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Too lazy to write, but full of crazy ideas. Maybe someday I'll fix the first one.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29698 - Favs: 15,888 - Follows: 14,288 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 266,304 - Reviews: 13541 - Favs: 16,391 - Follows: 13,752 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Vivio's Happy Family Magical Theater by DezoPenguin reviews
A collection of various shorts and longer omakes that I've posted on the AnimeSuki forums. Pretty much purely random gag stuff.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 26,827 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/19/2008
Infinity by Moczo reviews
The Book of Darkness case is over, giving Nanoha and company some much-needed rest. But the peace ends abruptly as a pair of unknown mages descend on Earth, seeking a lost artifact and reigniting an ancient conflict. It's time to save the world again...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 348,816 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Nanoha T., Fate T., Hayate Y., Precia T.
Family by Cylor reviews
To save an innocent, the Titans are forced to cooperate with their worst enemy. Little do they know that this mission is unlike any they've faced before, and the true enemy may not be the one they think...and when the smoke finally clears, nothing will ever be the same again.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,067 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Raven, Robin, Slade, Jericho
Why Tsukune Should Never Eat the Cookies by lord of the land of fire reviews
A series of comedic scenes and one shots set in Rosario Vampire. Please enjoy and do not take seriously
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/26/2009
Functioning Alcoholic by Solblight reviews
Ibuik Suika is a permanent guest at the Hakurei Shrine, but does Reimu know exactly what Suika does when she's not around? Or even when she IS around? Join Suika on her misadventures as she uh... she uh... Hic! What was I doing again...?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Suika I., Kogasa T. - Complete
The Secret Ingredient is Love by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. Set after HF True... sorta. Sakura and Shirou's relationship has hit a rocky patch, and they need to have a very important discussion. But it seems they might not be on the same page... or rather, in the same kitchen...
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Shirō E., Sakura M. - Complete
The Female Pirates of Hogwarts by Nikki Flinn reviews
It's a commonly known fact that there is nothing quite as sexy as a female pirate. There's just something about the way she looks at you that makes you grab your bits while wondering what she's like in bed. Currently Hogwarts hosted three female pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 4,394 - Follows: 2,297 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Alice's Glorious Homestead Defense by X to the Zoltan reviews
The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
A Modest Proposal by Nate Grey reviews
As Moka and Tsukune begin their honeymoon, the other girls are feeling disappointed. At least, they are until Kurumu realizes that four able-bodied monster girlfriends isn't a pity party: it's just a party waiting to happen.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Kurumu K., Yukari S. - Complete
Hello there sensei by Kruger-k reviews
Fresh out of college, Kuga Nasuki has just landed a new job as the history teacher at Fuka academy. But what she thought would be an easy job soon turns into a game of cat and mouse between her and a certain third year student. ShizNat M just to be safe
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,076 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Natsuki K., Shizuru F.
Scarlet by Susilo reviews
For every problem, there is a solution. Yet, not all solutions are arrived at by the use of ethical means. Such is the case for Remilia Scarlet. Nevertheless, no matter what tactics she is forced to use, she will not be denied what belongs to her.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,017 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Reimu H., Remilia S.
The Breakdown of Yuki Nagato by Netherwood reviews
Endless Eight. Trapped in eternity, Yuki Nagato's sanity is slowly crumbling-and the only thing that can save her is a promise.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Yuki N., Kyon - Complete
Nice Girls Finish Last by Reven Firebane reviews
The girls' final year has started. Little do they know that the thought of separation will bring them only that much closer together... MioxRitsu, YuixAzusa, and MugixMystery! Please read and review! Thank you in advance! Rated T for safety. Shōjo-ai.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,391 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
Vampire Fate by Satashi reviews
AU. Fate is a vampire with her sights set on a girl who is just trying to live her life normally. When their very different worlds collide, the two must find ways to accept each other and make it through their hardships.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,620 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Nanoha T., Fate T.
Ame no Murakumo ga Miteru: Red String by DezoPenguin reviews
In a future lifetime, they will once again meet and fall in love. Where that destiny leaves off, begins what they, their friends, and their family will have to make of it.
Kannazuki no Miko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,938 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - [Himeko K., Chikane H.] - Complete
Bluff by Lynx Klaw reviews
Jinx wants a relationship with a Titan. Raven is her best candidate, but the odds are stacked against her. When you can't win honestly, sometimes you have to bluff. Jinx/Raven one-shot!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/17/2010 - [Jinx, Raven] - Complete
Awkward by Fem-inja reviews
The boys of the Titans tower thought they had a pretty good grasp on the definition of awkward...." Raven/Starfire. Oneshot. Nothing explicit, just rated M to be safe.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
Less than Three by gooberliberation reviews
Having missed out on seeing Lilly and Hanako during her visit due to a field trip, Akira has Hisao take her out on a "date."
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hisao N., Akira
On the Nature of Bathing by gooberliberation reviews
Emi expresses confusion over the boundaries and terms of her friendship with Rin during bath time. Yuri/Shoujo-ai
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Emi I., Rin T. - Complete
Hamburgers, Nightlights, and the Event Horizon by gooberliberation reviews
While spending summer vacation at Akira's place, Hanako contemplates stealing a kiss from Lilly. Yuri/Shoujo-ai.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Hanako I., Lilly S. - Complete
Manga Modeling by Dimglow reviews
Lucky Star yuri fanfiction. Originally posted in 2007. Returning by popular demand. Please read http://forum./topic/35721/23679886/1/ before contacting the author.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Minami I., Yutaka K. - Complete
Take It! Inspiration! by Mankiis reviews
I really fail at life. I daydream about a nonexistent relationship between two of my friends, and I have a crush on my other friend. On top of that, inspiration just won't come to me when I'm drawing! Maybe today, Christmas, I'll get something right..?
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hiyori T., Patricia M. - Complete
Wilful Fortnight by Little Donkey reviews
Sequel to Winter Month. Fifty-five days, Mio realises, is a long time.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
Blood & Spirit by DezoPenguin reviews
The feelings of those left behind can be as strong as those of the ones who pass into the future; Arisa and Suzuka are forced to come face to face with those feelings when Nanoha's world forces itself into theirs. Expect many Triangle Hearts references.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,872 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - [Alisa B., Suzuka T.] - Complete
Winter Month by Little Donkey reviews
She goes to university and, unlike her classmates, she's not looking for a relationship at the moment. That's what Mio tells herself every day.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
A Mistake by Aesyl reviews
One-shot. Yumi lets something slip and scrambles to pick up the mess she made.
Saki/咲 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Yumi K., Momoko T. - Complete
Compatibility by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Team 8 in a quiet moment during the timeskip, with lots of speculation about the origin and nature of the Aburame clan's bond with their kikkai. Fluffy enough to rot your teeth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hinata H., Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Yumi by Lestaki reviews
Graduating from High School, Yumi remains more worried about the past than hopeful for the future. But the holiday is one last chance for her to shine in love and in mahjong. She who dares, wins. Yumi x Momo and cameos.
Saki/咲 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,323 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Yumi K., Momoko T.
Love & Friendship by Leiser reviews
I like being with you. When you fall down I don’t give you my hand out of pity. I do it because I want to. You are my best friend. When I’m with you I feel truly, truly happy. Overjoyed, even!
Ichigo Mashimaro - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
Bad Dream by SuperSoaker321 reviews
Flandre has a bad dream and needs to confirm something in real life to help her convince that it never happened. - Oneshot. FlandreXRemilia
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Flandre S., Remilia S. - Complete
Team Heatstroke by The Bellmaker reviews
When team 8 ventures into the desert, they still don't shed their coats... Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Yakimochi by firetucks reviews
"I wasn't sleeping, I was resting my eyes! I can sense you from a mile!" Yeah right, and you knew Mugi kissed you… …wait, why am I even thinking about that!
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Ritsu T., Mio A. - Complete
Involve by I or Eye reviews
Ritsu lends Tsumugi a helping hand. Sort of. Completed: 03.05.2009
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tsumugi K., Mio A. - Complete
Default Highschool Girl by Mad Pierrot Le Fou reviews
What's a girl to do when she loses her inspiration? Why something drastically hilarious of course! Hiyori suffers from massive writers block, and comes up with a drastic plan to surmount the odds.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Hiyori T., Kagami H.
To Catch A Raven by Lynx Klaw reviews
How do you catch a Raven? Well, if you don't know, then Jinx does. It helps if you have a plan. Let's see how Jinx did it... Jinx/Raven.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,211 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - [Jinx, Raven] - Complete
Domesticated by Baka Gaijin30 reviews
Oneshot. Usagi calls Haruka's bluff.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Haruka T./Sailor Uranus - Complete
Saved by the Bell by Satashi reviews
High school setting, AU. A seventeen Nanoha meets Fate on the first day at a new school, forever intertwining their destinies.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,861 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Innocent Tool by Lesser Master reviews
Nao finds a broken hearted Mikoto crying in the rain. She takes her in and soon starts falling in love with her, as well as using her, to show Mai that she isn't such a good doer. might be rated M later for Lemon
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Mikoto M., Nao Y. - Complete
Tourmaline Feelings by Satashi reviews
Tia gets promoted and is transferred to another division to continue her way to the top of the ranks. Subaru doesn't take the news very well.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Teana L., Subaru N. - Complete
Haunted by Ghost reviews
Waking up with a ghost in her bed, Kazumi contemplates her relationship with Sayo. Short one shot.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Fork, or How To Stab A Potato by EmaniaHilel reviews
[OneShot] “It must be Thursday,” he muttered. “I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Cyborg, Raven - Complete
Comfort by EmaniaHilel reviews
[OneShot] Raven Starfire friendship. Raven suddenly realizes that she's not as immune to shows of friendship as she otherwise thought she was.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Veniae by teresa reviews
Raven searches for a way to reverse the process that has imprisoned Terra, but along the way, she finds more than she bargained for. Rated PG13 just to be safe.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,497 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Azumanga Daioh Plus Six by Luna Murphy aka Anj reviews
After six years of college in the United States, Chiyo-chan returns to Japan to visit all of her old high school friends . . . and to confess her love for Sakaki.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,054 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2004
Sakura, her Lion and her Departing Friend by lyrebird reviews
[complete] Tomoyo leaves for America. How will Sakura deal with her new feelings? Maybe Cerberus can help... mainly SakuraxTomoyo, with a little SakuraxCerberus
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Sakura K., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Tomoyo and the Dragon by John Fiala reviews
If magic exists, then dragons may too. And if they do, they might scoop up a virgin! Oh, what will happen to Tomoyo?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2001 - Tomoyo D., Sakura K.
Frame: Pieces of Her Soul by Luriko-Ysabeth reviews
A look into the mind of my favorite character in Card Captor Sakura. COMPLETE.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2001 - Tomoyo D. - Complete