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Author has written 5 stories for One Piece.

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Slam and Kiss by JustBeMe13 reviews
Based on a Vine I saw on YouTube. Zosan modern AU! Just a small one-shot of them in a classroom with a lot of fan-girls.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2020 - [Zoro, Sanji] Nami, Vivi - Complete
Compliment by TigerxFox reviews
It is the cook's birthday and Zoro tries to give a compliment as a gift.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2020 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
cardinal roots by rudimentaryflair reviews
In Zoro's defense, it had been a very robbable garden. A Zoro/Sanji modern!AU meet-cute.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2020 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Hands by TigerxFox reviews
Sanji's hands hurt. They hurt horribly and uninterruptedly.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2020 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Digestif by Pandamega reviews
Obligatory coffee-shop AU gone awry. ZoSan. Ace tries to hook his buddy Zoro up with the cute waiter at the bakery, what ensues is disaster. One shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2018 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
The Hidden Prince by Flyingstewardess reviews
Zoro's simple life masquerading as a human is forever changed after he saves his irritating, curly-browed coworker from a violent attack. As his secrets unravel, the incubus must run from the oppressive regime that is relentlessly hunting him. But being a fugitive isn't so bad, especially when a certain cook has no choice but to come along for the ride. AU, ZoSan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,407 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/21/2016 - [Zoro, Sanji] [Luffy, T. Law] - Complete
The Curse of 100 Kisses by FanfictionAddiction23 reviews
When Sanji picks up a unique "curse," Zoro offers his help to keep the cook alive. It turns out that the swordsman actually likes kissing the cook, and Sanji must come to terms with his own feelings once the situation escalates.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 9/22/2017 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Lashes for Love by FanfictionAddiction23 reviews
Sanji's woman-loving tendencies cause quite a commotion, and Zoro pays a steep price for the cook's mistake. When the swordsman misunderstands Sanji's feelings, the cook will just have to find a way to prove his love. Warnings: mild description of a whipping, angst, and some fluff to top it off!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Zoro, Sanji, Chopper, Robin - Complete
Take My Air by FanfictionAddiction23 reviews
Sanji takes a pretty serious tumble and ends up falling for his savior.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2017 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Mysterious Chocolates by LoreenaLaufeyson reviews
Zoro was on watch last night. Today is Valentine's Day. And there is a mysterious bundle in Sanji's fridge. Dare he hope this is what he thinks it is? Fluffy Sanji/Zoro
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Lose Yourself by FanfictionAddiction23 reviews
When the Strawhat crew must face the death of their swordsman, Sanji is unable to hide his deep grief. What exactly was the cook's relationship with Zoro? Fake character death, smut, and fluff.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Dance With Me by FanfictionAddiction23 reviews
Sanji and Zoro unexpectedly learn that their bodies move well together in more ways than when they fight side by side. It started with a spontaneous dance, but perhaps there has always been a deeper connection between them. Smut and fluff.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Tangled in Crimson by Flyingstewardess reviews
When the Straw Hats rescue a temple dedicated to a love goddess from murderous pirates, Zoro and Sanji discover to their horror that they are soul mates. To get rid of the annoying red thread they now find tying them together, they will have to enter the high priestess's dream world and go through her dangerous trials, all the while trying not to die - or fall in love. SanZo/ZoSan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 10/9/2016 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Setkia reviews
Sanji is the assistant cook of the world-renowned restaurant, the Baratie. He's a successful chef and flirts with the customers every chance he can get but there's a problem. It's all a facade. The cooks give a new meaning to the word "abusive", both mental and physical. The only thing keeping Sanji alive is his love for cooking and a good ol' pack of cigarettes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 315,615 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Heartsick by snappdragon reviews
Sanji comes down with a cold, but Zoro is determined to help him get better. AU Zosan. (This story was formerly known as "Heartfelt Remedy". I changed the title because I've wanted to change it ever since the day after I posted it lol sorry for any confusion!)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,895 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Moments Too Beautiful by We Can Be ExtraordinHARRY reviews
In which Sanji likes to take pictures, but he's surrounded by his eight favourite people in the entire world, and he knows that no measly photo could ever capture the beauty and perfection and happiness that is his life. Alternate Universe - Modern Setting. A one-shot inspired by a quote you'll find inside. Not confirmed as ZoSan, but you can certainly read it that way.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Pretty and Beautiful by The Wandering Swordsman reviews
Sanji and Zoro think of each as attractive people. fluff SanjixZoro.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
Anxiety by moskafleur reviews
Sanji is plunged into a spiral of anxiety and depression to which the only solution is suicide.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2016 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
For You by orangeaddiction reviews
It was just another normal afternoon with the crew relaxing…or at least that was what Zoro had thought. Little did he know that the cook had something in mind. M for sexual content.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2015 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Heat by snappdragon reviews
In honor of Zoro's birthday, here is another smutty oneshot. Zosan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Neighbour by Aerle reviews
When the old lady living next to Sanji moves to a retirement home, he hopes that his new neighbour will be a lovely young woman. When he goes over to welcome the new resident to the building, he meets the most gorgeous man he has ever seen.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,106 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 11/23/2013 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
Bite Me by New Neon reviews
No one ever said that pirates fight fair, but if someone bites you in a fight then it's perfectly reasonable to bite them back. Sanji has to learn that life isn't fair and nothing else is either but that bad jokes and falling in love certainly makes unlife worth living. Zosan/Sanzo tw:blood and blood drinking
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 132,283 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Smoke bomb of lust by Kpuffs reviews
Sanji pines after Zoro but he seems to refuse the cook, Usopp makes a new invention, and it accidently detonates on Zoro! What will happen when this smoke bomb of lust effects him? Will the unsuspecting cook survive the attack that is Zoro? - bad summary im so sorry lol. Zoro Sanji pairing! Yaoi, explicit. Don't touch it if your not 18. One shot! R&R -Kpuff Slight reworks 4/27/16
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2015 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Damn Fool by ExtinctionOfReality reviews
Zoro-centric/ZoSan Summary: Zoro is the unluckiest one of the Strawhats who usually ends up on guard duty...unluckiest? No, that's not what he thinks at all...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Stop Me by StarkBlack reviews
Summer Commission. Companion fic to "The Roronoa Fruit". Sanji finally kisses Zoro in front of the crew.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
Marriage of the Swordsman and the Cook by MiddleTownDreams reviews
Rumors are floating around about the Pirate King's crew. Based off a picture. T for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Confessions of the Sick by Vampchick2010 reviews
Sanji gets sick with pneumonia. Feelings get told. Summary sucks. If you want to know what happens, please read. I am putting it at M for suggested Boy on boy action. Just to be on the safe side. ZoSan *rewritten*
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Shut Up and Kiss Me by becausethereisonepiece reviews
In which Sanji experiences his, rather reluctant, first kiss given by an all too willing swordsman. Smut. One-shot. Zosan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
15 Reasons to Fall in Love by xpiester333x reviews
Sanji knows he and Zoro would be a bad idea, in fact he's written an entire list of reasons why they would be a bad idea. Of course, the marimo won't hear of it. He wants Sanji to give him a chance. So Sanji is just going to have to prove him wrong, right?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,626 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Confessions, Trust and Thrusts by Seven-Bridges reviews
After two years of hard training and hell, Zoro and Sanji finally deepen their relationship. ZoSan, Warning for explicit sex and very light bondage!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
When in Rome by WannabeMarySue reviews
On an island ruled by the eccentric whims of a certifiably insane and flamboyantly gay emperor, Sanji is forced to put his future in the hands of a not quite so unwilling swordsman. Bets are placed. Card games are played. Meat is eaten. Sexual tension is released. And, Nami somehow still ends up on top.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Roronoa Fruit by StarkBlack reviews
To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,081 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Stare At Me by BlackBarBooks reviews
When Zoro catches Sanji both staring at him and avoiding eyecontact at the same time, he decides to confront the perverted cook. ZoSan!Lemon.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Two Years of Hell by Mistress Taru reviews
Despite all the nosebleeding and acting like a pervy moron, this is how Sanji really feels, and he's finally going to tell Zoro. Zoro/Sanji rated for a reason. I don't own One Piece.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Breathe For Me by psycho chibbi reviews
They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,234 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
A Kiss in the Dark by Seven-Bridges reviews
During a blackout, Sanji got suddenly kissed by an unknown man. Who was it? ZoSan, modern AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,844 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by NarcissisticNinny reviews
After years of looking at newspaper articles of the Demon of the East Blue, Sanji finally gets to meet the legend in person. Warning: light SanjixZoro yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Secret Affair by KareKazeshini reviews
Zoro and Sanji are in a secret relatioship. What happens when their friends start to come close to find out their secret? Contains also Luffy x Nami - alternative universe
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,440 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Laundry Day is a Good Day by psycho chibbi reviews
It's Laundry day. Zoro loves Laundry day. Why? Because he catches a glimpse of something that makes him happy. Things get interesting when Sanji finds out he's that something. ZoroxSanji-ish Oneshot Post 2 year timeskip
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Secrets by StarkBlack reviews
Zoro isn't into one night stands, but he can't resist the blond with the piercing blue eyes. Warnings: boyxboy, language, OOCness, mentions of drug use.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,995 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Irresistibility Potion by EphesusX reviews
A Dramoine story with a twist - Pansy makes a potion for her to be irresistable to Draco and one to make Hermione look vulgar to him...until it all goes horribly wrong for Pansy and Hermione drinks the Irresistibility Potion...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,928 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blood and Smokes by melisandre013 reviews
There was a storm. Sanji had to dive into the water to save Luffy, ruining his last pack of cigarettes. As he goes through withdrawal, he ends up doing things he regrets later. Sanji, then, has to deal with the consequences. Warning: Yaoi
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,617 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Persistent Resistance by SinisterBug reviews
YAOI. V-Day Exchange fic. Prompt: AU ZoSan. Sanji is an overworked chef at a New York restaurant called The Baratie. One night he's attacked at a night club, only to be saved by a green haired who's connection to him is more complicated than it seems. 5Ch
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,514 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
No reason by 423894297834 reviews
Sanji creates a gourmet meal...for any special reason? Zoro x Sanji. Mature near the end. Happy Birthday, Zoro.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Sanji's Hands by StarkBlack reviews
ZoroSanji Sanji is injured more than just physically during a fight and Zoro is there to help him. Warnings: yaoi, boyxboy, fluff.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Itch by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro's inability to scratch an itch ends him in a deeper relationship than he wanted or anticipated.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
In Dreams by SinisterBug reviews
AU, ZoSan. Chronicles the story of Zoro and Sanji as French noblemen in the 1700's. Romance, sap, angst, yaoi. COMPLETE.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,116 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
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Little Sanji
Wado Ichimonji may be the sword that he places in his mouth in his battles. Little Sanji is a different type of sword that Zoro places in his mouth, for a different type of battle – a battle of self-control.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Bolster reviews
The cook disturbs the swordsman on watch because he can't sleep. He needs his bolster - it is big and warm and fluffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2017 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete
Birthday Wish reviews
It's Sanji's birthday and he wishes for a kiss from Nami. And so, the crew fulfils his birthday wish, one that he will never forget. Ever.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
We're Going To A Dance
AU. Zoro is finally going to the school dance (with Nami no less) and Sanji is helping him prepare for it. Possible OOC.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Unspoken reviews
Nosebleed-kun is down and everyone is worried. Thoughts and feelings are brought up to the surface – or do they? ZoSan fluff? (Note the changing POVs)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2017 - [Zoro, Sanji] - Complete