Author has written 13 stories for Doctor Who, Sweeney Todd, Indiana Jones, Batman, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Repo! The Genetic Opera.
Okay, so just some info about me cos I know some of you must have TONS of questions for me (not really, but let's pretend so it seems like I have a reason to type all of this, savvy?).
Favorite color: Blue, green, red, black, and gold
Favorite movies: 10 Things I Hate About You, The Omen (remake), The Boy in Stripped Pajamas, Pirates of the Carribean (all three), Finding Neverland, Sweeney Todd, RENT, Dear Frankie, P.S. I Love You, Watchmen, Harry Potter (all of them), Secret Window, Conversations with Other Women, Batman (all of them), The Dark Knight, Legally Blonde, Public Enemies, The Shinning, Star Trek (the new one), Juno, Penelope, any Time Burton movie, Fight Club, Iron Man, The Hulk (the one with Edward Norton), The Bucket List, any classic Disney cartoon movie, Pineapple Express, The Hangover, Ferris Buller's Day Off, Indiana Jones (all four), Holes, Transformers, Friday the 13th (remake), From Hell, Enchanted, American Pyscho, The Spirit, The Number 23, Across the Universe, Hairspray, The Ugly Truth, Phantom of the Opera, James and the Giant Peach, Candy, Hollywood Land, and She's All That
Favorite books: Harry Potter (all 7), The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (all 4), any Stephen King book, Fight Club, House of Scorpion, Phantom, Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables, Dr. Jeykell and Mr. Hyde, Dracula, Frankenstein, Lord of the Flies, The Great Gatsby, and Public Enemies
Favorite TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Doctor Who, Flashforward, Modern family, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Batman: The Animanted Series, Torchwood, The Riches, American Idol, Big Brother, 10 Thing I Hate About You, Grey's Anatomy, Supernatural, Birds of Prey, Private Practice, iCarly, Boy Meets World, and So Weird
Favorite musicals: Wicked, RENT, Chicago, Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Lion King, Legally Blonde, Avenue Q, and Grease
Favorite artists: The Clash, The Who, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Snow Patrol, Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Katy Perry, Three Days Grace, Spice Girls, Bon Jovi, Paramore, Amy Winehouse, The Spill Canvas, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Papa Roach, David Cook, Adam Lambert, and more
What I ship:
Bellatrix/Barty Crouch Jr. (don't ask)
Remus/Lily (Only during the Marauder Era)
Rose/Doctor (9th and 10th)
Sweeney/Mrs.Lovett (need I say more?)
The Joker/Harley (Come on...they are just too cute together, and Mistah J secretly loves her)
Poison Ivy/Two Face
The Comedian/ Silk Spectre 1
Buffy the Vampire Slayer-
Giles/Anya (depends on my mood)
Some quotes from my life:
Claire: I swear, I thought Marylin Manson was playing Voldemort when I first saw him!
Britney: Maybe they're brothers!
Seeing Sweeney Todd with my friend (it was my second time seeng it)
Allie: (freaking out over all the blood)
Me: It's almost over.
Allie: (looks just as Sweeney stabs Turpin) Liar! (beats my arm to death)
Me: Why does everyone hit THAT arm?
Leaving the movies after Sweeeny Todd
Me: Thanks, Allie! Now my arm's numb! (rubs arm)
Allie: I'm doing you a favor. That way when your arm gets cut off, you won't be able to feel it!
Me: Yeah, I'll come to school Monday with my arm missing. (holds arm behind back) I lost my arm watching Sweeney Todd...yeah, Johnny Depp popped outta the screen and decided to slice my arm.
Allie: And people'll say, I didn'y know the movie was in 3-D!
Staring at the subsitute for Drama
Phil: Is that a man or a woman?
Tiff: I don't know
Me: I think it's both
After seeing Sweeney Todd for the first time
Me: That is why you don't lie to Johnny Depp. Because if you do and he finds out, he'll get all pissed and throw you into a fire and watch you burn!
Kim: But you wouldn't mind as long he danced with you to trick you
Me: That's besides the point!
Rachael: No it isn't. If Johnny Depp was the cause of your death, you'd die happy.
Me: That maybe true but... (looks to ground) Oh! Two dollars! (dances)
Talking about Juno
Me: If people talked that way, the world would be a much happier place.
Kelsy: It would be.
Seeing Across The Universe
Random guy: (comes up behind me and Rachael as we're whispering) Could you be silent?
Taylor (talking about Johnny Depp's singing voice): It's orgasmic!
Mary: So, what's the deal with you and your ex?
Me: Who? Me?
Mary: No, the ghost behind you. Yes you!
Mom: Silence is golden
Me: True, but duct tape is silver
Stevie (my brother): (burts out laughing)
Watching Sweeney Todd
Me: (leans over to Kim right after he kills the Judge) Only I would think he's really hot covered in all that blood.
Me: He's soaked in blood, and I would still push him up against a wall and ravage him!
Seeing Saw IV
Jenifer Anistan: (comes on to screen) Your child has cancer...
Rachael: WHAT? (starts choking)
Me: Rachael, is there something you're not telling me?
Before every movie
Advertisment: (cell phone rings followed by a crying baby)
Me: God Rachael! Turn your baby off!
Freshman year in computer
Mr.V: What are you doing?
Me: (opens eyes and smiles) Sleeping on Rachael's backpack
Watching the Ring 2
Dad: This sucks!
Me: Turn it off!
Dad: (turns off movie)
Mom: (comes into living room) What happened to the movie?
Me: It wasn't worthy to be played on the TV
Character day for Homecoming
Me: Who are you suppose to be?
Kim: A naughty school girl
Me: Kim, we're suppose to dress up as a character...not as ourselves.
Kim: Ha ha...and who are you suppose to be?
Blake: Kim...what do you charge?
Kim: How much do you have?
Claire: What's with the clothes?
Me: (is wearing a beat up converse, holey jeans, a white turtle neck with dirt smudges, a sleeveless flannel, and has dirt smudges on my face) It's for english
Claire: You look like Peter Pan
Britney: No...she looks like Kurt Cobane! Except you're a girl and not on drugs
Me: I'm suppose to be a grave robber for some english project. And it gives me an excuse to talk with a British accent!
Claire: I'm gonna call you Peter Pan from now on
Me: Hey Dad, guess what!
Me: You're IT! No tag backs for 5 days!
Dad: It doens't count, I'm enforcing the father law
Dad: That's winner
Me: Hey Dad, guess what!
Me: Tim Burton's going to direct Alice in Wonderland and it's coming out in 2010
Dad: That's gonna be one fucked up movie
Me: Yep! And I'll be seeing it opening night!
After Super Bowl
Me: Dad...I'm upset
Dad: Because the Patriots lost?
Me: No, I could care less about the game.
Dad: Oh. Then why are you upset?
Me: Indiana Jones comes out on a Thursday
Watching Rock of Love 2
Dad: I like Diasy...she's hot
Mom: You like her?
Dad: Why do you find that offensive? I don't complain when you talk how sexy you think Paul Walker and whoever else you like is
Mom: That's because I just close my eyes when I kiss you, and Poof! there they are!
Me: -burts out laughing- That was good, Mom!
Dad: Ha ha...-grumbles-
Mom: I'm joking! Lighten up!
Kelsy: The South African accent is soooooo sexy!
Me: I know!
Kelsy: It's like Australia and London hooked up and had a baby...
Me: Resulting in the South Afraican accent
Allie: Fuck this shit bitch! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -crazy dancing while saying 'ohhhhhhhhhhhhh'-
Me: -going along with it and laughing-
Seeing Speed Racer
Me: You know how many people are here tripping on acid and/or high
Katie: Yeah, lots
Kim: They're probably like...'Ah! The colors are attacking me!'
Leaving Speed Racer
Kim: (after almost getting hit by a car) Oh my God! I just saw taht car coming at me
Eric: You see one? I'm seeing twelve coming at us!
Katie: Where the hell are you?
Kim: I'm still back at the movie
Me: I know what you mean. (looks at a car's tailgate) Ahhhh...the colors are attacking me!
Me: Night, Daddy!
Dad: Night -hugs me and then we start 'fighting'-
Me: Loser! -runs off-
Me: -stops running and turns around- Did you just call me a bat?
Mom: Did you just call her a bat?
Me: Why am I a bat?
Dad: Because you're annoying, nocturnal, and because I said so.
During Hurrican Ike
Me: Why am I a bat?!
Dad: I already told you.
Mom: Well...I'm Batman.
Stevie: Dear God...my family is so werid! -pulls pillow over his head-
Me: Mom...you're not Batman, I am.
The day after my surgery
Me: -laughing at something my grandma said over the phone-
Me: Hold on, Grandma...-looks at Mom- What?
Mom: You look like the Joker when you smile now
Me: Thanks Mom...I guess
Grandma: -hearing what I said- What did she say?
Me: She said I look like the Joker when I smile
Mom: I don't mean the new one, I mean Jack Nicholson's Joker. And I only said that because of the way you have those lines that seperate your cheecks from your mouth now
Arriving home from the hospital
Me: And you wanna know what else?
Me: Mom said I look like the Joker now! You know, old school Joker
Stevie: Like from the cartoon and comics?
Stevie: -looks at me and tilts head- Smile real quick
Stevie: Mom! You're right! Belle does look like the Joker!
During the almost rape scene in Watchmen when the first Silk Spectre is pushed on to the pool table and hits all of the pool balls
Allie: She likes lots of balls
Me: -bursts out laughing-
After dodging cars in a one-sided race with our friends
Josh: I dodged those cars like Frogger
Mom: He Stevie is the laziest person I know!
Me: Does that mean I've been promoted?
Mom: The evil won't come out of me!
Me: Is that what you said when you were in labor with Stevie?
After building our gingerbread houses
Me: I'm artistic!
Stevie: No. You're autistic.
Me, Mom, Dad, and Grandpa: -bursts out laughing-
Building gingerbread houses
Mom: It's too small!
Grandpa: That's what she said.
Me: My blood type is O postive.
Stevie: What does O stand for anywyas?
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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