Hippie Jade
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Joined 06-29-05, id: 843570, Profile Updated: 05-31-09
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Stargate: SG-1.

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Name – Hippie Jade

Occupation – History lovin’ hippie, who for some reason is doing a childcare cause despite a dislike for children (might possibly be due to a deep desire to boss around people shorter than herself).

Lives – In a house, in a road, in a district, in Birmingham, in England, in Britain, in the sea, in Europe, in the world, in the solar system, in the Milky Way, in the universe, in the imagination of a psychotic, killer play-boy rabbit (What? It might be true!).

Age – 17 -

Stories

The Marauder’s New Guide To Life – The Marauders have written down the do’s and don’ts of life. Take a peek…

Harry’s First Babysitters– Part four of the Harry’s First series. Lily and James find it difficult to keep hold of a babysitter longer then one night, I wonder why…

The Random Adventures of Kate and Rose- Two complete lunatics have escaped the asylum and are reeking havoc the world of Harry Potter, conveniently ignoring the sound of JK banging her head on a desk.

Snapes Secret Mission – Snape is given the mission to take over a muggle school. It would be an awful lot easier is the child catcher wasn’t the Head teacher, Gandalf wasn’t the caretaker, the students weren’t weirdoes and the Dark Lords port hadn't been drunk by a Death Eater with a death wish. Did I mention the completely insane Death Eaters following him around?

Co written with hyper hippie and monkeybuissness, can be found here - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945034/1/

Oneshots

Nightmares - A ficlet I orginally wrote and posted on fictionpress. I adapted it to now explain the origin of the bat in Little Harry Potter by Hyper Hippie. A present to LHP readers and Hyper Hippie!

Harry's First Word – Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.

Harry's First Steps– Part two of the Harry’s First series. The REAL reason Snape hates Harry.

Harry's First Friend– Part three of the Harry’s First series. Lily is worried about Harry’s new friend.

Dumbledore’s Alternative Ending– Dumbledore reveals his love for the ‘Snowman’, refuses to die, Harry decides to leg it and Snape and McGonagall search in vain for the plot.

Remus, we know- The Marauders discover Remus’ jazz obsession.

The Fruit Bowl- Life for Harry is good with his friends until one fateful day Hermione pays a visit.

Quotes

“For a moment there I thought Birmingham had another Queens Way Tunnel” – Dad on my yawning

"Your dad want's more vegtables, more kids like you" - My unlce, isn't he oh so lovely?

“You lie! Face it! You’re a trackie wearing, hobbit fancying, wizard loving, dwarf acting, dirty minded thirteen year old!” – Me “Yeah, and?” – Hyper Hippie

"You say you don't like me but deep down, you know you really hate me" - Me (from the internet)

"Don't worry, we won't get lost in the woods. I have natural instinct!" - Hyper Hippie just before she falls backwards into a knee deep puddle.

"Hippie Man and Beggar Boy, here to save the day!" - Art of the Silver Screen

"I'm not organised; it's all an illusion!" - Me, quite regularly

Well, before I bore you, I’ll end here!

NOTICE

New ficlet I have written (Nightmares) has been added onto Hyoer Hippie's profile because it links with a story of hers.

On my stories - Very little happening in the brain department i'm afraid. I'm gonna wait until summer before I think about writting although this is not definate.

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Merlyn by Kezelle reviews
What if Merlin was a sixteen year old girl? How would the legend unfold?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,850 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Everness by sliverpen reviews
D'Artianelle, a human girl, saves an elven boy from thugs. Soon she found herself intertwined with the affairs of the royal courts, and the future of all of Everness. Will winter take over everything she loves, including her heart?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,528 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Early Redemption by QueenNaberrie reviews
AU 2 yrs. after ROTJ, a time travel device is found. The New Republic sends Luke & Leia back in time to warn the Old Republic & Old Jedi Order about Palpatine. Anakin has just been put on the Council when they arrive.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 278,816 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Snow in August by Fly Kite reviews
An unfaithful marriage, an unlawful divorce, and an unwanted pregnancy. Elizabeth blindly marries Wickham and suffers from his infidelity. Within the confining walls of a courtroom, she meets Darcy, Wickham’s proud and haughty lawyer. A modern P&P. AU.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,841 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008
The Unsung Hero by Reach4thestars19 reviews
Arianna was a part of the Rebellion, though her story is unknown. Yet, she was still a hero. The Unsung Hero of the Rebellion and this is her story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 157 - Words: 271,867 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Luke S. - Complete
Marauders 101: An Inside Guide by n33n reviews
My deepest, most heartfelt congratulations! You have, inevitably stumbled upon this book. It is no ordinary book...in fact, it...well, what are you waiting for? OPEN UP! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Trials of the Heart, Book One: Hand in Hand by KD Skywalker reviews
Can a Jedi from the past help a Jedi from the future discover who she is...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,688 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Little Harry Potter by Hyper Hippie reviews
Sirius is free! Sirius and Remus take Harry in, but when Harry's babysitters and the Ministry get involved in their life things become a lot more complex than should be. Betrayal, Humor, Family and Romance all occur. SB/OC, RL/OC. Slow Updates
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,024 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 3,903 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The journey to words by Istillwishiwasaweasley reviews
Eliza Potter is Harry's twin sister. Follow her as she makes her almost silent journey through Hogwarts. Follow her as she tries to find the strength to utter just a few small words. Please r/r. H/G R/Hr, All books compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 70,768 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Day by cait701 reviews
Hi! So this is just a little random oneshot, when Watson comes home from the store with groceries.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
LADY MALFOY by greatest.wit reviews
AU. NON-MAGIC. Set in 19th century, it is a story of a young woman who sacrifices her future to save her family from utter poverty. See whether her sacrifice turns out to be a blessing or not. Draco/fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 223,711 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
One of the Virgins by kostanda reviews
Quick little one-shot. Simply written, no drama. A priest and his wife. Inspired by Mummy movies, obviously.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Blinded by the WhitelighterWitchElder Hybrid by Jedi Master Calriel reviews
Humorous time travel fic. An explosion during a fight with two warlock assassins send Wyatt and Chris back to a time where Natalie, the straightlaced whitelighter, is invading the Charmed Ones' lives. Should be interesting...
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Wyatt H., Elise R.
Light in the Shadows by Masquerading Muse reviews
What would have happened if Persephone had a sister that entered into the Underworld with her? Chaos, bitterness, love, and friendship ensue. Rewriting after a long hiatus!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Hades, Persephone
Things Arthur hates by Jtoasn reviews
Arthur hates Merlin's smell.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Seven Year Snitch by Daniella Fromage reviews
After the Dursleys' deaths, Snape unwillingly becomes seven-year-old Harry's guardian. How long will it take for him to give his archenemy's son a chance? WARNING: Contains the corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,884 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Biographer's Revenge by poeticmaiden reviews
You can only insult your biographer's writing so much before he takes it into his head to get revenge. Another oneshot written for the Watson's Woes community.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Felt by Rose DiVerona reviews
After returning from the Smithsonian, Jedediah is frightened into making a terrible choice, leaving the rest of his museum "family" to deal with the consequences. No slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
My Uncle, My Cat and I by Alatarial Elf reviews
My uncle, my cat and I end up in ME. Will my uncle survive without his radio. Why didn't Gandalf show up when he needed to? Why is my cat talking to me? Read and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,608 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Legolas - Complete
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS? by sweetypie15 reviews
Try being Legolas. Having to deal with Aragorn's love life, teachers, his psychotic mother & her latest husband, councillors, detention and Pippin following you around asking stupid questions. Don't read if you have an idealised view of Leggy. Just don't
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Marauders Guide to Hogwarts by Asher Elric reviews
When Harry finds an old book, Hogwarts is reminded of a past long since dead! pranks galore!Part 9! Dogs dot he stranger crap! and...was that a professor that just ran by! wow, look at Dumbledore fly!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,960 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Harry P.
A Guide To Life By Fred and George Weasley by TREAP reviews
All the things Fred and George Weasley are forbidden to do at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Fred W., George W.
Of Scissors and Snow by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
Once, there was a little girl who was told a bedtime story about a boy with scissors for hands. Now, the little girl has grown up, and by a twist of fate, she finds out how true the story really was...
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
The Family Secret by Paw Print Pajamas reviews
Harry didn't grow up with the Dursleys. He wasn't even raised by Sirius. The poor child didn't even know that his first name was Harry. Watch as he grows up as the 'twin' of James Potter. Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,786 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 767 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
New world by Irais reviews
Aremi is an average teenager,who just happened to be sucked into ME. Instead of worrying about zits and homework like a normal teen she has to worry about the fate of Middle Earth and staying alive.If that isnt enough,love is knocking at her door.MarySue
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,882 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Legolas
Linger by divinerosekeeper reviews
Sequel to Six Years After PLEASE READ THAT 1ST . Rose is now the Transfigurations teacher of Hogwarts while Scorpius was made the new DADA teacher. Will they be able to gain back the relationship that had ended seven years ago? Rose & Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Scorpius M.
Harry Potter & the Second Chance by azerjaban reviews
STORY BEING CURRENTLY RE-EDITED (March 2014). Harry Potter, sick of fighting and loosing everyone he has ever cared a twist of Fate, finds himself in a world where he died as a baby,his parents alive and is Voldemort really gone? Post HBP, Disregards DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,912 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Albus D.
A Star Wars Sitcom by madeye reviews
AU fic that follows Anakin and Padme's family life with the twins, and Yoda and Obi Wan. UPDATE: The show has been picked up for a third season.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/5/2005
Simply Words by hondagirl reviews
Five times the dictionary failed Rose Weasley. Unsurprisingly, each time involved Scorpius Malfoy. R/S -ONESHOT-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Six Years After by divinerosekeeper reviews
I had missed him a lot. I wasn’t even going to try to deny that. He was my first love, hell; it was safe to say that he had been the love of my life. There would always be a part of me that would never entirely get over Scorpius Malfoy. rose&scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
The Unsung Sorrow by Virtuella reviews
The War of the Ring is over, but all is not well. A look at the losses of the unnamed and unknown. 2008 MEFA 2nd place in combination with Tales of Promise
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
The Lingering Twilight by ish.the.abstract reviews
Persephone is taken away from all that she holds dear by the terrible god of the Underworld. Will she feel hatred forever or learn how to love? A retelling of the HadesPersephone romance. The title is explained at the end of the story.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,006 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
A Silver Lining by Elven-Princess-2005 reviews
After a horrific accident, a young teenager is thrown into M.E., before the formation of the Fellowship. With her knowledge of the future will she be able to save the lives of those who are to die? Or will she choose to let the original storyline flow?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,525 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Dog In The Fellowship by TheWall reviews
After dying in her own world, Nat must accustom herself to a new form in a new world, and try to figure out what her purpose is. R and R plz
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,868 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/19/2005
Allison by Shadow Syndrome reviews
Allison Lilestone, coyly docile and deeply disturbed, is one of many permanent residents at Norfolk Lunatic Asylum, and has become the subject of one doctor's feverishly curious and ultimately obsessive interest.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Teh Ultimate Mary Sue Parody! by Stormtracer reviews
Here's a thought: What if LotR characters could occasionally resist Mary Sues? After reading several badfics, I wondered what the results would be. So I wrote this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Why Me? by Authoressinhiding reviews
[complete]Candorien never expected to return to Middleearth. Now she finds herself in Mirkwood and up to her neck in intrigue, romance, and, of course, saving Legolas from the wiles of MEKESSG. Formerly Back Again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Legolas - Complete
My First Word by StarLight9 reviews
Baby Eldarion, who cannot yet talk, silently observes the world around him. Written for Teitho Challenge: Me, Myself, and I.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Eldarion - Complete
The One Who Was Always There by brokenstitches reviews
Will it really take a Bludger to the head to make Rose Weasley realise that Scorpius Malfoy was the one who had always been there? Oneshot. RWSM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Time Taken by SparklyCarnival reviews
The life and times of the lover of the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Reconciliation by Willow-41z reviews
Lady Lothiriel of Dol Amroth and Rohan struggles to adjust to her new life as queen and wife.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,250 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
The Sorting Hat by MeriTrells reviews
I thought we'd seen the limits of Godric's stupidity when he named this place. : What did the other founders think when Godric whipped the sorting hat off his head?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Diary of Willow Robinson, captive of MarySue by Cryptic Sarcasm reviews
Here am I, Willow Robinson, in the middle of well, Middle Earth. With a MarySue..When fate gives you lemons, squish the lemon juice back in its face. Rated for language. Warning. OOC and OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
Smashing Mirrors by chase glasslace reviews
A reflection, or a prophecy. Tom. Hitler. Symbols & smiles. 'Mirror images are not made to last'. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
93 things the Halliwells cannot do by sas.90 reviews
The Charmed verions of the Parental Banning List. Random, R&R. [Chapter 3. 93 things that Henry Jr. Cannot Do, is up!]
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Wyatt H. - Complete
Harry Potter's Conclusion by upon-request reviews
Harry Potter uses time travel to make Voldemort a better person. But can the timeline truly be fixed or is fate simply immutable?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Riddle of Sins by Topgallant reviews
Tom Riddle's thoughts on the Seven Deadly sins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
An Arrow Let Loose by greywitch135 reviews
REDONE Sequel to Curse of the Danaides,what happens when the God of love gets hit by one of his own arrows, I HAVE REDONE THIS STORY, NOT THE SAME!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
Pirates of the Caribbean: Anna by shadowglove reviews
[J.E] [W.A] Anna Swann is swept into an epic adventure when her sister Elizabeth is kidnapped by Barbossa and his crew. If things weren't hard enough, she realizes that she might know Jack better than he thinks...and love Will more than he can imagine.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,241 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 7/16/2005
What Kind of Fool Am I? by crazyroninchic reviews
The Witch King reflects after being stabbed. Rating for slight language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Mission to Macaven by Obiwanabi reviews
ObiWan and Amira have been friends for years but a seemingly simple mission will change the dynamic of their relationship. Continues through TPM, ATOC and ROTS w Epilogue during ANH. Finally, Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,075 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Memories of a Mud Flower by Leaflette reviews
She is a Harad girl named after a desert flower. And so she grows, blossoming into the forbidden laws of her people, struggling to find peace, love, and change within herself as the Harads slip farther and farther into Sauron's grasp...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Not My Perfect Day by Authoressinhiding reviews
[complete] A random girl falls into ME along with a perfect one. Chaos, trouble, and insanity ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,431 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
The Scenes That Never Made It To Star Wars by Andeh reviews
UPDATED ON 10 21! So basically, the title explains it all. Read and Review. Or I'll eat you.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,960 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Really bad eggs! by Twilight Poet reviews
Three best buds, a bunch of pirates, the navy, a cursed treasure and a love struck blacksmith... oh the mayhem! Flamers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! Not a MARYSUE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,786 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Complete
What Boromir Left Behind by PippinStrange reviews
Suppose Boromir not only left behind a father and brother, but his fiance? Allorwyn, a valiant woman of Gondor, must overcome greif. Perhaps a strange hobbit can answer her questions... EPILOGUE UP! FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TEN YEARS LATER!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Countdown by Shaitanah reviews
Tom Riddle liked thunderstorms and solitude. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
When I Wanted You by Theta Serpentis reviews
A take on the night T.M. Riddle killed his father. Told in the first person. 'Where were you when I wanted you'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Curse of the Danaides by greywitch135 reviews
Based on the Greek tale of the 49 sisters cursed to forever scoop water out of the river of death into leaky jars, told by the eldest sister Hypermnestra, the only one who escaped the curse. COMPLETED! PREQUEL TO AN ARROW LET LOOSE
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 152,074 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Song of the Entwives by Tindomiel reviews
The voices of the Entwives rise in chorus in a song of their unknown fate... A Lament. A Love Song. A Eulogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
Charmed Forever by JustEs reviews
A Forever Charmed rewrite. Paige panic orbs at the end of Kill Billie Vol 2! She & COOP go time traveling and find THREE old couples! Prue & Cole get their proper due! The SISTERS are the heroines, not Billie! And MORE! Thanks for the FANTASTIC response!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,442 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
I TOLD You to Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Pureblood society by Nefertarie reviews
COMPLETE. Being a pureblood has a bad side. An arrange marriage, the need to continue the bloodline and the need to always be more powerful. How can a woman who don’t care about being pureblood cope with that? DMOC R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,202 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Rest is Silence by whatever06 reviews
The world of theatre becomes life or death. [Post my story Harsh Education] Now Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,012 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
The Battle of Helms Deep Sort of by memyselfandi89 reviews
A moving story of the brave souls who fought at Helms Deep. Yeah right! This is a piece of nonsense that hit me while watching The Two Towers and I decided to write it so it would leave me alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Through the Broken Looking Glass by Riddler of the Sphnix reviews
Dedicated to Fudge1.Thing have changed since Alice last trip. The Hatter and the Hare are no longer having their tea parties, and the Alice they once had known is gone. In her place they call her niece to save them from the nightmare that is Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,115 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005
Alone by UngoauldedUnas reviews
SG1 finds the survivor of an ambush. Daniel's connection with this young refugee challenges him to think about his past.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
Lost Wills of the Fellowship by Logic's Prerogative reviews
The Fellowship prepares to pass from one life to the next, leaving behind memos that none are likely to forget.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Aragorn
Detention Essays by Glastea reviews
The teachers have run out of good ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Journals of MiddleEarth: Gimli by Dani V reviews
Gimli was a quiet dwarf who just wanted to settle down and dismantle toilets. Sadly, that was not to be.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Gimli
The Journals of MiddleEarth: Legolas by Dani V reviews
What begins as a harmless trip to Rivendell ends with blood on your boots and leaves in your hair. Read the shocking story of one elf's experiences in the horrible wild.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Legolas
The Journals of MiddleEarth: Aragorn by Dani V reviews
Before he was king, Aragorn was smelly. Read his tell all autobiography here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Aragorn
The Journals of Middle Earth: Sauron by Dani V reviews
Sauron's personal musings on world take over, evil minions, and self help books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006
Blood by Sophiax reviews
Young Tom Riddle always knew he was special. Before he discovered magic, it discovered him, on an orphanage outing to the seashore. HBP filler for what happened in the Horcrux cave with Amy Benson and Dennis Bishop. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Demented and Random Dreams of Harry Potter by Hyper Hippie reviews
ON HOLD! Well basically 'The Demented and Radom Dreams of Harry Potter' which i warn you may scare younger readers. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Original Four by Malem reviews
Poem about the Ancients, Agard, Furlings, and Nox.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
A New Death Eater With Attitude! by monkeybusiness reviews
A star is born! more like a daring Death Eater who likes making fun of Voldemort and meeting new friends.Oh and risking his life!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Amortentia by Cruciatus Love reviews
Merope Gaunt has what she thinks is a flawless plan to get the man of her dreams to fall in love with her. But, what she doesn't know is what can go wrong when a few drops of guilt are added to her daily love potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Friends are forever by monkeybusiness reviews
read and find out dude
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 9/22/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
The Warren Curse by JustEs reviews
The Halliwells have always had a hard time holding on to love. A new entry in the Book of Shadows tells them why and how to fix it! But what will be the consequences? COMPLETED May 22nd!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,149 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Behind the Scenes by Aeriscetra12 reviews
What really happened in different parts of the movies. R&R please! Updated once a week. Warning: The chapters will be skipping around different scenes in each of the three movies in no particular order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 24,746 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Frodo B., Frodo B. - Complete
Mayhem Across Time by pippinwitch reviews
Experimenting with a time altering restricted substance, Fred and George Weasley move back in time to the Marauders' fifth year at Hogwarts. When the greatest troublemakers of two different generations meet, the result is the mother of all conflicts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - George W., James P.
Harsh Education by whatever06 reviews
The B.A.U. is in search of a serial killer who preys on teachers. Now Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Mimosa by Namls reviews
Before Merry went on the adventure he was courting the prettiest lass in the Shire. When he returns he's no longer sure of what he wants.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Coffee Break by The Sugarfaerie reviews
What exactly does happen when you close your copy of Lord of the Rings? Short and silly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Mary Sue's Finest Hour by Kaia Sylvan reviews
Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 6/10/2002
Spirit Man by MendaciousMinx reviews
When the chief's son, Ungoya, feels that life isn't lively enough, Roshan discloses the story of his own childhood and how he came by the name Beast Heart.
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Peanut by Lils reviews
A six year old Wyatt manages to convince Chris that the reason Piper calls him Peanut is because he actually is a Peanut. And Chris believes him. Completely brotherly fluff. Oneshot.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Elise R., Wyatt H. - Complete
The Harrased Babysitter by silmirof4077 reviews
A bit like hyperactive nazgul. The ravings of a very stressed babysitter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005
The Dollhouse by cherrycheesecake101 reviews
In the little girl’s room the little Stargate lit up and three little people emerged. A small girl has a small gate and it miniturizes what ever comes through.Chapter 4 up, the hospital.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005
Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Absolutely Not by PD Boggart reviews
Dumbledore decides everyone should have a go at 'string walkie talkies.' Snape and Harry, but mostly Snape, are none too pleased at the prospect of being guinea pigs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Diary of a Marauder by themightyducks reviews
The Marauders...and their secret journals. Seventh year. Next entry will be The Prank! Thank you to all our lovely reviewers...you rock!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Welcome to My Life by mel11 reviews
This is AU, takes place in the future. Chris meets a strange girl, who seems to be keeping a whole lot of secrets, maybe more then him. Will he find them out before its too late? Not a good summary, but read it anyway...please
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,702 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Chris H.
Little Guys Gathering by thorsfriend reviews
Thor, Yoda and Dobbie meet to discuss themselves and their humans COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 11/13/2005
Between the Lines by Captain James reviews
Voldemort remembers being given a diary when he was sixteen, by a man who looked remarkably like he himself looks now. Maybe it's time to pay a visit to his younger self... [Oneshot, possibly disturbing content]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
14 ways to annoy Voldemort by PurpleWings reviews
Just a bunch of silly ideas I came up with when I was going to the 4th movie
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Princes and Sisters by AinsleyAisling reviews
At a birthday celebration for Faramir and Eowyn's daughter, the young princes of Gondor and Ithilien discuss sisters and marriage.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Eldarion, Elboron - Complete
Call Me Voldy by redsoxfreak01 reviews
Harry goes out to try and befriend Voldemort. There he finds out that he is really a nice guy, just misunderstood. My first fic! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Lord Sidious to Lord Vader by emm-ee-emm reviews
Sidious gets drunk just when he has to talk with Lord Vader. Here's what the letter looks like.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Star Wars Outtakes by Bluecho reviews
Just a bunch of random Star Wars stuff. You saw what happened, now see what might have happened.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005
From Bad to Worse by xxclick-mexx reviews
Ok... I will explain nicely... Harry is of age... so he can you magic... it's the summer holidays... revenge is sweet... dudley the drumstick. This is probably a oneshot, unless I change my mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Harry P.
Arachnophobic by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Still haunted by the memory of Shelob, Frodo suffers an intense fear of spiders. Rated for some disturbing and creepy images.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
Lord of the Taters II by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Parody of The Two Towers, sequel to Lord of the Taters, though you don't have to read that. The insanity continues! Helm's Deep is a pathetic shack, Denethor makes appearances, and the Wraiths ride on tater tots!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Frodo B.
War's a Horrid Thing by dudmoore reviews
Baldrick thinks things over before the Big Push. Complete.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Complete
Why Won't You Save Her? by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
Oneshot. A young woman lies dying in the streets of Minas Tirith, holding the body of her daughter, and wondering why the lives of the nobles, stewards, and warriors are so much more important that that of a five year old girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Little Bunny Voldie by Kadasa-Mori reviews
A bunny suit, a mental author who has had too much caffiene and Voldemort. What craziness will befall the wizarding world? OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Complete
A Tranquil Diversion by Random-Battlecry reviews
Alice returns briefly to Wonderland, armed only with adult sensibilities. Its been a long time. Very little has changed. Oneshot, with the Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Tom’s Guide for Becoming a Dark Lord by MDQ reviews
Tom’s easy to follow 10step guide for becoming a dark lord. The 10 essential steps that a young wizard must follow to become a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
On the Psychology of Sherlock Holmes by Hermione Holmes reviews
Just a different viewpoint on Holmes and the canon using psychology. I've tried to make this as nontextbooklike as possible. Enjoy! CHAPTER TWO UP!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005
Letters of the Four Founders by Iris Chmal reviews
Intercepted mail of the four founders. Godric decides to use owl mail to contact Rowena, Salazar and Helga. What do they write about? HUMOR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Salazar S., Rowena R.
Timeless Escapades by Saphire Starlet reviews
Harry Potter has been transported back to a time where he has the once in a life time chance to meet a few individuals he never got a chance to know! Warning! MARAUDERS AHEAD! Will he learn to love, or will past events force him to stay away? PG-13 just i
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,187 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Harry P., James P.
8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life by Delphina Evans reviews
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs proudly present...8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life. You have been warned. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
The Lord of the Rings: Rejected Titles by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Just a silly little thing in which the characters test out several possible titles that Lord of the Rings could have had. Not a list.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
A Moment in Time by Helaros reviews
It is a muggle photograph...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
The Madness of Denethor by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Humorous oneshot. Denethor can’t remember who his son Faramir is, throws halfdigested tomatoes and chicken legs at people, and ends up getting shot with a tranquilizer dart! It's actually quite amusing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Denethor, Faramir - Complete
Lord of the Taters by The Hobbit Lass reviews
A hilarious parody in which Frodo must destroy an evil potato with the aid of his trusty plastic butterknife and magical undergarments, Arwen and Glorfindel fight over Frodo, Merry talks to apples, and more insanity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
Top Ten Reasons Why Harry PMSes by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
...Isn’t it rather self explanatory? Please, read and review. Merci!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Harry P.
Ten Reasons Why Draco's a Sissy by Jesus Christ Superstar reviews
Top ten reasons why Draco turned out to be the little closet-case we all know he is. Just some random Malfoy-Family-Skits. Have fun, read and review, and warning: there is raunchy humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2005
Who's it going to be? by Inconsolable reviews
Ok some of my dudes kept hasseling me about a sequel from Running is no option well you can guess what this is ; So have fun reading about Chris, Wyatt, Charlotte and Bianca and if you're up to it please review :D
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,845 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Elise R., Wyatt H.
Running by Captain Pagie reviews
LoL. Dedicated to TrisherNicole. Why did Legolas,Gimli, and Aragorn immeaditly run off after Boromir's funeral? Well, hears' MY Answer, so you KNOW it's good.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2005
Running is no option by Inconsolable reviews
It's the year 2026 Wyatt is good and he's dating Bianca. Chris has a girlfriend, Charlotte and with her the troubles start. She's hiding something to protect the Halliwell family and Chris tries to find out what it is.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Elise R., Wyatt H. - Complete
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Random LotR by Eldalie-mela reviews
What happens when an idiot writes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
A Prince's Question by Rhys reviews
After a young Eldarion poses a strange question about his uncles and their relationship, his parents and friends try to explain some of the Facts of Life to the fiveyearold, and learn that sometimes you can overthink things...Completed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Just a Bit of Fun by SilverKitsune1 reviews
Alternate scenes that, for one reason or another, never made it into the movie
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2004
Far From Home by Snowballjane reviews
Fourth Age: Glorfindel in Gondor - tea with the Harad ambassador - a worried king. Sequel to Fair Folk at the Free Fair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2004
Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets Movie Parody by PhoenixPadfoot89 reviews
Pretty much self-explanitoy... I took the movie and joked it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Harry P.
Of Cliches and Mysterious Portals by Elf Cakes reviews
A short fic that seems to point out common cliches often seen in the typical Mary Sue fic. Mary Sue bashing? You bet! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Complete
Murder With No Clues by LadyBush reviews
Watson's POV on Holmes' cocaine addiction.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Complete
Wear the Grudge Like a Crown by Stephantom reviews
A piece about the night Tom Marvolo Riddle travelled to Hangleton and murdered his father. What thoughts were going through his mind? What were his motives? Originally titled The Turning Point
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 3/30/2002 - Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Time Will Tell by emi-kins reviews
Isabella falls in love with the Captain of Prince Legolas' guard. What will she do when the prince asks for her hand in marriage? Light-hearted fairy-tale :).***COMPLETE***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,744 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Legolas - Complete
The 10 Rider - a Parody by DarkRiver reviews
Well, if there's a 10th Walker, then it stands to reason...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2002
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The Furling Mystery reviews
CHAPTER 10 NOW UP Out scouting on a forsaken world SG1 discover some ruins which could lead to unveiling the mystery of the Furlings. But is it ever as simple as that?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Harry’s First Babysitters reviews
Collection of one shots featuring the stories of Harry's first babysitters. Part four of the Harry’s First series. Lily and James find it difficult to keep hold of a babysitter longer then one night, I wonder why…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P.
The Marauder’s New Guide To Life reviews
We’re back! After intensive research I am now able to present The Marauder’s New Guide To Life! Packed full of rules and the stories behind them, but we never did get to the end…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
The Fruit Bowl reviews
A very silly oneshot in which Harry and his friends are random fruit and Hermione the albatross is hungry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's First Friend reviews
Part three of the Harry’s First series. Lily is worried about Harry’s new friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's First Steps reviews
Sequel to Harry's First Word. Part two of the Harry’s First series. The REAL reason Snape hates Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's First Word reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin, well, title…Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Random Adventures of Kate and Rose reviews
Two complete lunatics have escaped the asylum and are reeking havoc the world of Harry Potter, conveniently ignoring the sound of JK banging her head on a desk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Remus, we know reviews
In which the Marauders tell Remus that they know about his jazz obsession and reveal their own. Lily is ignored and I’m as random as ever! Based on the film version of Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dumbledore’s Alternative Ending reviews
Dumbledore reveals his love for the ‘Snowman’, refuses to die, Harry decides to leg it and Snape and McGonagall search in vain for the plot. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
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