Munchkin25
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Joined 06-26-05, id: 841533, Profile Updated: 07-03-08
Author has written 21 stories for Law and Order: SVU, and Homicide: Life on the Streets.

Hey everyone!

With school starting and my homework load back to full capacity, I am busy, busy, busy, but I'm still writing guys!! I'll try to post when I can. I appreciate the reviews all of you leave me since you take the time to leave such good advice now and then.

I am starting college this year, so stories might be slow, but I will try to post what I can. When my muse hits, it just hits and I have to drop everything to accompany it. It's quite funny and ridiculous actually. laughs :D

I am a big fan of Richard Belzer since he inspired me to go down the road I am on now. If I meet him one day, my gratitude and appreciation for all he did, without even him knowing what he did, will be beyond grateful. I may even break down and cry, which would be embarrassing! But him playing Munch on SVU and HLOTS, has done so much for me and inspire me to be ennobled by my troubled past. To conquer it without it taking me down. Thank you Richard Belzer. In the past 3 years, I have come far from the little insecured girl I once was, but I still have a long way to go. Thank you again, since you showed me a way that's much better than the one that was presented before me and may my journey make me stronger so I do not end up in a cage of misery.

For future reference, I am not an E/O shipper or a shipper of any sort. I don't believe in it. I will not write it, but that doesn't mean I won't read it (Mainly John Munch or Fin stories because I think we see enough of the E/O crap on the show to begin with). For some reason, people think I am when I am not. If you need a reference, check out my Youtube videos under the same user name. I've already had some shippers bash my videos or proclaim E/O is better than Munch and Fin or post a link to a porn site which I gave Youtube a little notification on. For future reference E/O shippers, please take your "E/O is my favorite comments!" and whatnot, somewhere else. The vids I make are to honor Munch and Fin, not for you silly shippers to bash them. Please give them respect like you do to your teenage hormonal-like Benson and Stabler.

People keep saying Munch is going to leave, but this is not true. I think there's a phrase called, "The horse's mouth." That's right. Instead of spreading all this stupid innuendo because Munch isn't hardly on SVU these days, wait until Richard Belzer makes a statement people. I think those who are saying this want him to leave or are getting their information from Aussiello who is on crack by the way. Either way, I've recieved nothing in my Google alerts or Yahoo alerts that says he's leaving. Just wait until he, THE ACTOR, announces something, okay people?

So ready for another season of WWE SVU? Frankly, I'm not. Can somebody fire Neal Baer please? He's has taken the beloved show I know and disgraced it. It doesn't deal with victims anymore, just soap opera-like crap. I find it an insult. But the shippers don't. Perhaps, they need to see another side of life, like REALITY. The crap you are seeing now, you silly people, would never exist in the NYPD. Trust me, I've done my research since this the career I am going to. And don't give me that, "Well, it's TV." SVU started first portraying real-life situations and look where they are now. They are at a polar opposite location than the one they started from. Season 2 is still by far the best season of SVU because it showed everyone doing work, but not errands. I see fanfiction of SVU. Why bother having a fanfiction section here when we see it on TV? Tis quite funny actually... :P

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On the Eleventh Day, He Saved Her by Cardinal Robbins reviews
He could barely see through the haze of dust from rendered concrete, scraped and tortured steel and smoke. So much smoke, the stench of burned jet fuel, the sickeningly sweetish smell of carnage, the wind which stopped for neither tragedy nor time. SVU AU
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
The Leo, His 'Itch' and Their Wardrobe by Cardinal Robbins reviews
Sarah noticed John was indeed in ‘painting clothes,’ wearing an old tshirt with black jeans, the right rear pocket worn along the top barely holding his wallet. SVU AU Rated M for adult situations. You've been warned! LOL
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Dark Delicacies by Cardinal Robbins reviews
SVU AU John Munch and Sarah Zelman argue over a case that threatens to tear them apart. Does John finally walk away and find comfort with another woman? Read and find out! You may be surprised at his actions. Rated M.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
AIM with the SVU by StablerSVUfreak reviews
What happens when 4 detectives and one ADA talk over AIM? Sounds stupid but I promise it’s not.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Individual Raindrops by LSMunch reviews
“What time is it?” my companion asks softly. No, not softly, I correct myself, it's the sound of utter exhaustion mingled with the bitter taste of defeat and the sour taste of desperation.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Dani Got Runover By a Kid on a Three Wheeler by KaydenceRei reviews
C'mon. Who here now officially hates Dani? You'll like this. Haha. Remake of everyone's favorite, 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.'
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
By a Thread by LSMunch reviews
Don't be stupid, John. Think. You can get out of this. Just think, stupid.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Tortured by Kara B reviews
The SVU squad works on solving a case and one of their own becomes a target. Cliché summary, but not the target you think. Much Munch angst!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Average Man by Night Essence reviews
The SVU detectives having fun. Starring Munch. The title is misleading.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
And A child Shall Lead Him by NashaWriter reviews
Chapter 6 the Conclusion is FINALLY up lol. I hoped you enojyed the story. Please read and review! Thanks for the past reviews! Love ya all :
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006
Let go by CursedLyfe reviews
Munch just needs to let go. Olivia is there for him.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Consequences by Kelly of the midnight dawn reviews
Its a CaseyMunch story. She was lonely, he was even lonelier. Now they have to live with the consequences Please R&R
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - C. Novak, J. Munch
Rainy Mondays by Saint New reviews
It's Rainy, it's Monday, one detective is sick, and another is paranoid.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
RTS by StablerSVUfreak reviews
Munch gets called on a case dealing with a teenage rape, but the girl has major RTS. Can he help her? ONE SHOT!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
The Greatest City In The World by detective-sweetheart reviews
Set between Forgive Our Trespasses and the beginning of Law and Order:SVU...Munch's thoughts as he leaves Baltimore for the last time.
Homicide: Life on the Streets - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/19/2005
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Cracker Jacks reviews
A prize in every box...
Homicide: Life on the Streets - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Manly Pickles reviews
What pickle makes the sandwich? Munch and Fin discuss this important matter...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Aftermath reviews
A drabble and sequel to Signs.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Goldfish
No, it's not the snack food. Deals with Munch's first wife, Gwen.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Signs reviews
Munch finds a girl on the street and later she talks to him about a few things in her life.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Philly Cheesesteak
Munch forgets to do something ver important while he is out with Crosetti on a case. Told from Meldrick's point of view and set during the 1st season of Homicide, graveyard shift.
Homicide: Life on the Streets - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Caught reviews
Munch and Fin get caught. Sequel to Hotdogs and Pwnage and Level Thirteener. Enjoy!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Hotdogs and Pwnage reviews
A slow day in the squad room with Munch and Fin. Set after a week and half after Philadelphia aired.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
A CENSORED and Moaning Session reviews
There are some things the roof top can't handle. Enter Chauncey's bar. Based off last week's episode, this one shot has Munch, Fin, and Novak and contains some of my opinions on what I thought of last week's episode. This is somewhat of an AU. Enjoy!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Level Thirteener
Cragen is the supreme gamer or so he thinks. Here, he will meet his match.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Detectives Munch and Fin reviews
Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, I decided to do a song about certain detectives we don't see anymore and to get us into the holiday spirit! Enjoy!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Beck is Gone reviews
Beck is gone finally! And here's a song to rejoice about it and get us in the holiday mood! Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells. Enjoy!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Phrenology reviews
Set in season 1 one before Stocks and Bondage, and after Benson and Stabler go picking up a perp afterwards during the same episode. Inspired by some talk off the Munchagogue boards. Don't own anything.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Where in the World is Detective Benson! reviews
Inspired the lyrics to Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego!, I created a little spinoff poem dealing with our beloved, long, lost Detective Olivia Benson from this week's episode, Infiltrated! Enjoy!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Yuletide Worry: Amy Version reviews
Yuletide Worry, but this time Amy Munch is in it! A lot of things are happening and with 2.5 days to go before Christmas, the squad begins to understand how much of a family they are...even with a newbie cop.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Peril reviews
Picks up after Digging Deep. Amy refuses to believe that her uncle is dead despite what everyone else thinks. With the help of Fin, will they find Munch on time and try to save him from his falsified fate?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
Yuletide Worry reviews
It's the holidays and the SVU squad takes on their biggest challenges...shopping, snow ball fights, and waltzing! How will they survive?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Complete
Digging Deep reviews
A case of the utmost confusion. A chopped up body is found and a boy is related to the victim. When the detectives start digging up things they're not suppose to, someone may pay the price...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
The 16 reviews
What happens when the SVU squad takes on the role of the three little pigs and the Morris Commision is the big bad wolf? Based on the Looney Tunes cartoon, The Three Little Bops.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Chance reviews
Sequel to Family Ties. When a girl from a local high school soccer team is raped and does not come forward to confirm her statement, the SVU squad goes undercover to catch the perp. But what is suppose to be a simple undercover operation, suddenly goes wr
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Family Ties reviews
Munch's niece joins the squad during a high profile case! While the two are trying to settle differences between eachother, parts of the victim's family's past are revealed. And I do not own the characters and such!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete