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Joined 06-25-05, id: 840919
Author has written 13 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, Guild Wars, EverQuest, Golden Sun, Fire Emblem, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Kingdom Hearts.

Okay, if you want something like a physical description or something, wait until I get myself an avatar. Or go to my DeviantART account by clicking the "Homepage" link. Thankz!

...And add Tales of Symphonia and Tales of the Abyss to the growing obsession list, please.

RANDOM QUOTES

"Giraffe poop is so light and airy..." -MY MOM

"Hahahaha, so Link's hair shall stay hard like a shell, perhaps it's the key to saving the world..." -ORPHEUMZERO

"It just doesn't seem right, sitting with an encyclopedia open to the article on ice molecues while all you do is gawk at the Twilight Princess trailer..." -ME

"I like hurting pains!" -RANDOM MINOTAUR FROM A REAL-TIME STRATEGY GAME

"PYROMANIAC RANGER LOOKING FOR GROUP!" -ME ON GUILD WARS

"Go fetch, Hero!" -ME ON EVERQUEST2 TALKING TO A GUY NAMED LINCK

"Our motto can be ‘If all else fails we’ll crush you with Ganondorf’s massive arse!'" NABOORU in Hyrule Snowball Showdown!

"Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea..."-ARYLL

"We'll wrap it up good...like chicken feet!"-MY MOM

"#$NLRryuq4n !RY#KS$Geb BEEEEEP!"-JENNA

"It's missing something...the thingy that makes it go."-KRADEN

"My dad is OATMEAL!"-ME

"Warning: Contains chapters."-YUYA2

"I'm a DemoCAT!"-MY MOM

"Is that your wife? Give me half!"-OBNOXIOUS CLASSMATE

"Isn't logic fun?" "YES!" -ZELDA AND SHEBA, RESPECTIVELY

"Gogogo!" -MITHURON

"We have weapons so you can defend yourself from...uhhh...Marshmallows! Yeah, let's go with that." -VENDOR AT THE RENISSANCE FAIR

"You're arm's gonna look like Zelda if you don't hold still!" -HENNA TATTOO-ER

"Shut up and let the man rant." EPHRAIM in HEADBUTT!

"ALPHONSE! It does not take someone this long to flush a toilet!" EDWARD ELRIC

"Wiiiiiiiiiii!" MY FAE CHARACTER ON EQ2 (which is made by Sony)

"Must...eat...Roxas..." ME ON DEVIANTART

"What an arrogant SOB." ZELOS WILDER (whilst speaking of Kratos)

"Observation Dreck Department" MAD MAGAZINE

ME: Al Elric is a bloodsucking fiend!

SOMEONE ON IM: Really? I need to keep up with those anime things.

ME: You...do realize that's just randomly generated fan crack, right?

SOMEONE: ...No, I didn't.

ME: Hey Mom, what does "Dreck" mean?

MOM: It's Yiddish for "trash, garbage, etc."

MY THOUGHTS: ...Luke is Yiddish? (-shifty eyes-)

KRATOS: Lloyd, I need you to get the catapult and the Trojan Rabbit, alright?

LLOYD: Fine, fine, but that means you have to get the Spartans.

SILVER FERRET: I love Lloyd! .

ME: Who are you and what have you done with Ferret?

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LAH: Life After Hyrule by Way of the Sheikah reviews
Melee universe. After Hyrule is flooded by the Goddesses and sealed away from the world, Link and Zelda start a new life in Smash Mansion. Years later, when they are offered the chance to raise Hyrule from beneath the waves, they risk it all to make it happen. Zelda/Link and others. Conclusion outline for this story, also known as "Endgame," is out. The tale is now finished!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,830 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2005 - [Link, Zelda/Sheik] [Marth, Samus A.] - Complete
Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 435 - Words: 130,094 - Reviews: 6466 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/8/2006
The Quest for the Boomerang by Lacto3.1415 reviews
When Young Link loses his boomerang, he undertakes a strange quest to retrieve it back.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,900 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Complete
Navi the Kokiri? by Cherry-sama reviews
When Link and Navi fight, Navi ends up ditching him for good. But when she the other fairies turn her into a Kokiri, she may get to see the other side of what she believed to be true...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/20/2006 - [Navi, Link] - Complete
Super Smash Brothers Odyssey by ZeekeXIV reviews
What should've been a simple quest to save Peach & Zelda from Bowser & Ganondorf turns into a never-ending, epic journey for Mario & Link. Anything and everything happens to them. The only question is "what will happen next?" **Updated 12-29-10**
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 244,539 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Link, Mario
Minishnapped! by koholint reviews
Minish Vaati is being chased by a 6 year old Hylian girl! He eventually gets caught, and to his horror, the girl's Hylian family takes him home with them. Oh no! Will little Vaati ever get back home? Or will he learn a thing or two from his misadventure?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Vaati
Ask the Cast by AnimeMatrice reviews
Have you ever had a question that you've really wanted to ask your favourite FMA character? Well, here's your chance to do so, and read other fans' questions and answers from the cast of FMA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/20/2006
Golden Sun: The True Story Revealed by Crash Big reviews
After a long break this is finally updated. Isaac is suicidal. Ivan loves his sugarg. Garet is well... Retard. Mia is wanted by the FBI. Wait wtf! Who wrote this crap!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/4/2006
Roy and Riza's Cracked Out Adventures by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
GUESS WHO'S BACK! Me, with more hilarious cracked-out antics! Read my newest offering if you're a long-time fan, or start from the beginning if you're new! It's wonderfully random humor, and it's BACK AFTER 2 YEARS! Hooray!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Roy M., Riza H.
Pass the Muffins by omnipotent otaku reviews
All Zelda wanted one morning was a cinnamon muffin. Warning, this fic contains muffins, idiocy, and flamethrowers. You have been warned.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Zelda
Past and Future by Holy Spork reviews
Lloyd and Colette go to Flanoir to take a rest from their journey. There they meet Yuan, who claims to be trying to solve a problem. However, Lloyd quickly discovers that the 'problem' wears purple and has red hair...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,324 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Kratos A., Lloyd I.
A Pleasant Day For Doom by lorekai reviews
It started with a request, one simple request and from that Beat knew he was doomed.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Something Is Amiss Here by Deekamon reviews
There are a few things that Neku expects to see when he comes down for breakfast in the mornings. This is not one of them. A bit of language, one-shot, SHEER CRACK. I suppose you can take it as implied slash, but that's really not how I meant it.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Where's the Fire? by Shadow Oblivion reviews
With nothing interesting happening in The World That Never Was, Axel decides to do something about it to relieve his boredom.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Axel, Roxas
The Legend of Zelda: Cameos of Time by DragonRaiderX9 reviews
OoT. Most of the important characters and bosses have been replaced with people from other games, movies, books, etc. Can Link keep his sanity long enough to survive? Ch. 25: The Infinite Shadow.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,397 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Link
Kingdom Dorks II by Usagi-Zakura reviews
Parody on Kingdom Hearts II. Sora wakes up in Twiligth Town, discovering someone's been drawing on his face. Who drew it there? How is Riku able to get a tanks into the haunted mansion? Why is Xigbar only saying random stuff? R&R and maybe you'll find out
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,875 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Roxas, Sora
Crossover Into What, Exactly? by Night Rain Illusion reviews
Sequel to You People Are Joking, Right? Mishaps with crossovers. Updated Chapter: Don't Believe It. They're in the Naruto fandom now! How long can they put up with Naruto? What about Orochimaru? Hiatus.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,401 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Edward E.
Alternate Circumstances by Davin Sunrider reviews
The characters of ToS have been shuffled around in their roles, and chaos and hilarity ensue. If you don't like random, Pythonesque humor, then this isn't the fic for you. Expect nonsensical jokes, unpredictable idiocy, and horrible puns. Discontinued.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,669 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sheena F.
Golden Sun: The Untold Story by Kitty and the Chocobo Warrior reviews
Mia has an ankh and she's not afraid to use it. Ivan is evil. Isaac is mute. And Garet has the IQ of a particularly dull gorilla. What did the original team do during Golden Sun: The Lost Age? Well, you're going to find out!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,208 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 3/10/2006
Q & A with FMA by Ayumi Elric reviews
Yay for my Question Answer fic! Basically, me and Ed are gonna answer your questions via review to us or anyone in the FMA cast. Only through reviews, I no longer accept PMed questions. I FINALLY UPDATED, ZOMFGWTFBBQ
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,810 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007
Anna's Real Killer by Piro the Renagade writer reviews
Kratos reveals who really killed Anna. ONESHOT
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
You People Are Joking, Right? by Night Rain Illusion reviews
Mishaps with fanfiction. Contains screaming, Mary Sues, out of character Envy, slamming doors, strange dreams, more screaming, invisible fourth walls, toaster chimeras, a plot involving time travel from another dimension, innuendo, even more screaming...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,396 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Free time? by Pinkkrice reviews
LOL WHAT IS THIS. Man, I wrote this in like...8th grade. I'm scared to even look. No, I'm really scared. Prepare for Rampant OOC, spelling errors, and general fail.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Living the Legend: Windwaker Weirdness! by Meggy reviews
What happens when I invite some friends over and we get sucked into my Windwaker game as other people? TOTAL CHAOS! Link has a lot of work to do, but can he do it with my friends and I hanging around? I doubt it. Review, please! Chapter 5 has come at last
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,792 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 10/23/2005
The Escapades of Ewan! by shadowgeneral88 reviews
You know how the Sacred Stones epilogue speaks of Ewan going on a journey? Well, you will see how his journey affects him, his party, and even other Fire Emblem Worlds. Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem, NINTENDO and Intelligent Systems do.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006
Peach Viewer Mail by Hoogiman reviews
Chapter 24 Out! Peach and her friends have matured now and are entering their first year of college! But what they don't know is that they will be met with an array of pranks and bad influences that will try and get them expelled! TailsAmy PeachDK AU yaoi
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 3/8/2005
The Countdown to Imminent Doom by Inimitable reviews
Chaos! Destruction! Kitties! Far too many things bogged Ganondorf's unnatural mind during Link's 7 year nap. But before Destruction, a little kitty set off a large chain of events... And Ganondorf had less than 7 years to live before his imminent doom.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Ganondorf
How to Survive Boredom by Lady Chitose reviews
This is the ultimate Smasher guide to boredom...and pretty much everything else. From overindulging in cookies to terrorizing children to prank phone calls, you'll find some useless tips and possibly learn a lesson or two.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 10/11/2005
Sacred Stones: The Parody by GrayWindRising reviews
The tale of the twins, Eirika and Ephraim, torn from their home and forced on an epic quest. The only story with magic rocks, long lost siblings, scary monsters, and fallen empires. Well, the only one with all that, and... never mind.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,433 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
Organization XIII Does WalMart by jaderaid reviews
.:DISCONTINUED:.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Roxas, Axel
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish's Parody by HyruleGirl9 reviews
It's The Minish Cap, but with more comedy and some slight changes to the story line. If you haven't played the game, there are major spoilers in this story. More information in the first chapter.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006
Lemurian Cookies by Jenna Wilder reviews
Chapter five is finally here! Read and review please, make my day!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005
Request Drabbots by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Undergoing Rewrite These are drabbots that people have requested. I will write anything involving Royai andor the other military dogs. Please read and review. No longer talking any requests my list is full.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,395 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Age of Queens by Uber Spoonz reviews
The Monastery has made worship of the Goddesses illegal, forcing a new religion upon Hyrule. Everyone can tell that something's up but don't what to do about it. Who will step up to save the world when the Hero of Time is nowhere to be found? CH. 9 UP!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,206 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005
Misty's FMA Funnies by Misty The Awesome reviews
A random collection of Fullmetal Alchemist crazyness. T for language and total oddness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006
Letters by Mandolina Lightrobber reviews
Edward Elric is writing a letter to someone called Pearl. He obviously has quite a bit to say to all of the world. Letter format.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Popcorn Chicken by Glitterrock reviews
Gwen and Krit are back to tormet the people of FMA will they servive unlike the world of Naruto and a new person has arrived to help destroy the FMA minds.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
The EverQuest Character's Saga by MsMoon reviews
Watch as my character's in EverQuest interact with each other, and other characters. See their personality evolve as they meet new people, go new places, and experience new things . Read&Review please. Chapter 34 up!
EverQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,425 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/23/2002
Inverstatue by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Have any of you ever wondered...whenever you look in the mirror...is it more than a reflection? I did. And the Inverstatue is the result of my wondering.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,858 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
HEADBUTT! by Shrilanka-San reviews
Do you like insanity of the random form? Then read this one, filled with random skits about blowing up things, how to wage battle the right and wrong way, classes for everyne from the vocally challenged to the nonassertive, and everything random humor is.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,528 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006
Dogs of the Military by jaderaid reviews
.:DISCONTINUED:.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Roy M.
Wind Waker: A Komori and Kitty Story by MoonDaisy114 reviews
Komori and Kitty's adventure through the land of the Wind Waker.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Link
…SSBM Advertisements! by joebthegreat reviews
It was deleted! Now it's back! My parody of many different advertizements! Warning: I am pathetic... you will become pathetic if you read this. And this may be offensive!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006
Joshua Goes to the Real World! by I-Am-Erk reviews
I finally updated! What happens when an unlucky, gambling swordmaster wants to take a visit to our world? Chaos ensues!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006
The Misadventures of FMA by The New Fullmetal Alchemist reviews
All those little things that Arakawa doesn't tell you about! Comedic Drabbles a la The New FMA. Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Edward E.
SSBM: The Tournament by ClapOfThunder reviews
The beginning of a legacy, the birth of legends. Who will triumph over 24 others and become the undisputed Smash Champion? HOLY CRAP, IT'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,111 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004
Golden Sun: The Slightly Twisted Edition by Kitty and the Chocobo Warrior reviews
Sorry about the late update, guys. But chapter two is here in my twisted version of Golden Sun. So read, enjoy, and review! Or read, don't enjoy, and still review.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006
Carlov's Evil Plot by The King of Antarctica reviews
Rated T to be safe. Carlov, the Nintendo Gallery Master from The Wind Waker, wants to conquer the Great Sea. Will Link be able to stop him? Warning: Wind Waker Spoilers
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006
Ganondwarf! by Zeldafan422 reviews
The King of Evil has turned two inches tall, and must save Hyrule with his fairy Ivan. Takes place right after Ocarina of Time. [Mild Violence] [Use of Alcohol]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Ganondorf, Link
Tingle of Possesed Soul by Feere Gorone reviews
This fic takes place after Wind Waker. If you are traumatised by catnip smokes then don't read this but review it. Sorry for the occasional spelling errors. Rated teen for some language, tobaco andor drug andor alcohol use. Some chapters will be atrociasl
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Tingle, Navi
The Legend of Kaepora Gaebora by Biggoron reviews
Do you want to know the TRUE story of the gigantic owl that we all know and hate? From his life, to his death, this is the spoof Oneshot of Kaepora Gaebora. You may find it funny... so please R&R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Kaepora Gaebora - Complete
Solid Snake: How He Came to the Brawl by slydemon2 reviews
Solid Snake has entered a tournament in order to become a part of Super Smash Brothers Brawl. He will have to face many... 'interesting' foes to get to the top. Will he make it to the next game? Or will he go back home, crying like a baby? Story Complete.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
The CheeseForce by The Lone Summoner reviews
Yeah... a little random fic I made... please be nice... It has to do with cosplaying mice!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Weird Waker by Tweedle Dumbass reviews
Can Link, a crazy islander from Outset, save his sister? First fanfic!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,566 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005
What You Don't Get To See by KaraRapist113 reviews
What if Link decided to up and quit right when Princess Zelda, and indeed the world, needed him most? What if he were the villain? And what if Princess Zelda were a prince in disguise? Yes, it's another possible? collection of bloopers. Rating is as such
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Link
Triforce of Barf by Kuroda-chan reviews
The random and stupid adventures of Link. Takes place during the Wind Waker, SPOILERS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Link
The Conquest of Kraden by Perfect Nobody reviews
This is the story of Kraden, a man so great that your tongue would eat itself if you even began to try and comprehend his greatness.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006
Randumbness by Wolf McCloud-123 reviews
If you emphasize the 'dumb' in that word, the whole plot will be revealed to you. Rating may go up if I write anything truly offensive.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,076 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005
Link: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Cowpie Surprise reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green and opera13's famous Owner's Guides. Congratulations, you have just received your LINK unit!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
The Legend of the Ryeforce: The Macaroni of Time by Elements of the Psyche reviews
Chapter 5 is UP! The sinister plot finally begins unfolding, and it has something to do with...knitting? Oh, yeah, and Link causes more harm to himself.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 3/20/2004
Origin of the Party Ball by Lady Chitose reviews
A touching, romantic tale of how the beloved party ball came to be, as told by the barrel. [CrateBarrel]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
The Red and Green Incident by Bombchu reviews
Link has all going great for him after the events of MM. But, what happens when Navi, who he wanted dead, a perverted Malon, and a player start to ruin his vacation?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Malon, Link
Know Your Smashers by Lady Chitose reviews
Some strange story involving a studio, an announcer, a cameraman, and the Smashers. And a pink citrus scented camera. Read at your own risk. [Complete, so take it off of your alert list already!]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,803 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
The MisAdventures of Felix and Co by FallenZephyr reviews
Ever wonder what kind of random adventures Felix and his friends get into? Features mostly the eight adepts from the game and a whole lot of randomness! Chapter Three is up!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Lay Off My Guy! by Royal Kenya reviews
Zelda and Link have been friends for a long time. It's been so long that Zelda has developed a love for her good friend. But a new face appears at the mansion has taken a liking to Link also, and she's not going to let Zelda have him without a fight.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 158,706 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 1/29/2005 - [Link, Zelda/Sheik] - Complete
The Sixty Second Conspiracy by Jenna Wilder reviews
Felix has angered the one person you should never, ever anger. Pointless, pairingless, but somewhat fun to read. OneShot, Felix POV.
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
The Hylian Times by Triforce90 reviews
Take a look at Hyrule's only newspaper, filled with so many ridiculous news articles that you can't help but roll your eyes at. Updated daily. Don't read if you're not going to review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
Bloopers of Time by Jiro reviews
The blooper reel of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is finally finished. Thank you all for r&ring and I hope you all enjoy the final chapter. I may be working on a new set of bloopers for a different game...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete
Run Marth, Run! by Eternal Smasher reviews
Melee. Marth accidentally starts a food fight in a fancy restaurant. Every customer begins chasing him. From there, the chase gets crazy. Run Marth! Run for your life!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Let's all head to the beach! by Lavender Sage reviews
The whole gang is off to the beach. With Sheba trying to thank Felix, Jenna is confused about her feelings, Piers trying to confess his feelings for Mia, and Garet burying Ivan in the sand, it's all in the fun!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005
Link and Vaati's Adventure by yaragg reviews
When Hyrule is attacked once again, only Vaati can help Link to save Hyrule. What will happen if the one attacking Hyrule is Vaati's evil side? Read and find out!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Vaati
Diaries of Madness by CylaF reviews
The characters of Zelda keep journals that grow steadily more unhinged. [New chapter! Dark Link gets a job] This makes no sense.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2005
…SSBM GAMESHOWS! by joebthegreat reviews
blah blah blah you've seen it all before right... WRONG! ok maybe... hmm... oh whatever the Smashers go through many game shows in the kind of humor you expect from me... sick
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,801 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Link n Lazlo by Achitka reviews
Sometimes Link might just be better off not answering those random calls for help....heh Minish Cap one shot. Please read & review rating is for my sorry habit of cursing in my fics...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Link - Complete
The Cookie Monster by Lady Nephenee Ranulf reviews
In Vale, everyone's, well, Dora's, to be exact, cookies are vanishing! It's up to our heroic hero, Isaac, to find out who's doing this horrible deed and catch them! READ AND REVIEW, PLEASE!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Mario's Epic Quest for Profits by Mr. Lefty reviews
After one thankless chore too many, Mario comes up with a plan to get rich quick by charging people for their tasks. Unfortunately, everything that could possibly go wrong does. Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Complete
The Mystical Object of FATE by Galaxy Girl reviews
Ganondorf has escaped from the Sacred Realm and threatens to plunge all of Hyrule in his wicked darkness forever! Will Link be able to stop him? ... Yes. Yes, he will.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005
Holy Bloopers! by EJ Amber reviews
You know the story. Farore, Nayru and Din created Hyrule. Well, they must have made mistakes. You can read about those mistakes here. Rated for 3rd degree burns. R&R cuz it'll make me happy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005
Breaking Point by Sake Bottle Swing reviews
What happens when Felix is tired of Jenna setting him on fire?
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Felix, Jenna - Complete
A Wish Come True? by KawaiiGameFreak reviews
What happens when the characters from Super Smash Bros. get zapped into the 'real'world?Well...teachers get zapped,houses blow up and tubas are used as weapons!Co writen by Alecia and Ashely, best buds and felo gamers!Part 1 of The Wish Series!COMPLETE!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,344 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
I'll Get My Muse! by AmitiRequiem reviews
A strange girl comes to Weyward for a muse. Who will be the lucky one...or not? R&R please!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/28/2005
Wink, Wink by Ani Medley reviews
Eight heroes and one scholar. Four beds. One inn. How do Felix, Isaac, and company figure out sleeping arrangements?
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Complete
Jeopardy! by Matt the masterofshadows reviews
When I stay up late and get sugar high, this is what I'll usually do to Link and Roy.
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
Instead of Saving the World by Black Triforce reviews
A poem about diversions and quite possibly short attention spans. References to many different Zelda games also. Reviews would be nice...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Pointless Arguments by DragonRaiderX9 reviews
In times of peace, people can sometimes argue over little things. But when those people are Adepts, someone always winds up getting hurt.
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004
Hyrule Snowball Showdown! by Forest Girl Kaz reviews
It's snowing in Hyrule which can only mean one thing, a snowball showdown!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
Extreme Karaoke Night! by koholint reviews
With your host, Dee Deku! This is what happens when you get a hyper deku scrub host and the entire Zelda gang to sing in a karaoke contest. Who will win the grand prize? And here's our first contestant: Sorcerer Vaati! DISCONTINUED
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005
WTF! by Uber Spoonz reviews
Let's see... We've got Zelda, Inuyasha, Tales of Symphonia, Hitchhiker's Guide, Harry Potter, umm... and anything else I can think of! Of course, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura! Plot summary within. Warning: OOC TO THE MAX! Rated for STUFF!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,223 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005
Ascending Air's Rock by Uber Spoonz reviews
I feel that by the time we reach the peak, I will have gone insane, Felix stated. Ya couldn't be more right, buddy. My first GS fic, a oneshot. Felix is OOC. Contains an important note for readers of my Zelda fics. Reviews would make me happy!
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Sea Oddity by animeninjaNIPPON reviews
Link has to rescue his sister, Aryll... but with some extra baggage. [Wind Waker&Invader Zim CROSSOVER]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Link
Link's Adventure by LyranStar reviews
Short and sweet, oneshot, humor. Link suffers the pain of a terrible new adventure. Inspired by a video game I just played. Read for a quick giggle?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Link, Impa - Complete
The Legend of Advertisement! by Uber Spoonz reviews
Doesn't the title say it all? Chapter 5: Side Effects of Lunesta Include... Good for a laugh or two, updated occasionally. Updated at long last! YAY!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005
Sugar and Steel Don't Mix by Mistress Zelda reviews
Brendan and May put 13 Pixy Stix in Steven Stone's coffee, this drives him into hyperactivity. Now they realized that they have created a monster. I can now say this...::COMPLETED::
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Defenders of Ascalon ish by Targeter3 reviews
My contribution to the sparsely populated Guild Wars directory... basically, my characters and my sisters characters start adventuring through the world. Not really... just for fun! R&R if you wish... Thanks as always
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2005
ranDUMB INSANEty by xXFenrirXx reviews
Beware all ye who enter here, abandon all hope of ever leaving with your sanity intact.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005
Chibi Potion Number Nine by DOTBF reviews
Marth is acting kind of odd...could it have anything to do with the title...?hmmm... COMPLETE
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,284 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Somnambulist by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Sleeping Link x Faore, Naryu, Din. Fear the Crack!] The Sacred Realm makes anyone crazy. Really.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Link - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Movies by The Ghost Host reviews
Guide Entry: MOVIES
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005
Legend of Haiku: Fun at Three in the Morning by Kita1 reviews
This is what happens when Nahrali and I get wired on Mountain Dew while playing Zelda at all hours of the night. Be careful. These are going to hurt.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
Pikachu Goes Crazy by AGodofIrony reviews
Just a short story about Pikachu going crazy on 'It's A Small World After All.' One part.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
Musings and Secrets by A Fading Shadow reviews
Several poems about Zelda characters. They aren't graphic, but mention pain and such. Please read and review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004
Murder She Wrote by Gamer21 reviews
COMPLETE! A 5yearold case...a young man who calls from the grave...horrendous crimes on the front page...all from the computer of an imaginative young woman. How did this happen? Please R&R you'll not be denied!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,356 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
Somewhat Twisted Takes on Soul Calibur 2 SB by Lady Manson reviews
The Somewhat Twisted has a new Chapter in history... New Host, same insanity... Rated for verbal content and some mature situations that may occur
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
We go our own way by Master Disaster reviews
It's back! Okay people, you know the plot. The Smashers get into an argument and seperate, but then someone or something is watching them, and they have to put their differences aside and defeat this thing. Mystery enters in Ch.2. plzR&R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005
Adventures of the Swordsmen! by Addicted to Addiction reviews
Join Link, Roy, and Marth as they do some of the craziest crap you'll ever see! First fic, R&R please!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005
Brother Squadron by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
AU. The Hands' rule over Planet Earth has turned it into a wasteland with death facing you at every corner. Families are torn apart and souls are lost. Only one fleet can stop this massive force of slaughter and destruction...Gore and swearing! ACK!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Complete
…THE UBER FIGHT! by joebthegreat reviews
the smashers are invited to a tournament...Will any of them survive! read to find out! rated T for language... what else can you truely have in a story? chapter one is the worst one... I couldnt even finish it, read on and you will like it... FIN!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Super Smash Bros Misadventures: Ness's Bath Time by anime-dragon-tamer reviews
Zelda tries to get Ness to take a bath, Mr. Game & Watch tries to get his taco back from Pichu, Bowser seeks psychiatrical help, and Roy had a… bright red scooter? … It’s a cornucopia of disturbing concepts.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2005
Fire Emblem: The Silly Stones by Lord-Pisces reviews
Sain and I venture to the land of Magvel where an awful lot of silly things happen. Story is better than Summary. Enjoy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2005
The Legend of Cojiro by Toordle reviews
While searching for eggs, Zelda hears the voices of the Goddesses. The Goddesses of...Poultry. They need her help with a mission, a mission of utmost importance. Although it's probably no more important than the life of the author.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker by The Tacochickenwings reviews
Link goes on a quest to save his stupid sister Aryll and the world from Ganondorf, the biggest Spice Girls fan ever to hit the Great Sea. However, the controlling Tetra, nudist Medli, rapist Makar, and fat King of Red Lions aren't much help.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 65,416 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Therapy Sessions of the Color Coordinated by Black Triforce reviews
Told from the therapist's POV One day I recieved a strange note, and an even stranger group of boys showed up at my office. Now they're my patients and I think I've got more than I can handle... Outro finally up!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Miscommunication by god-of-crazy reviews
What happens when the smasher’s vocabulary is limited to what they say in the video game?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Complete
Rantings of a Pyromaniac by Eladard Kikur reviews
A journal written by Roy in which he talks about being a part of the insanity known as Super Smash Bros. Melee
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
Last Rites of Atonement by Capella A. Morningside reviews
A retelling of the events that took place at the end of The Minish Cap. AU, spoilers, rather angsty Vaati.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Vaati, Link - Complete
Legendary Bloopers Goes CelShaded by swedishfish67 reviews
Observe Link's trials and tribulations as he tracks down his naughty sister Aryll because she stole his bag of Swedish Fish (it was fat free). Now in French, Portuguese, British, and German! (Don't ask) Also introducing.. the Duke of Red Lions!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Trouble on the High Seas by Capella A. Morningside reviews
Link and the King of Red Lions have a little argument. Pointless humor.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Link - Complete
The Legend of Tingle: The Pig Army by Mecha Scorpion reviews
A Wind Waker fic. Tingle eventually snaps due to stress and goes on a quest to amass an army of pigs. Hilarity and kung fu pigs ensue.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2005
Legendary Bloopers! by swedishfish67 reviews
Zelda's got chicken pox, Navi's on fire, Epona's afraid of grass, chickens are taking over, the ocarina is broken, and Link has an allergic reaction to swords and gold things shaped like triangles. Who's gonna save our butts? Let's face it. We're screwed.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
That's What Happens When You Don't Pay Your Bills by Wolf McCloud-123 reviews
First Fullmetal story, so please, please be gentle... Is where Ed cannot pay for overpriced food at a fastfood restaurant, and... Well, read to find out.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
All Star, Link style by Silver Whirl reviews
Just a little song parody--Ocarina of Time to the tune of "All Star" by Smash Mouth.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2004
Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Zelda Style! by meltina reviews
The title explains it all. "Come on down, let's have some fun." ;)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2002 - Published: 2/17/2002
The Horror of 5 Min, Unoriginal Zelda Romance Fics by Candy reviews
Are you sick of all the 5 minute crap cluttering up this section? Well so am I, and this story is a wonderful example! Cringe @ the OOC acts, shake your head at the grammar mistakes, gag at the lack of originality... THIS is what FF.net could be filled wi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2001 - Published: 6/21/2001
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The Life and Times of:Young Link reviews
CHAPTER 38 UP! Enter the Spartan and his Symphonian Badger of Apollo! YL is, quite predictably, beaten in a battle of wits! Yeah, nothing that new. Rated for...minor...swearing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,382 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005
Minish Cap:Deleted Dialougues PHOENIX EDITION reviews
CHAPTER 13 UP! Another update, huzzah! Blame a Kratosiroth and jump on in, today's chapter has some guards and a Vaati.... RATED FOR SWEARING.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Link, Vaati
OMFG Another Sacred Stones Parody reviews
From the author of Self Help: Sacred Stones Parodies comes her own, custom tailored spoof! Five chapters, the newest featuring dumplings, evil plotting, and...Lyn? Don't die, Franz! WARNING: Innuendo and Sethbashing!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
You Knew This Was Coming reviews
The second chapter of the cracked out fic...and this is WAY more random than usual! Featuring random skits that will continue, this is bound to hurt! Rated for swearing, innuendo, Repliku racism, etc. NOW WITH MINOR SHONENAI!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Riku, Marluxia
Golden Sun Rambtings reviews
Rantings plus ramblings equals rambtings. For instance, Haze suggests touching the sky in naughty places, Ivan's essence in another dimension is a floating ball of light, and the winner of the contest is announced! THE LAST CHAPTER! IT'S OVER!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Al's Take on Darwin reviews
Now a TWOshot!. Alphonse tries to present a look into Darwin's Theory, but everything goes awry. Yawn. Rated for swearing, innuendo, and bickering. Whoot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Self Help: Sacred Stones Parodies reviews
We all agree, don't we? All the good parodies are for Rekka no Ken and Path of Radiance. Well, doesn't Sacred Stones deserve a good parody, too? Here's something to go by if you plan to write such a story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
I'm Still Alive reviews
OneShot,based on Sacred Stones.Seth thinks Eirika is dead, until she wakes up and starts yelling at him to get a healer.That's when Seth cracks...RaTeD fOr SaFeTy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2006
Melodrama reviews
OneShot. Some people have the most bizarre reasons for revenge. I mean, stepping in someone's cotton candy? BEWARE OF GARET FARTING AS A SPECIAL EFFECT!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Psycho Lady reviews
OneShot. Tishiya, a summoner, and her pet, named Pet, believe Tullia Domna is insane. They couldn't be more right. Set in Freeport, in EverQuest II. Gotta remember the two.
EverQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Run! reviews
A twochapter short about three characters on a mission that turns into a run for their lives. Rated for slight gore. Now finished!
Guild Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
REVOLUTION! reviews
OneShot. The Smashers are in an alehouse in colonial times, and they're listing reasons why King George sucks. Read if you're doing a report on this sort of thing, or for fun. ratedforsafety
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
Sitting on the Dock of the Bay reviews
OneShot,Link's POV. This is Link's opinion on a couple things, namely being cartoonish and how he misses Ocarina of Time. Rated for safety.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Link - Complete