Sweet-KRAZY.03
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Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars.

.A. .Girl. .Called. .Sweet-KRAZY.03.

Once upon a time, in a land far far away there lived a beautiful princess-- ok FINE! I'm lying! She was just some girl that spent her days writing fics, drawing, and watching X-Games. Her name was the same as her dad's for some odd reason, and sounded like something out of the 'Muppets.'Okay, soyou might think that she'd be quite embarresed of her name, and at first she was, but she eventually got used to it (mostly because it sounded 'heavenly'how her 'Knight in Blue Jeans' said it). Anyway, for the security of hertop-secret identitywe shall now address her by 'Purple Llama,' because that's a cool code-name.

Now, Purple Llama was a simple girl. She liked to watch 'SMALLVILLE', 'THE SIMPSONS', and 'FAMILY GUY,' and loved listening to the radio where they sometimes played her fav songs like that song that she likes but she doesn't know what it's called--

Purple Llama: Hey! I'm so gonna' find out one day. You just wait!

Uh, yes... Whatever. Other than that, you'd find her sitting in front of her laptop, her headphones booming songs like 'THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT' by the Backstreet boys, 'JUMP!' by Simple Plan, 'GONE' by Switchfoot, 'JUST ONE' by Hoobastank, 'HE WASN'T' by Avril Lavigne, and many others. Yep, all was well in her neck of the magical sugar-cookie-producing woods. That is until that one fateful evening when she went to the movies to see 'STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH!' Just like in that song by New Found Glory, "It's all downhill from here...", that's exactly what happened.

Purple Llama: Oh shut-up.

She became OBSESSED! OBSESSED I TELLS YA'!

Purple Llama: Dude, chilax already, will you?

Righteous... Goozephraba... goozephraba... Okay, I think I'm cool now. As I was saying, from that moment on, Purple Llama declared herself a genuine 'STAR WARS' fan. At least she wasn't as obsessive about 'LORD OF THE RINGS' anymore. Oh, that was a nightmare... (shudders)

So Purple Llama went on to come up with many fics that have to do with 'STAR WARS.' While writing them she would add in some of her fav quotes like "BOO-YAH!" and "MY BACK HURTS!" Why those are her fav quotes... we may never know...

Purple Llama: Actually, it's because the first one is what one my friend's used to say a lot, and the second one is just one that I like.

Hey! Are you narrating here, or me?

Purple Llama: Seeing as this is MY bio--

I hope you get eaten by giant clam.

Purple Llama: The feeling's mutual.

(insert color-ful words here) Yeah, so in the end, Purple Llama and her fellow peeps lived happily ever after. Her fics are still in production, but will someday see the light of day. Hopefully, 'Princess Purple Llama' (with the help of her dashing knight) will be able to slay the ferocious dragon called 'SCHOOL' and continue with supplying her fellow villager's with updates.Just cross your fingers and wish really hard, and VOILA! As for the status of the updates, Purple Llamahas been kind enough to donate them to this fairy-tale:

1. Daddy, Are You a Vampire: Chappy 3 is now POSTED! Ain't that just dandy? 4 is in production!

Purple Llama: Oh yeah, and in the end, Purple Llama and her 'Knight' get married and live in big castle in the sky forever and ever. (blush) Hehehehe...

.The End.

The purple llamas, giant clams, and dragons called 'SCHOOL' are property of .Sweet-KRAZY.03.'s farfetch'd imagination and were not harmed in the making of this really strange fairy-tale. If you have any concerns or comments, please contact her at R0krChiK13@hotmail.com. Thanx a billion plus one dudes_

NOW, A MESSAGE FROM OUR FRUITACIOUS SPONSORS:

May the Force be with you.

'Da' leaf ish greener on deh' west side...'

R0K OUT, WAY OUT!

Suger cookies ROK MY SOX WAAAAAY OFF!

xoxoxo ~ .Sweet-KRAZY.03.

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The Jedi Council: Behind the Scenes by WearTheMask reviews
What really happens during an average day of the Jedi Council. Parody. Meaning much OOCness. Read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,069 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/5/2005
I'm Sorry, Master by Smenzer reviews
A funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,809 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
The Letter by Nubian Queen reviews
Anakin and Padme both write a letter to their as yet unborn child. Years later, their children have a chance to read their parents first, and last, words to them. Written in two parts.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker
Diary of a Dark Lord by Princess of Ithilien reviews
Take a peek into the mind of our favorite evil Lord, Darth Vader, as you read through his entries. R&R NEW SIXTEENTH CHAPTER
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
Enemy Vessels by Smenzer reviews
A unique Luke Vader story that involves Japanese Monsters. Whenever Luke gets near a radar screen he makes giant monsters! What will Vader do? Gamera and Godzilla! Very funny! kaiju
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Star Wars Sitcom by madeye reviews
AU fic that follows Anakin and Padme's family life with the twins, and Yoda and Obi Wan. UPDATE: The show has been picked up for a third season.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005
Star Wars: Revenge of the Myth by LunaDea reviews
Palpatine's plot to create an evil empire has been foiled, and all is right with the universe. That doesn't mean that Anakin & Co. can't still get into a lot of trouble... Chapter 46: The Skywalkers are homeless. What to do?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 45,179 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Change of Fate by CrazyAni reviews
What if the Force could grant your greatest desire? Luke Skywalker wishes to have known his father before he turned to the Dark Side. Could he change the fate of the galaxy by meeting Anakin? ROTS AU, timetravel. COMPLETED.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 169,687 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Souls of Demons by Pyxelle reviews
Vader turns Luke to the Dark Side, but is horrified by the monster his son becomes. He defies the Sith, hoping to become the Jedi Anakin Skywalker once more, but can he save Luke from Darkness when he still fights a demon inside himself?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,715 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S.
Meet the Parents by Summer's Sun reviews
[Complete: AU] Padme’s parents know that she’s married, but they don’t know to who. So when Padme and Anakin are asked back to Naboo, for a ‘family reunion’ things do not goes as planned.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,114 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
What Could've Been by Coral Candy reviews
What if Vader could see what his life would have been like if he hadn't turned? His life with Padme and his family.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader
26 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader by Swyn Song reviews
A wierd thing I came up with when I was bored in History. Oneshot. Please R and R.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Darth Vader
Sanctuary by zgirl21 reviews
Alternate Universe where Anakin wasn't accepted into the Jedi Order and was sent back to Tatooine instead. Padme is never far from his thoughts but one day, he receives devastating news...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,031 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006
Sparks by Fialleril reviews
Anakin Skywalker makes the only truly free decision of his life.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
The Truth by MJ Mink reviews
AU. Complete! As a child, Luke is told the true identity of his father & the knowledge has a traumatic effect. Eventually father & son meet & neither is what the other expected.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 85,434 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader
School days by Littlethumbs reviews
AU: Its Parent’s evening at InterGalactic Middle School, Anakin and Padme are about to find out that Luke and Leia aren’t the model pupils.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S.
The Men Behind the Masks by Christy Tortland reviews
What do Darth Vader and the Phantom of the Opera have in common? Well, we'll find out! Also starring Padme, Christine, Raoul, and ObiWan. POTO crossover.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Lost? by AmaranthineSomnium reviews
ObiWan Kenobi and his young Padawan, Anakin Skywalker, have been assigned to a new mission. And Anakin doesn't seem to be having a very good day...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Reparation by Siaynoqsbride reviews
Sequel to 'Forever.' Anakin is now back to the Light Side through the grace of Padme, and sets off to find his children... but nothing is as simple as it seems. Angst, Romance, AU, Update 3.12.06
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Glimpse at the Tear by agentjedi reviews
On their way back to Naboo, Anakin proposes to Padmé.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Odes to Star Wars Characters by swiftykenobi reviews
A few humerous poems dedicated to our favorite Star Wars characters. Chapter four has cordially been reserved for dear Lord Sidious.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Darth Vader
Penpals by Smenzer reviews
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader start writing letters to each other, unaware of who the other really is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,865 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Sparks by Smenzer reviews
Palpatine tells Luke the story of how he invented Sith Lightning while Vader watches. Story includes funny twist. AU of ROTJ throne room scene. OneShot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Luke S., E. Palpatine - Complete
Restricted! Top Secret! by Smenzer reviews
Luke has an embarrassing secret and Vader finds out! Very short story with a surprise ending.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Wet Wookie by Smenzer reviews
Luke buys some air fresheners from Lando and one accidentily gets stuck to the back of Vader's helmet! Chaoes breaks out! Very funny!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Pickpocket by Aladailey reviews
Having a wallet stolen could happen to anyone, even if you're the very pregnant Senator from Naboo. [oneshot, missing scene from rots]
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Padmé Amidala, Han S.
The Dark Load of the Sith by Loke Groundrunner reviews
While Palpatine's away at a seminar, Lord Vader has to do his laundry! Disaster is evident.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Thankful by Smenzer reviews
A Thanksgiving story with Luke and Vader as Anakin after ROTJ.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Emperor's Gift, The Emperor's Curse by jmsbndgrl reviews
AU Former Senator Padme Amidala has been thrown out of her office when Palpatine declared himself Emperor. She is now his prisoner. Vader in this fic is without his suit and has never met Padme before.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,112 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Empire's TV Commercials by Son of Skywalker reviews
We see them on TV everyday. What would happen if the Empire produced them? Read this! Yes it's short, but it is HILARIOUS!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Darth Vader
Its Raining, Its Pouring, The Old Man Is Snoring by Miss-Jedi reviews
This is a story of little Ani and his very first rain storm. ObiWan had the misfortune to be there.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Naked Baaaaaaaaaby by redhedjedi reviews
Just a short cute moment in the life of the Skywalker family.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
The Dark Side by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
UPDATED! Anakin, and Dustfinger have floated to a small planet in the vicinty of Beetle Juice, where a little has read a strange note.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
Return To Mustafar by i love Anakin reviews
AU! Luke and Padme go to Mustafar and Luke finds out a few things about his parents past. Rated a bit higher just in case!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005
Stay With Me by VA-Parky reviews
A peek into one of Padme and Anakin’s all too rare mornings together . FLUFFY ONESHOT.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Last of Their Love by fancy-bread reviews
AnakinPadme. Very short one shot. Time frame: Just before Anakin leaves for Mustafar. Story line: Anakin and Padme share their last moment together before Anakin loses his sane mind on Mustafar.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
BRUTE FORCE by ArdenAshwood2 reviews
The Senate have finally made a Jedi reality show. Five Jedi trapped in one house for two months... who will be there? Who will be eliminated? Who is the fifth mystery guest? Who brought the THONG? Chapter FOURTEEN HERE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Washed Away by Abigail33 reviews
RotS AU. What if Padme was so worried about Anakin that she went looking for him that night of his turn to the Dark Side? Please Review!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,869 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Don't Look Back by MJ Mink reviews
Vader meets his six year old son in a unique way – they switch bodies.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Luke, I am your Mushroom by RandomnessRox reviews
What happens when Padme walks in on Anakin chopping up a mushroom? Disaster. A very prolonged disaster. Rated T because T is cool. R&R! COMPLETED
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
A Monster by Saoirse3473 reviews
Full Summary inside... simply, AnakinVader thinks about what he did when he turned and realized he screwed up. Contemplates suicide...me getting over writer's block...read the full summary and AN. No Flames...R&R. Thanx.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
The Adventures of Anakin Sleepwalker by 2ndHandGuitar reviews
Silliness! Very funny version of Ep 3, but the force is now not energy but...chocolate? please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
I Killed Them by East Coast Ryder reviews
A young Luke finds a very old security recording in the Lars's garage. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Lights in the Valley Outshine the Sun by Elizabeth7 reviews
Alternate Universe – What would happen if Padme survived and Darth Vader finds out? Padme & Anakin Darth Vader [NOW COMPLETE]
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,534 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
Don't Worry by YellowDartVader reviews
Padme listens to the nightly holonews and hears that Anakin's been killed. Or has he?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Darth Marshmallow by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
Anakin and Palpatine get in a fight over Anakin's new name.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Star Wars: What Isn't Mentioned by MuggleBuddy reviews
Just some dumb little stories I thought up while I was bored. My idea of what everyone happens to be doing in between Episodes 3&4.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2005
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Daddy, Are You a Vampire? reviews
AU Anakin tells Luke and Leia about his 'little secret.'
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,657 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Sanctuary: A Tribute reviews
A TRIBUTE TO ZGIRL21's SANCTUARY. Separation has always been a trial for both Padme and Anakin, yet no matter where they are, they can always find each other through their love.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete