Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Yu Yu Hakusho.
"Doctors decide who lives or dies the same way, it's called a triage."
I am Rosalie
I am 9,823 years old
I like purple.
And I'm very bored, clearly.
My eyes are green and my hair is brown. I'm shorter then you... maybe. I like music, A LOT. I'm a Taurus, shoe size 7 and I like to make fun tall people. I live in Walmart and sleep under your bed. Funny people make me laugh and it's my lifelong goal to make milk come out of your nose. I like puzzles, and shooting things. I'm violent. Welcome to my world of sunshine and daisies and clowns and creepy people in alleys and strangers with candy and teenagers with guns and care bares with ketchup running around in all they’re naked glory. It's eerie how the modern idea of an attractive woman is a prepubescent boy. A critic without advice is just an ass, a rude person is an obnoxious person, and the people where I live are far far too eager to hug. I guess I gave up smoking it's been like three weeks. I kind of liked being a smoker but it's not that fun anymore, very sad. I don't know why I would quit, I'm going to die in a car accident anyway. :P
Picture Of Arisa! I had a lot of fun drawing this one! Comes complete with dango! ;)
I like an insane amount of music and typing it all out just seems impossible to me. I'm a firm believer in 'Good tunes is good tunes.' which means all music should be approached with some level of respect. I dabble with a bit of rap or pop. Love Jazz. I tentatively listen to country with little opinion on the matter. Black metal makes me nostagic, yeah I was THAT kid. Gotta love the good old metal too. Something about Metallica and Led Zepplin that's undeniable. I actually like power metal, if that tells you anything. Rob seems to think so and I'm not going to look deeply into it or I'll just end up smacking him. Don't knock Blind Guardian.
Movies: Horror and comedy mostly and I find that most zombie movies tickle my pickle :P but I'm not picky, popcorn helps. Just saw the new Hobbit movie. It rocked my socks.
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I enjoy zombie games... and a healty amount of final fantasy. Mario also is enjoyable. yoshi is my hero.
"I joined a secret cult of Naruto-worshipers who believe that he is the incarnation of the God of Ramen and we gather together for secret meetings where he can pour broth over us and slurp our hair."
"I told the truth lord! How am I supposed to learn any moral lessons, if you keep confusing me!?" -Mouse, Ladyhawk
"Yeah, he said I was only a hot piece of ass for a demon fag to bang."
"just think Scott, you could have been a swallow."
"My heart bleeds purple piss for you." -Emma
"What's a guy got to do to get a ticket for that motorcycle?""Have you seen indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?"
"You shouldn't talk. It makes you sound stupid." -Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakush
"Don't make me choose between world peace and Mcdonalds!"
"Go kill yourself"
"Oh like I've never heard that before!" -Benny, The Mummy
"I shall name you squishy and you shall be mine. And you shall be my squishy. Come here little squishy." -Dory, Finding Nemo
"Good god woman! how many have you eaten!?" - Jon
"Is that a fat joke?" - like everyone ever
"My god you're hot..." - just me :)
"Now there are more imaginative places you can stick a spork then in her eye."
"When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?"
"Stupidity killed the cat, curious was framed."
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins, Lord of the Rings
"War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left."
"There are two types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."
"It ain’t over till the fat lady sings."
"Can you get us out of here?"
"Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought." (unknown)
"I personally find myself more than amusing."-Jonathan
"Pyro pixie being difficult again. I'll have to smack him to get him to behave."
"I don't get it. What's that jerk got that I don't got?"
"You do them one favor and they think you’re their best friend, this is why I could care less if their entire species was swallowed up." -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"I know as much of games as I do of hugs and puppies and care for them even less." -Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it." -My Anime Motivation Is..., youtube
"The Prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe Sleeping Beauty's dead."
"I will treat you like my dog and my horse. Only love you more...and trust you less." Pharoah, The Ten Commandments
A college professor placed a chair on his desk and as his final exam asked his students to, "Prove to me that this chair does not exist." Every student began writing madly about theories and -for most of them- things they didn't quite understand. Within ten seconds, one student got up and turned in their paper, leaving the classroom. Everyone else took the full time limit to finish but only the student who turned the exam in first received an A. There were only two words on the paper: "What chair?" (unknown)
Fanfiction Story Ideas!
Zelda: Damned If You Don't
Summery: The Hero of Time is mortally wounded. They would merge so he could heal. And from the ashes shall raise a thrice blessed child. 'Ocarina Of Time' with a twist! Because she really doesn't give a damn about what happens to Hyrule.
Hikaru no Go: Psychological Issues
Summery: Kei appeared and taught her how to fight, in return she carried on his dream. But he broke his promise, he faded. She can feel it, a comforting familiarity that lingers around Hikaru. “We have some serious psychological issues, Shindou.” She can feel Sai.
Naruto: Room 113
Summery: They’d sent her to a prison with a bunch of rude dullards who didn’t seem to know English. That’s what she thought. But she’d soon realize that she was no longer in an American institution for the criminally insane. She was in the Akatsuki prison.
Naruto: 10% Luck
Arisa was captain of Hachi Uchiha's anbu squad and was murdered by Itachi for protecting her team the day of the Uchiha Massacre. But something went wrong. “I killed you, why are you still here?” And now she’s the ghost haunting her murderer.
Yesterday, May 23, 2007,
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, October 19th 2009
Jessie Davis: Age 18
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