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Author has written 3 stories for X-Com, Warhammer, and Worm.

I'm British, don't judge if things don't make sense, just guess until it makes sense.

My motto: 'You shouldn't expect success, nor failure'

The girl you just called fat?

She is overdosing on diet pills and refuses to eat.

The girl you just called ugly?

She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped?

He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars?

He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying?

His mother is dying.

The girl you just made fun of for wearing long sleeves in May?

She is cutting and doesn't want anyone to see.

Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 98% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

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Seek by Vherstinae reviews
Taylor Hebert has been torn into the nightmare that is Yharnam, losing more of herself every night. In the real world, two unlikely people take note of her change and begin pondering what to do about it.
Crossover - Worm & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 79 - Words: 221,369 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/26/2022 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker, Greg
The Hoard of Vandire by BillyFish1409 reviews
Sir Roger Wessyng, knight of Anglerre, raised from the ranks after serving his Lord Prince Edmund, finds himself dragged into a secret war that threatens not only the hard fought security of the Haikk system, but the very Ecclesiarchy itself. Facing enemies on all sides, even his own, he is in the fight of his life to save himself, his unit, and the Xenos woman he loves...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 8/6/2024 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, Inquisition, OC
Certain Dark Things by eirajenson reviews
Harriet Potter has always been odd. Between having a shadow that moves on its own and chatting with snakes in the garden, learning she's a witch really isn't the strangest thing that's happened to the bespectacled girl with a lightning scar on her neck. [Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, AU Retelling]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 302 - Words: 1,001,428 - Reviews: 2538 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 3,049 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., OC
The odds were never in my favour by Antony444 reviews
Ten years of life at the Dursleys have healed Alexandra Potter of any good feelings she might have towards her aunt, uncle and cousin, leaving her friendless and sarcastic about life. On her eleventh birthday, a letter sent by a school of magic may give her a providential escape. Except, of course, things may not be that simple for a girl fan of the Lord of the Rings...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 127 - Words: 1,321,534 - Reviews: 5640 - Favs: 6,399 - Follows: 6,980 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 9/20/2015
The Weaver Option by Antony444 reviews
It is the 45th Millennium and the galaxy is dying. On the verge of victory over the Imperium, the Chaos forces have proven unable to stem the tide against the Great Devourer and its trillions of Tyranids. Only one option: cross the dimensions, find a hero able to triumph where billions have utterly failed and change the course of the past...
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 2,018,701 - Reviews: 4514 - Favs: 5,537 - Follows: 6,098 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 8/23/2016
Empress Ascendant by Unruly Marmite reviews
The Emperor wasn't sure how he ended up in a different universe, or what the parasite leeching off Humanity was. But he was the guardian of Mankind, and there was at least one person on this world worthy of taking up his mantle.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 523,857 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 5,999 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 5/12/2017 - The Emperor, Skitter
The Inquisitor by deathwing17 reviews
After preventing a Chaos warband from summoning a vast army onto an Imperial world, an Inquisitor in training is hurtled through the warp and finds himself in a strange new world, one in which there are people with incredible abilities. Soon he will find himself fighting a familiar enemy and in order to save mankind he will need to cast aside old prejudices. Now has a tvtropes page
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 42 - Words: 333,904 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,452 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Inquisition, Megan M./Miss Martian, Richard G./Robin
Flesh is Weak by WelcomeToEstalia reviews
Trapped in the locker, Taylor felt her body rot away from infection and infestation. It was within this coffin that she learned of the weakness of flesh, and the strength of steel. Mechanicus Tinker!Taylor.
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,967 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 3,046 - Follows: 3,791 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 6/14/2021 - Adeptus Mechanicus, Skitter, Panacea, Armsmaster
Spells in Silence by Silently Watches reviews
Hazel Potter has always been strange. People say she knows too much and says too little. When Aunt Petunia utters that forbidden word, 'magic', it sends Hazel on a hunt for the truth. If only the Wizarding World could have guided the direction of her search… femHarry with a focus on witchcraft
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 289,978 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 5,662 - Follows: 7,275 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/27/2020 - Harry P., Sally-Anne P.
Thy Good Neighbor by blahhh-1 reviews
At winter's end, there is rumor of a strange manor appearing in the western Wolfswood, home to an equally strange man and his tall, kindly wife. Lord Rickard Stark, Warden of the North, seeks answers.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,038 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 4,568 - Updated: 12/4/2024 - Published: 12/24/2022 - [The Hunter, Plain Doll] Eddard S./Ned, Rickard S.
OSaBC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 63 - Words: 921,046 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 10/1/2024 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Dust Devils - A Girls Und Panzer Story by AAHW reviews
From the sands of the Mojave, Valarie Woodlin of Mojave Rose High School has been a passionate fan of the sport of tankery. For so long, she could only be a fan. No longer. Before the hot sun would set, she went from passionate fan to dedicated participant as her school revives its old tankery team. Follow her alongside her friends as they embark on the journey of a lifetime.
Girls und Panzer/ガールズ&パンツァー - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 625,311 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/9/2024 - Published: 10/31/2019 - OC
XCOM- Humanity Rising by Vantage77 reviews
The Elders wanted a poster unit, something to show humanity they could be trusted, and so the 77th Human Volunteer Group was born. Now however the Elders, ADVENT, and XCOM itself will see that the smiling face of this units commander also has fangs. Lookout XCOM you shouldn't poke a sleeping dragon. OCxHarem (female aliens)
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,765 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 10/27/2022 - Published: 3/21/2016
SAPR Rewrite: Volume 2 by ScipioSmith reviews
As a new semester at Beacon begins, Blake remains grimly determined to stop the White Fang. Sunset feels obliged to assist, and is pulled onto the start of a road that will open her eyes to a whole new world, and lead SAPR, RSPT and Blake to the heart of a dead city, and a choice that will define Sunset for the rest of her life.
Crossover - My Little Pony & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 123 - Words: 880,358 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/16/2021 - Published: 10/24/2020 - Rainbow Dash, Sunset Shimmer, Blake B., Cinder F. - Complete
Worm: More Than Meets The Eye by Zero-metallix reviews
When Primus sees the destruction caused by the Entities, he decides to take action before earth can become another victim to their cycle.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 129 - Words: 613,648 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 3,479 - Updated: 3/4/2021 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Skitter, Panacea]
Church full of Roses (DISCONTINUED) by KriegRaiser reviews
Takes place after season 13 church was sent to Remnant as a 17 year old version of him and tries to get home but begins to fall for Ruby and has accepted the fact that he may actually like being here as a hunter and not an AI. He is accepted into team Rwby to learn more about Remnant.
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,538 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/3/2019 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Epsilon, L. Church/Alpha, Ruby R., Team RWBY - Complete
Living with the Haddocks by SeaSaltTrioX91 reviews
Hiccup and Astrid always knew they wanted a family. But who knew having kids would make their life such a great adventure! A series of connected one shots chronicling Hiccup and Astrid's future family life. (Mostly HTTYD 1,2 and TV series compliant. Canon Divergence from HTTYD 3)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 684,625 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/15/2019 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Toothless - Complete
Wings of Dust by Solora Goldsun reviews
In the world of Remnant, Dragon Riders are all that stand between civilians and the creatures of Grimm. During a time when the rights of dragons are still in question, illegal hybrids are being bred for shady purposes, and a rise in egg thefts has been reported, the new students at Beacon Dragonry will have their hands full simply keeping their partners safe. (ADOPTED by Najio.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 227,136 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY, Team SSSN
Once in a Shattered Moon by Solora Goldsun reviews
Jaune is a Huntsman, sworn to protect the religious, fearful town of Vale from Grimm and all other creatures of the night. Pyrrha is a werewolf alpha who is expected to one day become the leader of her pack. Nature has made them enemies. Fate has decided that they must work together in order to save both of their homes from destruction. (Cover art by Nicodemus Tibbitts.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 267,623 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 3/25/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] [Weiss S., Ruby R.] - Complete
Life of the Pack by Brawl499 reviews
The Darkness is rising, and will soon move into a revived campaign against the Traveler. Many Guardians stand to meet these forces at the gates, but one, Fireteam Komodo, will unknowingly bring to light a very potent question: Are some Cabal, Vex and Fallen in situations so different from ours? On temporary hold for revision/improvement.
Destiny - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 213,196 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 10/11/2014 - OC, Riksis
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Harlequin reviews
Cegorach, the Laughing God, the First Fool, bored with the current flow of events, decides to explore the many realities. Upon finding one in which powerful entities seek an impossible goal, he chooses to meddle with their broken cycle (M to be safe)(Random Update Schedule (RUS))
Crossover - Warhammer & Worm - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/1/2020 - Published: 12/7/2019
XCOM : The Other Side reviews
I was human, now I'm not. She changed me into something I didn't want to be. (M for Adult themes and lemons, lots of them (OC X Harem (Female Aliens)))
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 3/11/2017
XCOM: The Psi Op and The Ethereal reviews
When an Ethereal is captured, she resigns herself to die. But a Psi Op shows her there is a different path to the one laid out before her. (M for Adult themes and Lemons)
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 2/12/2017