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Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.

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Okay, okay, settle down.

There's not much to me. I'm a hopeless romantic and idealist in a very nonidealist world. Basically forcing me to be very much the cynic. I come from a big family that I talk about incessantly. In my private fantasies, I would have bazillions of dollars and they'd all come live with me and pursue their own arts and various crafts from the big family compound. Very middle ages. There would be swords, too. Lots of swords. And damsels. Lots of damsels. Mostly to counteract the lack of one in my life at the moment. Got married.

If you're curious, the vital details are: Male, German/Polish family, twenty-five, single, blonde and blue eyed. My interests lie in mostly nerdy subjects. Science Fantasy in the video format, rather than written get me through the day. I've read and love LotR, Wheel of Time, among others. My primary field of study was Star Wars. I've rarely been trumped in the 'in universe' kind of trivia. I never really cared to know ninety percent of the actors that played Ewoks. Star Trek was a passing interest that ran deep, but only thanks to encyclopedias and other secondary and tertiary sources that summarize. I can't quote Kirk or Spock or Janeway or Sisko or Mr. Quantum Leap.

Nonfictional interests lie in computing technology for the masses, history, Religion, military history, history of general warfare, did I say history? I play an RPG weekly to make sure that I'll never be completely accepted into mainstream society, and I find growing up pretty much sucks. I swear I was the only kid NOT trying to be older than my age. I didn't care if you'd lost your virginity at 13, cause dammit, there were cartoons to be watched! They weren't gonna watch themselves! I know you agree.

I can be a pompous ass, but generally only when praising others rather than myself. Having had my growth spurts late, I really don't like embarrassment in any form, whether its me or someone else. In fact, I have a hard time watching it on the TV and in film. When I am offending, the quickest way to a solution is generally a friendly smack upside the head and an explanation: "That's for being an ass." So don't take it personal, I didn't mean it. Odds are I like you, and if you're female, I probably have a crush (see hopeless romantic). That actually goes away after awhile. Weird.

Oh! We're on a fiction site, not a blog. Right.

My writing all began WAY back in the 20th century. Some may not remember it. I do. After getting to college, I roomed with another gamer who started a gaming clan for a classic space fighter sim called X-Wing: Alliance. It was called Strike Force Justice. Thus, I had to join and I started writing. It was awesome. Soon there was a story board for round robin story telling. Which I basically took over. Because I posted everyday rather than every week. So then I wrote 'features' which got posted to the clan website to rave reviews of my squadronmates. The stories were all really wierd, as I incorporated so many things not invented by me into them. I swear, after that, writing for a TV series would be easy. This is all true. - Eddie Izzard

More stories always popped into my head and I tried at one time to edit down all the stuff off of that message board (it was 90 pages in a Word file!). But I left writing behind awhile back, keeping my creative energies for Gamemastering a Star Wars RPG which was not very well written. At all. Horrible. Crashed and burned. Second one was baller.

My current projects include: Return of Strike Force Justice, currently posted on this site. An as yet unnamed Stargate SG-1 story set after the last aired episode. This is in its inception and not ready for anything yet. I don't even have a full chapter done. Else, I have a Dungeons and Dragons campaign that I'm writing for the purpose of running it this summer. We played the first part and it was awesome. Too bad I didn't tape record it for writing it down as a story. Ah well. Also baller.

Well, thanks for listening. -Joe


Well, been gone a long time. I joined the Navy. That tends to soak up those extra hours you waste in college studying, drinking, eating, playing games, writing, sleeping. Its been a ride, but now I'm on shore duty, so I have a little time back. I have changed considerably. And hopefully my writing will benefit, rather than suffer.

So, if you keep reading, I'll try to keep writing. I've been reading your stuff basically the whole time. Especially those of you in Crossovers... you know who you are. So I'll keep reading if you keep writing.

-Still Joe

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The Thirteenth Colony Series by sg07 reviews
Battlestar Galactica and Stargate SG1 Crossover - The Colonial Fleet has traveled in space for 25 yahren, continuing their search for the lost 13th Tribe. Vipers investigate a strange gravimetric distortion wave. Read more to find out!
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,389 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 2/13/2003
Legacy of the Red Sun: The Complete Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
After Luke Skywalker died in a tragic speeder accident as a child, ObiWan was about to give up hope, until he discovered a child with powers unlike anything he'd ever seen: the last son of Krypton. A repost of entire Trilogy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,023 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Mara Jade, Clark K./Superman - Complete
Stargate Ragnarok: The First Rule by Sealurk reviews
Ep 2: The fallout from the first encounter with the Fenrir is more problematic than SG-27 anticipated, but it might offer them a new mission, and a new approach. Set a few weeks after SGA s5 Enemy at the Gate, spoilers for that. SG-1 spin-off.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Daughter of Atlas by Sayle reviews
When the Odyssey is flung from her universe into another the crew and SG1 just want to get back home. But when the damaged Odyssey becomes a prize to be had by both the Cylons and the Colonials, getting home may be the least of their problems. SG1/nBSG
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,828 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009
Boston Fanfiction by Galaxy1001D reviews
After their show is cancelled, Alan and Denny console themselves that there is always fanfiction.
Boston Legal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Sling Shot by Writegirl reviews
SG1 LOTR crossover. The great overhaul has begun! I am going back and rereading, adding, subtracting, and generally editing.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,245 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 4/23/2002 - Complete
April Ninth by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Lt. Colonel John Shepherd always does end up in the strangest places... Crossover with Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, and several Final Fantasies.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,208 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Yuna
A Family Visit by cookiemonster01 reviews
When Mark has some childcare problems, Sam suddenly finds herself with company...and then General O'Neill decides to help. Season 8
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,323 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
New General by Latergatr reviews
Complete! A new general takes over one of the other commands at Cheyenne Mountain, and gets an introduction to Deep Space Radar Telemetry. Sam gets some sorely needed mentoring. Please R & R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,756 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 11/22/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Destiny's Child Version 20 by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Rewrite of Destiny's Child. A Federation starship encounters a spatial anomaly and is flug into the stargate univsere. Trouble insues. Chapter Fifteen added
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,950 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 8/5/2004
Blur by nine miles to go reviews
JD blows off the vision blurs and dizziness. After all, what could go wrong? LONGER THAN A ONESHOT! JDA.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006
For a Pocketful by Tassos reviews
SGA Farscape: When D'argo Sun Crichton is kidnapped down a wormhole, he ends up in the wrong time, the wrong galaxay, and definitely the wrong reality where the humans of Atlantis must cope with his mistrust, his kidnappers, and...his parents.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,130 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
No Escaping Fate by Code reviews
The Colonials near and the Federation seeks out to discover this new arrival. Meanwhile, the Cylons await to strike and eliminate mankind once and for all. The only thing no one considered though, was the Romulans
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,995 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Linked Circles by adm-frb reviews
A Babylon 5 ST:TNG Crossover. When the Enterprise D and USS Challenger crosses into the Babyon 5 universe, everything changes. Contains a small element of ST:TOSMovie Era
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,447 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006
An Unlooked for Adventure by SG-Fan reviews
Major Samantha Carter and SG1 go on an ordinary mission... and return with a baby. It's not the best summary, SJ. T for safety. SORRY FOR THE LONG DELAY! Complete for now.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,984 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Why Me? by Glorfirien reviews
“I have been the unfortunate victim of some kind of act of god that has taken me from my home dimension and popped me right in the middle of this insanity.” A girl from our reality appears in front of the Stargate. Insanity Insues. Humor S9 Spoilers!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,883 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
Prophecy by The Rushing Wind reviews
After happening upon an Ancient temple and a mural within bearing the names of John and Elizabeth, Atlantis finds itself unraveling a million-year-old mystery as vast and strange as the Pegasus Galaxy itself. [Sheppard/Weir - Set just before the S3 episode "Sunday"]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - [Elizabeth W., John S.]
Running on Empty by Sholio reviews
Captured, implanted with Wraith trackers, released to run and die ... such is Sheppard and McKay's fate. Now all they have to do is find each other before the Wraith find them. And Sheppard has this pesky little amnesia problem... Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,569 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Lasting Bonds by FallenPride reviews
[DV]Vala had gone missing and Daniel has been searching for her relentlessly. In the process of finding Vala, Daniel and SG1 encounter a new race, the Drakin, who have apparently managed to destroy a Prior.[AU][R&R!Rating changed for current chapter 15]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,004 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - D. Jackson, Vala
Still Waters by gaffer42 reviews
What happens after the crisis? How do you deal with having friends again after seven years on your own? The consequences of some pretty serious Sheppard and McKay whumping from the POV of our favourite Satedan. Just noted Complete in 9 parts.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Little Lost Girl by The Sithspawn reviews
Sequel to the Healer. Sg1 go to investigate a downed starship and encounter a lost woman.
Crossover - Star Wars & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Jaina S. - Complete
Shoelaces by jennamajig reviews
Daniel tries to deal with being little Daniel. 20th story: One Last Shoe is up. Series is COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Encounters by Shayz reviews
Ronon Dex meets a member of the Atlantis expedition and he can't stand her...it must be love. COMPLETE.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,811 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Redemption by Shayz reviews
Sequel to Isolation which is available here but rated M: 18 months later...there are always consequences to actions. COMPLETE shweir angst
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2005 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Isolation by Shayz reviews
During general planet recon, Major Sheppard is struck by lightning...then things get interesting. COMPLETE rated for mature situations.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2005 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
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Real Life Trek reviews
A crossover with 'real' life. People who know Star Trek as a TV series find themselves aboard a ship in the middle of a nebula. How will they handle it? Original characters, plus cameos.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 4/5/2007 - J. Picard, Q
The Return of Strike Force Justice reviews
After the war with the Yuuzhan Vong, a young woman quests for relics left behind by the warriors who rescued her from the war and taught her the ways of the Force. How far will she go to reclaim her family?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006