Author has written 20 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Sherlock, and Hamilton.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Right now, The Rebellion and Keep Your Head Down are currently my top priorities. Thank you for your patience.
Hi guys!! Now why might you want to be reading this, when you could be reading fanfictions?!
You're still here? Ok then, here's some stuff:
Hi! You can call me Seb. I'm genderfluid and my pronouns are they/he. Welcome to my profile! I hope you enjoy your stay here.
Some things I like are reading, writing, drawing, scrolling aimlessly through Tumblr, and listening to music for hours on end. Some other things you might want to know is that I mostly only have time to write on the weekends, even in the summer. Also, I'll get around to finishing every fanfic I've started eventually, it'll just take a while. Thanks for your patience on this!
My current main fandoms are Ranger's Apprentice and Hamilton. I can't maintain an obsession over more than two things at a time, so it's just a huge mess of main 'I-would-die-for-this-fandom' fandoms and little side 'I-like-this-but-I-don't-do-anything-with-it-or-for-it' fandoms.
My favorite books!!!!
Prepare yourself. No specific order. Except for Ranger's Apprentice. Cause that series is awesome. Epic. Outstanding. And more.
Ranger's Apprentice, Beautiful Creatures, Throne of Glass, Harry Potter, Last Dragon Chronicles, The Last Dogs, Ink-Trilogy, Brotherband, Warriors, Do Fish Drink Water?, The Thing About Jellyfish, Nightbird, Night Gardener, How I Became a Ghost: A Choctaw Trail of Tears Story, Bible (mostly Genesis), A Tale Dark and Grimm, Fox in Socks (how can you not like the Tweetle Beetle Battle?!), Harry Potter, Faerie Path, Kane Chronicles, Dragon Slippers series (I don't know what the actual series is called, but it's three books long), Wings of Fire, Need, Doctor Who (yes, I have a book of it), and more. A lot more.
A few quotes:
"They think I'll think they'll do A so they'll do B but they'll think I'll think they're thinking I'm thinking they'll do B so they'll actually do A." -John Flanagan, Ranger's Apprentice. Yes I do have that memorized. No, I do not understand it. Something about a double double bluff.
"Questions are candles in the dark. Answers take the dark away all together." -Brain Farrey, Secret of Dreadwillow Carse. Do I even have to explain how awesome this is?!
"I can see with my eyes!! *gasp* I'm an owl!!!!!" -My sister
"Morgarath in a pink tutu skipping on a battlefield twirling his hair!!!" -One of my friends who wishes to remain anonymous.
"Halt in a pink tutu riding a unicorn on a rainbow eating pop-tarts!!!" -Still my friend who still wishes to remain anonymous.
Ranger's Apprentice Pledge:
I promise to remember Will,
when Life chooses an odd path for me.
I promise to remember Halt,
when my brother says he hates me.
I promise to remember Alyss,
when the flames of Life seem to consume me.
I promise to remember Gilan,
when my one true love says no.
I promise to remember Crowley,
when I have to take charge.
I promise to remember Pauline,
when I have to make a deal.
I promise to remember Morgarath,
when I feel jealous of someone else.
I promise to remember Erak,
when my country goes to war.
I promise to remember Selethen, (did I spell that right?)
when the summer's heat beats upon my face.
I promise to remember Duncan,
when my little girl grows up.
I promise to remember Maddie,
when the whole world thinks you can't.
I promise to remember Horace,
when someone needs a heart so pure.
I promise to remember Evanlyn/Cassandra,
when my friend needs me most.
I promise to remember Jenny,
when I give up the one I love for what I love to do.
I promise to think of Ranger's Apprentice,
whenever someone needs me.
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Random fun stuffs:
My mother taught me to…
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
26. My mother taught me WISDOM.
27. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
28. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of nose bleed (Bring a kechup pack for this).
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "this is STUPID!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go to the movies.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how awesome the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who on earth are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake a heart-attack. When everyone starts screaming and callin 911, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
43. Cross-Dress. (How do you do this if you're a girl? I wear jeans an T-Shirts anyway. Do NOT send me a PM about it, kay?
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
Actual Product Labels That Make Me Question My Faith in Humanity
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
7 Ways to get over Fictional Characters:
* REALLY, WHY BOTHER? *
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Snow Queen and Other Winter Tales: When he went in his mother was just going to settle the coffee, and in fright let the pot drop on the floor, so the hot coffee came on the cat's paws; she cried "Yam, yam!" and sprang upon the table and spit at Lasse, who stood shamefacedly in the door.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV in the living room
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was going from a diner where we met my grandparents who live about two hours north to the car.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Google Hangouts, and I was talking with one of my friends
9. What are you wearing?
Fuzzy Pooh-Bear pants and a bright yellow shirt (my pj's)
10. Did you dream last night?
I know I did, I just can't remember what it was about.
11. When did you last laugh?
About and hour or so ago I think?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A few pictures and a clock (it's the dining room so it's pretty sparse)
Happy Birthday (unless you think I should do a chapter two)
What is this Feeling?
100 Chapter Story
A Different View
Alyss' Journey (which I'm finishing for someone else)
Best Idea in Araluen
Deadly Sins- Co-authoring with PFT221B
Keep Your Head Down
Sherlock's Grand Adventures
The Dead Leg
The Wrong Antidote
Duchess Frost (18)
Ranger River (2)