Jayne Cobb09
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Joined 07-01-05, id: 845251
Author has written 7 stories for House, M.D., Angel, British Comedy, Stargate: Atlantis, Red Eye, Prison Break, and Spin City.
I Improved my Profile! (UPDATE - SEE BOTTOM OF PROFILE)

I figured the whole novel long profile was idiotic so let's just say this:
I practically live and breath slash.

I tried to keep my favorite stories list shorter than the one on my first account, but I found that to be very hard. . .

I'm really sorry for the delay on all my stories, especially my Lost fic. It's been so long, I know, but school is the biggest pain in the ass at the moment and I've kinda overwhelmed myself at the moment with stories (and school) so I'm trying to take this one step at a time.

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO EVERYONE:

I'm removing every story that's "in progress" (even my Numb3rs fic)... but for a reason! I've realized that I haven't touched at least half of them in at least a year and probably don't plan on touching them some time soon. I'm leaving my completed ones up. Sorry to everyone who was enjoying my fics, but having two accounts was overwhelming me and this one is obviously the less popular one than my first one (Dr. E. Vance).

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Velocity by themidnightstar reviews
Charlie and Amita encounter an unexpected danger when they visit Don’s office. Last two chapters now posted! Complete.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Charlie E., Amita R. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Stage of History by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Cervantes picks up a hitchhiker, and ends up having to save the world from a crazed megalomaniac with a magically adhesive ball of garbage. TiraxNightmare, VoldoxIvy, CervantesxTaki, implied YunseongxMiNa. Rated for language and violence.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,381 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Complete
College Try by KuroNeko reviews
This was a huge mistake on Michael's part.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Straight Up Typhoon by MorningHell reviews
Slash. Sequel to My Impractical Hurricane. How well do two heterosexual men do in a homosexual relationship?
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,989 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Drag Race by Dr.E. Vance reviews
Lana is kidnapped in Metropolis and Clark and Lex have to rescue her by any means necessary. And I mean ANY, which ends up getting Lex and Clark trapped in a complicated plot, controlled by Lionel, to reveal Clark's secret. NEW CHAP. UP!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,226 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005
All too Human by shadowfire reviews
...and that was why Agent Kellerman killed him.
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Hungry by highsOffyou reviews
Curt realizes that nobody can replace Brian. Oneshot. A first fic. Curt&Arthur, Curt&Brian.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
Darkness Rising by Merrie reviews
Sands is a schizophrenic serial killer who has finally been caught. This is the story of how that man becomes a member of the CIA. It's going to be a very long and twisted journey... Chapter Twenty Five: The Trial, Part I posted!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,884 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003
My Impractical Hurricane by MorningHell reviews
Life lesson number 1. Do not, repeat, DO NOT...develop feelings for your brother in law. Slash.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
In the Still of the Night by UnderTheDark reviews
Shuttle crashes at the end of a mission, and who will doctor the doctor? Mal realizes that women ain't the only thing he leans towards... Mild preslash, hc.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Stargate Atlantis: The Musical by nightfynix reviews
The 'friendly' singalong version of Atlantis. Rated for some possible language and semi gratuitous killing off of hated minor characters. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
The Death Of Lana by alexywill22 reviews
Well it was bound to happen dooner or later...well i just hate her. read and review, please!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2005
Barriers by Goatcheese reviews
Beckett and McKay are kidnapped.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Carson B., Rodney M.
A Harrowing Tale of Great Integrity by i-worthington reviews
A mysterious totem pole transforms Lana into a backpack.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Lana L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Lighthouse Lost by Cradlerobber Speedo-kun reviews
Dylan shares detention with an unlikely companion. Featuring: an unusual slash pairing.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/18/2004
Don't Judge a Book by Wedgewood reviews
Archer, Reed, Hoshi, and Trip go on an away mission to a seemingly peaceful planet. But the planet is in the middle of a war, and the team is forced to help. T'Pol and the crew fight on another front on Enterprise. !COMPLETE!
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,502 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
All Tied Up by Whiskey Meteor reviews
Xander/Andrew Season 7, before Storyteller. A relationship developes between Xander and Andrew. **Complete**
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,091 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Complete
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Addicting Infatuation reviews
Doesn't everyone know it starts with a game of Spin the Bottle? Slash.
Spin City - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Cat and Mouse reviews
Couldn’t he understand that the game of cat and mouse doesn’t work when the mouse wins?
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Medical Madness reviews
Medical Madness is sweeping through the hospital. Can this be cured before Cameron reveals her true feelings about House? Will the madness stop before Chase and Foreman end up killing each other over who's the better man? Now with a plot and longer!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Mother Knows Best reviews
Sometimes, the thing that mother knows best is taken a little too literally.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Fred and the Magic Factory reviews
After receiving a magenta envelope in the mail, Angel Investigations is taken on a tour of a Magic Factory, not knowing what they are getting themselves dragged into. What happens when the mice sing and Fred is the only one left? COMPLETE!
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Secret Weapon reviews
The Wraith come up with a secret weapon they claim will take out the Atlantis team once and for all. When the team is captured by the Wraith, will they be able to withstand the torture? COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
You Stuck it Where? reviews
.....COUPLING..... Steve walks into the conversation at the wrong moment.
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete