always loved to cuddle 'specially on rainy days. But what happens when no one is there when he wants them to be there? Ryo story
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/5/2008 - E. Ryoma
Beautiful by SnowWhite0716 reviews
My version of how Howl reacts when Sophoe tells him she's not pretty. NO FLAMES PLEASE! please r 'n' r. My first HMC fanfic!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Toph Laughed by prettygirl17 reviews
"Not that I don't like that you have hair now..." Katara began with an annoyed face. "... but does it ever lay straight?" Aang shrugged and looked at his feet. Kataang oneshot collection.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,205 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
A visit to Kagome, PART 3 OF ARC 1 by RayvynSky reviews
Rin and Sesshomaru visit Kagome and InuYasha after the birth of their first child. Sesshomaru finds himself captivated by the sight of Rin holding a hanyou pup.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/1/2008 - [Rin, Sesshōmaru] [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
Can I? part 2 of arc1 by RayvynSky reviews
Sesshomaru decides he's had enough of Rin prefering Inuyasha to him, and makes a slight concession to gain the girl's favor.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2008 - [Rin, Sesshōmaru] [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
Inuyasha will you marry me? PART 1 OF ARC1 by RayvynSky reviews
Rin asks Inuyasha a cute question, and gives an adorable reason behind her asking... WAFF
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Found You by Kyandei reviews
Camp Rock; "I'm glad I found you." Shane x Mitchie Nate x Caitlyn Fluff
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,006 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Spell Mistake by kmbloomy reviews
It was a simple spell mistake, honest! but.....wait! What happened to Sophie! read and find out, review please! based off of what I've read of the book so far. yes, there is a book!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Of Hot Shots and Hotter Shots by Shikyo no Amatsu Shinsei reviews
Tenten, a lawyer, fired for harming Sasuke Uchiha, her boss. She's thrown into the world of work dramas and scandals, working for Neji Hyuga who she managed to insult the day before he hired her to get back at Uchiha corp. "OMG Wedgie, I NEJIED YOU!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,767 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Flavalicious by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Ryoma has this thing about grapes. It doesn't really hold much importance, except when it does. OT5
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
On Tour by MovingForwardsNotLookingBack reviews
Connect 3 goes on their first summer tour in three year and their girl friends are sad to see them go. But a surprise awaits; in the form of a Connect Three tour bus. MitchiexShane JasonxElla NatexCaitlyn
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,518 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
DARE by FaintFalconHunter reviews
Tenten is moving to Konoha.Preparing for a new school isn't easy especially when your bestfriend dares you to pretend to be a guy for the first semester.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Possibilities by Asura of Love reviews
neji isnt concerned with "love", so what makes hiashi think that he'll find a wife by his 18th birthday? now that tenten is the lucky victim, and the entirety of konoha is involved, will neji see it hiashi's way? or will this all go in nobody's favor?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,400 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
We're Done But It's Not Over by missing in imagination reviews
NEW CAMP ROCK ENDING: Why did Tess read Mitchie's song book? Why is Shane so gullible? Why is Tess' Final Jam performance even more of a disaster? Why are goodbyes so hard, even to those you hate? Does Jason get his birdhouse? Gone are the days of summer.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,829 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Atobe's Diet by Stratosphere reviews
Aobe is doing some diet... why? because... Fuji, I don't have to say more, only that sanity and a Lolita dress are in this story... crack... slight Ot5. Disclaimer:not mine
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Atobe K., Fuji S. - Complete
Secrets, Secrets, Hurt Someone by Andie Sky reviews
Harry always wanted to have a family. When he gets a chance to go back and meet them, will they even get along? JPLE AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,548 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Raindrops On Roses by Sapphire Rose E reviews
Sophie and Howl have been married for a year. The war has been over for a year. Sophie relaxs in the meadow only to fall asleep. What's this? The forecast is: thunder storms! oneshot. HxS Collection of Oneshots
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
An unexpected turn by Kitten92chan reviews
How to deal with a catboy? Well, Tezukas cooking skills were doubtful after all... OT5
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/6/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K.
Promises by intensityENSUES reviews
CAMP ROCK. Mitchie is tired of never being able to see Shane. Can he fix that? SHMITCHIE. One-shot.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
My Metaphoric Prozac aka Lily by nymphondratonks reviews
I'm baaack. There is a normal necessary prologue, and then the story erupts into complete maddness, including stumpy carrots, slimy noodles, swearing in french, and other random humor. L/J SB/OC RL/OC. Read and Review at your own risk, muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bathtub Tyranny by ice illuser reviews
All those chores have caused Sophie to rebel. Can Howl appease his suddenly fearsome wife?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
A new arrival by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella is pregnant with Edwards child. The Cullens are ecstatic but how will everybody else deal with it? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Flawed vs The Flawless by vague-as-fog reviews
Everything in life was a challenge. Giving, taking, receiving. And sometimes, it can be a bit too much to handle. Lily&James DH spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,237 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Virgin Mary by JustCallMeDollface reviews
I have a problem. I have never been kissed. I have never even flirted successfully , held a guy’s hand, etc, all of the above. I’m pathetic. The Virgin Mary was a slut compared to me! LJ Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Potter Curse by Lillikins2013 reviews
Harry's son, james is having some girl troubles, with similartities that have been previously seen by the Potters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Ninjas, Vampires, Wizards Galore! by xXdeidarasheartXx reviews
What would happen if the Ninjas from Naruto, the witches and wizards from Harry Potter,and the Vampires from Twilight all came together in the Forks Highschool Bio Lab? Crack fic. OC's with some characters. and one OCxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Naruto U.
A Nameless Fic Because Shikamaru Said So by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru thinks high school is troublesome enough without a foreign exchange student. Temari thinks hell is bad enough without a pineapple haired lazy ass. Funny how things work out. ShikaTema AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Howling Mad by TiNkAhBeLLe reviews
Unfathomable! Preposterous! Surely, he could not have been serious. But, evidently, he was. The green-eyed monster takes his toll on our troubled hero.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
True Love Is Blind by glittery-snowflake reviews
For 5 years,Lily Evans has disguised her true beauty to find a boy who will love her,not for what she looks like,but for who she is.Everyone knows James Potter can get any girl he wants,so what will happen when Sirius makes him go out with the 'Ugly'Lily?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 7/6/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fighting over James by locobirdie reviews
Lily wants James. Rowena wants James. Who will get him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Metamorphsis by Spilled Coffee reviews
Location changes, School changes, Friend changes, Love changes, Life changes, Tenten's life completely changed when she entered Konoha High. NejiTen. New author, reviews and feedbacks are greatly appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Light of my heart by jassyflower reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter are totally different. Lily is your average girl. She is smart,fun,loyal,and she's the head girl. James Potter is handsome and popular but he is gothic and hates the world. Lily is sure that there is some kindness in him thoug
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
She's The One by Herm-Own-Ninny879 reviews
She couldn't help but let her heart beat at hyper-speed. It was show time. Chapter 34 Up! AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 90,710 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
For Against All Reason by Moon Destiny reviews
Sophie doesn't know whether to stay or go. Howl/Sophie.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
The Maraudettes by Malfoy1980 reviews
Lily and her friends are fed up with the Marauders pranking them so they decide that it's time to get even and the Maraudettes are born. But will the real war outside the walls of Hogwarts force them to forget their differences and become one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,652 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Best You Could Have Done by xxwhatevxx reviews
A spur-of-the-moment fic. Bella is giving birth to Edward's child in Florida, after being brought away when she discovers her pregnancy. Alice sees her, and the Cullens arrive in time to meet the new baby, and Bella does a selfless thing for Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,550 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Brand New Balcony by Silberias reviews
After they see off Prince Turniphead, Howl is left with the task of remaking his castle, but he hits upon a certain stumbling block. What should he give Sophie?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Genius and the Drop Out by Fizzeh-Luffles-You reviews
He was a genius. She was a near drop out. He was set for Harvard. She was destined for McDonalds. One collision and he watches his life fall apart while she can't believe her luck.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
The Best Years by ItaBoricua reviews
Discontinued. But just in case you wanna know...SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,870 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Miss Independent by MoriMori reviews
She claims that she doesn't need a man, but the usually independent Tenten seems to be getting more and more distracted by a certain Hyuuga lately. Rumors, kisses, ex boyfriends, and an S Rank mission don't really help her situation. NejiTenSasu ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,260 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Countryside to the Citystreet by Wits and the Ditz reviews
While on a business trip, Neji meet's Tenten, the spunky counter girl from Tyzuka Inn. 2 years later, they meet again under different circumstances. Can love bloom between these two?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,221 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Lady Lily by magicXheart reviews
Lily was a lady who had left that life behind. She ran away to escape her fiance, Malfoy and ended up being rescued by the Marauders. And somehow between the swordfights and confessions, she finds herself falling in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,454 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bug Bites by NailBunnyDeadBunny reviews
It’s valentines day and Ryoma follows his usual tradition of hiding from his lovers, but this year it dose not go as planed OT5
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - E. Ryoma - Complete
Accidental Enchantment by OtterlyNonsensical reviews
FINISHED! Sophie and Howl attend Letty's Wedding and Sophie finds herself wishing that Howl would hurry up and propose already. Once that wish is made she has to make sure he really means what he is suggesting. PLEASE RXR...and enjoy :D
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
How Markl was Found by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Basically what the story says, but it also has introduction to Sophie and Howl's children. It is Markl telling the story of how he came to join Howl to Sophie's first child Cosette.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Bam by HazardousProxy reviews
Drabble-ish. Yoko takes some bullet-related anger issues out on Karasu. Profanity...again.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Youko - Complete
Moments in time by darkryubaby reviews
Somethings just can't be defined in thought...atleast that's what Howl tells himself.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Hearts by Sara Moon reviews
One-shot. “This was not like the Sophie he knew; she was supposed to be lively and full of energy. What if something was seriously wrong? What if she were seriously ill?” Cute and fluffy! Howl x Sophie
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2091 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
I Stand Alone by Sophie Hatter Jenkins reviews
Howl is bitter to Sophie in the beginning of their journey, will he continue to stand alone? Music Parody to the song "I stand Alone" from Warner Bros. Movie "Quest for Camelot"
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Heart of a Lily by Alexia Gemini Potter reviews
Seventh year is upon Lily and her world is crashing down. Everything she knew and loved was gone, a new beginning was dawning and it was not what she expected. Coping with death, teen pregnancy and a prophecy sends Lily into a world gone cold.Revamped
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,945 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Stealing Cinderella by tinkerbelldetention101 reviews
Short, fluffy songfic based off of Chuck Wicks' "Stealing Cinderella." James asks Lily's father permission to marry her, and learns a bit in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Finishing A Family by Lil Heaven1985 reviews
. It is sort of like a continuation from the movie. Just a short little story: Howl and Sophie are together with everyone in the castle floating in the sky, but a new family member will be joining them and everyone is getting ready for it.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Kunoichi Marmalade by Starfire the dragon reviews
Hinata, Tenten, Sakura and Ino are tired of going round in circles with the guys they like and it all snaps when four new girls enter. So what do they do? create a concert of course! nejiten sakusasu hinanaru shikaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,370 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Christmas gift by 1xmocha reviews
What exactly makes a perfect hristmas gift? OT5 Christmas!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Marauders Pass Notes by MagicalMary reviews
the 6th year marauders get board in various classes and start to pass notes. lighthearted and silly. Focuses allot on moony because he's awsome, but the others play a big part. Im done with this now, but i'll update if i think of something really good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
The Birds and the Bees OT5 Style by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Ryoma doesn't understand the intricacies of gay sex. So he seeks help. OT5 and it may get a little PG13 or higher...I'm not sure yet. But there will be around seven chapter. Okay.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Enough by Purple01Writing reviews
Ot5 through Rinko's eyes. [Rinkocentric] [Ot5 with children]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2007 - E. Rinko, E. Ryoma - Complete
Oh So Melodic Hawaii by Kishiko-Chan reviews
AU. Tenten Miyagi moves to Hawaii and meets Neji Hyuuga and his friends. The two becomes good friends and experience high school with all their friends. But when problems arise, will they be able to stay that way? [COMPLETE][NxT SxS SxI NxH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,022 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
A Parisian Romance by Moonlight Honeysuckle reviews
Last summer in France, Lily is intitled to have some lust. But when that comes in the shape of a 17yr old James Potter, she pretends to be 17 as he will never find out. Little does she know he attends Hogwarts, her new school. How will he take it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,736 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just My Luck by banxbadxkarma reviews
Kagome was a small town girl from the back end of nowhere until one day her mom was offered an amazing job in the middle of Tokyo. Now the small town Kagome must move and adapt to a life of gangs run by incredibly hot leaders and a high school with more p
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,123 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Uchiha and Haruno I: Boarding School by xXMoonlightXImperfectionsxX reviews
SchoolFic Genius Sakura Haruno and her twin brother get accepted into Konoha Academy, Sakura makes new friends, enemies, and meets the school's heartthrob. Will Sasuke fall in love with Sakura, the school's new genius girl? Book 1 Sequel is out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,005 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Proper Young Ladies by lovingmylife reviews
Tenten Sakura Ino & hinata must learn to behave like proper young ladies for a new misson. Can they learn all the customs in just three days with distrations like boys new friends & people all critizing how they look? complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,633 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Stairway to Heaven by littlegreyfilly reviews
What happens when Yuzuyu comes back to live with Kippei and his family after another tragedy happens in her young life? And what's Kippei to do... he has his own mess to clean up with Kokoro...
Aishiteruze Baby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007
Advantage, Receiver by amaretto and coke reviews
The fallout over a pair of warmup pants. TezukaRyoma smut. Yaoi, very PWP.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2007 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
Sleeping Habits by ketchupblood reviews
Tezuka finds it very hard to sleep when Fuji decides that Tezuka's bed is as good as his own. [Tezuka x Fuji]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Fuji S., Tezuka K. - Complete
Rules and Regulations by Sabrina Empress of Insanity reviews
While waiting for an interview, Eiji can't help but be tempted by Oishi. Golden Pair
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Kikumaru E., Oishi S. - Complete
The Ugly Sister by HalfBloodHannah reviews
In my belief, every life as a bit of a Cinderella story to it. My only problem is that, in my own life story, I'm the ugly sister. And we all know Cinderella always gets the prince. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,612 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Miss World by LylaGallagher reviews
No evil plots against the wizarding world.Lily wants to be rockstar, she the Hogwarts outcast,abused and broken.James,popular badboy,hates her and the feeling is mutual until he falls for her rebellious nature and wicked way with words.lilyjames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,400 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
M & M's by 1xmocha reviews
Summary: Most of Tezuka’s lovers don’t understand my he is hesitant to get Lasik eye surgery. Ryoma does and Tezuka ponders over it eating his favorite secret pleasure, M & M’s... OT5focus on TezuRyo though...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Cheetos & Pudding by 1xmocha reviews
It was times like this that Ryoma wondered why he ever agreed to this relationship. Wimbleton, tennis, press conferences, sex, money, and of course, pudding and cheetos. OT5 crack.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Henge no Jutsu by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
RE-EDITTED. What happens when the boys of the rookie nine and team Gai switch places? The final chapter in this story… who won the bet? And what do the losers have to do?... hehehe enjoy. COMPANION story to WSFO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Airplane! by LilyPrincess reviews
Very AU. After missing the concert of the year due to a stupid muggle mishap, Lily Evans gets on a plane to fly off to Chicago, ready to spend a good few weeks with her father. The trip there, however, turns out better than the missed concert. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,004 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Little Lady by VeniceGroove reviews
To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,057 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hair by 1xmocha reviews
There is exactly one time a year that Ryoma shaves his legs. OT5 focus on AtoXRyo
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Day Lily by Sophie-Lou reviews
Howl thinks about how life is for him after twenty years of marriage with Sophie. Can it get any better than that?
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Drama Only For A Teenage Ninja by nejitenrocks reviews
When Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten are forced to attend a high school in Tokyo they make new friends, new rivals, new love, and when everything is good..the boys show up! HinaNaru, InoShika, TenNeji, and SakuSasu there will be other pairs w the girls!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,440 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
So You Ended Up a Potter by PruePotter reviews
On October 31st, Harry wasn't at Godric's Hollow. A look at how different life would have been if Dudley had been the orphan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,985 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The D Files by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Neji’s got a secret! He read Tenten’s diary! Tenten is now starting to get suspicious when she can’t seem to find the little book and the Hyuuga is acting differently. Just how long can Neji last without telling her? [NejixTenten] WARNING: Major oocness..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,422 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Original Pictures by Sophie-Lou reviews
It's been twenty years since Sophie and Howl married, and the entire family have come together at the edge of the waste...
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Starlight by Mandy Mae reviews
Addy, the trickster, Lily, the studious one, Amelia, the sweetheart, Maddi, the popular one, Remus, the bookworm, Sirius, the rebel, James, the showoff, Peter, the oddball, they have nothing in common, except they're all brave enough to be Gryffindors
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,605 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Where is My Towel? by merissala reviews
Title kind of says all. OT5
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Complete
Main Attraction by Cinpii reviews
[Ryoma x Sakuno. Non yaoi.] Ryoma watches Sakuno. Rated for smut and voyeurism.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/22/2006 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
Miss Cinderella by Greekchic reviews
James Potter.The most eligible and sought out boy at Hogwarts. Lily Evans.The shy girl who nobody notices.When a ball comes up James Potter sees a beautiful girl. When she pulls a Cinderella on him she leaves behind a mask. Will James find her? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Button by Chachiri NoDa reviews
OT5 fics. Men with a baby.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Light by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
“It’s past midnight when he comes through the door. The apartment is dark and still, heavy rain thrumming outside.” Fluffy. Toushin Yuusuke fic. Oneshot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y. - Complete
In Vino Veritas by Reijou reviews
[HxS] Howl and Sophie have a fight, and the wizard goes out and gets drunk. He mistakens Sophie for someone else, and spills whatever beans he has of what he has to say to her [OneShot for NiiSan]
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
The Tenkage Diaries by MT Pocketts reviews
Tenten has lived alone with her Mother for many years in Konoha. She’s always been a bit of a tomboy, but little did she know she was the illegitimate daughter of the Tenkage of a nearby village, and she has had a marriage arranged for her since birth!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Camp is Fun! by Tanya Lilac reviews
Thanks to the genius of their teachers, Team Gai & the Rookie Nine of Konoha are stuck together on a 5 day bonding camp. What happens next...? Mainly NejiTen, with SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina on the side
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,969 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Matter of Miscommunication by jfqzx reviews
When a certain tensai is the cause of much confusion once again… OT5 TezuSanaAtoFujiRyo
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Magic Hand by Kat R. Fair reviews
Fuji's hand has a mind of it's own. yaoi FujiRyo, FujiTezu, FujiSanada, FujiAtobe, and most important OT5
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Decorating OT5 Style by Kelkale reviews
The lovers face a tough challenge, redecorating their new shared bedroom after Atobe gives it his usual flare. [AtoFujiSanaTezuRyo]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Confetti by Sophie-Lou reviews
Honey is not to sure about having the flamboyant Wizard Howl as her son-in-law. Can Markl convince her otherwise and secure the wedding of the century? Oneshot. Part 3 of the Milk and Honey series.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Michael, Sophie H. - Complete
We Were Here by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Ron rolled under Harry's bed, trying to help the others locate Trevor. Harry, you'd better come see this. What is it? Your dad was here. Part 3 posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - James P.
Enchantment of the Heart by Velf reviews
A few more days in Chihiro's new life. Will her fledgling relationship with Haku blossom? Or fall fowl of the differences between immortal and mortal? An Epilogue to Courage of the Spirit.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,118 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Matchmaker by Sophie-Lou reviews
Job 1: Make dad propose to mum! Markl knows Sophie is his ideal mother. Trouble is helping his ideal father find the guts to pluck the question. Oneshot. Part 2 of the Milk and Honey series.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Michael, Sophie H. - Complete
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Switched by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Not your typical Lily and James hate each other and get stuck in each other's bodies and fall in love Fic. They do seem to hate each other and they do end up switching bodies, but this isn't the typical telling of the tale. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,565 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mother by Sophie-Lou reviews
When Markl falls ill he starts to wish for a mother. It is then that he realises that Sophie is the perfect mother. Part 1 of Milk and Honey series.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Michael, Sophie H. - Complete
Is It Really You? by LilyPrincess reviews
I'm starting to revise the chapters. The first one is finished, feel free to check it out. Your ordinary Lily and James, childhood friends, one moves away... what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,560 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Marauders at Hogwarts by Kit-cat99 reviews
The Marauders are back at their fifth year. Along with three girls: Lilly Evans, Molly Logan and Sabrina Summers. Excitment, fun and of course...danger all happens. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,953 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Baka Kitsune by Rurouni Tsuki reviews
Semi-sequel to Tears of Life. Won't make sense unless you've read that story. Bit of Hiei and Kurama fluff during the aftermath. Descions are made. Shonen-ai. Those reading the series, but dislike yaoi, see AN
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2004
The Small things by endlessdesk reviews
Lily Evans, depressed, abused and unwanted. At Hogwarts, she was relatively invisible. At home, no one cared about her. Depressing? Oh, a tad. Please Read and Review. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,048 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
I'd Trade It All by DarkMoon1 reviews
[COMPLETE] Inuyasha is a rich prep. Kagome a punk rocker. See as these two worlds collide in the simple life of high school. You can't always believe in love at first sight! InuKag MirSan Ship?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
When Time Stands Still by Jedi Sapphire reviews
The usual Harry-goes-back-in-time, but with minimal romance. My first fic, so please R&R. Constructive criticism is accepted but no flames, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Tossed and Found by Sagi-chan reviews
COMPLETE Something unexpected happens after the Forbidden Child is cast away from his home. He's found. Non-yaoi. Featuring Yoko Kurama and baby Hiei!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,711 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by Noelle1 reviews
James Potter has one year to make Lily Evans, the impossible 'Green Eyed Monster' fall for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,687 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hiei's Revenge by Rurouni Tsuki reviews
*COMPLETE!* YYH/HP crossover. Yukina is killed by Lord Voldemort for reasons unknown and Hiei and Kurama venture to England to avenge her death. On the way, they meet up with some very familiar characters... like Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Hiei - Complete
Did you say kids? by Belphegor reviews
A short - I think - semi-mindless piece of dialogue, between Lily, James, Sirius and Remus, about their kids' names. Who knew sarcasm was love, really?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P., Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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The Game of Life reviews
Rachel and Finn weren't careful. Now, Rachel has to pay the price.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Musical Moments
A series of music inspired oneshots featuring Harry Potter couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,559 - Published: 11/26/2010
The Beginning of it All reviews
Gohan Son was just a normal boy. Well, as normal as a young hybrid who had saved the world could be. But when a mysterious letter appears at his home, he finds himself with all he wanted. But will secrets of his past tear his new found happiness apart?
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Gohan
Young Love reviews
When Ginny moved to her new home, away from her brother and his eccentric friends, she didn't expect what happened. No one could. Kogenai/OC
Crossover - Flame of Recca & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Kaoru K.
Hogwarts, School of Ladies and Gentlemen reviews
With puffy red eyes and a broken heart Lily boarded the train that would take her to her own personal hell, filled with short skirts, snobby girls, man whores, and bow ties. Rated T for language, and alcohol/sexual references
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Broken Barriers reviews
When Lord Voldemort returns to the world of the living, rather than the ghost plane he had resided in, the reikai government has no choice to respond, especially when one of their own is torn over the glimpses of the young Harry Potter's tragic past.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Kurama M.
Moments In Time reviews
Some things stand brighter in Sophie and Howl's memories than others.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Howl, Sophie H.
Innocence reviews
The Cullens find a small girl in the woods whose family was killed by vampires. Chaos will ensure as they adopt her into their family. Eventual HP/T crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,522 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008
Starting Again reviews
Lily Evans decides to leave her home to give her mother more privacy with her new husband. She goes to live with her father in England and therefore has to start a new school, which she is dreading. Find out what happens in her life when she does!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,222 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Another Time reviews
Harry Potter, who had just defeated Voldemort, is given an offer he can't refuse. He and his friends embark on a new adventure, getting to know the Marauders! Will they accept them or will fate keep them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Never Realized reviews
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, my love, my Bella, were the last thoughts to cross his mind before everything went black. Permanetly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Revenge is Sweet reviews
Harry is sick and tired of Umbridge thinking she controls everything so he decides to show her who's in control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cinderellie, Cinderellie! reviews
Lily Evans, daughter Ethan Evans, a very wealthy merchant, had a wonderful life, that is until her mother died of mysterious causes. Her life takes a radical turn downward when her father remarries Claire Rosewood. What will happen to Lily after that?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
New Beginnings reviews
After Final Jam, Mitchie's unsure how to talk to Shane. When Caitlyn finally convinces her to talk to him again, will he allow her back into his heart? Or will he reject her?
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,489 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008