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Joined 06-28-05, id: 842766, Profile Updated: 05-09-10
Author has written 3 stories for Uglies, Kaleido Star, and Card Captor Sakura.

Hello!

You have obviously happened across my profile because you are either lost, extremely bored or simply like my stories.
Well, I might as well introduce myself.

Jade
17 years old
England

I have black & pink hair, blue eyes and love to write.

In my spare time I usually write, read, listen to music or watch anime.


I absoloutely HATE people who describe everything a character is wearing. For example:

Sakura pulled on her pink and white shirt which had a picture of a cat chasing five mice around a room, the shirt had long sleeves and with it she wore a pink checked wristband which was made of the type of material she liked, then she pulled on blue skinny jeans that she really liked because across the back they had ANGEL written with a halo above the G and wings on the E and L and they were dark denim.

Et cetera...
Yeah... how boring was that?


Here is a list of anime I love! -CardCaptor Sakura
Ayashi no Ceres
F
ushigi Yuugi
Saint Tail
Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne
Glass Mask
Itazura Na Kiss
Hatenkou Yuugi (dazzle)
And loads more!

Here is a list of authors I love! -

Meg Cabot

Scott Westerfeld

Sarah Dessen
Sarra Manning
Christopher Paolini
Stephenie Meyer
J.K Rowling
Mary Hooper

And loads more!

Here is a list of bands I love! -

Yellowcard
Elliot Minor
McFly
Go!Audio
Fall Out Boy
Bon Jovi
Alexz Johnson
Paramore
And loads more!

Ships

Twilight: Jacob/Nessie, Jacob/Bella, Jasper/Bella, Seth/Nessie, I do read lots of Bella/Edward though, obviously.

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Luna, Rose/Scorpio, Draco/Ginny, Some Draco/Hermione, Fred/Hermione/George

Uglies: David/Tally, David/Shay

CCS: Sakura/Syaoran. obviously.

KKJ: Maron/Chiaki.

UPDATE; 09/05/10: New story up. Tally/David oneshot.

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Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,368 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Art Of Online Dating by Delilah Lovett reviews
Bella and Alice have decided to try eHarmony just before going off to college. Will they find Mr. Right? Follow their adventures as they meet some handsome men online and discover what love is, and isn't. AU AH Kinda OOC BxE, AxJ, RxEm. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,855 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Alice
Aftermath 5yrs later by ZimXGir reviews
Did you ever wonder what happens when Sen returns to find her beloved Haku getting MARRIED and to find that she is a wise and powerful... Please R&R! Can Chihiro REALLY be SO evil as to paint her walls with BLOOD?
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,144 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 9/25/2004
Because Of A Notebook by x.roxmysox.x reviews
What you would do if your friend gave you a notebook? No. What would you do if your friend gave a popular guy's notebook with all his deepest thoughts in it instead of the notes she was supposedly supposed to bring to study with? ON HOLD! T-T
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,795 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Blossoms by Royal blueKitsune reviews
Individual snippets and one shots that target Sora Naegino and Leon Oswald. First date, first crush, first love...written for the LJ community 30 dates.
Kaleido Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,852 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Leon O., Sora N.
Misunderstood by bunniPOP reviews
The new girl in town. The biggest star in Japan. But, what's this? The number one star... a math tutor? SxS, R&R!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Edward's MasterCard by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Te Amo, Querida by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
Due to an assignment set by her professor, Suze jets off to Spain to further study her English essay topic. On the way she meets a total hottie, who just happens to be part of family she'll be staying with. His name is Jesse de Silva ... but he's engaged.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
The Ballad of Suze Simon by Moondancing Millie reviews
Fed up of being the former pop sensation that was dropped from her label after her ex fiance, Paul, was found cheating with new chart topper Kelly Prescott, Suze is on a mission to expose Paul to the world, aided by the delectable Detective De Silva...
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,057 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
If Only You Knew by Solana13 reviews
Ch. 38!When a mishap in Knockturn Alley leaves Ginny in Draco's debt, things get a little confusing. Featuring lots of witty banter or at least my attempt at it romance, Deatheaters, an enchanted necklace, and Draco in a Weasley Christmas sweater!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,237 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Woes of Harry Potter by I-Confuse-Everyone reviews
Harry Potter meet Fanfiction. Fanfiction meet Harry Potter. What problems does Harry encounter while online? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Time Travel Making Good Use of an Overused Plot by thenlaugh reviews
COMPLETE preHBP. Lily, James, Remus and Sirius break Remus' time turner and are sent forward 21 years, to where Harry is slightly messed up in his seventh year. LJ mainly. My first proper story. I can't believe I ever wrote HarrySusan... Eww.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,117 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4651 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Reluctant Chaser by Mardia reviews
When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,700 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Being Syaoran's prize reviews
17 year old Sakura studies too hard for romance. Her best friend Tomoyo disagrees and plants a love coupon into their ticket booth at the Summer Fair, hoping Sakura's perfect guy will find it. Unfortunately, the man that does draw it is none other than S
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Unguarded reviews
A Leon-centered drabble on his thoughts about Sora. L/S
Kaleido Star - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Leon O., Sora N. - Complete
Coward reviews
David's thought on Tally Youngblood. Davids POV. Oneshot. Light onesided David/Tally.
Uglies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - David, Tally Y.