Beedle the Bard
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Joined 06-22-01, id: 84073
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

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Hmmm, Gryffindor was a very close second (1 point difference).

Beedle the Bard is a thirty something aspiring writer.

Beedle has long had a soft spot for Neville Longbottom and suspects that many of his issues stem from being dropped on his head as a child, that and from severe post-magical trauma, a parting gift from some passing Death Eaters.

As well as Harry Potter which Beedle has been obsessing over since 2000, she enjoys Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings and many other fandoms that offer endless opportunities for wearing silly costumes, buying prop replicas and indulging in generally fangirlish activities
The Life and Times of Neville Longbottom, Wizard by Peradan reviews
Neville Longbottom enters his first year at Hogwarts armed only with a hyperactive wand, constant advice from his senile relations, the friendship of his wily cousin, Harry Potter, and a lightning bolt scar on his forehead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Neville L., Harry P.
No More Heroes reviews
While Harry hunts horcruxes, Hogwarts needs a new champion. This is Neville's story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Neville L., Luna L.