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Joined 06-29-05, id: 843769
Author has written 4 stories for Fruits Basket, Inheritance Cycle, and Harry Potter.

The condensed version of myself! I went to the Mechanical Contrivium and they gave me ten facts everyone should know about Catherine!

Which is my name, in case you didn't know.


1. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Catherine to reach the earth's core.

2. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Catherine!

3. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Catherine.

4. Catherine has a memory span of three seconds.

5.There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Catherine orbiting the Earth.

6. Peanuts and Catherine are beans!

7. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Catherine can not!

8.The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Catherine at least three times a week.

9. Catherine can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

10. Catherine is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Catherine!


And for now, here are some quotes I'm currently in love with:


"Minerva," Severus began, "Adrian Pucey spoke words of love to me, encroached upon my personal space, and then touched me innapropriately."

-JuicyJuice, The Confessions of Severus Snape


"And then there's Ace. Um, yeah. His name's Ace. And he's a hippie boy from Boulder. And I honestly wouldn't care if he sang Kum-ba-yah in pig latin while sucking on helium. He just needs to stand there. Thank you, TV gods."

- Libba Bray, author of Rebel Angels and A Great and Terrible Beauty


"The Mary-Sue's hair is very curious. No matter how much she fights, never a hair is out of place. I, for one, would like to know which fabulous shampoo the Mary-Sue uses. But apparently this phenomena is 'natural.' This has made a lot of NORMAL, NON-MUTATED women angry, and rightly so."

- A Basic Guide to Mary-Sues


"In the U.S. a woman gives birth every 12 seconds. She must be found and stopped."


"It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims."

- Aristotle (for every website that asks you for your favorite quote)

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Like An Open Book by LinBean reviews
A not so simple Gureru AU. Shigure Sohma, successful writer and publisher of Sohma House & Co., has recently discovered that his wandering eyes and interest have been captured by none other than the very confrontational and sharp-tongued Tohru Honda.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,232 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Shigure S., Tohru H.
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
For All The Love In The World by JTBJAB reviews
Hermione finds herself faced with many unique challenges, especially when faced with her Potions Professor...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 74,657 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Blue Heaven by HardlyFatal reviews
Class 2D has to take a course in Family Life, where they're all paired off in pretend marriages for the year. Hijinks ensue. Several pairings. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,262 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Furuba Verses by Otaku Mom reviews
This was a collection of verses about the Sohma. Originally it was supposed to have the theme of Tohru and their feelings toward her. It's evolved a bit, and Akito seems to be central to some of the theme. I think I am finally accepting her as female.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Tohru H., Tohru H.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
I Return by stella8h8chang reviews
Albus has no choice but to return to Nurmengard after a fifty-year absence. Set during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Mission Impossible? by Britva reviews
The Order is sending Fred and Hermione on a dangerous mission. They are meant to play siblings, but when sparks fly, will they be able to keep their hands off each other? RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,104 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
The Dragon by Asmodeus1389 reviews
The silver dragon perched on the cliff, and the strangers scurried below.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Isle of Romance by Otaku Mom reviews
Akito has a plan. It involves Shigure, Tohru, and a romantic Greek Isle... Is this a recipe for romance? It's been six years since Tohru came to live among the Sohmas.If Akito's plan works and gives Shigure Tohru, what happens to Kyo and Yuki?COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,829 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
Rain by Fragile Tension reviews
It's raining and Eclipse is hiding something from Raenef.
Demon Diary - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005
Baby Bliss by Faith and Grace reviews
When her Muggle Studies class is assigned a flour-baby project, Hermione thought it would be a breeze. However, when her partner happens to be Fred Weasley, hijinks abound and both are in for the time of their life. HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 2988 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Festival of Lights by Lil0rangeNeko reviews
The street festival has come to town, and Tohru, accompanied by much of the Sohma clan, is going! Will romance spark before the fireworks do? Read and see! KxT
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Now You See It by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
That spark between Lily Evans and James Potter keeps flickering, but almost refuses to light...almost. Now finished, but will possibly be edited. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Odoratae Candelae by Audley reviews
It means 'Scented Candles' in Latin. Several vignettes from various points of view...and various noses. Are you ready for Chapter 7? That's what I thought! And here it is, baby!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Kisa S.
The First Time I Saw You by Soul Raider 116 reviews
Mii-chan and Shigure recall the first time they met, and they may have to come to grips with the way they truly feel. (I only picked the T rating cuz I'm not entirely sure where this is going) R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,250 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Shigure S., Mii C.
Battle of the Shippers by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Random Harry Potter characters, and my own, band together to answer the question, “Who does Gen belong with?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
The Confessions of Severus Snape by JuicyJuice reviews
Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
What's in A Name? by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Simple little oneshot. Remus and Gen pick a name for their newborn son.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Complete
Toil and Trouble by Madame Oubliette reviews
Hermione finds herself coming between the Weasley twins when she comes to stay at The Burrow over the Christmas holidays. Not what you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,444 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Touch One by Asmodeus1389 reviews
Eragon and all other riders went through the branding. This is what it was like.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
See You In Court by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Insanity ensues as Sirius becomes a judge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Sirius B.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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The Twins reviews
[A Poem] Written from the point of view of the Twins after death... cause I just can't get enough of our favorite bald headed traitors!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/12/2006
Alagaesian Idol reviews
It's the moment you've all been waiting for folks! Only YOUR votes, you the faithful citizens of Alagaesia, will decide who will be the NEXT ALAGAESIAN IDOL!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
Coming Up Short reviews
Is it possible? Could a nonmagical, mugglebred human become a squib? What's the difference anyhow? The difference is: 'THEY'RE MUGGLES, ALBUS' marauder era: SnapeOC, JamesLily, LuciusNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2006
Hatori Sohma, Private Eye reviews
Harboring fugitives, tending to Akito, discovering secret admirers, protecting the Main House staff, ...and tracking down Yuki's murderer? The to do list lengthens, and Hatori's quickly developing a headache. [currently in need of a plot.]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Hatori S., Hatsuharu S.
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