Katearah
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Joined 06-30-05, id: 844903
Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Hellsing.

You know, a wise man once said: If at first you don’t succeed, try try again. As I obviously haven’t succeeded in writing a decent profile as of yet, I am going to give it another shot. Here’s hoping this one is better than the last.

Me:
Age: Way to old for my writing to be this bad.
Gender: Female
Height: Very, very short.
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Greenish-Hazel
Weight: If you’re male and want to know this, leave your name so I can hunt you down and kill you. If you’re female, then I’m sure you know why I’d rather not tell.
Location: A place far, far away from civilization and any form of sanity.
I Love: My family, my pets, my friends, computers, fanfiction, and anime.

I Hate: People who are cruel just for the hell of it, bashers, and people who are just genuinely stupid, arrogant and mean.

So far as my personality goes, it differs from who I seem to be on the computer when I actually muster up the courage to talk to someone. On the computer, I seem to be a loud and confident person. The truth is actually the complete opposite: I’m really a very quiet person who has extremely low self-esteem and is constantly second guessing their words. Because of this, I very rarely leave reviews, and even less rarely strike up conversations even if I may want to- simply because I don’t know what to say. Everything I want to say seems to be so stupid, and everything I actually write and send seems to be even more so. I’m not saying this to be unfriendly, and in fact, would be more than happy to be your friend. I’m just the sort of person that has to be approached first as they don’t have the courage to approach you themselves.

My email (if you do want to talk, as it doesn’t seem to show up for unregistered members):

katearah@yahoo.com

Okay, now that I’ve thoroughly depressed myself (and probably anyone reading this) onto more neutral territory:

Fandoms I Like:

Naruto

FFX – FFX-2

X-Men (Comic, Evo, and Movie)

Ouran High School Host Club (just got into this one… and like pretty much every other fan of it, have the goddess Krys Yuy to thank for introducing me to it)

The list will be updated later (as I tend to pick up and drop fandoms quite often). So check back then. Also, when I say ‘Character/Everyone’ I’m referring to every male. If I do like a female with that character, I’ll add her separately.

Pairings I love and hate…

…For Naruto:

I love:

Sakura/Naruto (I can’t believe I forgot to add Naruto as my favorite sort of Sakura pairing. How the HELL did I forget Naruto?! What sort of crack was I on?!)

Sakura/Everyone (This time with Neji, Kakashi, Itachi and Gaara as the top four (excluding Naruto, of course))

Hinata/Naruto, Lee, and Shino (I have this weird thing with Hinata… I love her, and then I hate her, and then I love her again, so if she shows up in my fics, she’ll either be painted in a really good light, or a really bad one. (What makes this incredibly ironic is that she’s probably more like me than any other character in any anime series you could come across.))

Lee/Neji (Sorry, but Lee can only have Neji now. I’ve decided that Gaara is exclusively Sakura’s.)

I like:

Hinata/Sakura (It just has a sort of semi-sweet ironic edge that makes it irresistible to me in a weird way.)

I hate:

Hinata/Neji… (My opinion on this pairing has not changed one bit. I still find it just as disgusting as I did before.)

Sasuke/Itachi… (Read above… twice.)

Kakashi/Iruka… (I could really use some mental dental floss right about now…)

Any other incestual or yaoi pairings I’ve missed.

…For FFX – FFX-2

I love:

Rikku/Auron (I DARE you to try to convince me there’s a pairing cuter than this.)

I like:

Rikku/Everyone else

Rikku/Paine (probably a carry over from Aurikku, as she’s the closest thing you can get to a female Auron)

I hate:

Anyone but Rikku/Auron. (If Auron’s to be alive he’s to be Rikku’s, Dammnit!)

Any yaoi or incestual parings.

…For X-Men (Comic, Evo, and Movie):

I love:

Rogue/Everyone (…and that’s all)

I hate:

Kitty/Bobby (both the characters and the pairing)

Kitty/Pyro (…have I mentioned that I hate her?)

Kitty/Anyone (……do you blame me?)

OC/Remy (Okay girls, I know he’s hot, but that’s not an excuse to insert yourself as an ‘original character’ and make Rogue sound like a total bitch in the process)

Storm/Anyone (Yet again, Rogue bashing (… and Halley Berry) has ruined this character for me)

Jubilee/Remy, Wolverine (Rogue already has Kitty stealing her guys in the movies. She doesn’t need Jubilee moving in on them, too.)

…For Ouran High School Host Club:

I love:

Haruhi/Everyone (though Haruhi/Hikaru, Haruhi/Kyouya, and Haruhi/Kaoru are the top three for this one)

I hate:

Hikaru/Kaoru (The fact that they’re guys does not make them being both siblings AND in a relationship together okay. It only makes it more disgusting.)

As always, any yaoi or incestual parings I’ve missed.

…And that’s it- for now at least. Like I said before, I’ll probably pick up a new or old fandom soon, and then list them here. Until then, I’m just gonna wait. Hope you enjoyed reading!

Oh yeah, as far as fics go, I’m about a third of the way done of a Naruto/Sakura 50 sentence fic. You should probably be seeing the end result of it sometime this month.

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Forgive and Forget? by numberoneklutz reviews
The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,860 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sakura H.
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Reoccurences by Bluewolfgirl reviews
Haruko returns to Earth after twenty years of chasing Atomsk. But it's not Naota she finds...
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 8/22/2005
Sketchbook by Chiisarin reviews
These are the sketches of alternate realities, incomplete hints of what could have been. What if Gaara had a different family? What if it wasn't Ino who befriended Sakura but Neji? What if Anko had the Sharingan? Take a look. THIS IS MOSTLY AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Sakura H.
Half a Minute by Sanity through Madness reviews
My currently unofficial contribution to the LJ 30kisses challenge. KakaSaku. Drabbles. What more can you ask for? They'll be in the traditional 30kisses order, but they aren't necessarily in the right order for their continuity. Maybe I'll fix that later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Shades of Grey by Destiny's Darkness reviews
In matters of black & white, there's always grey... Hermione's a bookworm at school, but what about when school's out? Harry's oblivious to her feelings for him, so while on break in London with the boys, she's moving on with life. At least, she'll try.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,104 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Remember You, Remember Me by trailsofblood666 reviews
The charges against Haruno Sakura were extensive, including attacking a fellow Konoha shinobi, abandoning her village and even going as far as joining the Akatsuki. To what lengths will she go to stay out of Konoha hands?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Take it Like a Man by Vampire Toy reviews
When Sakura tries Naruto’s infamous ‘sexynojitsu’ on her time off, she finds it might not be so easy to change back! Now girls think she’s cute, boys think she’s weird, and her sensei thinks its funny!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,663 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005
Finding Marie by LadyV77 reviews
Rogue, feeling out of place in Xavier's school, leaves the mansion and ends up at the Brotherhood House. RogueJoseph for now. Rating for language and some violence.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,053 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Rogue
The Butterfly Effect by Anaphalis reviews
Vengeful gods. Sarcastic, evil butterflies. Two men in her bed. Somehow this wasn't quite what Tohru had pictured for her life after highschool. Yukiru, Kyoru
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,653 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Tohru H.
Accouchement of the Heart by She's So High reviews
Raven has a problem that she tries hard not to think about. Trouble is, it just keeps getting worse and worse and harder to ignore. This being in love thing is going to kill her. RobinRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Raven, Robin
Mum, Dad: Meet My Boyfriends by KissThis reviews
Hermione, Sirius, and Remus are blissfully in love, but what are our favorite characters to do when the Grangers hear that their daughter has a boyfriend. Singular. How ever is she going to explain that she has TWO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 130 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
My Place by Candy-Kisses reviews
Sawyer Finds his place, but his place has no clue.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sawyer, Kate
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Dastardly Deeds and Their Consequences reviews
Naruto has done something very, very bad. Sakura intends to make him pay for it. NaruSaku. 464 words.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Something Expected reviews
Seras finally gets a taste of her Master... But Alucard always has something up his sleave. Seras angst, AlucardIntegra. 330word drabble.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2005
Not A Happy Story reviews
Even Naruto can't conquer everything. Let's see what happens to his mate when he's finally overcome. Tearjerker. NaruSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Meant To Be Understood reviews
Naruto being subtle. Sakura hyperventilating. Tsunade without her sake. What more do you need? NaruSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected reviews
Gryffindor Common Room isn't the only place confrontations take place in. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Delaying Confrontations reviews
When you get caught at something, facing up to it is the LAST thing you want to do. Drabble.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Anzu M., K. Jounouchi - Complete
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