Dorku No Renkinjutsushi
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Author has written 65 stories for Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, Death Note, Loveless, Kingdom Hearts, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Torchwood, Bones, House, M.D., Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, Bleach, Star Wars, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Dorku no Renkinjutsushi: (dor-koo noh rayn-kayn-joot-soo-shee) (n) lit, Dorky Alchemist.

A prolific writer with nowhere near enough spare time to keep up with the plotbunnies that haunt her, Dorku can be found lurking in the Highlands of Scotland, the lowlands of Fire Country, wherever her Marvel comic heroes may be at that day and time, and in various cities of hockey fame. She is also occasionally located in Amestris, Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, the LVPD crime labs, or the medico-legal labs at the Jeffersonian. From time to time, she has even made the time to vacation in Cardiff.

She can also be found on LiveJournal, where she enjoys infamy as a hockey slash writer. FFN being slow, she can't post it here. Bummers.

For amusement, the wild Dorku tends to slash anything that doesn't move quickly enough. And seeing how fast some of her ninja move, that means a lot. Dorku tends to slash in any direction she can, right into some fairly strange pairings and variously curious ideas. The plotbunnies, they haunt her, and she tries to keep up with a steady stream of random stuff. If there's something you particularly want to see, though, you are urged to leave a sacrificial gift of feedback, and leave your request there. The wild Dorku may be tempermental, and may occasionally disappear from her FFN (what with LJ totally owning its butt) but she'll probably get back to you.

The best way to locate the wild Dorku is to click that link above. It leads to her den--her LiveJournal. Be warned; some strange beasts stalk there. Feel free to friend, if you don't fear the occasional wild yaoi rampage. If you welcome that sort of thing, she pretty much demands you friend her on LJ. NOW.

NEW!!

Lots of new things not postable on Fanfiction are being POSTED ON MY LIVEJOURNAL. I repeat, NC-17 rated fics are ON MY LIVEJOURNAL. If you've got a dirty mind, please, come enjoy. As of right now, we have:

Untitled: KakaIru pr0n, written in celebration of a friend's birthday. At

And various other things.

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Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,291 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14071 - Favs: 17,353 - Follows: 14,842 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Twin Souls by Liralen Li reviews
2000 years ago, Ukitake Jyuushiro and Kyouraku Shunsui went to Yamamoto's Academy. This story goes from when they met to the point where they achieved shikai, and why they're the only two in Soul Society with twin blades. Mild yaoi content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 190,839 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 4,667 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Way it Was Meant to Be by Eilonnwy reviews
AU based on the premise that Zuko and Iroh go back to the Fire Nation with Azula in the beginning of Season 2 and Zuko gets sent to the Boiling Rock prison. Fic is Zuko centric and very dark and angsty.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,902 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Zuko, Hakoda
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Stories behind the rules by new moongirl reviews
Things team 19 are no longer allowed to do. These are my stories behind them. All Ibiki could recall was that it all started with a Failed D-rank, and then things just snowballed from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Iruka U.
A Resolve of Breaking Waves by Vathara reviews
What if Zuko had died in the Agni Kai at 13? Just, not permanently... AU after the Winter War, and three years before ATLA canon.
Crossover - Bleach & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 169 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kaien S., Zuko - Complete
white, surge red by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke does a bad thing. Everything changes, Naruto doesn’t care…but then, he’s got a different reason to live, now. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,249 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dragons in the Sun by donahermurphy reviews
Fire Lord Ozai favors a more permanent solution to the problem of Zuko, and the spirits disagree.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Zuko
Beasts by Black Kitten's Dream reviews
When you step over a line, you draw attention. Now, Iruka has to face the consequences, and slowly he realizes the nature of interest he has sparked with his misbehaviour. Little to no fluff. More warnings inside. Yaoi. Genma, Kakashi, Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,202 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Iruka U.
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Secondhand Faith by Lellian reviews
Sometimes, peacetime is as harrowing as war when old enemies and not so old friends convene at this year’s Chuunin exams. AU futurefic starring the Sand Sibs, various Otonin and the Konoha ensemble. All at once. ShikaTem KibaTayu NejiTenKank
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,511 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Tayuya, Kiba I.
Four Going on Forty by quack675 reviews
Chase was a precocious little tyke, wasn't he?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,747 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - R. Chase
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 5,994 - Follows: 6,120 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Throwback by Goldenkizamu reviews
Instead of manifesting a Sharingan like most Uchiha, 5-year old Sasuke's eyes turn white. Alternate reality, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Hiashi H.
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Nightingale by riversrunthroughme reviews
Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,733 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Aftershocks by ichthyosaurus reviews
Although the war has ended, lingering anger threatens the fledgling peace. Predictably, Sokka and Zuko manage to land themselves in a heap of trouble while searching for Ursa.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,774 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sokka, Zuko
My Son, You Sleep In Clouds of Fire by Angelfirenze reviews
If I agreed that I was crazy, would you let me stay?" he almost asked, but just as soon as it started, the wild laughter was gone and suddenly his eyes were stinging and he couldn't see. Slight crossover with NCIS.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,846 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - R. Chase, G. House
Difficult Circumstances by daisyham8 reviews
Malfoy is cursed with lycanthropy as the world begins to fall apart around him. He is given the opportunity to start anew after the Final Battle in the most unlikely of circumstances. DM/CW, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,573 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Draco M., Charlie W.
I Come To You In Pieces by StarkBlack reviews
ShuuheiRenji. After years of fighting along side Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji has fallen for him. How far? All the way. Hisagi Shuuhei sees it, and being the person he is, and loving Renji the way he does, he can't help but try to help.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,517 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shuuhei H., Renji A. - Complete
Oracle by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
When an injury leaves Neji without his sight, the Hyuuga prodigy must decide for himself what fate he really bears. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Curiosity by sonotgoingthere reviews
Kiba stared intently at the Nara before the facial equivalent of a light bulb turning on flashed over his features. “I get it. You’re gay.” Shikamaru groaned and buried his head in his arms where they lay on the table in front of him. ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Chrysanthemum by AWickedMemory reviews
Shikamaru turns down a marriage offer to Hinata for a friend's sake but starts to become strangely close to her cousin instead. When he's propositioned for Neji's hand in marriage, what will happen? No smut; language, WIP 10/13, indefinite hiatus! 9/4/11
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
My Dignity Doesn't Look Good in a Sunhat by Lellian reviews
‘According to official looking documents of a very questionable validity, Hyuuga Neji is classified as insane.’ Contains Neji-abuse, sand in uncomfortable places and a sunhat with a bow. School’s out for summer. NejiTenLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Dare To Hope by StarkBlack reviews
NaruSasNaru The Akatsuki are dead, and now Sasuke awaits his punishment for going rogue. Warnings: language, boyxboylove.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hisagi Shuuhei is a Masochist by Greenzaku reviews
KiraxShuuhei is the real deal. We've been looking at the pairing bass ackward all this while. Yumichika explains and serves up a disturbingly uke Hisagi on a silver platter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Minor Scratches by StarkBlack reviews
Urahara/Ishida Ishida is hurt and is too stubborn to ask for help. Urahara knocks some sense into him. Warnings: Just some suggestive boyxboy XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - K. Urahara, Uryuu I. - Complete
Paper Walls by Lellian reviews
Enforced babysitters, genetically warped eyes and dark-haired teenagers for whom hormones are starting to affect their professionalism. Because sex in hidden villages is bound to be complicated. NejiSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Smoke and Flowers by DarthAmmonite reviews
When fourthseat Nanao has to transfer to a new division, the Eighth is her last choice. Still, these things happen...somehow. She doesn't want to be there, and her new Captain's not quite sure she belongs there. Sake! Paranoia! Random art history!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,893 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
Breathing Lessons by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Team Gai: Chronicles by Erisabesu reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Neji start out like most teammates over years of teamwork, bonds are made and bonds are tested. NejiTentenLee threesome. Manga spoilers. Gift for Hashire in the naruto wishlist exchange, therefore written with her preferences in mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Arrow's Target by Jedi Boadicea reviews
Two hundred years ago, the Quincy were destroyed by the Shinigami. Memories and lives in Soul Society are long, and many who were there two hundred years ago still remember it well. See author page for spoiler warnings!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,074 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2007 - K. Urahara, Shunsui K. - Complete
Frozen Sky by Jedi Boadicea reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro is called a genius, the youngest Captain in Soul Society. What path did he walk to claim that title? See author page for spoiler warnings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,470 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mirror by shi-chan reviews
YAOI Iruka has the gift of foresight, and since he was young he used it to prevent mistakes. He helped many, but he couldn't save all. Then he notices Genma, and how much he resembles Mizuki, his dead lover. Will Genma remain in Mizuki's shadow?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,729 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Genma S., Iruka U.
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Out With It by Caster reviews
The Miami CSI team is assigned a case that jets them to Las Vegas... where Ryan inadvertently tumbles into love with Greg Sanders. [RyanxGreg] [NickxEric]
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,035 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Greg S.
Shattered by Magnusrae reviews
Zhao captures Aang and Zuko loses everything. Without his ship, his men or even his Uncle, how does the Prince react? Poorly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,998 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Zuko - Complete
Abstention by Asidian reviews
An assignment to snow country under Colonel Mustang is bad enough for the damper it puts on the Elrics' search for the Stone, but downed supply lines lead to cut rations, and Ed discovers that he can't take the deprivation as well as he'd like to pretend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Girls Have Needs Too by Asuka Kureru reviews
Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku OT3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Opening Her Arms by Finnigan Geist reviews
Uchiha Mikoto reminisces before she dies. Further proof that all Uchiha are made of angst.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Mikoto U. - Complete
Unlocking Harry Potter by sarini reviews
COMPLETE! PostOoTP, PreHBP. Severus has been having dreams, dreams so real they feel like memories. What is his mind telling him? Severitus with a twist. SLASH HP?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 182,808 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Idle Hands by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
Some people can't handle too much spare time. Edward, unsurprisingly, is one of them... -looks at title- No slash. Unless you wish to read it in, I wouldn't stop you.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Getting Dates by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Temari makes it her duty in life to see that Shikamaru 'finds a man'. mild ShikaNeji. For 30 Kisses theme community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2005
Habitual by Ninjacat reviews
Nara Shikamaru on habits and rituals.(NejiShikamaru...vaguely)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2005
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Relations: Family and Otherwise by Jas Masson reviews
“Great,” said Malfoy, in disgust, “that’s just great. That’s the second time in so many days I’ve crashed at a sporting activity. I’m wearing a Weasley jumper of all bloody things. I’m skating with Harry Potter. And to cap it all off I
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Like Cement reviews
Team Gai!-the exclamation point, TenTen tells people, is not negotiable-has bonded over the strangest of things, most of which even Lee knows better than to mention in public. A gen story about Team Gai!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fire reviews
They say that the colder you act, the hotter the fire inside you burns... Neji/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jacking Off reviews
I am totally going to hell for this. There is masturbation, a handjob, and a pairing that'll break your brain under here. Consider yourself warned, ok? Sora/Jack Skellington slash. Yes, I know.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Jack Skellington, Sora - Complete
Surrender the Mind reviews
Two years after Surrender the Body, Ishida Uryuu is forced to go back on his vow once more, and face Byakuya once again. Part Two of the Surrender Series. Yaoi. IshidaxByakuya, RyuukenxUrahara. THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,166 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Uryuu I., Byakuya K. - Complete
Butterflies Drink of the Dew of Your Thighs reviews
One is not born, but becomes a woman. -Simone de Beauvoir. Percy/Nico, Nico is physically male but transitioning into female.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Heat reviews
Written for wild huntress’s “Party Like It’s 1999” Ficathon. Be warned that this contains slash, sex, sex pollen, mating cycles, Alien!Obi, f***-or-die, and tentacle sex. QuiObi.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
For The Better reviews
Percy leaves home. It's for the better, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
Surrender the Body reviews
Ishida hates Shinigami. The first in a three-part series. Yaoi, IshidaxByakuya. Part One of the Surrender Series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Uryuu I., Byakuya K. - Complete
The Penitent One reviews
Seek first forgiveness; seek then revenge. Kira and Shuuhei and finding the true meaning of penitential strength. Yaoi. Originally written for a challenge on LJ.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - I. Kira, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Just Like Momma reviews
He barely dares to look at her, afraid of what he’ll see in those beautiful brown eyes of hers. Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Life on Fire reviews
Zuko was born in fire, and, in fire, he will die. Zuko-centric. Gen
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Bite Me reviews
Jacob's desperate. Esme's shocked. Jasper's liking it. Carlisle's unflappable. And Alice...Alice is just a perv. JacobJasper slash, written in response to a meme on LJ. Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Jasper - Complete
Menagerie a Trois reviews
My muses, they are whores. And, according to Spoiler , so are Seth and Jacob. Breaking Dawn spoiler fic, written in response to a challenge on LJ. Threesome btwn Seth, Jacob, and Spoiler .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Two in the Garden reviews
One bird in the hand is better than two in the bush, right? Hyuuga-fic. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Live This Life reviews
This is one cage from which there is no escape. Hiashi, Hizashi, and the meaning of death. Gen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Step Forward reviews
It’s a step forward. It’s a step in the right direction. KakaIruKashi, written for a santanin back in 2006. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Merits of the Colour Blue reviews
And Jack was silent, just holding Ianto, and meditating on the merits of the colour blue. Written immediately post-Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. You may have seen it on LJ. JackIanto
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
No Llores reviews
The last of Konoha’s great clans is finally falling, and it’s bringing the last of her geniuses with it. All that’s left is a whisper-turned-cold. SasuNeji, yaoi. An interesting look at Neji and Sasuke's relationship through Kakashi's eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rhythm reviews
House and Chase and all the rhythms of life. HouseChase slash
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
How History Forgot Us reviews
It was Gellert who first said that “death is but the next great adventure”, but it was Albus who first believed it. ADGG, slash, SPOILERS FOR DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The Sun Also Rises reviews
And though the sun may set,I still remember,Those words you often spoke,‘Every day,The sun also rises.’ ...Zackcentric. Spoilers through Ssn 2. Slash hints. Angst like woah.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Zach A. - Complete
Alas Babylon reviews
In Xanadu did Kubla KhanA statelypleasure dome decreeBut ‘twas the Queen misheard that callAnd founded Torchwoods One through Three...JackIanto, makes Countrycide look like a Carebears episode. Be warned.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
The Last Train Comes At Midnight reviews
Will you be ready when the last train comes? SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS, DAMMIT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Secrets reviews
James is good with secrets. RemusSirius, Marauders Era slash. Answer to a request on Fic on Demand
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Family reviews
Fifteen months after being arrested, St John Allerdyce is going to make history...in a big way... PyroIceman slash, mpreg...but believably so, trust me. Written on a dare, really...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
A Rose For Ino reviews
Crack pairing courtesy of my friend Ckret. Zetsu and Ino. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Zetsu, Ino Y. - Complete
Fate reviews
At first, Neji resists his fate. NejiKankurou
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Neji H., Kankuro - Complete
Homecoming reviews
TemariIno. Drabble. Temari comes home.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Temari, Ino Y. - Complete
The Dead reviews
HakuChouji. More Ckretinspired crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Haku, Chōji A. - Complete
Into the Darkness reviews
...Naruto. And Orochimaru. Yeah, in a yaoi kind of way. This, I can safely say, was completely my friend Ckret’s idea. The fact that I actually kinda like the pairing, now that I think about it, has nothing to do with anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Possessives reviews
His, mine, yours, ours. Sasuke thinks about who belongs to whom. This may have been my original idea, but it’s my friend Ckret’s fault for asking for the drabble, I swear. SasukeOrochimaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Thinking reviews
Oh, gods, she thinks. Temaricentric, TemariIno so, yes, yuri, get over it. Heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Temari, Ino Y. - Complete
Sunsets reviews
Harry feels betrayed by sunsets. HD, post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Epistles reviews
A month's worth of letters between Narcissa Black and Andromeda Tonks. written for a request on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
And The World Continued To Turn reviews
They had to get together sometime. Even Hinata knew it. Written for a request on LJ. SasukeNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Beautiful reviews
I lean forward and close my best friend’s eyes, his head lying in my boyfriend’s lap.PeterHarry SPOILERS FOR MOVIE THE THIRD!
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
One Strike reviews
One strike, and it's over. SasuNaru, though interpretable as gen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Day reviews
And one day, not so long ago, he swore it. And tonight, he’s made it come true.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Broken reviews
Breaking is a fact of ninja life. Sometimes, though, it hurts a little more than it should. KakaIruKashi. Fluffy angst and sad romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Falling Apart reviews
The whole world's falling apart about their ears, and they're not doing much better. KakashiFourth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Going Home reviews
A hundred years this pattern's been waiting. I think maybe it's found an owner...' KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Special reviews
Most ninja are dead by thirty. And Iruka's nothing special. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Until I Met You reviews
And then I went and met you. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Great Things Come In Threes reviews
Above all, none of them expected this to be the great love that it is. GaaraSasukeNaruto for 20 Truths
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Hot Kisses reviews
He'd give it all up for what he thought was love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Did You Know? reviews
How much did you know? I guarantee it wasn't enough. It's never enough...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
No Answer reviews
There's never any answer, is there?CloudLeon, CloudSephiroth
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Truth About The Wildness reviews
There's a feral peace in their wildness. A 20 Truths about Clan Inuzuka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kiba I., Hana I. - Complete
Never Asked reviews
You'll never get answers to the questions you never ask.SoubiRitsuka
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Just Dreaming reviews
Deep inside, Raito knows he's only dreaming...right?possible chapter 58 spoilers. LRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Winter reviews
Sephiroth hates the winter. In response to a challenge on LJ. CloudZackSephiroth oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
When Everything Feels Like The Movies reviews
When everything feels like the movies, you bleed just to know you're alive. KibaShino oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Liar reviews
You know this. You don't care. Liar, your mind chants.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Complete
Get You Back reviews
He'll do anything to get Kakashi back. IruKashi, KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Surviving reviews
Surviving is more than just not being killed. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Never Really Gone reviews
Team Seven looks back on their teammate. The story of Uchiha Sasuke, told in dialogue by those who knew him best. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
This Is Konoha's Future reviews
A 20 Truths essay about the Rookie 12. Please enjoy responsibly!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
20 Truest Things About Uchihas reviews
Written for 20 Truths. The Twenty Truest Things About Uchihas, as written by creepycrawly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Strength reviews
Iruka must be strong.KakaIru, Angsteh Story of DOOOM! Please enjoy responsibly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
20 Truest Things About Iruka and Kakashi reviews
Written for 20Truths. The Twenty Truest Things About Umino Iruka and Hatake Kakashi, as written by creepycrawly
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
10 Reasons reviews
Ten Reasons Kakashi will live forever. KakaIru, IruKashi. Kakashi's POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Fine Line reviews
Written for a challenge on LJ. Seven Sins sin of Pride.There's a fine line in this world...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
DDR reviews
Cloud likes DDR. Oneshot written at midnight. Rated for references. SephixClo, SephiClo, CloZack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Stranger To Hell reviews
Iruka's no stranger to hell...KakaIru shounenai with fluffy angst. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2005