2ndHandGuitar
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Joined 07-01-05, id: 845301, Profile Updated: 08-24-09
Author has written 5 stories for Star Wars, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Battlestar Galactica: 2003.

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FanFictions = Star Wars and crossovers. Aaaaaaaaaaand sometimes Star Trek. Guilty pleasure. :)

I write humor fics, mostly, and sometimes you might be unfortunate enough to get a glimpse at my AU day dreams. I wait for reviews, and then read the story again, decide it's horrible and delete it. YAY!

Hustle by JMD-009 reviews
Mal has to go to another fancy party and decides to practice swordplay. Simon decides he doesn't like dishes.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Simon, Mal - Complete
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Battlestar GalactiRENT reviews
BattlerstarRENT crossover! BSG characters singing your favorites songs with appilcable lyrics! Reviews are life, so hand 'em over. Enjoy. :
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007
I Am Not Gay, by Spock reviews
...and neither is McCoy! This is for all of those SMc slash addicts out there. Enjoy! :
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas reviews
Star Wars style. Darth Vader as Santa...what could go wrong?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Darth Vader, Han S. - Complete
Star Wars in under 60 seconds reviews
The title says it all. ROTJ now up! Please review and you might get to see the prequels up, too! Freakishly, that rhymes...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005
The Adventures of Anakin Sleepwalker reviews
Silliness! Very funny version of Ep 3, but the force is now not energy but...chocolate? please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
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