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Author has written 1 story for Thomas the Tank Engine.

I'm just a guy from the Internet who likes to write.

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I'm a 20-something year old largely uncultured white boy who had a hard time making friends throughout childhood.

I'm weird.

I plan on writing Thomas the Tank Engine stories on this site. As to weather or not they’ll be good, I’ll let the reviewers decide that.

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Thomas & The Buffman Bomber by Chase The Ferroequinologist reviews
Thomas tries to help find a terrorist who has stolen a powerful mega-weapon that is being aimed at all ships owned by the new transport company, while Salty is forced to confront his past. Who is the mysterious "Buffman Bomber"? Find out in the musical special, "Thomas & The Buffman Bomber"! Leave a review to tell me what you think!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,901 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 10/1/2017 - Thomas, Salty, Sir Handel, OC
Thomas Abridged: Volume II by ToonGuy reviews
After staving off demons, criminal masterminds, and recreational drugs, the (maybe) dysfunctional engines of the (definitely) dysfunctional North Western Railway are back for another round of alcoholic, foul-mouthed misadventures! Now on TV Tropes!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 69 - Words: 204,655 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 4/19/2017
Ben 10 Guardians Season 3: Incursean Invasions by Shadow-DJ reviews
Malware and the Faction have been defeated, but now Ben has to deal with a galaxy-wide threat; the Incurseans have stepped up their game and are on the verge of universal conquest. Attea at the helm of a powerful alliance, Ben has to get old allies and new alike while trying to keep Morale on Earth up...especially when evil does not rest at the cusp of War. Omniverse AU
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,285 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 5/15 - Ben T., Julie Y., Princess Attea, Rook
Ultimate Fairy by Ultimate10 reviews
Ben Tennyson has found himself in another universe, one filled with magic he never imagined. While there he befriends a group of wizards and joins their guild called Fairy Tail. Many crazy adventures then ensue. Note: This story was adopted from The Incredible Muffin. Ch.7 and beyond is my work. Editing done by Vandenbz. BenXErza
Crossover - Ben 10 & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 542,393 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Ben T., Erza S.]
More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 314,637 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 2,960 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/31/2009
The Lion King Pride of Humanity by Sharks Potter reviews
In 1917, a group of Allied soldiers led by the courageous Captain Harry Van Owen escape from the trenches by balloon. After being blown to Africa, they find themselves stranded on a mysterious plateau known as the Pride Lands in the middle of the Sahara Desert; a land where talking lions dominate...
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,211 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Simba, Scar/Taka
Daughters of Jack by LT Rex Cole reviews
Samurai Jack's drive to continue on against all odds have been slipping from him gradually with every passing day. However, when he stumbles on seven little girls who require someone to take care of them and protect them from the harsh world, Jack rediscovers the purpose he previously had to keep on going. (Samurai Dad AU) [Dead]
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,399 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Jack, Aku, Daughters of Aku
Our song lives on by Whiteling reviews
Sequel to 'Mermaid and the Samurai' 2nd Samurai Jack & Little mermaid crossover. Takes place during the SJ Season 5. Somewhere under the sea and into the distant future is an adventure. Where there was one now there will be three warriors, the is the tale of how Jack, Ashi and Ariel journey to destroy Aku. Pairring's the same as the first fic.
Crossover - Samurai Jack & Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 4/16/2017 - Jack, Aku, Ashi, Ariel - Complete
Waning Daylight by The Raging Blue Flame reviews
When a railway historian comes to visit Sodor's 4449, Erika is forced to relive her life as California's Coast Daylight and reveal events she'd rather not remember.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,937 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/16/2013 - OC - Complete
I Started a Joke by saber007 reviews
Lucy Quinzel, the trickster, the spawn of the two most notorious villains of Gotham. Somehow, I had been born again, but this time I wasn't going to be stuck with a normal life. At least I'd never be bored. SI/OC. (Cover art done by Ap3x-Phantom on deviantart)
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 151,502 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/18/2016 - [The Joker, Harley Quinn] OC
Ben 10 Guardians Season 2: Malware's Revenge by Shadow-DJ reviews
Season 2 of B10Guardians: A few months after Khyber's defeat, Ben and his team reunites with old friends as Malware makes his move. Can the Plumbers take on this threat as well as jealous scientists, a angry hunter, and many other threats. With a surprising new ally and new aliens, Ben may have a shot at going against a threat that has haunted him since childhood. OmniverseAU
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 135,105 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Ben T., Julie Y., Rook, Malware - Complete
Crimes of the Heart by ninaxwings reviews
Set before Suicide Squad in an older Gotham. Harley Quinn has been missing for weeks and Joker tears Gotham apart on the hunt while juggling a mysterious conspiracy hell-bent on taking everything the Clown Prince has. Even if he finds Harley, will she ever be the same? Catwoman and Ivy star also featuring Jonny Frost and White Rabbit Guest Stars:Batman, Nightwing, Constantine
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 134,446 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Amanda Waller, Bruce Wayne/Batman
Thomas and Friends - Original Episodes by Chase The Ferroequinologist reviews
These are my original episodes! TODAY: Spencer and Henrietta butt heads, while Toby and Mavis have a power struggle over age. After making quite a scene on arrival, new engine Clive makes the perfect joke at the Ffarquhar Comedy Club, and helps stop some rampaging cows. Meanwhile, Byron tears up the town while on a rampage in "Tramway Tales"! Please rate out of 10!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 193,849 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Gordon, Toby, Arthur, Spencer
Picking Up the Pieces by KarToon12 reviews
A series of one shots and short stories taking place after the events of the movie. Because with villains reforming, realms needing rebuilt, and a nobody becoming a somebody overnight, life in Legoland will never be the same.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 270,704 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/13/2017 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, Benny, Unikitty - Complete
Ben 10: Unlimited by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Ben Tennyson has lost everything. Now, in a new universe, he must decide: will he return to the role of hero? BenXSupergirl Based off of sandman7734's story. Complete! Sequel is up! Important announcement at the end! (Discontinued) NOW ADOPTED BY CHIDORIPRIME. Disregard announcements, story will remain, but still adopted.
Crossover - Justice League & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,834 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
Things Change by ToonGuy reviews
When the Fat Controller retires, the steam team could be forgiven for thinking that this would be the biggest thing to happen to the Island. But with new friends and enemies on the horizon, Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends will have to go further than they've ever gone before: Both on the Island, and far beyond.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 3/25/2017
Thomas Abridged by ToonGuy reviews
So, Thomas and Friends. You've heard of them, yes (of course you bloody have, you're browsing the Thomas fanfiction selection)? But back to the point; the history books tell you a different tale. This is an island where confusion and delay reign supreme and if anything really useful happens, it's a mistake. This is the Island of Sodor as you've never seen it before.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 140 - Words: 502,617 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/15/2017 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Complete
The Dressrosa Challenges by XFangHeartX reviews
Summary inside. Rated M for mature. Read and review and no flames, please. LuNa, ZoRo, implied SaVivi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 103 - Words: 246,484 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Luffy, Doflamingo, T. Law, OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Endless Night by The Sage of Toads reviews
An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,436 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Harry P., Integra, Alucard
Batman: Civil Unrest by Boskov01 reviews
Batman is on the run after being framed for murder, but things take an unexpected turn when numerous Gotham citizens join together as an organized militia and begin a literal war on crime. Now Batman has to clear his name while trying to evade the Police and prevent all-out war within Gotham.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2016 - Published: 9/25/2016 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
It was my choice by Reyfan01 reviews
Harley is sick and tired of people quick to judge her and call her a victim. She confronts one of her closest friends who also happens to hate her man.
Suicide Squad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Batman: Political Suicide by Boskov01 reviews
In the middle of Gotham's Mayoral elections, Batman, Robin, Blackbat, and Oracle must work to prevent the murder of one or more of the Mayoral Candidates by the Joker, Harley Quinn, and their new henchgirl: Wild Card. Slight AU. Sequel to Slender.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Rampage of the Rail Bandits by Chase The Ferroequinologist reviews
Sodor is thrown into a panic when international criminals known as "The Rail Bandits" escape to the island, and the Fat Controller is framed for their crimes! How will Thomas and his friends get the railway out of this one? Find out in the fully musical special, "Rampage of the Rail Bandits"! Leave a review to tell me what you think!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,268 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Thomas, Rosie, Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller, OC - Complete
Batman: Rise of the Blackbat by Boskov01 reviews
A Reimagining of Cassandra Cain's backstory and how she came to become Blackbat. Alternate Universe. Prequel to "Slender." Better Summary Inside.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Cassandra C. - Complete
Rick and the Doctor by Lord Maximus reviews
While waiting for the Galactic Federation to come and arrest him Rick is visited by a very old friend and the two enter another debate that they had engaged in so long ago.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/22/2016 - 12th Doctor, Rick S. - Complete
Summer and the Doctor by Lord Maximus reviews
All of the people in the world had been mutated into monstrous creatures by the so-called smartest human in the universe who abandoned it with his grandson, leaving their family behind. Only after they leave the Earth's mutation gains the attention of someone who has protected the planet for centuries and is someone not even Rick Sanches or the Galactic Federation would cross.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2016 - 12th Doctor, Summer S.
The GalacticFall by Lord Maximus reviews
In one universe the Earth was invaded by the forces of Planet Fuse, causing heroes and villains to unite or fall. But Fuse was not the only destructive force in the universe and it was not the most dangerous. See what happens when Earth is invaded by the Galactic Empire. PART OF THE CHRONICLES OF THE APPRENTICE SERIES.
Crossover - Star Wars & Fusion Fall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Darth Vader, Jack, Mandy - Complete
Ben 10 Guardians Season 1: The Faction by Shadow-DJ reviews
Omniverse AU fic. A few months after the event with the Diagon, Ben has to go through a new beginning after Gwen and KEvin leave for collage. But when a new threat arrives, Ben has to work with a new team: with rookie Plumber Rook Blonco and his girlfriend Julie, along with Ship. Can this team take on the threats presented to them? (Couples: Benlie, Gwevin, and others)
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,484 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Ben T., Julie Y.] Rook, Khyber - Complete
Scenes of Benlie by Ben 10 Superfan 101 reviews
Just a bunch of one shots of Benlie. Some might even be song-fics. It's my first romance series so go easy on me.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Ben T., Julie Y. - Complete
The Immortal Alchemist by Boskov01 reviews
Two years after the Promised Day, the Elric brothers reunite to find Amestris under threat of a terrorist group known as the Red Kingdom. Worse is that Edward is being targeted by the Red Kingdom so now Alphonse must assume the mantle of the Fullmetal Alchemist in his brother's stead to find out why they're hunting him and stop their plans from coming to fruition.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,972 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Fate Can't Fight Love by Jane Glass reviews
There are many ways to tell a story. And in this story, Ben says some sweet, sad, and altogether amazing things for to Julie...without realizing it. She says she's sorry for ever breaking his heart, and now they will be back together, right? Well, maybe not... (spoilers and stuff)
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Ben T., Julie Y.] - Complete
Return of the Samurai by ForsakenMermaid reviews
One year after Jack vanished from his original timeline, most people believed that he perished in the battle with Aku except for Kimiko, a princess who befriended Jack when they were children. In an attempt to prevent her from spreading hope to the people, Aku sends her to Jack's future timeline, where he must now find a way for both of them to get back.
Samurai Jack - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Jack, OC, Aku, The Scotsman - Complete
The Sinister Six by Golden-Sama reviews
When Kingpin and Rupert Thorne make an alliance - and a new Sinister Six - it's up to Spiderman and Batman to team up to take them down!
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2014
Star Wars: Outcast Blades by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Forced to flee the Empire to save his life, a Stormtrooper becomes a mercenary in service to the Rebellion. He will put together a team of rejects and oddballs, and they will have a role to play. They are not the heroes the galaxy focuses on; however, even though they are outcasts, the Empire will come to fear their blades.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,721 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - OC - Complete
Lost in Mist by MeZaKi93 reviews
A young historian asks Edward to tell him about World War II on Sodor. I do not own TTTE characters. The story may not correspond with events in the Railway Series or television series.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Edward
Like Heaven To Me by S1CKSAVAGE reviews
Buttercup tried to commit suicide, but things didn't go the way they were supposed to. Oneshot. Rated T for self harm.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Can't they just get along? by S1CKSAVAGE reviews
Butch and Buttercup are always fighting. To make an end to that, they get 'locked up' in a house until they finally can stand each other.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
It smelled like an Ed, at least by The Sage of Toads reviews
An Ed, Edd and Eddy one-shot alternate ending of one of the most FRUSTRATING episodes of the series.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
Broken Bones by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Cassandra Cain learns what it truly means to be a resident of Gotham City.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Cassandra C. - Complete
Batman Is by SilentStranger reviews
Batman is many things, to many people...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Joker's Wild by jarec reviews
COMPLETE! Out of the goodness of his heart, the Joker comes to Jump City! And nothing will ever be the same once the Clown Prince Of Crime is done with our heroes...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 38 - Words: 85,308 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Sudrian Saboteur reviews
The North Western Railway is inundated with acts of sabotage, and the engines become increasingly worried as the acts continue unchecked. Will the engines of Sodor pull through this crisis? Find out in the first book of "Tales of the Nor' Westers," "The Sudrian Saboteur!" Rated T just to be safe!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 8/5 - Donald/Douglas, Derek, Sir Topham Hatt/The Fat Controller, OC