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Joined 06-25-05, id: 840984, Profile Updated: 02-03-09
Author has written 29 stories for Harry Potter, Song of the Lioness, Tsubasa Chronicle, Shakespeare, and xxxHOLiC.

02/03/09 - thank you, whoever nominated In All Seasons for the UFO Awards! While it's not my best work - at least, I don't think it is - I am very flattered someone out there liked it enough to nominate it. In case you're curious, the awards site may be found here. I'm not sure if nominations are still open - it says they closed on the first, but the link is still active - but you might as well check out the nominations. I bet there's good reading material.

Right, so there are only three things you actually need to know about me.

1) I am absolutely terrible at updating on time.

2) I point-blank refuse to write smut.

3) I'm not a girl.

That said, enjoy the fanfiction. Or don't. Maybe you'll hate it. I hardly know.

In regards to my absolutely atrocious attempts to update Code Blue, I apologise for the wait, and regret to inform you that there's more waiting to come. I'm actually in the process of consolidating, fixing continuity errors, and gradually regaining control and awareness of the story. I may end up posting the edited version either separately or in replacement of the current version; feel free to email or PM me if you happen to have an opinion on the matter.

I'm also not posting fic here much anymore; you can find me on Livejournal, username iambickilometer, if you'd like to peruse my more recent fic. I've gone and switched fandoms again, though, so if you're only interested in the Holic fic you might not want to bother.

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Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 125,166 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
How To Do Nothing At All by Falaphesian reviews
In a world of possibility, Xigbar's only desire is to do absolutely nothing. With Luxord in tow, the two set off on a most grand adventure to determine just how many things they can get by without doing. 'Nothing' has never been so full of 'something.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 127,775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Xigbar, Luxord
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Architect by mleeph reviews
Haruka sees that his grandson's destiny lies with a doomed boy. A wish is granted. A price is paid. A tale is set in motion. [precanon, DouWata]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
When Egos Collide by TrudiRose reviews
One shot. No one's as vain as Prince Charming...except one man. Crossover with Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 411 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Blind eyes could blaze reviews
A year into the aftermath, Watanuki's still picking himself up and trying to fit back into the world he knows, and Doumeki finds himself saddled with a price to pay for a wish he didn't really want to make.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/27/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Code Blue reviews
[AU] As the indentured servant of a different sort to a doctor who may or may not be insane, Watanuki thinks he's got it bad. But things are about to get a great deal worse.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,672 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
In All Seasons reviews
AU, 104. If Watanuki was oblivious to the world, the world was oblivious to him. But no music goes entirely unheard, despite the best efforts. Complete!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Curses! reviews
[AU] Watanuki inherits a cursed harp.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Almost reviews
[AU] Based on The Song Of Roland. Intrigue, betrayal, and famous last stands. [KuroganeFai]
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Catch Me reviews
Falling was not always a terrifying fate.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/14/2007 - K. Watanuki - Complete
Inertia in Technicolour reviews
Am jumping on the bandwagon of drabble collections, merely because I have nothing else to do with all of these. 104 like crazy.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Bodies In Motion reviews
Bodies in motion stay in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. Bodies not in motion remain not in motion unless acted upon by an outside force. And Watanuki is leaving. [104]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Unintended reviews
Originally a oneshot titled The Inevitable. When pressure becomes too great, intentions are the first to be rendered null. Then comes restraint. KuroganexFai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007
Things That Are reviews
Sometimes it takes being almost eaten by vengeful birddemons to deal with denial. Sometimes even that does no good.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
The Happy Things reviews
The biggest difference between them is that while Sirius took his hope from the future, Remus drew his strength from the past. Slash. Blatantly so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I' The Darkest Night reviews
A sequel to The First Night. Sometimes Fai almost reaches out.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The First Night reviews
The first night is always the hardest. Faicentric.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The Speaker reviews
But what of the one left behind? Horatio tells his story.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
The Twelve Tasks of Kurocles reviews
For the Spring Fairytale Challenge. A take on The Twelve Tasks of Heracles.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007
the need to talk reviews
Sometimes communication is a more diffucult task than anything else.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Ladies' Own MarySue Takedown Team reviews
Tortall is being ravaged by a new sort of Immortal called by some the Merisue. Who will save the kingdom from this horrible danger?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Tortall
It Was Like This reviews
Parody of the important scene of each book. Utter mockery all around, and slash. Hesitant rating for implications and drug mentions. And language...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005
Believe In Me reviews
A little RoaldLianne drabble as Lianne dies. I tried my best.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Goodbyes reviews
Remus angst. Familiar? PostHBP. A futile attempt to keep Remus in London is made after Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Of the Meeting of Foot and Mouth reviews
Marauder mayhem, makeup, breakups, chocolate miracle cures, and of course, slash. Written for jerseygirl of The Miss Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006
Patience reviews
The overused plotline of firsts and lasts...but I wrote it this time. So yes, I was doing something these last few weeks...oneshot. slash, remussirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
but it wasn't the reality I wanted reviews
What if' the two words that hurt the most. Double standards, grief, character death, and what would have happened had the events of one night in the spring of 1995 been oh so slightly different. Ambiguous slash hints. AU. Discontinued for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sirius B.
what he wasn't reviews
First prompt for tellmeakiss. implied slash. more angsty!remus, preazkaban, posthogwarts. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Until the Last Star Falls reviews
She held the key to survival, and made a hasty decision...and it's too late to stop now. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Ginny W.
Cracking reviews
Another slashy songfic by yours truly...except no lyrics involved. Inspired by Cracking by Suzanne Vega. Remus angst vignette. As usual...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
Finding What Was Never Lost reviews
In which Remus is strangely ill, and it is raining altogether too hard. Preslash. Originally titled To Sleep, To Dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Bring On The Night reviews
Bring on the Night songfic. Sirius' reaction to finding out that Remus is supposedly the spy. Slash, RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
October 31, 1981 reviews
The thoughts of Lily and Sirius on that fateful Halloween when Harry was a year old, and how Remus' name was cleared. A chance to read between the lines.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete