hide bio
Poll: Are you more likely to read a story if it's complete? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-28-05, id: 842894, Profile Updated: 05-10-15
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a male of 25 years. I love writing. I am in love with the Harry Potter series, and J. K. Rowling has inspired my writing more than any other author. I love her and I love Harry Potter and everyone in it!

A bit more about myself: I am fantastic at getting my feelings across in the written word, but it's been a long journey trying to assert myself in person. Campaigning for LGBTQ rights for the past few years has helped bring me out of my shell a lot, though. :D

I love to play piano so, so very much. I love to read and watch movies, but I'm only now managing to get back into these hobbies that I had so cultivated before I graduated college.

I answer all my reviews. And whenever I go through and reread my reviews--it pumps me up to write more fanfiction--I'm very serious here! So please make me happy and review! You'll really help along my plot bunnies by doing so. Oh, but I do have to note that I'm unable to reply to your reviews if you leave an anonymous review, so unless you really don't want me to answer, sign in before you review, or otherwise the site won't let me respond.

Oh, and I've also decided to join the Reviews Revolution, started by Lexie-H and Purple Armodillo, who are the managers and staff of the community The Reviews Lounge. Pretty much, all of us authors get loads of hits, but way too few reviews. So:

I, Islander2, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

Please join the revolution! Or at least review when you read. :D

Also, I'd like to start a revolution of my own. Let's call it the Anti-Slash-Warning Revolution. What is it? Well, if you're writing a story that has Cho in it, are you going to put in the author's notes: "Warning! This story has Cho Chang in it! If reading about Asians offends you, skip this story." Of course you wouldn't. What if you were writing a Ginny/Dean romance? Would you say: "Warning! Ginny/Dean romance! Anyone offended by interracial romance should go elsewhere." Never! So why do we feel so compelled to post slash warnings at the beginning of all our slash stories? If it's an M-rated story, post a warning for sexual content. If it's T-rated, post a warning for mild sexual content. But simply posting a warning because of slash content implies there's something wrong or inappropriate about being LGBTQ. So:

I, Islander2, do solemnly swear that I will stop posting slash warnings because it perpetuates the prejudice that being gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, or queer is somehow more inappropriate than being heterosexual.

This movement was started August 1st, 2010. If I write more fanfiction after this, and if it has slash material, I will not post a slash warning. Other warnings (for sex, violence, language, drug use, thematic material, etc.), yes. But not a slash warning.

Also, keep in mind I started writing fanfiction when I was 15. I was truly in another world when I was 15... it's actually sort of ridiculous how much I've changed since then. Hell, it's ridiculous how much I've changed even since I was 18 or 19! Or in just the past year, for that matter. So just keep that in mind when reading my old stuff!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

And on the Seventh Day He Sqyubbed by Sqyub reviews
Satan was displeased with Adam and Even's plain, vanilla sex. How were they supposed to horrify and sicken the Lord if he didn't invent kink?
Bible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Adam, Eve - Complete
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 3,958 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Riddles in the Dark: Tom and I by MyPhoenixLament reviews
COMPLETE Danielle Parmellie has been asked to tell the story of her past to Albus Dumbledore. A past which entwines her fate around that of Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,278 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Dear Lord Voldemort by MyPhoenixLament reviews
A lonely child writes a letter to the Dark Lord himself, blaming him for the fate of her broken family. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - OC - Complete
After All by hairymclary reviews
Ginny Weasley is convinced she is in love with Gilderoy Lockhart... but is she? GinnyxLockhart, GinnyxHarry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Ginny W., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Chaser by hairymclary reviews
Minerva McGonagall thinking about what happened when Alicia Spinnet got into the Gryffindor Quidditch team... WARNING: SQUICK femmeslash Minerva McGonagallxAlicia Spinnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Minerva M., Alicia S. - Complete
Polyjuice Potion by phoenical-maniax reviews
Yes, I am twisted. Ron using Polyjuice Potion to imitate Crabbe. Ron having sex with a Polyjuiced Harry a.k.a. Goyle. SLASH! Implied RonxHarry, CrabbexGoyle, RonxGoyle, DumbledorexCrabbe. MANIAC IS BACK! T for paranoia. Part 1 of Amortentia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Ron W., Gregory G. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3973 - Favs: 7,148 - Follows: 1,741 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Damned by Melindaleo reviews
Sequel to PoE. With Harry's power increasing, and Voldemort now aware of the Prophecy, can Harry find a way to destroy him before Voldemort learns the secrets of the ancient texts? Would this be HP Fanfiction if it were? that easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,978 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Blowfish Kiss by Helaros reviews
A twelve-year-old Charlie's just been dumped. Slash and incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Charlie W., Bill W.
Romantic Harry by Blood of the Wolf reviews
Everyone loves Harry Potter. However he has eyes only for one guy....... Himself!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Seduction of Severus Snape by Marie Goos reviews
It's the year after Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort and left Hogwarts... The current seventh years need something to lighten the mood. A Ravenclaw accepts a challenge, proposed by Ginny and Luna: pretend to be in love with Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 168,650 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
The Adventures of Lucius Malfoy, Baby Eater by rufustehshinra reviews
Humor fic. Supposedly funny. Give it try, what've you got to loose?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Ron W., Lucius M.
A Rumor On Fanfiction Net by KrissyKat reviews
It's a filk off of "A Rumor In St. Petersburg" from Anastasia. Read it, you just might me in it! *wink* It's really funny. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2001
HHEEE HEE HEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Motivations for Sex reviews
Voldemort has started a diversity campaign to pull the wool over the eyes of Wizarding public. Draco does his part by starting a Gay Straight Alliance at Hogwarts. So Harry decides to seduce Draco to discover the secret plans of the Dark Side. This should all go as planned, unless Harry gets too romantic and catches feelings for Draco… H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,691 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Transgender Trevor reviews
Ginny's mysterious trips to the Infirmary have her friends worried. Harry thinks she's dying. Ron thinks she's pregnant. Who's really right? And when will Ginny reveal the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Luna, or the Lethifold? reviews
Voldemort and his Death Eaters have taken over Hogwarts. Ginny and Draco are captured trying to escape, and they are brought before Voldemort himself. Now Ginny must make a horrific choice that will determine the fate of her lover. DG, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
About the Father of Ginny's Baby reviews
Ginny Potter has just given birth to a baby boy. The only problem is, she knows it doesn’t belong to her husband. Worse still, Ron seems to have guessed her terrible secret! Oneshot. Over 1000 reads!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Not Much To Look At reviews
As expected, Harry must spend a week in the Hospital Wing to recover from his final battle with Voldemort. But unexpected is this: Poppy Pomfrey finally realizes that her feelings for this ravenhaired boy are stronger than she thought. Oneshot. 1000 read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Poppy P., Harry P. - Complete
The Scarlett Letter reviews
COMPLETE! Scarlett's provocative newsletter has found its way into Hogwarts, leaving the boys spellbound and the girls furious. And she's fallen in love with Goyle! Can things get any thicker? They sure can! Based on true events. Over 3000 reads!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,730 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Gregory G., OC - Complete
On Making Friends reviews
There’s one boy that I will never forget, not for as long I as live... Christina has just moved to Little Whinging, and she befriends a boy named Harry Potter. From the author of Woes of a Midget Owl and Buckbeak's Ferret Dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Sirius's Azkaban reviews
Another poem from Islander, author of Woes of a Midget Owl and Spinning in the Darkness. A sonnet as the title says on Sirius's life in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Spinning in the Darkness reviews
Harry and Hermione have a date in the Room of Requirement in one hour. What will Harry do up in his dormitory until then? SLASH Over 6000 reads! Thanks, everyone! :D Chapter 2 is a second version of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Neverending Reflection reviews
Dobby is remodeling the headmaster’s quarters for McGonagall. In the process, he moves Dumbledore’s Old Bedroom Mirror down into storage with McGonagall’s New Bedroom Mirror. What thus ensues? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - OC, Minerva M. - Complete
Voldemort: A Fable reviews
A fable—what happens when someone tries to please no one? From the creator of “Woes of a Midget Owl” and “Spinning in the Darkness”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Heat reviews
In this fic you will watch Crookshanks as he tries to find his soul mate. When he thinks he's finally found a fantastic feline, will he be able to convince her that they belong together? Pairing: Crookshanks and. . . wouldn't you like to know! Read and fi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Under the Emerald Spell Light reviews
The students. . . the Death Eaters. . . the teachers. . . the Dark Lord himself. . . Hogwarts castle is under attack. Barricaded in the library, a couple has one last talk before the end. Oneshot. ArgusIrma
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Argus F. - Complete
Buckbeak's Ferret Dinner reviews
So Harry seems to have gotten over Sirius's death. But what about Buckbeak, the hippogriff who spent the last two years of the man's life with him? Please R&R not many stories have Buckbeak as a main character :!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Sirius B., Rubeus H. - Complete
Woes of a Midget Owl reviews
Pigwidgeon is very upset because it seems like Ron hates him now. What can Hedwig do to help the poor midget owl? PigwidgeonxHedwig! Only fic of its kind!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Ron W. - Complete