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Joined 06-27-05, id: 842387, Profile Updated: 01-17-10
Author has written 8 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and X-overs.

Hello! I actually used this account when I was twelve years old, and I haven't come back until now (I'm seventeen now). And I must say...this is hilarious! Haha, I was soooo annoying! But I'm going to start reusing this account now. Hopefully I'll be better then I was ;)

Some facts about me: My name is Jocelyn. I love old Hollywood, history, and the Mario games (that doesn't really fit in with the others, I know) I used to love the Phantom of the Opera, so most of my old stuff, if not all, is based off that. Personally now I think it's a terrible play that alone would be moderately tolerable, but when compared to the book, is...I'm not going into that.

I love, love, love to draw. I don't consider myself in any way, shape or form a writer. I don't even do it for fun, or at least I didn't until I 'rediscovered' this embarrasment of an account. Drawing is my primary focus, and will (hopefully) get me into college! If you want to see some of my drawings, my deviantart is museforsale. Also, my profile picture is a drawing of mine :)

Well, I hope my old stories don't leave too big a scar on your minds. I'll try to make it up with some newer stuff, but keep in mind I'm not primarily a writer ;P

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For Always and Forever by mamaXunicorn reviews
Modern day story. EC. I really dont know how to describe it, other than Christine is in High school, Erik is a student teacher, then later on after christine graduates and after college she becomes a drama teacher along with erik. rated T to be safe
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,081 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Erik, Christine
Back to the Past by mamaXunicorn reviews
What happens when the characters of The Phantom of the Opera, get sucked into modern day times? some more like alot Raoul bashing. I changed the rating to M, if you read it, it's for obvious reasons.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Uncertainty by Miss Christine Daae reviews
Christine leaves Raoul, but where will she go? Who will she turn to? Please Read! WARNING: EC pairings! slightly modernized
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
If and Only If by mamaXunicorn reviews
what if Erik didn't kill buquet? would it change anything? based off 2004 movie. EC please R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Erik, Christine
The Next Generation by mamaXunicorn reviews
A while after the incident at The opera Populaire, two young kids meet up and become friends but do these kids parents have a connection? it's better than it sounds, i just suck at summaries!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,997 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005
Dancing Demon by MistyLady reviews
Carlotta challenges Christine and Erik to a contest, Christine decides she's not going to take crap from anybody anymore, and Erik is constantly on the verge of a mental breakdown. Modern setting and an attempt at being nearly angst free.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005
Room Mates by operasinginglunatic reviews
Someone comes back to Erik, but its not who you think. Without asking permission, Raoul moves into the lair. Big mistake. Do you think he will die in the end? Maybe. Maybe not.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005
Would you like fries with Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
The sequal to The Phantom of... Oh look a birdie. All the random jobs Christine gets.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005
Down Once More by mamaXunicorn reviews
What if Christine decided to go back with the Phantom after the last scene? not good at summaries. yea totally not good at them. so Please R&R. please!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Erik, Christine
Phantom of the opera: a parody by IronicTwins reviews
Summary inside. Rated T for language and sexual refrences.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Erik's Diary by Opera Cloak reviews
Christmas, 1880. Tired of his solitary existence, the Phantom of the Opera decides to make some major changes to his lifestyle.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 11/30/2004
The Train of INSANITY! by le Fantome de l'opera reviews
The entire cast of POTO are stuck for three weeks on a train together!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005
The Phantom of The Couch by mamaXunicorn reviews
It starts out as a normal day for two young girls. Two friends who are listening to the phantom of the Opera, when suddenly one of them hears a noise...could it be the The PHantom of The Couch? Note: theses freinds were sugar high. Please R&R. Rated T to
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005
Titanic Capitan Found 93 Years After Disaster by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
The Titanic capitan, E.J. Smith, is found alive in the New York Harbor by a teenager and craziness ensues. Rated T for some mild language
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Captain Smith - Complete
Tales From The Angel Of Mercy by batmanfan reviews
Story told entirly from Laura's POV. All about Flood sequence. Read & Review!
Day After Tomorrow - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2005
Stuck In An Elevator by J. B Jazz reviews
What happens when a disfigured murderer, a beautiful chorus girl, a quiet ballerina, an obnoxious diva, and a fop get stuck in an elevator? Anything...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Phantom Gets Some Felix by Felen reviews
Um.. The title kind of explains it. Erik gets some Felix Felicis. OneShot
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Erik - Complete
Raoul the Beautiful by Nota Lone reviews
To the tune of, America the Beautiful. You can only sing a song so many times in choir before a parody is born... Muahaha. Rating for excessive use of the word fop. Ha. Fop.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2005
Nursery Rhymes by Nota Lone reviews
Remember your favorite nursery rhymes? Well, I've taken them and written the PotO characters their own. Now up: Twinkle Twinkle, Mistress Mary, Humpty Dumpty, Mary had a little Lamb
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005
Have a Holly Jolly Monkmas by Bob Wright reviews
Who would poison one of Julie's friends? Who would blow up Ambrose's house? Is Natalie's husband alive and back? And will the stockings ever be perfectly hung by the chimney with care? Just a few of the questions for Monk to answer this Christmas. NO
Monk - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,682 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005
The Phantomette of the Opera by Ella O'hara reviews
this is the story, only with gender changes. Christine is now Chris,Raoul is now Riley, and Erik is now ERika. Hahahahahah. it will be interesting.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005
Crabby by Maidenhair reviews
What if Christine was a crab and hated everyone, and everything?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005
Letters From the Characters by Lunasariel reviews
Erik, Raoul, Christine, Carlotta courtesy of Daisy Diva, Madame Giry, Meg Giry, and the Persian write to the phans concerning their reactions to phanphiction. Erik is confused! Madame Giry lectures the phans! Raoul is just plain pissed off! COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
The phantom of the Oh look a birdie by Angel-of-Music1331 reviews
COMPLETE! The Story of The Phantom of the Opera. Except Christine has a very short attention span, and memory problems.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Even a mask bears a human on the other side! by marykate65 reviews
POTO fanfic.What if Erik, Fashioned after Gerry's Erik, did get that kiss from Christine when she came back with the ring? This is my supposition on what would happen. Thanks for the reviews, it is now complete... Hope you enjoy. Let me know, thanks MK.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,557 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
The Diary Of An Erik by L'ange d'Erik reviews
A tale of how true love triumphs over all. Actually, it's more a tale of blueberry waffles, foosball tables, and cherry lip gloss, but who am I to say? Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,015 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Together Forever by eriksangelofvoice reviews
As they said that one fateful day, 'together forever'. One shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
In which Christine goes poof by Come like shadows reviews
This is a spoof of the mirror scene. There are some Leroux based parts in this.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Beauty Meets the Phantom by LoverofBalto reviews
Beauty and the BeastPhantom of the Opera Crossover. Erik and Christine show Belle and Beast the ways to true love. Follows BATB plotline.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
Death of an Angel by Gumdrop1 reviews
The Phantom of the Opera: Christine's life and death through Raoul's eyes
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2005
More Than One Way Out by Battlefield Angel reviews
It's silly really. You'd think that such a smart fellow would be able to help his new wife out of her corset, wouldn't you? Just so you know, this is a one shot...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Christine - Complete
Not Like This! by possumgurl reviews
Raoul is her pathetic knight in not so shiny armor. RAOUL BASHING! If you like Raoul, stay away!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Carlotta's Diary by VAMP32 reviews
-Completed- What happened according to Carlotta. First fan fiction. Thought it may be interesting to see it from Carlotta's view. I will have to complete the series.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Love Me Forever, That's All I ask Of You by Guitarprincess reviews
This is my first Phantom fic, check it out. It is the song "All I ask Of You" in Christine's POV. This is my very first Phantom fic... Hope U all like it
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2005
Dressing Room Rendezvous by The Real Christine Daae reviews
A very short but sweet phic based on the movie.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2005
The Diary Of A Fop by L'ange d'Erik reviews
Companion to "The Diary Of An Erik". Because we all wanted to know why Raoul had cherry flavored lip gloss.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005
The Diary Of A Christine by L'ange d'Erik reviews
You've read about the fop and the social recluse, but you couldn't help but notice that there was something missing. You asked for it, so here it is!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2005
PhanGirl Island by Kianra17 reviews
What happens when Erik is lured to PhanGirl Island? What will happen when he takes Raoul, Christine, and Carlotta with him? R & R! CHAPTER 7 UP!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005
Can It Be? by possumgurl reviews
Can it be? Can it be Christine? A humorous little ficlet set during Think of Me...Contains much Raoulbashing...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Despair by Tsunami Wave reviews
Stop for a moment, and think. Is there anyone who we really have passed over in "Phantom? Because of how she acts, we often shun and deny her. But take a look at her from her eyes in her last moments as we see her. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Complete
I Had An Affair With A Fop! Jerry episode by PhantomGashes reviews
What do you get when Christine brings Erik and Roual onto the Jerry Springer Show. Well read and find out! R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005
Phantom Christmas Carols by Insane and Insaner reviews
What happens when you put Phantom into Christmas? You get really odd Christmas Carols! Read & Review! More coming soon!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/15/2004
Twisting Fate by Miss Phantom reviews
Alternative Ending. How the ending could have gone. Yes I know it's been done over and over. But this is slightly sweet. I'm a big ErikChristine shipper. Please Read and Review.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2004
The Best Chrismukkah Ever: Seriously by Spunky Lily reviews
Parker visits Sam and his infant daughter, Tessa, to liven up the holidays a bit... and perhaps piss off Laura. (Part One of the Chrismukkah with the Halls' series)
Day After Tomorrow - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2004
Don't Open the Door by Jack E. Peace reviews
Sam, Laura, Parker and Jason are passing their Halloween watching horror movies. But it appears that finding the perfect horror movie is easier said then done.
Day After Tomorrow - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004
Tricks Are For Kids by Lucie Brody reviews
Trickortreating in Mexico...need I say more?
Day After Tomorrow - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Complete
Christine Daaé is Dead by The Grasshopper reviews
(COMPLETED!) So says the Paris Epoque.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Complete
Phantom Phairy Tales by The Real Christine Daae reviews
I'm Back! Just as the title suggests. Just one for now. More to come. Pg to be safe.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2003
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2002
The Opera Ghost is Coming to Town by The Real Christine Daae reviews
umm . . . er. . . Santa Claus is coming to town! Yeah, that's it...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/8/2001
Carlotta the Diva by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Frosty the Snowman gets a facelift!!! Too much Raoul-bashing and not enough Carlotta-bashing! More Carlotta haters needed!!!!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2001
Raoul the Little Rich Boy by The Real Christine Daae reviews
Spoof on Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer . . . . another Christmas parody . . . these are so much fun to write!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2001
Jingle the Phantom's Bells by The Real Christine Daae reviews
No. . . it's not what you think you sick people you!!! As requested, more Christmas fun for all you phans!!!!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/27/2001
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THe Phantom of the Jingle Bells reviews
Based off the 2004 movie. All your fav christmas jingles phantomtized! Whee..I spin on my spinny chair...randomness is included...I see a boxelder bug...yes, indeed...hmm...rambling... Aww, had to bump up the rating...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005
Raoul's Revenge reviews
Everybody make for the trees and protect the children: Raoul’s got a marker! And this Fopppio will stop at nothing to get what he wants all of the fop bashers terminated, along with a ducky named Shooku.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Raoul, Erik
Harry Potter and the Idiots of the Iceberg reviews
Erik, Christine, Raoul, Meg and Carlotta from the Phantom of the Opera gets stuck in Antarctica, and Harry and his two friends go to help them...Not for Dora, Boots or Raoul fans, like there are any. Major crossoveriness.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005
Learn to be Lexi reviews
To the tune of Learn to be Lonely, dedicated to my good friend Lex.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Complete
The Moomoo of the Opera reviews
The Phantom of the Opera' and some other songs from everyone's favorite musical rewritten into fun little parodies. With funny randomness. And cows. And cheese. And randomness. And cows. And a guy named Andre
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005
Confessions of an 1870 Opera Singer reviews
What part of the Phantom of the OPera cast think of themselves. The'yre not poems, songs, or stories! They are just notes, AND DO NOT FORGET IT!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005
Raoul gets a Break reviews
Raoul finally gets a break from all the fop bashing. Includes fop bashing! Based off the 2004 movie. Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Raoul - Complete
The Phantom of the Spandex reviews
It's what I imaginged happenes after the whole POTO incident. What would happen if Raoul found a pair of spandex while searching through Christine's clothes?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete