Beyond the Bedroom
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Joined 11-01-16, id: 8423884, Profile Updated: 12-22-16
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight.

Beyond the Bedroom: A Twilight Fanfic Contest

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We like smut. We looooooove smut. But! It's not all about glistening folds and pulsating penises and thrusting deep and orgasming five times when you were a virgin two minutes ago. So write us some original lemons. Awkward sex. Unexpected sex. Kinky sex. Hilarious sex. Sexy sex that avoids cliche terms like 'moist love canal'and such. Also, maybe some story around sex so that it's not entirely PWP. Heh.

We're not going to disqualify anyone on the basis of 'not original enough,' so just give it your best shot.

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HOSTS: Snowflakelover, Lotus Wright, and MissBreakingSanity (honorary yet mostly invisible host due to pregnancy)

VALIDATORS: Archy12 and vampbirch

SECRET KEEPER: SandPrincess13

EMERGENCY BETA: Alice's White Rabbit and Sunflowerfran

BANNER MAKER: Beegurl13

JUDGES: Dooba, Beegurl13, Nolebucgrl, Fyrebyrd, Dustybritches01 and GemmaH

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SUBMISSION DATES: Dec 10 - Jan 19

VOTING: Jan 24 - Feb 7

ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS: Feb 12

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CONTEST RULES:

- Word limit: 3000 - 10000

- Beta'd stories only

- Any pairing, or multiples if that's what you're going for, is welcome. No incest, bestiality, pedophilia, rape, etc.

- Max two submissions & two collaborations per author are allowed.

- Entries may be continued after the contest, but it should work as a stand-alone one-shot story for the contest!

- Anonymous, so don't go blabbing about your own entry!

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SUBMISSION GUIDELINES:

Please submit beta'd entries to beyondthebedroomcontest@gmail.com, with the following information:

- Subject/Email Header: Beyond the Bedroom Contest Entry

- Beta: (will be removed before posting)

- Facebook name and/or Twitter handle: (to tag you when winners are announced)

- Pen name: (will be removed before posting)

- Title:

- Summary:

- Pairing:

- Rating:

- Word Count:

- DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its inclusive material is copyright to Stephenie Meyer. Original creation, including but not limited to plot and characters, is copyright to the respective authors of each story. No copyright infringement is intended.

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Penniless reviews
: What is a courtesan to do when the man of her dreams is penniless? Money can't buy love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/22 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In-Ur-Endo reviews
Bella's one-liners never seem to work. That is, until she meets what she thinks is a hot nerd in a bar. Looks can be deceiving.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/22 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bless Me, Father reviews
Bella is completely obsessed with the very attractive Edward Cullen, which is inconvenient since he's also the town priest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,816 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/22 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Then and Now reviews
Sometimes we fall multiple times before rising and getting it right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19 - Edward, Senna - Complete
Dino-rific in the Library reviews
As a maintenance worker by day, Archeology student by night, Edward didn't have much free time for anything. That included his girlfriend and fellow Archeology student, Bella. So one day on his lunch break, while Bella was doing research at the library, he paid her a dino-rific visit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/19 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red reviews
An unknown world with unknown desires. Bella finds out just how much fun she can have with two certain blonde men and blood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/12 - Bella, Caius, Jasper - Complete
Going Greyhound reviews
He's the ultimate bad boy. She's the consummate good girl. Could one night's ride on a Greyhound bus bring them together? All human, AU Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/12 - Bella, Edward
Subspace reviews
When Lady Isabella booked a training session with a new couple, she never expected to find her next submissive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/12 - Bella, Edward
The Things We Share reviews
Carlisle had been very generous in sharing his passions and teachings to his nephew and adopted son. Is it now Edward's time to return the favor? Entry for Beyond the Bedroom - Three points of view.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/12 - Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Esme
You Asked for It reviews
After listening to the pet peeves of the girls throwing this contest, I knew I had to torment them. I kept it brief. You're welcome. If there's nothing in this story that makes you cringe, I'm not doing it right. Honestly? Neither are these three.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/12 - Bella, Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Day in the Life reviews
When it comes to sexy times, sometimes you have to work for it. On days like today Bella and Edward have to work a little harder to get the when and the where right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12 - Bella, Edward
Spicing Things Up reviews
Me Tarzan...you Jane, but when things need spicin' up, can a southern gent inject a little more excitement than a mere jungle romp?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/7 - Complete
The Peacock and the Crane reviews
Queen or wife. Prince or husband. War or peace. Let the games begin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/7 - Complete
Perspective reviews
Sometimes, more isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's all about perspective.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/5 - Complete
Good Girl reviews
Mother wanted me to be a good girl, and I just wanted to find the right boy.If only we could both get what we wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,318 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/5 - Complete
Big Mac reviews
Under the golden arches, a good girl wishes for a night of excitement. Her opportunity arrives clad in a leather jacket at the drive-thru window.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Complete
Take Me Higher reviews
High elevations sometimes bring out the best in people, and that's exactly what happened on the Ferris wheel that night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/31/2016 - Complete
KINK: Home of the Brave and the Sexually Depraved reviews
Behind closed doors, you can be anything, do everything, and explore your heightened libido with no restraints. Let your imagination be your sexual guide. Go beyond the walls of simple sex. Kink is your haven for any scenario; name your pleasure and satisfaction is guaranteed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Second Chance reviews
He loves her, and he's not afraid to show it. She loves him, but she's terrified of admitting it. When her past encroaches upon their present, it's up to her to protect their future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,262 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete