Terra Alchemist
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Joined 06-29-05, id: 843799
Author has written 22 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Final Fantasy I-VI, Naruto, and Metal Gear.

Age: I dunno, maybe you can tell me?

Gender: F

Residence: North Carolina, USA! Woooh! I'm not a hillbilly either, so shut up!

Height: Anywhere from Ed height toRoy height!

Favorite character: Roy Mustang

Favorite Pairings: I have 2! Roy and Riza, and Al and Winry! EdXOC is always nice too.

Favorite vid-game:My favorite is RC3as of now.

Favorite color: Hm... that's tough, I'm torn between Red and Blue... (It's like between Ed and Roy!)

Favorite food: Uh... um... can I answer this later?

Most hated character: I haaaaate Envy, for killing Maes Hughes( in the manga it was Envy, but they might have changed it to Sloth in the anime, which to me is kind of messed up. I keep missing episode 25, and it's come on 3 times already! Grrr...Envy is the only one who can transform, I'm pretty sure) and Archer for the loss of Roy's eye (whether or not he did it is still under speculation. There have been rumors that it was actually Riza who did it on accident, and you never know.)

Story Stats:

1st Place: Heir to the Flame, which has482 reviews as of December 17th. Man, I'm popular. This things is NOTHING but ROYAI. Okay, it's got some adventure too...

2nd Place: Halfmetal Alchemist is finished, woohoo! Finished, with a grand total of 132 reviews!

3rd Place: Love Through Flame and Gunfire, which bags itself 59 reviews, booting down The Only One for him to 4th place. BIG Royai fic, may contain lemons in later chapters, depends on my mood. In the first chapter, Roy gets a little frisky with Riza after coming to her for help and her DAD catches him. Uh oh. Not to mention Homunculi and the military are after Roy as well; it's AU, by the way. 59 reviews

4th Place: The Only One for Him, which got booted down to 4th plac by Love Through Flame and Gunfire for the simple reason that 'L' come before 'O'. 59 reviews

5th Place: Vacation with the Mustangs, which I haven't updated in forever, has 21 reviews.

6th Place: Loaded Gun Complex, a royai sonfic, 12 reviews

7th place: Wrecking Havoc, This isn't actually about royai, though it does contain some. This one is about Havoc, because I like Havoc and I think it's about time he stopped getting beaten up by Roy all the time in my other stories. The guy needs a break. 11 reviews

8th Place: All Eras Must End, other wise titled Halfmetal Alchemist 3. It still shouldn't be posted, since HMA 2: Halfmetal Guardian, just started. Oh well. 10 revies.

9th Place: Climbing the Military Ladder; Roy and his struggles to become Fuhrer, which contain some rough meetings with Basque Gran and some rather sparkly ones with Alex Louis Armstrong, the Strong Arm Alchemist. 8 reviews

10th Place: Aftermath of Sin, another Royai that beat down Never a Mother to Me by two places. It's a bit futuresque. About Roy andRiza when they attempt human transmutation, doesn't work, get their souls kicked over to New York City in 3020, and the only person they can count on is a kid named Matteas who looks exactly like Maes. Matteas, however, has a lot of things to hide... 7 reviews

11th Place: Halfmetal Guardian: War of Broken Memories Hooray for HMA2: HMG! 6 reviews

12th Place: Never a Mother to Me- Another Roy fic, slight Royai, hardly any. About the tortures that Roy's mother puts him through when he's young and how he reacts when she tries to suck-up to him after he's Fuhrer. I got great personal satisfaction writing this story, for some odd reason. I don't know if I'll continue this or not. 6 reviews

13th Place: School's a Nightmare, which beats out Beach Party with Maes. This is the chaos that ensues when you pick on Roy, Maes, and Riza when they're in school. 5 reviews

14th Place: The Revenge of Mr.Bean, which got beaten by School's a Nightmare because 'S' comes before 'T'. 5 reviews

15th Place: I Can't Do This, a fic that struck me viciously about the face one midsummer morning... or something like that. 4 reviews.

16th Place: Beach Party with Maes What my mind comes up with when it's very bored. You have been forewarned. 2 reviews

17th Place: The Return of Galahad. FF6 fic, which, by all rights, shouldn't be in this running, but since it's the only one, what the heck? 1 review.


Sayings:

-Maes Hughes ranting about his family in the background-

Roy: -sigh- Maes is like an Energizer battery. He keeps goin on and on and on and on...


Maes on the phone: Roy, I have good news!

Roy on the other end: What? Any news on Scar?

Maes: No, you obsessed idiot, how would that be good news?Did you honestlyforget? It's Elysia's birthday tomorrow!


Maes in pink ducky pajamas on the phone: Do you know what time it is? What is it?

Roy at HQ in uniform: Something's been bothering me lately...

Maes: What? About the Scar case?

Roy: No...

Camera zooms out to show all of Roy's subordinates

Roy: I haven't made an appearance lately!


From The Only One for Him, which happens to be my FMA fanfic...

Maes: First of all, where do you want it to be?

Roy in Central Park with Maes on a park bench: I dunno... my house I guess...

Maes: Your mansion?

Roy: No Maes, my shack.

Maes: I wasn't aware that you are skilled in sarcasm.

A little bit later...

Maes: Our wedding was all day long... ah the marital bliss...

Roy: I know, Maes, I was there, remember?

Maes: Yeah, you drank all the wine. Said you were bored to death, then got hit by a car on the way home. Serves you right, you self-centered bastard.

LATER...

Roy: I'm not getting drunk again at this one, okay? Really!

Maes: Right. Maybe we should replace it with punch just in case... knowing you, you could probably get drunk off that too...

Roy: Who gets drunk off punch?

Maes: You could.

Roy: Only alcohol for me, and I don't think I want any for a while...

Maes: Ahhh... still reliving flashbacks of that car?

Roy: No, I'm still reliving flashbacks of what Dad did to me once I staggered back home.

Maes: Wish I was there to see it.

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A Day at the Spa by Flye reviews
Riza gets time off to relax and Roy can't concentrate without his First Lieutenant, so he takes a few days off, too... and ends up with said lieutenant at a spa. Yoga and financial matters are one thing, but what other problems will arise? Royai, semiAU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,899 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Riza H., Roy M.
Embarrassed Meeting by foreverlight reviews
Roy's calls an emergency meeting that ends with Riza in his arms
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,641 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
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The White Fang reviews
Kakashi's having love problems and Sakura and Naruto are determined to get their Sensei and his love interest together, permanently. Will Kakashi get the girl, or will Naruto and Sakura screw it all up? Slightly AU, KakashiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,467 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kakashi H.
Metal Gear Solid: Behind the Games reviews
Solid, Liquid, Solidus, and Naked give their feedback on their hit VG series, but what about the daily lives of the people themselves? Who would've thought that it involved school?
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2006
Heir to the Flame reviews
Roy and Riza discover that they have a bigger problem than getting to the top of the military, Riza is pregnant and the higherups are taking an unhealthy interest in the unborn son of the Flame Alchemist. Definitely RoyXRiza, R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,179 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Left Behind reviews
Roy is executed for assassinating the Fuhrer, but after he is taken away, Riza finds out that she is pregnant with his only child. Now Roy Mustang Junior and Riza are left behind to fend for themselves, without Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Riza H., Roy M.
Halfmetal Guardian: War of Broken Memories reviews
Six years after the defeat of Ultimus and the Homunculi, Rivant declares an allout war on Amestris in the form of a Alchemist and Guardian battle royale. Roy is shipwrecked and it's up to his son to defend Amestris. Second in the Halfmetal Series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Roy M., Jean H.
The White Chakra Seal of Youth reviews
After an immense chakra drain resulting from his use of the Mangekyou Sharingan, Kakashi's only hope of survival is to be turned into a child. Meanwhile, his older brother Jakashi attempts to resurrect their dead father, Sakumo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H.
Lost Legacy reviews
On a quest to find his true parentage, Roy is taken to the world of Ameran, a world where dragons still fly and ninjas abound, but Cecil, the Butcher of Balian, is hot on his trail. Can Serin protect him or will Roy fall prey to the Dark Empire?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Roy M.
Aftermath of Sin: This Machine reviews
Roy and Riza's attempts to bring back the soul of their only daughter goes terribly wrong and their souls are transported to New York, 3020. Now their only hope to get home lies in the hands of Matteas, a boy who looks exactly like Maes Hughes
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,063 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Halfmetal Legacy: All Eras Must End reviews
Years into the future, secondborn children are being hunted down by the military, and Eric Lee Elric is one such child. Roy Mustang is gone forever and the rest of the heroes of old have disappeared. Third in the Halfmetal Series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 11/6/2005
The Revenge of Mr Bean reviews
Mr.Bean, the TRUE cough cough story of Edward Elric. Brought to you, by the Flame Alchemist. Roy has a story to put Maes Mustang to sleep, and it's the story of the... bean. Mr.Bean.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Roy M., Edward E.
HalfMetal Alchemist reviews
During a mysterious fire the Elrics go missing leaving three children behind to be raised as Mustangs. Years pass and Roy decides to search for Fullmetal, but with the help of his son the Halfmetal Alchemist. First in the Halfmetal Series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 48,121 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Love Through Flame and Gunfire reviews
Roy is being hunted down by the Homunculi and a plea for help to his First Lieutenant turns into something that should not have happened at all. Will Roy and Riza find a way to dodge Homunculi and military, or will they die together? AU, [ROYAI]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,664 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Wrecking Havoc reviews
Jean Havoc has more secrets than he lets on to his daughter Luna, but when his next mission to the dead city Salem lands him in a dangerous position, can she uncover enough about him to ultimately save him? HavocXOC, RoyXRiza, AlXWinry, aaaand, LunaXRoyJr
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Jean H.
Loaded Gun Complex reviews
Royai Songfic for Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging by Fallout Boys. Roy reflects on his feelings for Riza at his desk and mulls over his secret fears and yearnings for her. ROYAI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
School's a Nightmare! reviews
Roy Riza and Maes are back in grade school, so what will 3 angry guardians do when their kids are being harrassed at school?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Climbing the Military Ladder reviews
After Roy's parents perish in a violent bomb blast in Central Park, Roy takes it upon himself to become Fuhrer of Amestris but what steps will he have to take to get to the top of the military ladder? Roy's struggles to get to the top begin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Roy M., Maes H.
The Only One for Him reviews
It's Roy's birthday and he thinks it's time to ask his First Lieutenant on a date, but will it go as he planned? ROYAI. CHAPTER 10 IS UP!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,525 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
I Can't Do This reviews
Can Roy fulfill the last wish of a chimera who was once his father?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Vacation with the Mustangs reviews
Roy's family is going on vacation, but what horrors will ensue when he brings along Maes, Riza, and Havoc with him? Rated T just in case for later chapters. Chapter 4, 'Jealousy 101' is up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Roy M., Maes H.
Return of Galahad reviews
FFVI. Years after the war Sabin and Edgar's lives return to normality, but what happens when a mad Figaroan from the past decides to get even with the world of the future?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005
Never a Mother to Me reviews
Roy's troubled past returns when the woman he never wants to see again turns up in his own house. ONESHOT. Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
Beach Party With Maes reviews
The Mustang's head for the beach, but little Maes isn't getting the attention he wants. Will his 'at the beach' show get him some attention? This is a sidestory from my first story, Halfmetal Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
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