Araiona Dubois
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Joined 06-29-05, id: 843540, Profile Updated: 02-27-08
Author has written 13 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Titanic, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, and Torchwood.

Allo. Name's AraionaDuBois and I love fanfiction. I used to just write Phantom phics but then that lost me fancy so I switched to the 'Rings universe. At the moment, I'm dabbling in Doctor Who and Torchwood. I love good conversations about, well anything from canon in 'Rings and DW to Quantum Physics and String Theory. Hopefully I'll have an update to my Torchwood story at some point in the near future. Oh, and for those who are still waiting for CG2 well good news: It's almost ready. :)


Some Maths fun:

II=XXII/VIII

Move one Roman Numeral from the fraction side (22 over 8) to the other side (2) to make this statement true.


Thoughts to ponder:

What really would happen to our planet once we're gone? www.worldwithoutus.com

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I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
We Hold These Truths by MackenzieW reviews
AU. Instead of Adam, the Doctor and Rose pick up a young UNIT agent named Charlotte. However, after a fight with Martha, she leaves the Tardis. When strange things start happening around her, she finds herself reunited with the Doctor to save America.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - 10th Doctor
Seek Out the Sly: Doctor Who by Supreme.Empress.DragonGirl reviews
Nine participants. Eight contestants. Seven challenges. Six chances. Five rooms. Four weeks. Three finalists. Two rivals. One traitor. This is...Seek Out the Sly. Nominations are now open!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2009
Chase Your Demons Away by thirty2flavors reviews
Post 4x13. / Three weeks after Norway, the Doctor bonds with Tony Tyler over a shared affliction -- bad dreams.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
To The End of Night by Pen52 reviews
As the Fellowship enters Moria, two unlikely companions meet: a hunter chasing its latest quarry, an escaped prisoner whose situation just went from bad to worse. For two years, peril and death have loomed over the Golden Wood... and time has just run out
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,064 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
Escape by fanged geranium reviews
Fëanor plots to escape from Mandos. Part 18: Tulkas cogitates.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,600 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 6/10/2005
The To The Point Mary Sue Slash Story From Hell by The Battling Bard reviews
Ever wondered what would happen when your two favourite/hated genres collide? Join Mary sue as she discovers the messy implications of a world of hermaphrodite elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Heart's Blood by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Lithiníel wanted to die. Therefore, Sauron desired that she should live. What happened next defied all expectations.... Set approximately 40 years before the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,554 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sauron - Complete
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle by Lady Eivel reviews
Set after the Lazarus Experiment. After an accident involving the Doctor and some faulty LazLabs machinery turns him into a baby, Martha and Jack have to find a way to reverse the change. COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Lector Manor by reddwarfaddict reviews
Ten and Rose wake up in a manor in the middle of nowhere, before they discover their own tombstone in the manor graveyard. Where are they? What happened? Can they follow the planted clues and survive the journey through the manor? [Major Whump: Ten, Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,237 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Two Sides of a Coin by eredolyn reviews
This is a story in which an Ithilien ranger and a Southron must learn how to get along.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007
Hitchikers Guide to the TARDIS by waterdragon719 reviews
The Ninth Doctor, Rose and Jack visit some of the most famous and weirdest tourist attractions our world has to offer...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
Mary Sue Productions by Ria Saunders reviews
A sideways look at the effect of Mary Sues on the larger world of Canon, rather than on the main characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007
Inheritance by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Only Eyes to See. Sauron has followed Sarah to this world and has possessed the body of her best friend. Must she fight the Dark Lord alone, or will she get help from an unexpected quarter? Rated M for sex & violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,040 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sauron - Complete
The Will by LydiaB reviews
In a land far far away from Middle earth... [Drabble]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Lord of the School Ring Part 1 by Sarah Chante reviews
One School Ring to Rule Them All. One School Ring to Find them. One School Ring to Bring them all, and in detention bind them. Come meet the members of the Fellowship of the School Ring
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
A Brighter Grey by Elwing-Evenstar reviews
What if a heart of primal evil could be reformed? A simple act of pity stirs up strange emotions in one thought to be beyond any help... [Very AU, NiennaxMelkor pairing. Takes place in the time of the Two Trees. Not yet complete.]
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,566 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006
PPC: The long way: The ten walkers by meekerbeeker reviews
Assassins Sarah and Alana go after an angsty, attention craving Slytherin witch with a penchant for screwing up both the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings continuums. And when the title isn't even capitalised... they know they're in for it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007
The Dark Lord Sauron Babysits by Frotu reviews
As though being stripped of his power wasn't enough, Sauron's now asked to do something rather demeaning: be a good friend and watch the kids. However shall he manage?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Haldir, Sauron
Not Even For Redemption by Song-rider reviews
When Morgoth is defeated and sent into the Void, Sauron panics and repents to prevent himself from sharing the same fate as his Master.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
The Politically Correct Tale of Tinuviel by The Battling Bard reviews
Anyone else think Tolkien is sexist and racist? Well this is the cure for you. Tolkien's legendary tale of love, bravery and sacrifice rewritten for our politically correct times.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2007
PPC: Suspended In Isolation by meekerbeeker reviews
PPC Assassins Sarah and Alana must face Menkaure, an elemental bender with crystal blue eyes, the ability to control water, the love of Legolas, and a strange desire to randomly spout faux wisdom.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
The Final Battle by Dawn Searcher reviews
Dagor Dagorath has come...but there is a strange twist of the opposing sides. Note the category, Humor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
PPC: An Elf's Love by meekerbeeker reviews
PPC Agents Sarah and Alana are out to kill Rose, a Mary Sue with a ridiculously tragic past, a pet tiger, a prophesy, and special 'Sun Child' powers. How long will they hold out before they strangle her perfect, lovely neck?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
MY Silmaril! by Brave November reviews
The children of Amon Ereb invent a new game, to the dismay of the Sons of Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Gratitude by Dawn Searcher reviews
Two brothers, not who you think. Drabble
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
Only Eyes to See by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sarah falls into Middle Earth and ends up captured by the Lord of the Nazgul. Unfortunately, it just gets worse from there. Rated M for the usual sex and violence. Cover art in my profile!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Labels Are For Soup Cans, Are YOU a Soup Can? by Aleacus reviews
Can you imagine the Ainur as highschoolers? Story only intended to bring laughs, and poke fun at stereotypes. No offense was intended to any persons. Rated T for mild coarse language and some violence.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2006
They Have Fangirls! by Clover64 reviews
A not so long time ago, in a desert called San Diego, two fangirls...one crazy, the other one crazier, have the time of their lives when nine heroes show up at their door...uninvited, but very much welcomed. [NOT a MarySue fic!]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Boromir
The Witch King of Angmar by my-limes-hurt-me reviews
I suck at this. Anyways, this is all about an ordinary day in the life of the Witch King.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006
At the Rising of the Moon by lindahoyland reviews
Éowyn sends Aragorn and Faramir on a quest to find the missing ingredient for a Yule celebration, they face a new challenge which tests their resourcefulness and their dignity. A holiday story.MC Award winner,MEFA 2nd place
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
We don't say 'Elves' by Galenfea reviews
Dr. Jayne Ashwood thought her day couldn't get any worse, until 7 elflords with 13 hands between them burst into her son's classroom, and she is struck with the awful realisation that she's the only person who knows who they are. Complete!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
The Return of the Dark Lord Sauron by chatnoir1 reviews
The Dark Lord Sauron gets a new body, and another chance. But it's not what he was hoping for and as he discovers, there are drawbacks.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
Among the Valar by Camel in the Arctic reviews
Just a bit of fun, almost on the same lines as Sauron in the Void, just a bit...tamer...lol, the Valar, mighty spirits, are just chilling in their immortal homes....
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2005
The Sorcerer's Apprentice by erunyauve reviews
The mortal life of the Witch-king, from his childhood in Númenor to the first appearance of the Nazgûl. Rated for disturbing scenes and violence. Revised to split into chapters. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Complete
Eye on the Prize by KtShhh reviews
When Sauron switches bodies with Frodo, it’s an all out race against time (with the Fellowship on his heels) to get the Ring back to Mordor! NEW: Act 16: Leaving Amber-lei and the Crossing to Gondor: In which stuff happens. Oh, so much stuff! Please RnR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,107 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Frodo B., Sauron
The Littlest Balrog by Dragon Confused reviews
Or ‘Melkor’s Boys’. The Dark Lord has a very busy day looking after five cuddly little darlings. Well. . . almost little darlings. AU. Very very AU. Main characters: Melkor, Sauron, Gomig and various OBs. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,364 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Sauron - Complete
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Bleeding Through reviews
An entire year disappeared and was lived over, with people going about their normal lives. But there are some who still have flashes of a year that never was.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
Torchwood 4 reviews
It wasn’t the clichéd sort of day when it happened. It had been a regular evening with pizza and drinks at Torchwood four. That is, until the wrong sort of die was rolled…
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2008
The Last reviews
The Ninth Doctor takes Rose and Jack to a small shop in central New York State before it closes its doors forever. But is this innocent trip for snacks actually something much, much more?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Close Encounters of the Who Kind reviews
A short crossover fic in which Legolas sees something unexpected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Dangerous reviews
They say that a man who has lost everything is the most dangerous opponent. The mindless ramblings of a man who has lost everything. Wartime set in Rohan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
I Remember When reviews
PT I:An unnamed Maia reflects on a love that never had a chance. PT II: A letter written by Sauron to his love. It never reaches its destination.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sauron
My Grandfather reviews
It is March of the year FO 120. A Grandfather reflects on his past during the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Yellow Smile reviews
After the destruction of his ring, Sauron is sent to Valinor for judgment. The Valar decide that the Void is too good for him. But where do they send him then?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Camp Glingal reviews
The day before a sixweek camp opens for teenagers strange lights appear in the sky. When the camp director returns to the camp and finds that her staff is missing but is replaced by characters of Tolkien, will her camp stay open for business?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 177,745 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Improbability reviews
One day before Spring Break a lab test in a Chemistry class goes horribly wrong. Now in order to save a friend, enemies must become friends and travel to MiddleEarth to save her. Will everyone survive? Not the typical LotR fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,260 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006
Encounters with a Library Phantom reviews
This is a short story I had to write for an English assignment. It's an adbridged version of 'Phantom' taking place in a library.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
The Phantom Sea Disaster reviews
The Phantom of the Opera on the Titanic.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Titanic Watchmen reviews
The story of the two watchmen in the movie. It's about what they were doing before they spotted the iceberg. It's meant to be a joke.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete