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Joined 06-29-05, id: 843690
Author has written 4 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Fire Emblem, and Dragon Quest Series.

I'm a HUGE HUGE HUGE manga fan :) I love manga. Hopefully I'll be a world-famous artist someday... then I can laugh at all those hostile bastards that have put me down and treated me like trash...GRRRRRRR! DIE!... (sorry for being vulgar, kiddies...) Anyway, yes... check me out at MyOtaku.com and see my pretties...I also started an account at Deviantart.com, but there's nothing there... yet. :) I also have an account in FictionPress.com, but don't see it... it's evil, basically there's nothing there cause I took them out. I'm a major in Englsish (isn't that strange?) but when I write, its crap. lol.

If ya wanna learn more, gosearch for"SlayersBlade"; my other account.

~Q~U~O~T~E~S~

Draistail: (He transforms into a sexy female, but his head is still there) Ah, c’mon! I thought you would like some T & A! Look here – touch – it’s like the real thing.
Deshwitat: Shut up!
Draistail: What? You don’t like girls? Oh, I get it –
Deshwitat: SHUT UP!
-Rebirth

Freija: To be forgotten is worse than death.
-Final Fantasy IX

Alucard: I'll send you to Hell so you can lick Satan's ass.
-Hellsing

Yuffie: Cloud, sign this.
Cloud: What is it?
Yuffie: It's a contract that says when the war is over, all the materia will belong to me.
-Final Fantasy VII

Goku: Look Vegeta! People popcorn!
Vegeta: What are you on, Kakarott?
-Dragon Ball Z

Kefka: "Wait,'' he says... Do I look like a waiter?
-Final Fantasy VI

Momo: How cute...what is it?
-Breath of Fire III

Dona: Touch me with that hand, and I’ll remove it.
-Final Fantasy X

Inuyasha: Hey.
Kagome: What?
Inuyasha: Take off your clothes.
-Inuyasha

Gatz: (to Zidane) I hope you get kicked by a horse.
-Final Fantasy IX

Miroku: I believe it would be best for me to stay with the princess tonight. Naturally in one bed with the same blanket.
-Inuyasha

Spike: There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship?
-Cowboy Bebop

Anderson: You monster!
Arucard: People call me that all the time. But what does that make you? Human? (shoots) Dog? (shoots) Or a MONSTER?
-Hellsing

Yuffie: Cloud, say something!
Cloud: ...Something.
-Final Fantasy VII

Axel: It’s about time you gave me one hell of a show!
-Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories

Peace is but a shadow of death,
Desperate to forget its painful past...

Though we hope for promising years
After shedding a thousand tears,
Yesterday's sorrow constantly nears.

And while the moon still shines blue,
By dawn, it will turn to scarlet hue.
-Kuja, Final Fantasy IX

Locke: This unwieldy-looking ship really moves! Could it crash?
Setzer: When things fall, they fall! It's all a matter of fate...
-(about the Blackjack) Final Fantasy VI

Deshwitat: Oh well, we’ll just have to find one!
Rett: A virgin? In New York these days? What, are you going to ask ever girl, “Are you a virgin?”
Deshwitat: Got any better idea’s?
-Rebirth

Quistis: You're the squad leader. Good luck to you.
Seifer: Instructor... I hate it when people wish me luck. Save those words for a bad student who needs them.
Quistis: Ok then. Gook luck Seifer.
-Final Fantasy VIII

Dwarf: Wh-What's an ootsider doin' here?
Zidane: Hi. Have you seen a strange-looking guy here? He goes by the name of Kuja...
Dwarf: ...Yer strange-lookin'...
Zidane: No... You see, uh, he looks really sinister, and uh...
Dwarf: ...Yer sinister-lookin'...
Zidane: ...
-Final Fantasy IX

Reno: A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool.
-Final Fantasy VII

Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORTY WHO REQUIRES A MAGNIFYING GLASS IN ORDER TO BE SEEN!
-Full Metal Alchemist

Jasmine: Oh please, you'd have a better chance with a rock.
-ELEMENT

Old Man: Took you long enough! How goes the robbing and plundering trade?
Locke: I PREFER the term 'treasure hunting'!
Old Man: Ha! Semantic nonsense!
Locke: There's a HUGE difference!
-Final Fantasy VI

Selphie: I had such a nice dream...
Squall: I didn't...I dreamt I was a moron...
-Final Fantasy VIII

Ash: If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.
-English Pokemon Dub

Tasuki: You're on my shit list now!
-Fushigi Yugi

“An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.”
- The quote of the Buddha

"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)

Cloud: (confident) Let’s MOSEY!
Cid: What the @&? That’s the best you can do!
-Final Fantasy VII

Laguna: I brought the wrong map.
-Final Fantasy VIII

Shadow: Just need nough to feed my dog. Say, oh... 3000GP.
-Final Fantasy VI

Irvine: I’m sure they’ll get out.
Rinoa: You don’t know that for sure. Squall might be saying ‘but nobody has ordered me to escape’ and still be there.
-Final Fantasy VIII

Cid: Sit your ass down and drink your goddam $@&$@ tea! (rests feet onto table) Or is my hospitality just too damn good for you?
-Final Fantasy VII

Izis: I'd rather kiss a toilet seat! There is no way, I repeat, NO WAY I am going to dress in drag again!
-ELEMENT

Celes: Sabin! You're alive!
Sabin: But of course! You think a minor thing like the end of the world was going to do me in?
-Final Fantasy VI

Rufus: Power and money is all you need to make your dreams come true.
-Final Fantasy VII

Auron: Now, now is the time to choose! Die, and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories. Your fate is in your hands!
-Final Fantasy X

Squall: Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views.
-Final Fantasy VIII

Rei: I'm just like a little kid, see? You tell me to sit still and it makes me wanna run around even more.
-Breath of Fire III

Thief: I don't know who you are. Too bad you stumbled on us.
Olan: Next time put a sign outside saying Thieves' Hideout.
-Final Fantasy Tactics

Slayer: Alright, smartass. What’s ten divided by zero?
Izis: starts counting fingers
Everyone: …
-ELEMENT

Aerith: I'll be going now. I'll come back when it's all over.
-(Cloud's dream), Final Fantasy VII

“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
-Quote from a keychain

Baku: So this Dr. Tootsie is gonna give us the supersoft?
Marcus: It's Tot.
Baku: Looks like we're stuck babysittin' the princess again!
Marcus: Why?
Baku: Cause this Toot won't give you the supersoft if the princess
isn't with you!
Marcus: It's Tot...
Baku: Might as well rest and give Ted time to prepare.
Marcus: It's Tot...
-Final Fantasy IX

"In life, there are many people that come across your path and in the process few choose to stay. Those few are what we call friends.”
-A quote on my painting

A small stone may make a ripple at first, but someday it will be a wave.
-Wiegraf, Zodiac Brave Story (Final Fantasy Tactics)

Cid: I know how hard it is being a leader. I've been one. I always forget who has what materia.
-Final Fantasy VII

Vash: Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La dee da dee dide, genocide. La dee da dee dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time.
-Trigun

Heero: If you really going to try that (self-detonation), I have an advice.
Trowa: That is?
Heero: It hurts like hell.
-Gundam Wing

Reno: What are you gonna do with Jenova's head? It's just her neck.
Loz: HEY!
Yazzo: Don't talk about mother in such a matter!
Loz: I'll never forgive them!
Rude:...Sorry
Reno: Yeah, you're right... wait, why the hell are we apologizing!
-Final Fantasy VII Advent Children

Just to let you people who are reading this know, that I am doing this on the top of my head so some dialogue may be wrong, but I’ll correct it when I get the chance :)

Gwaah... those who saw what I wrote about mah fanfics here... well, I'm lazy to do that now. XP So yeah, ferget whatcha saw and jus click away!

That's it for now, my beloved readers and/or reviewers! I want to thank you for taking your time to read my unbearably boring bio :bows:

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The Horrors of Babysitting by Rikku Abdul reviews
Eliwood has entrusted the two cavaliers with a very important and possibly dangerous job... babysitting his son for two whole days. No pairings. COMPLETE!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Kent, Sain - Complete
Some Days Are Worse Than Others by sydedalus reviews
An alternate ending for The Honeymoon, still unfinished. House gets suicidal over Stacy, picks a fight in a bar, and nearly overdoses. HouseWilson friendship with a good dose of Cuddy and some Stacy. Gen. First few chapters rated M for language. WIP. AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,356 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 4/13/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson
An Enemy Returns by Janie Canuck reviews
Vogler's back, blaming House for ruining his life and looking for payback. Rated T for some violence and language. Please review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,167 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
In Self Defence by Alipeeps reviews
House is attacked by a clinic patient. Major House angst and lots of HurtComfort but no ships, just HouseWilson and HouseCuddy friendship. Chapter 11 now up at last!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,741 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson
Every Second by entercreativename reviews
Chase mysteriously falls ill and it is up to House to discover the cause. ChaseOther woman. HouseWilson friendship. Hypothesized history behind House and his team revealed.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Complete
The First Shadow Before the Darkness by Soren Talen reviews
This ties Final Fantasy to Kingdom Hearts, explaining how Leon and Yuffie got to Traverse Town, what happened to Cloud, what the HECK happened to Ansem, and so on. T for violence. I can't seem to write a story without giving Reno a chapter...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Kairi - Complete
Stare Into The Abyss by Thymine reviews
[Set after CoM] What are Axel’s goals and just how far will he go to achieve them? And why is he so interested in Sora? [Axel centric]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,327 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Axel, Sora - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Naja Melanoleuca reviews
How far will House push Chase to make him pay for his betrayal? A round about story explaining how the two forgave each other. Rated for language
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 66,317 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005
A Month of Hell by Charlie911 reviews
[COMPLETE]Inuyasha Takahashi thought every girl loved him, or so he thought. One girl despises him and can't even stand to be around him....Kagome Higurashi. When these two meet there will be hell. well, mostly for Inuyasha, anyway [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,174 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Complicated Souls by Isrea Ishiida reviews
Evil stirs in a land to the east. The Lifestream revives a pair of troublemakers. The planet's Guardians are gathering... What does all this mean? Reno and Cloud must learn to work together to decipher their dreams before it’s too late! Reno x Cloud. R&R?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004
Ruby and Jade by Isrea Ishiida reviews
Cloud moves to Traverse and finds a small ruby orb. Inside it is a Hojonin named Reno that he ends up accidentally unlocking. What’s worse is Cloud can’t get rid of the smart ass! Meanwhile dark forces are after Reno’s powers! CxR.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2004
Little Red Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs by Desha reviews
Reno narrates his own version of a popular fairy tale... or rather several fairy tales.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2001 - Reno
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Journey of the Cursed King reviews
[DQVIII] Hero embarks on a journey in a mission to pursue an insane magician and lift the curse of his King and Princess… only to deepen himself in a far greater threat than he anticipated. [ONHOLD]
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2006
Successor to the Throne reviews
Lyn finds a dying tactician, and needless to say, takes him in. A journey begins from a simple act of kindness. Need I say more? DISCONTINUED
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Tactician/Mark
The Forbidden Land reviews
Deniers of death... a place greater than hell. Where all darkness reigns... the light that has fell. A world with no redemption... a world with no grace... forbidden, it has became... a world with no place.' TURK centric DISCONTINUED
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Rufus, Reno
Why do you Fight? reviews
After Sora encounters Axel in a battle and loses, Axel asks him one simple question. oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete