Author has written 13 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Guild Wars, EverQuest, Golden Sun, Fire Emblem, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Kingdom Hearts.
Okay, if you want something like a physical description or something, wait until I get myself an avatar. Or go to my DeviantART account by clicking the "Homepage" link. Thankz!
...And add Tales of Symphonia and Tales of the Abyss to the growing obsession list, please.
"Giraffe poop is so light and airy..." -MY MOM
"Hahahaha, so Link's hair shall stay hard like a shell, perhaps it's the key to saving the world..." -ORPHEUMZERO
"It just doesn't seem right, sitting with an encyclopedia open to the article on ice molecues while all you do is gawk at the Twilight Princess trailer..." -ME
"I like hurting pains!" -RANDOM MINOTAUR FROM A REAL-TIME STRATEGY GAME
"PYROMANIAC RANGER LOOKING FOR GROUP!" -ME ON GUILD WARS
"Go fetch, Hero!" -ME ON EVERQUEST2 TALKING TO A GUY NAMED LINCK
"Our motto can be ‘If all else fails we’ll crush you with Ganondorf’s massive arse!'" NABOORU in Hyrule Snowball Showdown!
"Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea..."-ARYLL
"We'll wrap it up good...like chicken feet!"-MY MOM
"#$NLRryuq4n !RY#KS$Geb BEEEEEP!"-JENNA
"It's missing something...the thingy that makes it go."-KRADEN
"My dad is OATMEAL!"-ME
"Warning: Contains chapters."-YUYA2
"I'm a DemoCAT!"-MY MOM
"Is that your wife? Give me half!"-OBNOXIOUS CLASSMATE
"Isn't logic fun?" "YES!" -ZELDA AND SHEBA, RESPECTIVELY
"We have weapons so you can defend yourself from...uhhh...Marshmallows! Yeah, let's go with that." -VENDOR AT THE RENISSANCE FAIR
"You're arm's gonna look like Zelda if you don't hold still!" -HENNA TATTOO-ER
"Shut up and let the man rant." EPHRAIM in HEADBUTT!
"ALPHONSE! It does not take someone this long to flush a toilet!" EDWARD ELRIC
"Wiiiiiiiiiii!" MY FAE CHARACTER ON EQ2 (which is made by Sony)
"Must...eat...Roxas..." ME ON DEVIANTART
"What an arrogant SOB." ZELOS WILDER (whilst speaking of Kratos)
"Observation Dreck Department" MAD MAGAZINE
ME: Al Elric is a bloodsucking fiend!
SOMEONE ON IM: Really? I need to keep up with those anime things.
ME: You...do realize that's just randomly generated fan crack, right?
SOMEONE: ...No, I didn't.
ME: Hey Mom, what does "Dreck" mean?
MOM: It's Yiddish for "trash, garbage, etc."
MY THOUGHTS: ...Luke is Yiddish? (-shifty eyes-)
KRATOS: Lloyd, I need you to get the catapult and the Trojan Rabbit, alright?
LLOYD: Fine, fine, but that means you have to get the Spartans.
SILVER FERRET: I love Lloyd! .
ME: Who are you and what have you done with Ferret?
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1316860/ Vulfhild, the Crazy Cat Lady, speaks (and won't shut up)! Read her Gackt fanfic over here. If the link doesn't work, search for "Tanfouk" as author.