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NAME: You Wish
ABOUT ME: I love to read, write, and draw. My friends think I read to much, and my family thinks I am crazy. I do not read to much, I read the perfect amount, thank you very much, I have no excuse for the crazy accusation whoever. I am in eight grade, and live in a small place where there are about 350 students, so yeah. I have a teacher that hates me. A lot. It might be because I told her to call my mom and always ignored her when she told me to spit out my gum, but that's beside the point.
My favorite books are Twilight, Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events
Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Meet the Robinsons, Camp Rock, The Dark Night, Cheetah Girls, and High School Musical
Favorite Anime/manga: Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Avatar: the last air bender, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha
FAV HARRY POTTER PAIRINGS:
FAV CAMP ROCK PAIRINGS:
I could keep writing but, I already have a lot of other things on this profile.
WARNING: LONG PROFILE! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!
Favorite Harry Potter Quotes and Excerpts
"Well I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?" "Probably that you are going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." - Harry
"...From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die ,Ron , die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." - Ron
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." - Ron
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.
Dudley looked a lot like Uncle Vernon. He had a large pink face, not much neck, small watery blue eyes, and thick blonde hair that lay smoothly on his thick, fat head. Aunt Petunia often said that Dudley looked like a baby angel. Harry often said that Dudley looked like a pig in a wig.
Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," Dudley told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
"You haven't got a letter on yours", George observed. "I suppose she Mrs.Weasley thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?"
"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" Harry
"So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.
"So you mean the Stone's only safe as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" said Hermione in alarm.
Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
Harry learned quickly not to feel to sorry for the gnomes. He decided to just drop the first one just over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank his razor sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off until -
“If you think I’m going to let six people risk their lives - !”
“Do ghouls normally wear pajamas?”
“Seventeen, eh!” said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.
“And as for this book,” said Hermione, “The Tales of Beedle the Bard … I’ve never even heard of them!”
The real Harry thought that this might just be the most bizarre thing he had ever seen, and he had seen some extremely odd things. He watched as his six doppelgangers rummaged in the sacks, pulling out sets of clothes, putting on glasses, stuffing their own things away. He felt like asking them to show a little more respect for his privacy as they all began stripping off with impunity, clearly much more at ease with displaying his body than they would have been with their own.
"So that's little Scorpius,"said Ron under his breath. "Make sure you beat him in every test Rosie.Thank God you inherited your mother's brains."
"There was the sound of pattering feet, a blaze of shining copper, an echoing clang, and a shriek of agony: Kreacher had taken a run at Mundungus and hit him over the head with a saucepan.
"There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
"Teddy's back there," James said breathlessly, pointing back over his shoulder into the billowing clouds of steam. "Just seen him! And guess what he's doing? Snogging Victoire!"
"Our Headmaster is taking a short break," said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window.
"Rubeus Hagrid . well-known gamekeeper at Hogwarts School, has narrowly escaped arrest within the grounds of Hogwarts, where he is rumored to have hosted a 'Support Harry Potter' party in his house. However, Hagrid was not taken into custody, and is, we believe, on the run." Lupin
"And the rumors that he keeps being sighted abroad?" asked Lee. "This girl is very nice-looking," Krum said, recalling Harry to his surroundings. Krum was pointing at Ginny, who had just joined Luna. "She is also a relative of yours?"
"This girl is very nice-looking," Krum said, recalling Harry to his surroundings. Krum was pointing at Ginny, who had just joined Luna. "She is also a relative of yours?"
"You must kill me." Dumbledore
Fred, George, Harry, and Ron were the only ones who knew that the angel on top of the tree was actually a garden gnome that had bitten Fred on the ankle as he pulled up carrots for Christmas dinner. Stupefied, painted gold, stuffed into a miniature tutu and with small wings glued to its back, it glowered down at them all, the ugliest angel Harry had ever seen, with a large bald head like a potato and rather hairy feet.
Pointing his wand at nothing in particular, he gave it an upward flick and said Levicorpus! inside his head.
"I thought you lived in that girls' bathroom?" said Harry, who had been careful to give the place a wide berth for some years now.
"Very well then," said Dumbledore, pushing open the broom-shed door and stepping out into the yard. "I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are."
"If I'm having lessons with you, I won't have to do Occlumency with Snape, will I?"
"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"You could say sorry," suggested Harry bluntly.
"And then I called out, 'Who's there?'"
"There isn't anyone I want to invite," mumbled Harry, who was still trying not to think about Ginny any more than he could help, despite the fact the fact that she kept cropping up in his dreams in ways that made him devoutly thankful that Ron could not perform Legilimency.
He had known Ginny for years now...It was natural that he should feel protective...natural that he should want to look out for her...want to rip Dean limb from limb for kissing her...No...he would have to control that particular brotherly feeling...
Non-verbal spells were now expected, not only in Defense Against the Dark Arts, but in Charms and Transfiguration too. Harry frequently looked over at his classmates in the common room or at mealtimes to see them purple in the face and straining as though they had overdosed U-No-Poo.
She's Ron's sister
"Er-well-ghosts are transparent-" he said
"Madam Rosmerta's finest oak-matured mead," said Dumbledore, raising his glass to Harry, who caught hold of his own and sipped. He had never tasted anything like it before, but enjoyed it immensely.
Dangling from the chain in large gold letters were the words: MY SWEETHEART.
(After Lupin goes through a list of all the things they've done to discredit Dumbledore) "But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog Cards," said Bill, grinning.
"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"- but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
Fred and George were looking particularly annoyed; both were bandy-legged and winced with every movement. "I think a few of mine have ruptured," said Fred in a hollow voice.
"Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break," said George.
"Thank you so much, Professor!" said Professor Flitwick in his squeaky little voice. "I could have got rid of the sparklers myself, of course, but I wasn't sure whether I had the authority..."
"You two," she went on, gazing down at Fred and George, "are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school."
By the time Ernie MacMillan, Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Anthony Goldstein, and Terry Boot had finished using a wide variety of the hexes and jinxes Harry had taught them, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle resembled nothing so much as three gigantic slugs squeezed into Hogwarts uniforms as Harry, Ernie, and Justin hoisted them into the luggage rack and left them there to ooze.
Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"We thought we'd just have a few words with you about Harry," said Mr. Weasley, still smiling.
"Mad-Eye Moody?" said George thoughtfully, spreading marmalade on his toast. "Isn't he that nutter-"
"Don't be prat, Neville, that's illegal," said George. "They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry."
Ron: "Who're you going with then?"
"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
He therefore had to endure over an hour of Professor Trelawney, who spent half the lesson telling everyone that the position of Mars with relation to Saturn at that moment meant that people born in July were in great danger of sudden, violent deaths. "Well, that's good," said Harry loudly, his temper getting the better of him, "just as long as it's not drawn out. I don't want to suffer."
"Oh Professor look! I think I found an unsuspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"
"Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid.
"But I think Durmstrang must be somewhere in the far north," said Hermione thoughtfully. "Somewhere very cold, because they’ve got fur capes as part of their uniforms."
"You’re joking, Weasley!" said Malfoy, behind them. "You’re not telling me someone’s asked that to the ball? Not the long-molared Mud blood?"
"Maybe he'll believe I'm not enjoying myself once I've got my neck broken or - "
As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
(Harry, just being greeted by Percy) "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
"How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.
Yu Yu Hakusho Quotes
"Kurama! Take off your clothes!" - Yusuke
"Being lucky seems to be your greatest tactic."- Hiei
"I'm sure your minty-fresh breath was well worth the delay." - Hiei
"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei
"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei
"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei
"I'll say the little booger's got my hair. He's got it right between his retarded claws and he ain't letting go... He better not leave me any spirit surprises!"- Yusuke
"I know a certain diary-reading kitten who says so otherwise. Meow."-Botan
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize. The hell was that? You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"- Jin
"After all the explosions, a stink wakes him."-Kurama
"If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain. "-Hiei
"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it." -Hiei, talking about his right arm
"Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to rescue us when we needed you must you big softie, or should I say little softie."- Yusuke
"I should have slit his throat when I had the chance. "-Hiei
"All you needed was a good kick in the ass." - Hiei
"Listen to me as closely as you can you two: I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all."-Hiei
"That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats."-Yusuke
"Hey, that's weird. I didn't know you had a little sis, Hiei. I bet she's a pint size pain in the you know what just like you, probably ugly too."-Kuwabara
"But more importantly, we answered the question. Boxers or briefs?"- Yusuke
"This stupidity is making me nauseous." -Hiei
"If you had used that lump three feet above your butt you would've held on to your soul." looks at Hiei "Make that two feet for you."-Genkai
"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid."-Yusuke
"Today did start off weird. I went to school..."-Yusuke
"What's your problem, get back on the ground. I hit you too hard for you to be on your feet!"-Yusuke
"Sorry, but I don't have time to be arrested."- Kurama
"See Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap! Yap! Yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens! You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb."-Yusuke
"That evil laugh is really starting to piss me off!"-Yusuke
"Those who won, please follow me! Those who lost, please get lost!"-Genkai
"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villians! Fish food!" - Yusuke
"Helping is not the right word. Koenma may regard us as equals, but I do not. Once inside the castle, I suggest you let us do the work. As far as I'm concerned, we're baby sitting."-Hiei
"Let's avoid fighting. You're not worth it."-Hiei
"Oh, please, sir, not spankings!" - Koenma's personal Blue Ogre assistant
"I just hit a teacher!" - Keiko (I wish I could do that!)
"Out of this whole plan, you made one stupid mistake. You went and pissed me off!" -Yusuke
"Fool! There can't be an earthquake on water." -Hiei
"He's clearly no match for Kurama. What a joke of a round. It's a pity you couldn't have taken him and let Kurama deal with the little child and his yo-yo's."-Hiei
"Oh, shove it where it hurts!" -Yusuke
"You know, one of these days I'm gonna fight someone who talks like a normal person!"- Yusuke
"Cheer up Baken, your brain's just small. It's not your fault you can't remember all those things you did to Kurama. So I'm gonna refresh your memory by using your body as an example!" -Yusuke
"Took a punch straight in the face just for a chance to kick me. He's a crazy rat for sure." -Jin
"Just laughing. It seems you don't know brothers very well, Botan." -Kurama
"Is it just these pants or did you really get a nice ass?" - Yusuke
"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice box."-Hiei
"Watch it kid, I can still destroy you." -Genkai
"When I see Yusuke's disposition I see scales and beady eyes, but cute and furry's another way to go." -Botan
"That's very unsanitary. Do you know how many demons that blade has cut through?" - Hiei
"Careful, fate may have a sense of humor." - Shishiwakamaru
"Maybe you don't understand the concept of 'force field'." - Hiei
"I almost killed my favorite dimwit." -Genkai
"If anyone had ever told me my fate laid in the hands of a blue runt that goes 'poo', I probably would've punked him."-Yusuke
"Yes, tell them I'm her brother. I'll rather enjoy torturing you to death." -Hiei
"She said the last year of her life was crumby because as a student you were a pain in the rear, and she asked you to stay alive for a really long time so she could have some peace and quiet for once." - Koenma
"So, you gonna let go, or are we just gonna stand here and do the Tango?"-Koenma
"Who are you calling moron, pacifier junkie!" -Yusuke
"I thought you'd know better to corner an animal like a fox Karasu, we have a tendency to show our teeth." -Yoko Kurama
"It's called tact, Kurama, you should consider using some."-Karasu
"At least you are consistent. Consistently foolish if you think that axe will have any more effect than the last." - Hiei
"I may be a small target, but this is just sad." -Hiei
"My brothers all got white-collar jobs, with wives and families, and if I had a life like that, I'd kill myself."-Sakyyo
"If we aren't, it's no thanks at all to the drunken biggie that traded our tickets for a couple of pints." -Jin
"Right now all your griping's about as useful as tits on a bull." -Chu
"You lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy, talk about lame." - Jin
"Yes, well, I tried to inform you, but you were too engrossed in your speech." -Kurama
"Your stubbornness is even greater than your stupidity." -Hiei
"We're in front of about a million people, including Keiko and my boss and hardcore demon fighters! And you make me say all that sissy crap!" -Yusuke
"He's acting so pathetic that I even feel sorry for him." -Hiei
"I told you guys to do the stamping while I was gone! I even gave you my seal, and my favorite ink pad with the ponies on the top!" -Koenma
"He's big and blue and wears leopard underwear, and he never seems to leave me alone." -Koenma
"Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense." -Yusuke
"What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?" -Hiei
"Too bad Hiei's not here, he could use his Jagan Eye to find himself." -Botan
"I'm warning you. You so much as bruise what's in your hand, and I'll show you pain. The hue of your soul will cease to matter because you will not be judged when you die. You will no longer exist." -Kurama
"He may look like a dimwit, in fact, he definitely is. But he's also the Dark Tournament champ and he can fight like a genius when he knows his prey." -Genkai
"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid." -Yusuke
"If anybody finds him, make a noise we'll all hear. Either scream or blow something up!"-Genkai
"You're gonna regret saying that one! I'm writing an advice book for bad guys, it's called don't piss me off!" -Yusuke
"Earth to toddler bitch! You better speak now before I forever put that pacifier ten inches down your throat!"- Yusuke
"Never take yourself too seriously and you won't turn into a freakin' fanatic." -Yusuke
"Wait you idiot! Haven't you learned? You're like an ugly singer with a good voice, best for backup!" -Yusuke
"I mean seriously, why can't we ever have a chase on an elevator!" -Kuwabara
"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies, and care even less. Wake me for the end of the world. " -Hiei
"The tree won't stop until its host is dead, but as you've said Toguro, your regenerative powers make you unable to die. You will suffer for eternity here, torn between your hate, and your agony, and so be it. Rogues like you deserve to be damned." -Kurama
"Guess he missed his Toguro vaccination."-Yusuke
"Maybe I can't defend against attacks from multiple angles, but sometimes a good defense is just kicking ass!" -Yusuke
"Lover-boy! Release us now and you can keep your ability to breed!" - Hiei
"Kill us if you're going to, just spare us the sound of your voice." -Hiei
"I'm the same, Yusuke Urameshi! Fearless protector of the good stuff with a healthy kicking assness and a general hate for authority. And nothing as trivial as a violent death or a few drops of demon blood mixed with mine is gonna keep me from helping out my friends and saving the world and kicking the bad guy's ass."-Yusuke
"I'm sorry, I got delayed. Traffic was a bitch." -Yusuke
"You can tell King Daddy that, and that he can disown me, fire me, or put me up for adoption." -Koenma
"Just you and me now... Well, you and you and you and you and you and you and you and me. We're going to finish this." -Yusuke
"Dammit, my sword must have slipped." -Hiei (jumps into the air and cuts Chapter Black to shreds)
"I don't know who I should fear more. Mukoru... or Hiei." - Kurama
"Sorry to kick ass and run guys, but it's time for me to beat the old bastard." -Yusuke
"Yomi, you son of a bitch! You hear me? I'm coming, so boil up a kettle of tea!"-Yusuke
"You can't end a good party without someone on the floor." -Yusuke
"Hiei...I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through...But I'm not interested in you that way." -Kurama
"Why aren't you inside watching cartoons like a normal kid?"-Kuwabara
"When I was a boy, we listened to our elders... And our video games."-Kuwabara
"Sakyyo?! You mean he was already starting stuff when I was getting kicked out of kindergarten?"-Yusuke
"Geez, more alcohol and I'd need a designated driver!" -Yusuke
"Urameshi, there's too many of 'em! And I'm not sure but I think they wanna eat me!"-Kuwabara
"For a joke to get old, it has to be funny in the first place." -Shizuru
"That's a bad sign. Mumbling and talking to himself." -Shizuru
"Kurama really is a fox thing! Gee, and to think I let him near my kitten."-Kuwabara
"What are you waiting for? Your balls to drop?" -Yusuke
"You're not ready to die, you just stopped teething." -Yusuke
"Hey, Kuwabara, you're conscious. I'm not used to that." -Yusuke
"Gee-ez, something tells me you're still mad about that grandma comment. You really need to enjoy life more... old lady." -Yusuke
"Hate fish. What a stupid name." -Yusuke
"Even though it looks like I can't move right now, I'm very dangerous."-Yusuke
"Damn it... Sandman's playing reruns."- Yusuke
"I didn't know demons thought so logically."- Yusuke
"We should eat as many as we want. They multiply like they're fighting extinction as it is."- Yomi
Yusuke: "Kurama and Hiei aren't dumb enough to fall into a trap like that."
Keiko's Friend: "If you cross him he'll whistle for 2000 bad guys with guns!"
Kurama: "All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist. In reality, you're really just a lucky fool."
Kuwabara: (about his Spirit Sword) "It's just my pure energy, and I bet it could kick the crap out of your Spirit Gun!"
Yusuke: "Here's the deal, pull your zombies off Keiko and then I'll only pull out one of your lungs."
Kuwabara: Hey Urameshi, what would you have done if it was really a woman?
Toguro: "Is something the matter, Yusuke? You have the strangest look of surprise on your face."
Kuwabara: "Oh hey, what happened to the fight we were just in?"
Roto: "Come on, you believe in mercy, don't you?"
Kuwabara: Hey, I'm not out of this yet, if Yusuke doesn't wake up, I'll take the last guy.
Kurama: "That's gentle, we rarely see both fighters standing."
Kuwabara: "He just killed a teammate over you!"
Kuwabara: "I had a dream last night, Urameshi."
Koenma: "As far as I’m aware Koenma doesn’t have any brothers, and I should know, I’m him. As a cool teenager!"
Yusuke: (hits Dr. Ichigaki 3 times) That was for the three innocent lives you stole! And this one's for screwing with their master! (punches Dr. Ichigaki again)
Announcer: "May I have your attention please. The tournament committee will be instituting a medical examination before the next round."
Koto: "Team captains, please decide the battle terms."
Toya: "It seems that I have gotten to know you quite well in such a short fight, and I rather like you. Let's not have this slaying ruin our friendship."
Botan: "I think bone cracking is a good sign to rest."
Botan: "Listen Ms. Koto, why don't you stop the sadist routine and do your job!"
Kuwabara: "Don't confuse the issue, the point here is that I'm still eligible to fight and I'm the only one."
Yusuke: Hey! Don't think I didn't hear that, noisy girl! If it's huggy-kissy stuff you want, go try somewhere else! Yusuke: "Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"
Yusuke: "Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?"
Kuwabara: Guess you guys have the same idea we do about scoping out the competition for the semi-finals.
Kurama: Perhaps this can only be decided with a game of Janken.
Shizuru: Our lives on the line, and you're fighting like a fifth grader! (pummels Kuwabara) Keep your guard up, jab with your left, follow with your right! What's so hard about that?
Keiko: Wait! What am I supposed to do with Yusuke here?
Kuwabara: (about Onji) I'm glad I left the girls outside, and Yukina's not here to see this.
Chu: (about Yusuke) Why, he's seems to have gotten a might stronger. Kuwabara: "I fought just as many fights as you did!"
Kuwabara: "I fought just as many fights as you did!"
Sakyo: "If I were a betting man, I'd wager Hiei starts resorting to his desperate measures soon."
Kuwabara: Wait! This is a no dragon man area, ok?
Koto: "Juri, it's up to you to make the call. Juri?" (looks down and sees Juri sleeping) "Juri! We can't have this gore fest without you!"
Yusuke: "Back to skipping detentions." Blue Ogre: Koenma sir! We've got problems!
Blue Ogre: Koenma sir! We've got problems!
Yusuke: After this Dark Tournament, all I've felt like doing is sleeping and watching stupid day time t.v.
Botan: "Thanks, Hiei. I thought you'd come if we called."
Science Club Captain: "Come on Suiichi, you have to, you're a genius! And as you as captain, our team can finally win."
Kurama: "So, which device will find him?"
Avatar: The Last Air Bender Quotes
Katara: opening narration Water... Earth... Fire... Air. Long ago, the 4 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all 4 elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
Prince Zuko: You're just a child!
Zhao: You can't compete with me. I have hundreds of warships under my command. And you, you're just a banished prince. No home. No allies. Your own father doesn't even want you.
Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Earth Bender: Surrender yourselves! It's five against two. You're clearly outnumbered.
Aang: excitedly after escaping the Fire Navy fleet We did it!
Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Uncle Iroh: So this is how the great commander Zhao acts in defeat... disgraceful! Even in exile my nephew is more honorable then you. Thank you again for the tea. It was delicious.
Aang: Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...
Prince Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka has been temporarily paralyzed
Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
Prince Zuko: I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I'm worthless.
Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.
Ty Lee: after Mai and Zuko fall in the fountain Aww, they're so cute together.
Young Azula: to Zuko; singsong voice Dad's going to kill you!
Prince Zuko: about Azula I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.
Won Shi Tong: to Katara Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style!
"Uncle? Uncle Iroh..." Zuko smells a flip-flop and make a squemish face, "Yep, that's Uncle Iroh's..." -Zuko
Quotes and Stuff
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."- Douglas Adams
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
The only reason I am always listening to music is to drown out the sound of your voice.
don't regret doing things, regret getting caught
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. - Bette Davis
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. - Zenna Schaffer
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. -- Burt Reynolds
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. -- Helen Rowland
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! -- Richard Jeni
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? -- Lily Tomlin
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. --Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results --Albert Einstein
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. --Mark Twain
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. --Mark Twain
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. --W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. --W.C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. --W.C. Fields
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. --W.C. Fields
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. --Will Rogers
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.
Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.
I fought the lawn, and the lawn won!
Life in a vacuum sucks
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing..
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
My computer NEVER cras...DOH!.
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
Drunk!...naught me - I'm Serfectly Pober Occifer!
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
I always lie. In fact, I'm lying to you right now!
Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!
Famous Last Words
No, he doesn’t bite?.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
I found this on Elspeth25's profile, and I think it is cool, especially the fact that I can read it!
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
I found this one on CrayonsPink and I thought it was cool except for the fact that I am not in love with the guy's name that I chose!
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.
from cocoaXcookies profile (surprise surprise) and yes these things have happened to me!
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when...
-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, cocoaXcookies, bluedoggie95
~If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.~
when life gives you a 100 reasons to cry
Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again...
I miss those days when all you had to do was share your crayon, and you'd be best friends.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY
copy and paste if you agree
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
These are the pictures of Ginny's outfits from the mall:
Just imagine it in red and white instead!
Those are some i found so far!
WOW! There is an end to my profile! Not even I knew that! For any of you who have read my entire profile, you are brave, very, very brave! Now, onto the stories!
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