Beyond the Bedroom: A Twilight Fanfic Contest

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We like smut. We looooooove smut. But! It's not all about glistening folds and pulsating penises and thrusting deep and orgasming five times when you were a virgin two minutes ago. So write us some original lemons. Awkward sex. Unexpected sex. Kinky sex. Hilarious sex. Sexy sex that avoids cliche terms like 'moist love canal'and such. Also, maybe some story around sex so that it's not entirely PWP. Heh.

We're not going to disqualify anyone on the basis of 'not original enough,' so just give it your best shot.

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HOSTS: Snowflakelover, Lotus Wright, and MissBreakingSanity (honorary yet mostly invisible host due to pregnancy)

VALIDATORS: Archy12 and vampbirch

SECRET KEEPER: SandPrincess13

EMERGENCY BETA: Alice's White Rabbit and Sunflowerfran

BANNER MAKER: Beegurl13

JUDGES: Dooba, Beegurl13, Nolebucgrl, Fyrebyrd, Dustybritches01 and GemmaH

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SUBMISSION DATES: Dec 10 - Jan 19

VOTING: Jan 24 - Feb 7

ANNOUNCING THE WINNERS: Feb 12

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CONTEST RULES:

- Word limit: 3000 - 10000

- Beta'd stories only

- Any pairing, or multiples if that's what you're going for, is welcome. No incest, bestiality, pedophilia, rape, etc.

- Max two submissions & two collaborations per author are allowed.

- Entries may be continued after the contest, but it should work as a stand-alone one-shot story for the contest!

- Anonymous, so don't go blabbing about your own entry!

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SUBMISSION GUIDELINES:

Please submit beta'd entries to beyondthebedroomcontest@, with the following information:

- Subject/Email Header: Beyond the Bedroom Contest Entry

- Beta: (will be removed before posting)

- Facebook name and/or Twitter handle: (to tag you when winners are announced)

- Pen name: (will be removed before posting)

- Title:

- Summary:

- Pairing:

- Rating:

- Word Count:

- DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its inclusive material is copyright to Stephenie Meyer. Original creation, including but not limited to plot and characters, is copyright to the respective authors of each story. No copyright infringement is intended.

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